Yeah she is just a $2.00 whore, literally. That had her 5 minutes of fame. Next year she will be hanging out with Marisa Tomei and Cuba Gooding trying to recapture that fabulous night in the nosebleed section.
I am so sick of her stupid hipster name already. "Diablo Cody", oh how EDGY. She had a one-hit wonder, now she needs to fall off the edge of the earth.
She is a disingenuous troll. How can she be involved in designing it and then act like she all of a sudden realized she was being used for publicity. You mean she often has $1 million shoes thrown at her for no reason?
what annoys me is that she's a rich kid from a very wealthy suburb and she's trying to affect all of this attitude as though she's really experienced life because she decided to be a stripper. i hate phonies. she's a phony.
I'm disappointed in this whole situation. Weitzman has been creating "Cinderella Shoes" for the Oscars for a number of years now and each year (as far as I know) the shoes have been auctioned off for charity after the big night.
How does this Diablo Cody chick figure she's being taken for free publicity? This isn't a new thing. Weitzman doesn't need the publicity, if anything it's the other way around.
She got to help design the shoes and from what I'm hearing she would have gotten to choose the charity that would've recieved the proceeds from their sale. A nice tradition, I think.
oh look...another chick who thinks she is edgy and cool cause she has tattoos, piercings and dyed black hair. she is so original..these women are so dumb they think they are so alternative and clever, but they are just as generic as every other dyed black haired tattooed wannabe suicide girl. the 90"s are over ladies, lets find another bandwagon to jump on shall we?
Overrated. Every art school douche worships at her feet because she basically re-wrote a Gilmore Girls script. It's great watching the morons defend the movie. Funny stuff.
I don't really care that she used to be a stripper. Stripping got me through Johns Hopkins undergrad with no student debt, so Todd can kiss my ass with his comments about grinding cock while he keeps deferring his student loans.
Or using revenue from the sex toy ads on this site to pay them...
It's her affectations, like her bullshit fake name and emo persona that irritate me.I
I think she's actually a decent writer.
And almost EVERYONE in Hollywood experiences a career downturn. Tom Cruise had a good run, but even his shit got all fucked up.
Oh my god, she spent a semester as a stripper, she's so cool!!!
Seriously, I'd like to see her try to hang with some serious crack-smoking gonorrhea-carrying c-section scar-having strippers from Providence. This cutesy cracker wouldn't last an hour.
"Hyperbole" it looks like they touched a nerve there. Don't deny your guilty conscience for selling your body to pay your bills. Besides, "Diablo Cody" had a rich mommy and daddy and she only became a stripper to rebel against them, she still used their money to pay for everything.
I never sold my body. I merely rented it out by letting guys look at my fabulous tits and grazed my ass cheeks against the pleated Dockers of a few middle-management types to pay for a degree at a world-class university.
Juno lacked things like character development and consequences. The climax was resolved in 5 minutes and a half hour was devoted to talk of indie bands and old horror flicks. Even then, I thought, Okay, it's cute but not great. Then all my guy friends orgasmed over Diablo Cody being a stripper and thought the film was brilliant because of it. NO. This did not deserve an Oscar nomination.
"Hyperbole", I was able to become a self made millionaire with no college debt and no outside help other than one $2,000 bank loan which was paid off over 5 years ago, so take your "cubicle" comments and your overpriced whore degree and shove it in your overused ass cheeks. Post it on YouTube so we can watch, please.
Oh geez, every internet lie known to man is flying around this thread now. "Stripped For Tuition, Self-Made Millionaire", ect. Now we just need the guy who is "Good Friends With Diablo Cody" to make an appearance, and we have the hat trick.
"I never sold my body. I merely rented it out by letting guys look at my fabulous tits and grazed my ass cheeks against the pleated Dockers of a few middle-management types to pay for a degree at a world-class university."
This is bullshit. No way in hell a stripper's most tawdry detail is "grazing against Dockers". Hyperbole is either a liar, or a whore. Or both. My money is on just "liar".
You can't make enough money to pay for John's Hopkins tuition by only letting guys LOOK at your tits and grinding them OVER their pants. You were either doing outcalls or hitting the Champagne Room.
Tuition when I was there was about $25,000 a year. I was pulling in between $3,000-$5,000 a week. Ten weeks in a semester. You don't need a Hopkins degree to do that math. IT FUCKING WORKS.
Believe it or not, not every guy who goes to a strip club expects to be blown.
Especially in the late 90's/early 2000's when I danced and was in school.
Do you really think strippers take off a guy's pants to give them a lapdance? Either you've spent too much time at truckstops or the more likely explanation is that you're a 13-year-old boy who has no clue as to what he's talking about.
Either way, you're all going to assume what you will, since God forbid your preconceptions get shattered by a different experience than the one you've convinced yourself to be true based on one movie or a story your bro made up to pretend to be more of a "man".
Actually, I danced in DC at Camelot and also flew out to New Orleans (surprisingly low-contact city) and Vegas (also low contact high $$$ clubs if you knew where to go).
So no. The only assfucking here is you getting proving wrong.
