96 Comments:

• I guess stupid runs in the family.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 10:01:22

• Stupid people should not be allowed to breed.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 10:02:23

• Yep, real classy...especially the tramp stamp visible in one of the pics.
  
  Can she please keep up the MM impersonation and overdose on a cocktail of painkillers? That'd be real classy too.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 10:07:12

• I like to do Dina and Lindsay in a threesome.
  

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 10:12:04

• Show biz moms are the WORST moms. 'Nuff said.

  By catman, on February 20, 2008 10:12:33

• You could hide a small dog under that sag.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 10:14:40

• So, when do guys complain about seeing a naked woman? I think she looks great! Yeah, she's got a not so pretty va-jay jay, but hey, I've seen worse!
  
  You can play connect the dots with all those freckles.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 10:16:11

• These pics are even uglier in hi-res. They couldn't at least photoshop her skin and hide those ugly tattoos? She's trash.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 10:18:57

• I'm sure Marilyn's mom wuld have liked to have given her blessing to Marilyn's nude photoshoot, but she was locked in the loony bin where Dina Lohan belongs. Not to mention, Marilyn was WAY more attactive than Ginger Wannabe. She was covered in freckles but not orange!

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 10:23:48

• Such a waste of a perfect pair of tits.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 10:26:10

• Eewww! Naked ginger kids aren't cute. And Marilyn was beautiful. LL is just icky.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 10:28:35

• LiLo was pourin' the vodka after they said they pay her $100 and throw in a complimentary bottle of Nembutals.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 10:31:28

• i'm happy she gots nekkid too..and so is little man.

  By joe dirty, on February 20, 2008 10:35:28

• So lemme get this straight: Larry Flynt gets locked up and is banned in certain cities because his magazine was sold in stores where underage kids could view his product. Yet Lindsay Lohan's naked spread in New York magazine is available to the general public and nothing is said. My how times have changed.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 10:39:19

• dina lohan is the equivalent to joe simpson... they should mate and have super whores

  By virgo, on February 20, 2008 10:40:47

• Like mother like daughter, both attention whores. Anything to make an easy buck. When it come to anything with Lohan, TASTE does NOT come into play, they don't have any. They couldn't buy taste or class.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 10:41:51

• Except for the saggy boobs, she has the body of a prepubescent boy.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 10:45:10

• Redheads have stinky pussies

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 10:49:40

• Yes, Lindsay's "doing a character"...named Freckles McHorrorshow.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 10:50:06

• What, on any level, makes Dina Lohan okay with these pictures? BTW, they're ugly as hell and they desecrate MM's memory. I guess when there's money to be had (and we all know that LL is mama's gravy train)anything goes. Doesn't she also have a 14 year old daughter? How does Dina justify this to her? Apparently, trailer trash can reside north of Loo-see-ana, too.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 10:53:24

• OMG Todd, your comment on executioner masks almost made me spit my coffee all over my monitor

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 10:53:26

• Just what we needed. Instruction from Lindsay Lohan's mother in how to pretend that your child isn't doing a porn spread. Is her parenting book coming out next?

  By oakling, on February 20, 2008 10:55:53

• You people kill me, most of you would be lucky to get something as hot as this..

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 10:56:53

• Mmmmmm, ginger babe. Its like the perfect female body with my grandmother's face.

  By thebig28, on February 20, 2008 11:04:40

• Wait, over twenty comments and nobody's asked the "Why black men, isn't that racist?" question? Well, let me pre-empt: because it's degrading for a white woman to be double penetrated by a black man. Duh!

  By coolpapa, on February 20, 2008 11:05:43

• She's got a great rack, trouble is; there are breathizers that have been slobbered by fewer drunks
  
  Wetnap please

  By x24, on February 20, 2008 11:05:46

• Dina Lohan, Kathy Hilton and Lynne Spears should all collaborate on a parenting book. They seemingly have ALL the answers to raising happy, healthy, well-adjusted children.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 11:11:09

• to make things worse LL's little 14 year old sister was there during the shoot.

  By pookie poo, on February 20, 2008 11:16:03

• "So if you look at it that way, you can look at it as a mother."
  
  This is what's called willful denial.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 11:16:14

• no carpet to match those drapes?

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 11:22:12

• "You people kill me, most of you would be lucky to get something as hot as this.."
  
  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 10:56:53
  
  She is not hot. Someday you will understand.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 11:22:23

• Her fake tits are the only "sexy" part of her - Her body is cut like a boy's body - she has no hips!! She looks nothing like Marilyn Monroe. Marilyn had a curvy, womanly body. This photo shoot is an extreme stretch of the imagination.

