Good lord look at the size of those sweater cows. It looks like a battle of epic proportions between those monsters. I wonder which one will eat the other?
A little cleavage is fine, but she has that frizzy overbleached hair and that skanky baseball cap and her top is unbuttoned too far. She needs stylist.
It's like going to a strip club and seeing their tits before the strippers mold their boobs back into a less fucked up shape. It makes you miss natural tits.
YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH BOOBS AWESOME ALL VEINY AND FULL OF MILK AND PLASTIC YEESSSS ,now christina how about a getting out of the car poontang shot come on don't be shy
She looks like a fucking slut and her titties are lopsided...Would it kill her to look decent for once?? This bitch needs a fucking stylist that hasn't came off the strip.
Saying she looks like a pornstar is an insult to pornstars.
She went from being a cute, pretty teenager to her greasy "Dirrty" period to retro glam and now to a busted plastic surgery disaster with makeup that looks like a paintball game gone horribly awry.
Baby or not, she just needs to tone it the fuck down.
zip up the fucking sweater, you dont have to reveal your fucking tits everytime you go out. what's with girls these days? do they need to look like sluts?
most prostitutes dress with more class and style than Christina Aguilera. This is how a girl with beauty and talent can end up looking like a cheap whore on a daily basis.
I look forward to the episode - airing in about a year - of Dr. 90210 where they remove Christina's stretched out excess skin during the boob lift. I especially love the part when they weigh it.
She looks like trash. She looks like an easy fuck, and that's why so many people love seeing her like this. It's hard to imagine she's worth over a hundred mil and would never touch your dick in real life.
Honestly, by now, I think she must have some major self esteem issues. She has to HATE her body because she is such a beautiful girl and she works sooo fucking hard at looking awful. I mean look at the shit she married.
Ack. Definitely should have gotten rid of the implants when pregnant, and then get implants again if so desired after everything settles back more or less. Puke-a-tronic.
15:54:39, Sorry to disappoint but those (in your picture) ARE implants. They come in small sizes too. She has just upgraded but had them before. She freely admitted it.
She is just one of those very unfortunate girls who is completely flat-chested. Her enhancement got out of hand.
So, did she have implants the same day as the Caesarean? Do they do that? Because if she's not breast feeding (or gained a ton of weight) those puppies should be back to normal. I highly doubt she's breastfeeding. She's out and about too much.
The whole display seems a bit self-centered. Normal Moms would be home bonding right now.
I love how people are saying that the baby shouldn't drink the milk because it is "toxic" and shit like that...um, implants are contained sacks of saline solution...and even silicone ones have no effect on the milk---i just don't think some people really think these things through...
Nooooooooooo. So nasty. I used to think post-pregnancy boobs were sexy. Now I've got to re-word that to post-pregnancy REAL boobs are sexy. Those effed up fakies are not sexy.
UGH that is just freaking gross. But she looks gross anyway. I'm still wondering why people think she's gorgeous or anything above average looking. Anyone can look like her if they wear a foot of makefup and get an ugly boobjob.
"I love how people are saying that the baby shouldn't drink the milk because it is "toxic" and shit like that...um, implants are contained sacks of saline solution...and even silicone ones have no effect on the milk---i just don't think some people really think these things through..."
---says the guilty-feeling stripper-mom who just had her titties done.
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Leave Your CommentWHOA! And ewww.
By Vigilante, on February 26, 2008 14:40:25
i think she is immensely talented but when it comes to her looks - she aways looks porn star cheap -
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 14:43:26
nnnnnaaaaaaaasssssstyyyy wonky boobies
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 14:44:18
Nice veins. If I were a straight, male phlebotomist I think I'd be turned on.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 14:44:29
This is one of a lot of reasons why you should wait until AFTER you're done having kids to get breast implants.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 14:47:57
Yep, 14:47 hit it right on the head.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 14:50:17
Good lord look at the size of those sweater cows. It looks like a battle of epic proportions between those monsters. I wonder which one will eat the other?
