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Cher Dated Tom Cruise

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Glad to see that Celebrity Fit Club did Chastity Bono so much good...

By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 09:01:27
OK, those candid photos of Cher are disturbing...I am truly scared...

By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 09:25:03
When did Cher pork out???

And...admit it, Kelly Clarkson would look exactly like Chastity Bono if the Down Syndrome hadn't stunted Kelly's growth.

By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 09:30:11
I can't stand that fucking bitch.

By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 09:34:55
Cher has fucked at least half the male population in the world so I'm not surprised Tom is on that list.

By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 09:45:32
Chastity was a cute kid in the '70's.... Not anymore.

Cher's an attention seeker and throwing Tom Cruise's name might get her a glimmer of attention. She is a bitch. Always was and always will be. She acted like SHE was Sonny Bono's "widow" when he died. I miss you , Son <tear> <sniffle>. Even though she had staked years of media attention on her hating him. Did I call her a bitch? Well, I will say it again...BITCH!

And, didn't she have a "retirement" concert tour years back? So retire already, bitch.

By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 09:57:18
Those pictures of Chastity make me sad. She looks awful. But here's the really freaky thing. She looks HAPPY. Compare that to someone with a hot body and a killer wardrobe (Posh Spice, for example) who always looks MISERABLE. *Interesting.*

By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 10:10:47
Well, regardless of what the other posters are saying, I would LOVE to look like Cher when I reach my 60's! Hell, I'd like to look like that NOW!!!

By BustyRaquel, on February 8, 2008 10:18:32
10:10:47 -- So why are you sad? Get over it.

9:30:11 -- hilarious

By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 10:19:11
Three years of Cher's lip-syncing and dragqueen outfits??

I'm not saying gays are gullible drones, I'm just saying...

By joejoe, on February 8, 2008 10:24:22
Are you saying, gays would flock to see Judy Garland's corpse in concert. Oh, right, that is Liza, I forgot.

By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 10:37:40
Compare that to someone with a hot body and a killer wardrobe (Posh Spice, for example) who always looks MISERABLE. *Interesting.*

um....hot body and killer wardrobe...um....hmmmmm...that's...interesting...really? Posh Spice? Um....

By Confused, on February 8, 2008 10:45:09
Cher is a retard - remember some years ago that she believed that Mt. Rushmore was a natural formation? She's also the one who got her hair stuck in Richie Sambora's fly. She's banged every man in Hollywood over the age of 40 and now she's adding the wild and zany Tom Cruise to her list? I hate her even more than I did before I read this posting. She's one SCARY broad.

By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 10:48:54
Dear Confused,

The poster was making a comparison between Chastity, who's fat and happy, and Posh, who is "hot" and looks like someone shit in her Muselix.

Hope this helps.

L

By Mondo Des Moines, on February 8, 2008 10:51:22
Dear L,

Confused was questioning the assertion that Posh Spice has a hot body and a killer wardrobe.

Hope this helps.

J

By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 11:03:49
Now now, let's go back to making fun of Cher and not Posh. Don't derail this thread with attacks on other skanks. One skank at a time is my motto.

By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 11:08:22
Eh, I really don't have anything against Cher. She's always seemed upfront and honest in her interviews and is obviously intelligent...and let's be honest, Tom Cruise was hot as hell in his "Top Gun" days.

Guess I fail at this one, I can't find anything to be snarky about.

By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 11:32:39
"Daughter(son?)"

Ha ha ha!

No, but, seriously, what IS that thing?

By Sonny's special butt plug collection, on February 8, 2008 12:05:13
Male or female, who cares?
That 'chastity' thing is ugly.
Like a (semi)human embodiment of her/his name.
Yuk.

By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 12:44:15
Hello, Cher was setting her up for life when she named her "Chastity"....(are you listening, all you asshats who have to give your kids "unique" names)...?

By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 13:55:15
So now we know what Cher would've looked like without all the plastic surgeries.

By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 14:13:34
Re: Chastity -

"Hefty, hefty, hefty..."

By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 14:34:22
$cientology blackmail at work, remember sonny was an auditted $cientologist

By breezy, on February 8, 2008 14:45:26
Well, he was married to Mimi Rogers who was a lot older than him. Maybe he liked them old at one time.

By Sandy M, on February 8, 2008 14:55:03
13:55 - "asshat" sure isn't a unique put-down. Time to leave 2003 behind, ok?

By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 15:15:24
Is is still acceptable to use the the term 'troll'?

By lala, on February 8, 2008 16:32:50
Whats the big deal...who didn't know Cher dated him in the early 80's.

By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 16:37:11
Why would someone come out and admit to dating Mork from Ork if they coulda lived the rest of their lives with that little skeleton still buried? She must be in the beginning stages of dementia.

By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 16:39:22
I didn't know Cher's kid was the dude that played the Dad on 'Roseanne'.

By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 18:18:19
Tommie thought Cher was in drag - that's why he dated her. When he discovered her "vag," then it was over.

By anonymous, on February 9, 2008 08:48:39
You have to cut Cher some slack. It's not her fault she laid Tom. In the '80s, she was like Lindsay Lohan (you know, the slut part- not the part about Lindsay being dumb, ugly, talentless and washed up). Eventually, it was just Tom's turn.

By anonymous, on February 9, 2008 15:34:43
They deserve each other

By anonymous, on February 9, 2008 16:05:50
15:34, you should go get Lindsay's CDs. Even the worst song she wrote is quite a bit better than "I Got You Babe."

Then again so is the sound of hillbillies raping a sow.

By anonymous, on February 9, 2008 16:07:52