I'll be sure to pass on your info to Kim Kardashian though.
The good strippers make you cum in your pants with a lap dance. (You just have to pre-angle that ol' meat weasel beforehand) Hyperbole, I bet you made guys cum and not even know it. Have fun washing that one off your hands.
You can't make the big $$$$ even at the "nice" clubs when you're not putting out in some way. I'm sure you let the high rollers touch your tits and take their dicks out at least. Stop lying.
Leave Hyperbole alone. Most guys go to clubs and drop thousands just to look and not touch and to talk to these nice girls for a few minutes. That's why so many of these girls aren't drug addicts, alcoholics, and depressed.
alright so at the risk of coming off like a slowpoke..."tits or GTFO". what does that mean? well i know what GTFO means but just saying "tits"? if it just simply means "show your tits" ignore my comment. thanks.
Yeah she's a "free spirit" She's very "free about her body" and she "doesn't fall for your phony baloney sexual repression". Of course she is, she has piercings, dyed hair and an affected cynical attitude, that means she's really smart even if she acts like a dumb whore with no self respect.
Of course if she was a bleach blond fake tanned bubbly girl who did all of the same stuff she'd be a dumb whore but no, she's a "free spirit".
By That guy who pays strippers to come back to his hotel room and then kills them, on February 26, 2008 13:43:00
"Hyperbole" please post a video clip of you stripping. Otherwise...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
It means "(show your) tits or get the fuck out." It's a way to show contempt for someone who gets all defensive and snotty about being a stripper. By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 14:47:33
I can't blame her. There's a reason she's being defensive. Stick to bashing the celebrities.
My student debt costs a whopping $300 a month (I consolidated when the interest rates were 3%). I don't even feel that payment.
I was a carefree slut in college and greatly enjoyed my youth. I graduated and went on to law school, without accidental pregnancy or raging case of herpes. But no one ever "paid" me for my sexuality. It was on my terms and I did not get involved with a dude unless I wanted to--my choice not theirs.
So perhaps the illusion is the one Hyperbole created for herself...because what it all boils down to is "what's really a whore?" The answer is getting paid for your sexuality. Doesn't make one bit of difference if you didn't blow the dudes or let them stick in. You're still a whore. And Diablo is still an overrated piece of tripe.
agrees with 15:38: I'm still paying off student loans, and I've thought how easy it would be to show my tits and have simulated sex with strangers to pay them off, but have never done it because it could never be un-done psychologically. BTW, I'm an atheist, so don't generalize by calling me a religious right wing bitch.
question for Hyperbole or anyone else who stripped:
I'm thinking about doing it to. 1) I have small boobs. how big of a problem is it? 2) do you have any tips for me 3) how did u learn to pole dnace? is it hard and dangerous?
Diablo Cody is an overrated hack, and Juno was not anywhere near as funny, witty, or original as all the pretentious Hollywood douchebags are frantically claiming it is.
And lol @ anyone who strips to get through college. I'd rather finish school with my dignity intact. Oh wait, I did, and am now making an honest living and great money. I'll take a cubicle over a stripper pole any day.
Being a stripper and selling your sexuality makes you a whore? Give me a break. Whether you are a stripper or you would never take your clothes off for money, what you define yourself as is only determined by your attitude towards it. People can judge that according to their preconceptions but at the end of the day they cannot know the reasons of another person. How presumptuous to make generalizations based on your personal ideals.
......"if you're living in a bubble somewhere on Mars?" Huh? So, in other words, define yourself by what other people think of you. Yeah, that makes sense. One achieves a lot that way........
Whether "they will" or "they don't care" is likely irrelevant to a person who is capable of forming their own opinions.
She's an Oscar winning writer and the best she could come up with is "Diablo Cody"? Was that her pet's name plus the street she grew up on? How ORIGINAL!!
There may be strippers who claim they are unaffected and "above it all," and "I was a student," blah blah blah. But for the most part, that's bullshit. I dated a man who owned 3 of the most popular clubs in Miami. I got to know most of the dancers pretty well. Of maybe about 100 girls, I can remember maybe 1 or 2 that weren't hooked on drugs or alcohol, money-hungry prostitutes who were "escorts" on the side, or just plain mentally screwed up by childhood abuse and issues. Face it: the great majority of these women have some serious issues to be doing what they are doing.
My husband used to bounce at a strip club. Cured him of ever wanted to go to one. The dancers were nice girls, but boy were they fucked up. Some were angry, man-hating lesbians. Some were trying to support young kids. ALL of them hated the customers and looked at them like human ATM machines. Huge turn-off.