By I hate Hippies, on February 26, 2008 14:54:44
Hope the baby hasn't been served with this toxic cocktail.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 15:03:25
A little cleavage is fine, but she has that frizzy overbleached hair and that skanky baseball cap and her top is unbuttoned too far. She needs stylist.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 15:12:01
That's just gross. Just pull your fucking zipper up and stop trying to look like a fucking whore. Is it really that hard? Stupid skank.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 15:13:17
Her boobs are fine, they just need to be adjusted. I'd be happy to take care of that for her.
By thebig28, on February 26, 2008 15:14:10
Lol. Her old man looks soooo happy to be alive.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 15:15:29
It's like going to a strip club and seeing their tits before the strippers mold their boobs back into a less fucked up shape. It makes you miss natural tits.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 15:17:11
YYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH BOOBS AWESOME ALL VEINY AND FULL OF MILK AND PLASTIC YEESSSS ,now christina how about a getting out of the car poontang shot come on don't be shy
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 15:19:12
why the fuck would you display your blue veiny tits? barf
By remmik, on February 26, 2008 15:22:31
Deformed boobs are not sexy, no matter how big they are.
By Anee, on February 26, 2008 15:23:11
Fuckin' gross. Why'd she even get implants anyway? Her tits were nice before.
By Abram, on February 26, 2008 15:29:01
She was flat before but got small implants. I'm sure the small implants are what you are referring to because prior to that she was inverted.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 15:34:15
She looks like a fucking slut and her titties are lopsided...Would it kill her to look decent for once?? This bitch needs a fucking stylist that hasn't came off the strip.
By Chitown-Shay-Shay, on February 26, 2008 15:37:16
Saying she looks like a pornstar is an insult to pornstars.
She went from being a cute, pretty teenager to her greasy "Dirrty" period to retro glam and now to a busted plastic surgery disaster with makeup that looks like a paintball game gone horribly awry.
Baby or not, she just needs to tone it the fuck down.
By Hyperbole, on February 26, 2008 15:38:49
eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww that shit is nasty!
By anette, on February 26, 2008 15:49:41
15:34:15, they look like they were pretty tasty to me:
http://starz.ru/celebrities/Christina_Aguilera.jpg
She definitely didn't need implants IMO.
By Abram, on February 26, 2008 15:54:39
She probably took hours to look like she doesn't give a shit. But she does.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 15:55:37
Wonky boobs aside, why does she have to show her tits off like that all the time? She trying to compete with Britney?
By Monkey boy's cousin, on February 26, 2008 15:59:41
They look good, I'd play with them for hours. Get tired of the tease show that these women do though.
Just show them ffs...
By GB, on February 26, 2008 16:05:20
Blurgh. So gross. so disgusting. I just...my initial reaction was OH! EW! YUCK!
That is not the reaction you want to get from people when you get breast implants.
By NotBlonde, on February 26, 2008 16:19:53
Yeah; women definitely need to wait until after giving birth to get implants. Nasty looking tit veins there, xtina...
Christina Aguilera at age 60 with her fake tities: http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/007613.html#7613
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 16:21:28
I would love to fuck her!!!
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 16:33:13
Damn you 16:21! DAMN YOU TO HELL!!
By Lisa, on February 26, 2008 16:46:45
yeah, um, maybe she's NOT nursing and got them plastically inflated instead.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 17:20:26
I doubt she's nursing/breastfeeding, but your breasts still take a little while to stop producing breastmilk even if you formula feed.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 17:22:41
Jesus, 16:21. I could have done without seeing that.
Whatever that was it needed a sammich. Stat.
By Vigilante, on February 26, 2008 17:36:37
zip up the fucking sweater, you dont have to reveal your fucking tits everytime you go out. what's with girls these days? do they need to look like sluts?
By killthesilence, on February 26, 2008 17:43:52
holy veins, those things are practically blue, wont stop me though
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 17:54:20
most prostitutes dress with more class and style than Christina Aguilera. This is how a girl with beauty and talent can end up looking like a cheap whore on a daily basis.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 18:06:50
Let's hope they will destroy each other, leaving nothing behind!
By oakling, on February 26, 2008 18:08:55
GOO!!!!!!!
