Why should she cover those up? She's a young mom, she's hot, she feels sexy. Let her wear what she wants. At least she's not flashing her crotch all over the place.
Right on, Carrie! My only grammar suggestion to you: learn how to read some of the ingredients on your breakfast burrito next time...I'm about to erupt!
I thought she did get the C-Section...because she was too much of a pussy to go through labor pains. If you need one for medical reasons, fine. But getting one because you don't want to feel like you've been on the receiving end of a cunt punt is stupid. C sections (recovery-wise) hurt a hell of a lot worse anyway.
Your boobs get really big when you are breastfeeding...I am can imagine they get even bigger (that big) when there is silicone involved. Not that she has time to actually nurse that baby between the spray tanning and spackling on all that makeup.
She might have gotten a tit job (which seems to be the trend in hollywood now adays (tit jobs right after giving birth); look at Gwen Stefani, who had NO tits prior to getting pregnant; now she's got gazongas). At least her hair is blond; no more of the jet black hair "witch hazel" look with pulled back hair she was showing a couple of years back...
Since there hasn't been any Britney updates, here's one... she's out of the hospital. Those of you who said she wouldn't complete her 2 week stay were right.
Sorry, but that is not all Xtina. I've had four kids and nursed them all, and, unless she gained like a hundred lbs during her pregnancy, there's some sort of enhancement going on. She seems really insecure about her looks, what with all the whoring it up, so I wouldn't put it past her. Love her, but she needs a stylist and a makeup artist. She can still look young without looking like a cheep, sleezy porn star.
Why should she cover those up? She's a young mom, she's hot, she feels sexy. Let her wear what she wants. At least she's not flashing her crotch all over the place.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 10:43:28
Agreed. If I were that hot and pregnant, I'd still rock it.
Anon 15:09:Sorry, but that is not all Xtina. I've had four kids and nursed them all, and, unless she gained like a hundred lbs during her pregnancy, there's some sort of enhancement going on. She seems really insecure about her looks, what with all the whoring it up, so I wouldn't put it past her. Love her, but she needs a stylist and a makeup artist. She can still look young without looking like a cheep, sleezy porn star.
Don't you have a coffee klatch to prepare for? You know--work on the posters for the upcoming Goldwater-Kennedy debate?
Carrie, if you find yourself insulting people's grammar online, you've lost all common sense and decency. Millions of people in the US don't speak standard English, and there's no reason to insult them.
Sorry, but that is not all Xtina. I've had four kids and nursed them all, and, unless she gained like a hundred lbs during her pregnancy, there's some sort of enhancement going on. She seems really insecure about her looks, what with all the whoring it up, so I wouldn't put it past her. Love her, but she needs a stylist and a makeup artist. She can still look young without looking like a cheep, sleezy porn star.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 15:09:52
You're just jealous because you're not a hot mom like Christina.
Umm...I was an A cup before I gave birth, when I started breastfeeding I went up to almost a D cup. So it doesn't matter if Gwen Stefani was flat before, it just means she's breastfeeding. No implants. Christina on the other hand has had implants for a while. Breastfeeding just made them bigger.
Makes me want to get pregnant again - I enjoyed my visits from the titty fairy.
However, she DID get a C-section. There was even some kind of quote from either her or her husband that she was "surprised at how much pain she was still having after the C-section." These people are so dumb. Natural childbirth hurts in the moment, once it's over, so is the pain for the most part. Having your body cut open is a lot more painful.
Whats shocking to me is that Nichole Richie had her baby naturally and popped it out plus went home the same day. Nichole is a lot smaller than xtina as it pertains to weight yet christina had to get a c-section. i heard she was in labor for 24hrs. I hope thats the case and she didnt get a c-section to be shallow and save her vagina.
why is her face getting larger she looks like the cat lady, i know shes prego but dude she looks like that crazy kid from that 80's movie with cher in it, hahah
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By joejoe, on February 6, 2008 10:30:04
Wow look, they touch they;re so big
I'd bang her like a screen door on a hurricane
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 10:36:54
shouldn't she be at home letting her kid suck on those giant things?
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 10:37:04
Damn. That's some scary shit. Lay off the makeup and tuck those milkjugs back in.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 10:39:17
Um...yeah, 10:36:54?? Can you *try* to learn English? You sound so unintelligent.
By Carrie, on February 6, 2008 10:40:50
As a new mom, I think she could still represent her music and her baby a little differently with the clothing now.
By Slugs, on February 6, 2008 10:41:47
Got milk?
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 10:42:05
Why should she cover those up? She's a young mom, she's hot, she feels sexy. Let her wear what she wants. At least she's not flashing her crotch all over the place.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 10:43:28
"Homer, I think it's set on 'whore.'" --- Marge Simpson
By joejoe, on February 6, 2008 10:30:04
LOLOLOLOLOLOL [rubbing fingers together] "Excellent" ---Mr. Burns
By MMB, on February 6, 2008 10:43:45
102 in the shade
damn, i do think i am a maiesiophile
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 10:45:04
I'm happy she didn't opt for the tummy tuck/C-section.