WELL THE MEN COME IN THESE PLACES AND THE MEN ARE ALL THE SAME YOU DON`T LOOK AT THEIR FACES AND YOU DON`T ASK THEIR NAMES YOU DON`T THINK OF THEM AS HUMAN YOU DON`T THINK OF THEM AT ALL YOU KEEP YOUR MIND ON THE MONEY KEEPING YOUR EYES ON THE WALL
[CHORUS] I`M YOUR PRIVATE DANCER A DANCER FOR MONEY I`LL DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO I`M YOUR PRIVATE DANCER A DANCER FOR MONEY AND ANY OLD MUSIC WILL DO
I WANT TO MAKE A MILLION DOLLARS I WANT TO LIVE OUT BY THE SEA HAVE A HUSBAND AND SOME CHILDREN YEAH I GUESS I WANT A FAMILY ALL THE MEN COME IN THESE PLACES AND THE MEN ARE ALL THE SAME YOU DON`T LOOK AT THEIR FACES AND YOU DON`T ASK THEIR NAMES
[CHORUS TWICE]
DEUTSCHMARKS OR DOLLARS AMERICAN EXPRESS WILL DO NICELY - THANK YOU LET ME LOOSEN UP YOUR COLLAR TELL ME DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE SHIMMY AGAIN
Huh? So, in other words, define yourself by what other people think of you.
Is that what I said? No. Get a clue.
...is likely irrelevant to a person who is capable of forming their own opinions.
Um, yeah, if you're living in a bubble somehwere on Mars with no one else around. Forming your own opinions doesn't require any special "capability", everyone does that, even the homeless guy pissing himself on the corner.
Look, I get that it's appealing and "empowering" (supposedly) to think that what other people think of you "doesn't matter" and that *you* are the only one who can "define" yourself and all that, but the simple and harsh reality is that this is not really true. What other people think of you matters to a pretty great extent and, whether you like it or not, what other people will define you as will have far more of an impact on your life than what you might define yourself as. So, live purely according to other people's opinions? Of course not. Completely disregard and ignore the realities (and prejudices) of people and society around you? You would be stupid to.
$100m+ in box-office receipts say: "lots of people liked Juno".
I admit that people who get off by spilling randomly targeted hatred on the internet are a complete mystery to me, but there sure are a lot of you. It's not enough to avoid something you don't think you'll enjoy? Does this make you feel powerful? Are you jealous? These are retorical questions, by the way. I truly believe that this behaviour is very unhealthy and betrays psycological problems.
So for the record; I really liked Juno, my wife really liked Juno, we'll buy the DVD, we'll go to her next film, we'll watch her TV series when it airs.
Wow, so now you're only a whore if you DECIDE you're a whore? Hahaha. I'm willing to bet there are streetwalkers out there who consider themselves not whores, but hard workers. Nobody cares how they think of themselves; the point is that everyone who sees that is going to have exactly one word pop into their head: WHORE.
If you don't want to be thought of as a whore, then don't be a prostitute, a stripper, or the village bicycle. It's pretty simple. If you are going to do those things, well, we can't stop you. But don't act like there's anything non whore-iffic or "empowering" about your self-degradation. You can't change society's instinctive reactions to your behavior and you never will.
Obviously Hyper still cares about what people think of her and her past. Why else would you broadcast it online and then continually defend it?
Seems like she wanted some reassurance that it's ok to sell your body and when it wasn't met with what she wanted she kept defending herself.
Hyper, if you don't care what people think, why are you going back and forth with strangers online to make it ok? Still want to be accepted after all these years?
I typically enjoy getting lots of "face time" with my clients. I like to keep my brown eye on things, and maintain a silent-but-deadly presence in the workplace. I'm a people person, who enjoys a steady back-and-forth with my customers. I don't mind being poked and prodded in order to customize my workload to fit my customers demands.
"I truly believe that this behaviour is very unhealthy and betrays psycological problems."
Sweetheart, you might want to look up the word "betrays" in the dictionary, because it makes no sense when used in that context. I realize it's a challenging word (4th grade level or so), but I have faith in you.
Wow -- I can't understand why the public is fascinated by this woman. Even though she's a total poser, she'd probably gain more street cred if she didn't bring up the stripping thing every five seconds. BTW - I see bitches like her at Hot Topic every day of the week. She's not edgy and she's not hip, period. She's desperate and trying waaaaaay too hard.
Also, a few points:
1. Juno was a horrible, pretentious piece of crap.
2. Diablo Cody will pimp out her body, but gets all high and mighty about pimping out shoes? Lame.
3. $100 million does not mean a movie is good.
4. This "I'm a stripper and it pays for my college " is a myth, plain and simple. Unless you're talking about community college, I'd lay my life on the line that someone's telling some big fibs on this site.
5. Strippers are worse than prostitutes because at least prostitutes give you something for your money. Strippers are simply high-priced cockteases.
I supported while I was in school. I didn't say I paid for my education, since I messed up in high school I actually did start off at a pretty shitty school. I made fast month, I only had to go in a few times a month, it gave me a decent lifestyle that made me happy. I compartmentalized.
When I couldn't compartmentalize anymore was when I was on campus one day and saw coming straight towards me, the guy I was mad about. I saw a girl that worked with me on my left, and a customer to my right. It was a big secret (still is) and my worlds almost collided. So I bailed.
Hyperbole: So what mental masterb*tion degree did you obtain from Johns Hopkins U? Is the word "Science" actaully included in said degree? Perhaps an Engineering degree? My wife, a U of VA-educated MD is wondering if you are in medical school? I'm quite sure you're currently employed by Johns Hopkins APL.