By yo, on February 26, 2008 18:45:04
I look forward to the episode - airing in about a year - of Dr. 90210 where they remove Christina's stretched out excess skin during the boob lift. I especially love the part when they weigh it.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 18:57:32
I'd love to tear that up.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 19:09:51
She looks like trash. She looks like an easy fuck, and that's why so many people love seeing her like this. It's hard to imagine she's worth over a hundred mil and would never touch your dick in real life.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 19:11:31
Honestly, by now, I think she must have some major self esteem issues. She has to HATE her body because she is such a beautiful girl and she works sooo fucking hard at looking awful. I mean look at the shit she married.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 19:18:11
Ack. Definitely should have gotten rid of the implants when pregnant, and then get implants again if so desired after everything settles back more or less. Puke-a-tronic.
By Melpomene, on February 26, 2008 19:24:28
Ugh...her husband must be the only Jew in America that screws up the whole "buy low/sell high" credo.
Also, that Yankee hat on her head doesn't exactly dispel her greasy image.
By Bad investment, on February 26, 2008 19:26:25
She's gross.
By T, on February 26, 2008 19:46:57
ugly veiny boobs, cover those things! that is sooo not attractive.
By Grace Yip, on February 26, 2008 21:16:23
when will she ever take those implants out. she doesn't need em anymore.
By Prettyboy, on February 26, 2008 22:16:39
15:54:39, Sorry to disappoint but those (in your picture) ARE implants. They come in small sizes too. She has just upgraded but had them before. She freely admitted it.
She is just one of those very unfortunate girls who is completely flat-chested. Her enhancement got out of hand.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 23:42:14
She really needs to sue her surgeon for malpractice.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 00:25:26
Those veins make her boobs look like road maps.
By Sandbitch, on February 27, 2008 01:25:59
She's going to have some horrible stretch marks when those puppies dry up.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 03:55:52
So, did she have implants the same day as the Caesarean? Do they do that? Because if she's not breast feeding (or gained a ton of weight) those puppies should be back to normal. I highly doubt she's breastfeeding. She's out and about too much.
The whole display seems a bit self-centered. Normal Moms would be home bonding right now.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 06:13:55
I love how people are saying that the baby shouldn't drink the milk because it is "toxic" and shit like that...um, implants are contained sacks of saline solution...and even silicone ones have no effect on the milk---i just don't think some people really think these things through...
By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 06:23:06
do those things hurt? ouch!
By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 06:23:40
Nooooooooooo. So nasty. I used to think post-pregnancy boobs were sexy. Now I've got to re-word that to post-pregnancy REAL boobs are sexy. Those effed up fakies are not sexy.
By Al, on February 27, 2008 07:19:39
LA Times “Christina Aguilera’s baby injured when mom’s ginormous breasts explode during feeding’
By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 07:44:19
Her tits are all sorts of fucked up looking. And lay off the damn makeup already.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 08:54:04
UGH that is just freaking gross. But she looks gross anyway. I'm still wondering why people think she's gorgeous or anything above average looking.
Anyone can look like her if they wear a foot of makefup and get an ugly boobjob.
By LisaL, on February 27, 2008 10:59:52
Is it possible to have varicose boobs? Because I think she has them. Either that, or those puppies are gonna go splodyboom.
Why would anyone want that anyway? Nursing boobs (natural ones) are nice'n'big'n'round, but those things look damn painful.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 14:50:38
Hmm, never realised how fucked up her teeth are until I saw the title shot.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 18:12:17
Whoa, maybe she used the same plastic surgeon as Tera Ried!
By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 18:21:41
Didn't she used to have a pretty face? WTF happened?
By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 19:07:02
"I love how people are saying that the baby shouldn't drink the milk because it is "toxic" and shit like that...um, implants are contained sacks of saline solution...and even silicone ones have no effect on the milk---i just don't think some people really think these things through..."
---says the guilty-feeling stripper-mom who just had her titties done.
By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 07:19:34
i think she still looks incredibly sexy
i'd want to nurse on those any day
By Angel, on March 31, 2008 19:01:29
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