She looks healthy and happy- good for her!
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 10:49:24
Right on, Carrie! My only grammar suggestion to you: learn how to read some of the ingredients on your breakfast burrito next time...I'm about to erupt!
PBTHPBTHPBTPBNPTH!!!!!!!! PPfffft!!!! PRRRB! PRRRB! PRRRB!!!! (plop)
By Carrie's Anus, on February 6, 2008 10:49:31
Nice tits, but she really does look like one of those dick-sucking blow up dolls you buy for $49.99 at the sex shop. So I've heard...
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 10:51:11
10:49:31 Wow!! That was pure genius! Now go finish your spelling words and get away from the computer before your parents come home.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 10:59:37
God, she looks hideous! But with ginormous, tasty boobs. Tasty as in "McDonald's plastic tasty", I mean.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 11:02:48
baby hungry...
By baba, on February 6, 2008 11:05:35
Great rack, nasty face - right on, 10:51:11.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 11:14:43
I'm happy she didn't opt for the tummy tuck/C-section. Huh? Were you there? She probably DID have a tummy tuck. Most celebs lie about not having one.
She looks healthy and happy - good for her! Uh, are we looking at the SAME pictures?
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 11:16:01
wish they sold that at best buys...
By happy ending, on February 6, 2008 11:33:58
Still giving trannies and lady boys a run for their money in the style stakes. Her son will be so proud one day!!
By Sam, on February 6, 2008 11:41:10
Damn, She got old all of a sudden like. Are those tits real? Will the milk be silicone enriched - "For extra Flex-ness!(tm)"?
By Berbie, on February 6, 2008 12:07:52
I love christina but she seriosly needs to calm down with the makeup. she looks like a clown
By Prettyboy, on February 6, 2008 12:16:22
holy fuck, those are *spectacular* boobs. purr, purr.
By catman, on February 6, 2008 12:18:40
She looks like a Jenna Jameson/Tara Patrick level pornstar. Jez I hope Playboy makes a serious offer.
PS: I love JoeJoe's comment
By thebig28, on February 6, 2008 12:19:17
Like trying to nurse from a fire hydrant.
By Gonzo, on February 6, 2008 12:42:11
I thought she did get the C-Section...because she was too much of a pussy to go through labor pains. If you need one for medical reasons, fine. But getting one because you don't want to feel like you've been on the receiving end of a cunt punt is stupid. C sections (recovery-wise) hurt a hell of a lot worse anyway.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 12:51:11
Oh cool, look everyone, a fat hispanic with too much makeup! We don't see that very often! Oh wait...yes we do.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 12:53:16
I though xtina did, in fact, have a C-section. It was widely reported that she had one scheduled back on Jan 10th.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 13:04:23
Your boobs get really big when you are breastfeeding...I am can imagine they get even bigger (that big) when there is silicone involved.
Not that she has time to actually nurse that baby between the spray tanning and spackling on all that makeup.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 13:07:17
Wow, love those milk juggs. Please tell me, is it perverted for a guy to want to suck the milk out of a lactating boob?
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 13:09:08
Does Christina secretly want to be a porn star? If so, she's definitely got the look down.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 13:12:34
I really want to tittyfuck this corpse.
By Jim, on February 6, 2008 13:14:13
Needless to say she's not nursing-those things are absolutely engorged.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 13:17:17
She might have gotten a tit job (which seems to be the trend in hollywood now adays (tit jobs right after giving birth); look at Gwen Stefani, who had NO tits prior to getting pregnant; now she's got gazongas). At least her hair is blond; no more of the jet black hair "witch hazel" look with pulled back hair she was showing a couple of years back...
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 13:19:16
she looks like hatchet-face from crybaby
By matt, on February 6, 2008 13:21:49
Since there hasn't been any Britney updates, here's one... she's out of the hospital. Those of you who said she wouldn't complete her 2 week stay were right.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 13:43:37
Giver her a year and it's boob job time. But for now, let me at em.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 13:59:38
With those massive mammeries, Christina can nurse me anytime. She'd need a re-fill in no time.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 14:05:08
I guess Britney stopped with that stupid British accent.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 14:08:40
oh my god! her BOOBS!!!
i wish i'm her son!
please xtina give me my milk!
By realman, on February 6, 2008 14:26:48
What do you suppose comes out of those things? CoffeeMate?