Speaking as a Service Academy-educated scientist, I laugh at your "Johns Hopkins" pretentions since Johns Hopkins APL personnel work for individuals like me. I earned a $250K scholarship because I was demonstrably more intelligent than the average Johns-Hopkins student.
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Leave Your CommentWow, she's a hypocritical whore? What a surprise.
"But Juno was so cute and funny!!" No it wasn't.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 10:28:24
Yeah she is just a $2.00 whore, literally. That had her 5 minutes of fame. Next year she will be hanging out with Marisa Tomei and Cuba Gooding trying to recapture that fabulous night in the nosebleed section.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 10:29:29
Pierced nipples? What an absolute total surprise! That has to be a first for any supercool, edgy chick.
By kushiro, on February 26, 2008 10:36:45
She is positively revolting on all levels.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 10:42:13
She does have some nice titties. I especially like the whipped cream bra.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 10:48:36
Oh how ironic! A stripper pole in your living room. Good one!
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 10:48:53
Wow, WIMB was right, this Juno backlash is annoying.
By anonymoose, on February 26, 2008 10:52:08
Looks trashy methinks.
By TheExpatriot, on February 26, 2008 10:58:57
She managed to make me hate Ellen Page even more than I did when she was on Regenesis or the shitty film Hard Candy.
Seriously... she was a stripper? In what alternate ugly universe?
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 11:02:27
Lotta hatin' on a talented free spirit going on here. She rocks.
By August West, on February 26, 2008 11:09:42
I think she's cute. She looks like a normal girl, aside from the tattoos. I guess many people here are used to dating Victoria's Secret supermodels.
By Another Guy, on February 26, 2008 11:10:27
I am so sick of her stupid hipster name already. "Diablo Cody", oh how EDGY. She had a one-hit wonder, now she needs to fall off the edge of the earth.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 11:13:25
She is a disingenuous troll. How can she be involved in designing it and then act like she all of a sudden realized she was being used for publicity. You mean she often has $1 million shoes thrown at her for no reason?
By T-bar, on February 26, 2008 11:13:31
She was pissed because she had to give them back. She wanted to keep them and when they told her no, she didn't wear them.
She's a bitch.
By Tazznum1, on February 26, 2008 11:30:33
She looks like a homeless man's Dita von Teese.
By Jim, on February 26, 2008 11:36:52
what annoys me is that she's a rich kid from a very wealthy suburb and she's trying to affect all of this attitude as though she's really experienced life because she decided to be a stripper. i hate phonies. she's a phony.
By mf, on February 26, 2008 11:37:31
To Jim @ 11:36:52
Actually she just plain old looks like a homeless man
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 11:56:48
oh you mean Brooke Busey-Hunt (her real name)?? I wonder if she's any relation Gary to LOL
she's such a tool
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 12:00:27
I'm disappointed in this whole situation. Weitzman has been creating "Cinderella Shoes" for the Oscars for a number of years now and each year (as far as I know) the shoes have been auctioned off for charity after the big night.
How does this Diablo Cody chick figure she's being taken for free publicity? This isn't a new thing. Weitzman doesn't need the publicity, if anything it's the other way around.
She got to help design the shoes and from what I'm hearing she would have gotten to choose the charity that would've recieved the proceeds from their sale. A nice tradition, I think.
Too bad she broke it.
By Vigilante, on February 26, 2008 12:03:21
Ahh, just what Hollywood needed, another crazy whore.
Tazznum1 got it right.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 12:15:03
oh look...another chick who thinks she is edgy and cool cause she has tattoos, piercings and dyed black hair. she is so original..these women are so dumb they think they are so alternative and clever, but they are just as generic as every other dyed black haired tattooed wannabe suicide girl.
the 90"s are over ladies, lets find another bandwagon to jump on shall we?
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 12:35:33
Overrated. Every art school douche worships at her feet because she basically re-wrote a Gilmore Girls script. It's great watching the morons defend the movie. Funny stuff.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 12:36:31
I don't really care that she used to be a stripper. Stripping got me through Johns Hopkins undergrad with no student debt, so Todd can kiss my ass with his comments about grinding cock while he keeps deferring his student loans.
Or using revenue from the sex toy ads on this site to pay them...
It's her affectations, like her bullshit fake name and emo persona that irritate me.I
I think she's actually a decent writer.
And almost EVERYONE in Hollywood experiences a career downturn. Tom Cruise had a good run, but even his shit got all fucked up.
By Hyperbole, on February 26, 2008 12:37:02
Oh my god, she spent a semester as a stripper, she's so cool!!!
Seriously, I'd like to see her try to hang with some serious crack-smoking gonorrhea-carrying c-section scar-having strippers from Providence. This cutesy cracker wouldn't last an hour.
By J-Bird, on February 26, 2008 12:43:27
"Hyperbole" it looks like they touched a nerve there. Don't deny your guilty conscience for selling your body to pay your bills. Besides, "Diablo Cody" had a rich mommy and daddy and she only became a stripper to rebel against them, she still used their money to pay for everything.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 12:43:49
Dearest Anon 12:43:49
I never sold my body. I merely rented it out by letting guys look at my fabulous tits and grazed my ass cheeks against the pleated Dockers of a few middle-management types to pay for a degree at a world-class university.
Enjoy your cubicle.
By Hyperbole, on February 26, 2008 12:46:55
Juno lacked things like character development and consequences. The climax was resolved in 5 minutes and a half hour was devoted to talk of indie bands and old horror flicks. Even then, I thought, Okay, it's cute but not great. Then all my guy friends orgasmed over Diablo Cody being a stripper and thought the film was brilliant because of it. NO. This did not deserve an Oscar nomination.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 12:49:45
"Hyperbole", I was able to become a self made millionaire with no college debt and no outside help other than one $2,000 bank loan which was paid off over 5 years ago, so take your "cubicle" comments and your overpriced whore degree and shove it in your overused ass cheeks. Post it on YouTube so we can watch, please.
By tits or gtfo, on February 26, 2008 12:52:05
Oh geez, every internet lie known to man is flying around this thread now. "Stripped For Tuition, Self-Made Millionaire", ect. Now we just need the guy who is "Good Friends With Diablo Cody" to make an appearance, and we have the hat trick.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 12:55:03
So basically Ellen Paige played a younger, alternate reality version of Diablo.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 12:55:37
"Tits or GTFO"...looks like we have a /b/tard here!
So what you're saying is obviously true then.
Enjoy your moral superiority. Share your secrets and educate the rest of us, please!
Don't you have a Scientology office to stand outside of while wearing a Guy Fawkes mask?
Congratulations on your millions. That likely explains why people make an effort to pretend to tolerate you.
By Hyperbole, on February 26, 2008 12:56:26
"I never sold my body. I merely rented it out by letting guys look at my fabulous tits and grazed my ass cheeks against the pleated Dockers of a few middle-management types to pay for a degree at a world-class university."
This is bullshit. No way in hell a stripper's most tawdry detail is "grazing against Dockers". Hyperbole is either a liar, or a whore. Or both. My money is on just "liar".
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 12:58:16
So tired of listening to former strippers preach. Just take the money and shut up. You're never going to convince anyone you didn't sell your soul.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 12:58:49
Not an internet lie.
Check out Stripperweb.com and you'll see quite a few very intelligent, well-spoken, funny, hot women who defy your stereotypes.
And yeah, there are a few of the stereotypes on there too.
For fuck's sake, I know this is a gossip website, but stop being so narrowminded and making assumptions about something you know nothing about.
What was that? You say you once went to a bachelor party in Tijuana where you say a stripper suck off a donkey? Well, then. I stand corrected.
By Hyperbole, on February 26, 2008 12:59:12
"So tired of listening to former strippers preach."
Then don't.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 13:00:56
You can't make enough money to pay for John's Hopkins tuition by only letting guys LOOK at your tits and grinding them OVER their pants. You were either doing outcalls or hitting the Champagne Room.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 13:02:24
Johns Hopkins...so, you stripped in Baltimore. Ha! I guarantee you've been assfucked by black dudes for money.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 13:03:04
"So basically Ellen Paige played a younger, alternate reality version of Diablo.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 12:55:37"
No, Ellen PAGE played her.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 13:03:21
1) You were too stupid to know that this sort of "scratch my back" for fashion at the Oscars happens every time. Nothing new.
2) You are bitching because you weren't getting paid.
3) Your job at the nudie bar is still open when Hollywood forgets about you in 14 minutes and counting.
By Donkey Punch, on February 26, 2008 13:05:09
I do have student debt...but that will eventually go away. Your daddy issues won't.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 13:06:05
Anon 13:02:24
It's called being a good sales person.
Tuition when I was there was about $25,000 a year. I was pulling in between $3,000-$5,000 a week. Ten weeks in a semester. You don't need a Hopkins degree to do that math. IT FUCKING WORKS.
Believe it or not, not every guy who goes to a strip club expects to be blown.
Especially in the late 90's/early 2000's when I danced and was in school.
Do you really think strippers take off a guy's pants to give them a lapdance? Either you've spent too much time at truckstops or the more likely explanation is that you're a 13-year-old boy who has no clue as to what he's talking about.
Either way, you're all going to assume what you will, since God forbid your preconceptions get shattered by a different experience than the one you've convinced yourself to be true based on one movie or a story your bro made up to pretend to be more of a "man".
By Hyperbole, on February 26, 2008 13:08:52
Anon 13:03:04
Actually, I danced in DC at Camelot and also flew out to New Orleans (surprisingly low-contact city) and Vegas (also low contact high $$$ clubs if you knew where to go).
So no. The only assfucking here is you getting proving wrong.
I'll be sure to pass on your info to Kim Kardashian though.
By Hyperbole, on February 26, 2008 13:11:04
She looks like one of the ugly Suicide Girls who has no fanbase. There are much hotter versions of her on that site.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 13:11:52
The good strippers make you cum in your pants with a lap dance. (You just have to pre-angle that ol' meat weasel beforehand) Hyperbole, I bet you made guys cum and not even know it. Have fun washing that one off your hands.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 13:13:03
You can't make the big $$$$ even at the "nice" clubs when you're not putting out in some way. I'm sure you let the high rollers touch your tits and take their dicks out at least. Stop lying.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 13:13:45
Big bank account from writing an Oscar winning movie? Check.