By x24, on February 6, 2008 14:42:28
Sorry, but that is not all Xtina. I've had four kids and nursed them all, and, unless she gained like a hundred lbs during her pregnancy, there's some sort of enhancement going on. She seems really insecure about her looks, what with all the whoring it up, so I wouldn't put it past her. Love her, but she needs a stylist and a makeup artist. She can still look young without looking like a cheep, sleezy porn star.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 15:09:52
Why should she cover those up? She's a young mom, she's hot, she feels sexy. Let her wear what she wants. At least she's not flashing her crotch all over the place.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 10:43:28
Agreed. If I were that hot and pregnant, I'd still rock it.
By yufu mvg, on February 6, 2008 15:28:58
All fine and dandy untill they start to sag. I guess she can take care of that with a boob job. Yuck, milk!
By T$, on February 6, 2008 15:42:48
Anon 15:09:Sorry, but that is not all Xtina. I've had four kids and nursed them all, and, unless she gained like a hundred lbs during her pregnancy, there's some sort of enhancement going on. She seems really insecure about her looks, what with all the whoring it up, so I wouldn't put it past her. Love her, but she needs a stylist and a makeup artist. She can still look young without looking like a cheep, sleezy porn star.
Don't you have a coffee klatch to prepare for? You know--work on the posters for the upcoming Goldwater-Kennedy debate?
By Gonzo, on February 6, 2008 15:46:20
Eyes can be poked out with those boobs. But what a way to do it.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 16:34:53
I'll go for big yawns for $100, Alex.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 17:23:17
Too much makeup/not cute! But, governor..those boobs, THOSE BOOBS!
By British Britney, on February 6, 2008 17:42:33
She had breast implants years ago. This is just silicone plus post-pregnancy fat...
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 17:43:19
Is it me or does she look like a porn star? I'd still suck on those fun bags anyday!
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 17:55:15
she looks llike a drag queen to me - she always has
By virgo, on February 6, 2008 17:59:08
Carrie, if you find yourself insulting people's grammar online, you've lost all common sense and decency. Millions of people in the US don't speak standard English, and there's no reason to insult them.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 18:01:20
the platinum blonde/red lipstick/black eyeliner combo is just too much on one head
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 19:22:49
Everything about her is tacky, including her singing.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 20:29:03
Sorry, but that is not all Xtina. I've had four kids and nursed them all, and, unless she gained like a hundred lbs during her pregnancy, there's some sort of enhancement going on. She seems really insecure about her looks, what with all the whoring it up, so I wouldn't put it past her. Love her, but she needs a stylist and a makeup artist. She can still look young without looking like a cheep, sleezy porn star.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 15:09:52
You're just jealous because you're not a hot mom like Christina.
By ffffffffff, on February 6, 2008 20:29:28
She's such a fucking butter face. All the plastic surgery she's had and still no nose job?
By Tony, on February 6, 2008 21:17:22
They dug up Anna Nicole?
By Julie, on February 6, 2008 21:35:23
jesus too much makeup way to whore it up...
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 22:13:12
"there's no reason to insult them" see that's where you're wrong.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 22:54:21
right at ya 17:23
By lala, on February 6, 2008 23:30:03
How exactly can you sign a DVD?
By Professor Pit Staines, on February 7, 2008 02:20:07
She was hot when she first came out. Shortly after, she decided she was gonna get fat and get multiple surgerys to look like a dollar whore.
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 04:37:17
one word : motorboat
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 05:07:27
Hot! Hot! Hot! Oh my goodness!
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 05:18:41
"Hatchet-face" HA
Solid call, nice!!!
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 06:20:59
Umm...I was an A cup before I gave birth, when I started breastfeeding I went up to almost a D cup. So it doesn't matter if Gwen Stefani was flat before, it just means she's breastfeeding. No implants.
Christina on the other hand has had implants for a while. Breastfeeding just made them bigger.
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 07:31:06
She looks like a clown, as usual. I didn't realize that bags of silicone grew during pregnancy.
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 08:02:22
In a year they'll be sad and deflated.
Makes me want to get pregnant again - I enjoyed my visits from the titty fairy.
However, she DID get a C-section. There was even some kind of quote from either her or her husband that she was "surprised at how much pain she was still having after the C-section." These people are so dumb. Natural childbirth hurts in the moment, once it's over, so is the pain for the most part. Having your body cut open is a lot more painful.
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 09:49:35
Whats shocking to me is that Nichole Richie had her baby naturally and popped it out plus went home the same day. Nichole is a lot smaller than xtina as it pertains to weight yet christina had to get a c-section. i heard she was in labor for 24hrs. I hope thats the case and she didnt get a c-section to be shallow and save her vagina.
By Prettyboy, on February 7, 2008 11:06:08
Prettyboy, I think we can safely say that saving Aguilera's vagina is a lost cost.
By Mephistopheles, on February 7, 2008 13:13:05
why is her face getting larger she looks like the cat lady, i know shes prego but dude she looks like that crazy kid from that 80's movie with cher in it, hahah
By Dirty Jersey, on February 7, 2008 20:41:30
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