Willingness to take her clothes off? Check.
Pierced nipples? Check.
The balls to show up to the Oscars dressed as Betty Rubble? Check.
So what the fuck are all of you complaining about?
By thebig28, on February 26, 2008 13:14:59
Of course. I was there and none of you were.
I stripped and you didn't, but all of you know exactly what you're talking about.
Every club is the same, every stripper is the same, every guy that goes into a club wants the same thing.
Of course! It makes perfect sense!
Dumbasses.
By Hyperbole, on February 26, 2008 13:17:23
Leave Hyperbole alone. Most guys go to clubs and drop thousands just to look and not touch and to talk to these nice girls for a few minutes. That's why so many of these girls aren't drug addicts, alcoholics, and depressed.
By rose colored glasses, on February 26, 2008 13:22:16
alright so at the risk of coming off like a slowpoke..."tits or GTFO". what does that mean? well i know what GTFO means but just saying "tits"? if it just simply means "show your tits" ignore my comment. thanks.
By Niecy, on February 26, 2008 13:25:09
Yeah she's a "free spirit" She's very "free about her body" and she "doesn't fall for your phony baloney sexual repression". Of course she is, she has piercings, dyed hair and an affected cynical attitude, that means she's really smart even if she acts like a dumb whore with no self respect.
Of course if she was a bleach blond fake tanned bubbly girl who did all of the same stuff she'd be a dumb whore but no, she's a "free spirit".
By That guy who pays strippers to come back to his hotel room and then kills them, on February 26, 2008 13:43:00
"Hyperbole" please post a video clip of you stripping. Otherwise...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 14:07:50
how's that crack pipe working out for you "hyperbole"? jesus, calm the fuck down.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 14:13:36
On slow days at the office, I strip IN my cubicle. I have the best of both worlds--no student debt and extra-edgy income.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 14:47:26
Niecy 13:25:09
It means "(show your) tits or get the fuck out." It's a way to show contempt for someone who gets all defensive and snotty about being a stripper.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 14:47:33
At least that stripper girl didn't call herself a "dancer".
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 14:49:32
why din't she strip when she won the oscar damn it that show needs something fun to happen is so fucking borin
By GET NAKED, on February 26, 2008 15:25:15
It means "(show your) tits or get the fuck out." It's a way to show contempt for someone who gets all defensive and snotty about being a stripper.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 14:47:33
I can't blame her. There's a reason she's being defensive. Stick to bashing the celebrities.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 15:33:45
I will bet that no other designers will be willing to lend her, or design for her... EVER.
By r5bales, on February 26, 2008 15:34:12
13:06:05-brilliant
My student debt costs a whopping $300 a month (I consolidated when the interest rates were 3%). I don't even feel that payment.
I was a carefree slut in college and greatly enjoyed my youth. I graduated and went on to law school, without accidental pregnancy or raging case of herpes. But no one ever "paid" me for my sexuality. It was on my terms and I did not get involved with a dude unless I wanted to--my choice not theirs.
So perhaps the illusion is the one Hyperbole created for herself...because what it all boils down to is "what's really a whore?" The answer is getting paid for your sexuality. Doesn't make one bit of difference if you didn't blow the dudes or let them stick in. You're still a whore. And Diablo is still an overrated piece of tripe.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 15:38:09
agrees with 15:38: I'm still paying off student loans, and I've thought how easy it would be to show my tits and have simulated sex with strangers to pay them off, but have never done it because it could never be un-done psychologically. BTW, I'm an atheist, so don't generalize by calling me a religious right wing bitch.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 15:56:46
The easy way out is not always the best way. :)
On topic, I haven't seen Juno, I'll wait for it when they show it every day on HBO or Showtime.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 16:01:23
question for Hyperbole or anyone else who stripped:
I'm thinking about doing it to. 1) I have small boobs. how big of a problem is it? 2) do you have any tips for me 3) how did u learn to pole dnace? is it hard and dangerous?
By MM, on February 26, 2008 16:34:53
I would give Diablo the beaver claw, she looks loose enough it wouldn't hurt.
By silver viper, on February 26, 2008 16:35:04
Diablo Cody is an overrated hack, and Juno was not anywhere near as funny, witty, or original as all the pretentious Hollywood douchebags are frantically claiming it is.
And lol @ anyone who strips to get through college. I'd rather finish school with my dignity intact. Oh wait, I did, and am now making an honest living and great money. I'll take a cubicle over a stripper pole any day.
Oh, and anon 15:38 wins the thread.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 16:59:12
@ MM, on February 26, 2008 16:34:53
1.) You will end up using a lot of the money you earn to get breast implants so you can make more money.
2.) Don't get the breast implants because you cannot afford ones that look nice and natural.
3.) Learn how to spell, then use Google.
4.) Most of the cock you'll be grinding, sucking, and fucking is hard and dangerous.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 17:04:43
Eww, do not want!
By Jandra, on February 26, 2008 17:20:55
Being a stripper and selling your sexuality makes you a whore? Give me a break. Whether you are a stripper or you would never take your clothes off for money, what you define yourself as is only determined by your attitude towards it. People can judge that according to their preconceptions but at the end of the day they cannot know the reasons of another person. How presumptuous to make generalizations based on your personal ideals.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 17:58:03
She looks schizo....scary.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 18:14:17
"...what you define yourself as is only determined by your attitude towards it."
Um, yeah, if you're living in a bubble somehwere on Mars with no one else around.
"People can judge that according to their preconceptions..."
They will.
"...but at the end of the day they cannot know the reasons of another person."
They don't care.
By Logic stream, on February 26, 2008 18:26:50
......"if you're living in a bubble somewhere on Mars?" Huh? So, in other words, define yourself by what other people think of you. Yeah, that makes sense. One achieves a lot that way........
Whether "they will" or "they don't care" is likely irrelevant to a person who is capable of forming their own opinions.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 18:34:58
She's an Oscar winning writer and the best she could come up with is "Diablo Cody"? Was that her pet's name plus the street she grew up on? How ORIGINAL!!
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 18:36:01
There may be strippers who claim they are unaffected and "above it all," and "I was a student," blah blah blah. But for the most part, that's bullshit. I dated a man who owned 3 of the most popular clubs in Miami. I got to know most of the dancers pretty well. Of maybe about 100 girls, I can remember maybe 1 or 2 that weren't hooked on drugs or alcohol, money-hungry prostitutes who were "escorts" on the side, or just plain mentally screwed up by childhood abuse and issues. Face it: the great majority of these women have some serious issues to be doing what they are doing.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 19:11:44
$20 for a lap dance? You all need to come to Tampa.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 19:55:38
My husband used to bounce at a strip club. Cured him of ever wanted to go to one. The dancers were nice girls, but boy were they fucked up. Some were angry, man-hating lesbians. Some were trying to support young kids. ALL of them hated the customers and looked at them like human ATM machines. Huge turn-off.
By Willa Dodge, on February 26, 2008 21:10:38
I think Tina Turner said it best:
"Private Dancer"
WELL THE MEN COME IN THESE PLACES
AND THE MEN ARE ALL THE SAME
YOU DON`T LOOK AT THEIR FACES
AND YOU DON`T ASK THEIR NAMES
YOU DON`T THINK OF THEM AS HUMAN
YOU DON`T THINK OF THEM AT ALL
YOU KEEP YOUR MIND ON THE MONEY
KEEPING YOUR EYES ON THE WALL
[CHORUS]
I`M YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
I`LL DO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO
I`M YOUR PRIVATE DANCER
A DANCER FOR MONEY
AND ANY OLD MUSIC WILL DO
I WANT TO MAKE A MILLION DOLLARS
I WANT TO LIVE OUT BY THE SEA
HAVE A HUSBAND AND SOME CHILDREN
YEAH I GUESS I WANT A FAMILY
ALL THE MEN COME IN THESE PLACES
AND THE MEN ARE ALL THE SAME
YOU DON`T LOOK AT THEIR FACES
AND YOU DON`T ASK THEIR NAMES
[CHORUS TWICE]
DEUTSCHMARKS OR DOLLARS
AMERICAN EXPRESS WILL DO NICELY - THANK YOU
LET ME LOOSEN UP YOUR COLLAR
TELL ME DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE SHIMMY AGAIN
[CHORUS]
By Willa Dodge, on February 26, 2008 21:11:54
She should keep her clothes on. Pure fug, sickly white and nasty body.
...That being said if it's 2:00 and the bar is closing and I haven't found something else....
y'all know the rest...
By HotRob, on February 27, 2008 00:05:16
Huh? So, in other words, define yourself by what other people think of you.
Is that what I said? No. Get a clue.
...is likely irrelevant to a person who is capable of forming their own opinions.
Um, yeah, if you're living in a bubble somehwere on Mars with no one else around. Forming your own opinions doesn't require any special "capability", everyone does that, even the homeless guy pissing himself on the corner.
Look, I get that it's appealing and "empowering" (supposedly) to think that what other people think of you "doesn't matter" and that *you* are the only one who can "define" yourself and all that, but the simple and harsh reality is that this is not really true.
What other people think of you matters to a pretty great extent and, whether you like it or not, what other people will define you as will have far more of an impact on your life than what you might define yourself as.
So, live purely according to other people's opinions? Of course not.
Completely disregard and ignore the realities (and prejudices) of people and society around you? You would be stupid to.
By Logic stream, on February 27, 2008 02:39:07
$100m+ in box-office receipts say: "lots of people liked Juno".
I admit that people who get off by spilling randomly targeted hatred on the internet are a complete mystery to me, but there sure are a lot of you. It's not enough to avoid something you don't think you'll enjoy? Does this make you feel powerful? Are you jealous? These are retorical questions, by the way. I truly believe that this behaviour is very unhealthy and betrays psycological problems.
So for the record; I really liked Juno, my wife really liked Juno, we'll buy the DVD, we'll go to her next film, we'll watch her TV series when it airs.
$100m+... that's all the argument I need.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 04:10:23
Wow, so now you're only a whore if you DECIDE you're a whore? Hahaha. I'm willing to bet there are streetwalkers out there who consider themselves not whores, but hard workers. Nobody cares how they think of themselves; the point is that everyone who sees that is going to have exactly one word pop into their head: WHORE.
If you don't want to be thought of as a whore, then don't be a prostitute, a stripper, or the village bicycle. It's pretty simple. If you are going to do those things, well, we can't stop you. But don't act like there's anything non whore-iffic or "empowering" about your self-degradation. You can't change society's instinctive reactions to your behavior and you never will.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 06:53:12
Obviously Hyper still cares about what people think of her and her past. Why else would you broadcast it online and then continually defend it?
Seems like she wanted some reassurance that it's ok to sell your body and when it wasn't met with what she wanted she kept defending herself.
Hyper, if you don't care what people think, why are you going back and forth with strangers online to make it ok? Still want to be accepted after all these years?
By Tazznum1, on February 27, 2008 08:09:08
"$100m+... that's all the argument I need."
Yes, commercial success = good movie. Excellent argument. I'm sure the director of Batman Forever shares this wise belief.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 09:09:37
I typically enjoy getting lots of "face time" with my clients. I like to keep my brown eye on things, and maintain a silent-but-deadly presence in the workplace. I'm a people person, who enjoys a steady back-and-forth with my customers. I don't mind being poked and prodded in order to customize my workload to fit my customers demands.
By Hyperbole's Anus, on February 27, 2008 09:13:21
"I truly believe that this behaviour is very unhealthy and betrays psycological problems."
Sweetheart, you might want to look up the word "betrays" in the dictionary, because it makes no sense when used in that context. I realize it's a challenging word (4th grade level or so), but I have faith in you.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 09:16:41
Well, I am one of those strippers who wasn't a single discarded babymama, who didn't use drugs, and who was supporting herself through school.
I do however have some issues that go back to childhood.
By guest, on February 27, 2008 09:34:07
Didn't Norbit make like $150 mil?
I bid you good day Sir. I bid you GOOD DAY!
By Tazznum1, on February 27, 2008 09:55:18
Her acceptance speech sobbing, she pulled the same type of sobbing when she was giving me a $10 lap dance.
Damn, I may look like "Chunk" from The Goonies...but I'm a nice guy. Eh.
By Poopyhead, on February 27, 2008 09:57:23
February 27, 2008 04:10:23 = pussywhipped.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 12:14:16
Wow -- I can't understand why the public is fascinated by this woman. Even though she's a total poser, she'd probably gain more street cred if she didn't bring up the stripping thing every five seconds. BTW - I see bitches like her at Hot Topic every day of the week. She's not edgy and she's not hip, period. She's desperate and trying waaaaaay too hard.
Also, a few points:
1. Juno was a horrible, pretentious piece of crap.
2. Diablo Cody will pimp out her body, but gets all high and mighty about pimping out shoes? Lame.
3. $100 million does not mean a movie is good.
4. This "I'm a stripper and it pays for my college " is a myth, plain and simple. Unless you're talking about community college, I'd lay my life on the line that someone's telling some big fibs on this site.
5. Strippers are worse than prostitutes because at least prostitutes give you something for your money. Strippers are simply high-priced cockteases.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 13:35:32
To my "sweetheart" who doesn't understand that "betray" can mean "reveal something unintentionally", well...
I have to admit though, Norbert does my argument no favours. :)
By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 15:11:33
"I'd lay my life on the line that someone's telling some big fibs on this site"
(Holy shit, Anus! They're on to us! I'll run, you follow!)
C'mon, Chunk. I wanna see the Truffle Shuffle.
DO IT!
By Vigilante, on February 27, 2008 15:27:14
I supported while I was in school. I didn't say I paid for my education, since I messed up in high school I actually did start off at a pretty shitty school. I made fast month, I only had to go in a few times a month, it gave me a decent lifestyle that made me happy. I compartmentalized.
When I couldn't compartmentalize anymore was when I was on campus one day and saw coming straight towards me, the guy I was mad about. I saw a girl that worked with me on my left, and a customer to my right. It was a big secret (still is) and my worlds almost collided. So I bailed.
By guest, on February 27, 2008 16:52:33
She looks like a cheap lay. Nasty.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 19:10:20
Hyperbole:
So what mental masterb*tion degree did you obtain from Johns Hopkins U? Is the word "Science" actaully included in said degree? Perhaps an Engineering degree? My wife, a U of VA-educated MD is wondering if you are in medical school? I'm quite sure you're currently employed by Johns Hopkins APL.
Speaking as a Service Academy-educated scientist, I laugh at your "Johns Hopkins" pretentions since Johns Hopkins APL personnel work for individuals like me. I earned a $250K scholarship because I was demonstrably more intelligent than the average Johns-Hopkins student.
By caved1ver, on February 28, 2008 17:12:15
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