  By Lou Lou, on February 20, 2008 11:39:23

• I thought MM was considered a sex symbol because she was sensual, not because she was a slut.
  And it seems all Lindsay's got is a pair of big boobs... where the hell are her curves??? I think the photographer was getting high when he hired her... MM had a body, Lindsay looks like an ironing board with two prosthetic bags attached to it.
  He should have hired Scarlett Johanson. But she probably would have said no.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 11:40:27

• Two days on this story?
  
  For people that say they don't care, there HAS to be something else going on.
  
  For the record, I think she looks fine. If you can't differentiate Art from Porn, don't ever visit MOMA or the Louvre.
  
  L

  By Mondo Des Moines, on February 20, 2008 11:43:50

• "She's got a great rack, trouble is; there are breathizers that have been slobbered by fewer drunks"
  
  Wetnap please
  
  By x24, on February 20, 2008 11:05:46
  
  What?

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 11:46:28

• Why would anyone be gald that this skank is naked!
  With hair like that, these pics are anything but tasteful.
  Any bloke that says he wants to 'hit that' i really hope you mean with your fist and not ur soon to be virally infected dicks.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 11:47:24

• Her lack of any kind of a waist makes my peepee wilt.

  By Peeter, on February 20, 2008 12:04:29

• "If you can't differentiate Art from Porn, don't ever visit MOMA or the Louvre."
  
  What!!!?? You talking about my moma? DON'T BE TALKIN ABOUT MY MOMA! MY MOMA WORK 80 HOURS A WEEK AT THE COMFORT INN, SHE A SAINT!! DON'T BE TALKIN TRASH ABOUT MY MOMA!! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU IS!!! Y'ALL IS A BUNCH OF RACISTS, TALKING ABOUT THE BLACK MAN DOUBLE TEAMING THIS WHITE BITCH LIKE IT'S A BAD THING!!! Y'ALL BEST STOP TALKING TRASH ABOUT MY MOMA!!!

  By Blingy Washington, on February 20, 2008 12:07:49

• The slut has to do something to make a living. Poledancing at the club ?

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 12:20:15

• where in the world are her nipples?!? it's like she has piglet nipples. i can barely locate them in that one picture.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 12:22:10

• Blingy, you is one funny brotha! LOL

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 12:23:10

• Crap!
  "She's got a great rack, trouble is; there are breathalyzers that have been slobbered by fewer drunks"
  
  It should have read; "breathalyzers"
  
  

  By x24, on February 20, 2008 12:28:39

• LL's nasty. Marilyn had an innocence that can't be faked.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 12:32:11

• Blingy! I missed you!

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 12:45:02

• Um...why isn´t anybody saying anything about the washed up photographer?? He´s supposed to be TALENTED? Not to mention HE called HER to do the shoot, shouldn´t he have used her as a last resort after ohhh I don´t know about 20 other people and the corner hooker turned him down?

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 12:53:30

• The pictures are relatively tame -- not all that much for a Hollywood mother to get worked up about.
  
  Unfortunately, they did not do Lindsay proud. In the near-naked Vanity Fair spread she did, she was ravishing, freckles and all, very much in the style of Marilyn Monroe.
  
  And as much as I love Marilyn, I have to say that Lindsay was actually more beautiful in that photospread.
  
  Her body is okay in these pics, its Lindsay's face, so badly lit, and poorly made up, she looks like she's in her forties.
  
  Not that you can't be sexy in your forties, but the freshness of youth has a special appeal. Why powder and paint it into a caricature?

  By brasscupcakes, on February 20, 2008 13:36:56

• She may have tits, but she does not have the curves to pull off a Marilyn tribute. It worked for Anna Nicole, but Lindsay's boyish features just don't work for this at all. Gotta call "FAIL" on this one, sorry.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 13:40:12

• The tacky tattoos and the big hole where her belly button ring used to be are really attractive.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 13:44:48

• There are some things that are best left to the imagination...

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 14:04:43

• I feel sorry for Ginger Kids. What an unfortunate complexion. :-(

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 14:26:57

• Those freckles next to her crotch are the most disgusting thing I ever saw in my life.
  
  Yuck.
  
  Puke.
  
  Keep it the hell away.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 14:35:42

• P.S. the fact she calls Dina "Mommy" tells you everything you need to know about how fucked up this mother/daughter skank team really is...

  By Dick Pinch, on February 20, 2008 14:47:55

• Please don't post any more pictures of this ugly mess.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 14:49:28

• Whoah, sometimes it's best to just keep yr clothes on.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 15:00:42

• Hmmm, dick pinch. I guess it is weird to call your mom mommmy. I call mine ma or mama.
  
  

  By gonsammy@yahoo.com, on February 20, 2008 15:56:27

• You gotta be fucking joking me. Out of all the beautiful women in hollywood, he just had to choose salmon vagina as his inspiration to recreate a classic photo shoot. You know he only did that because he was sure he'd get humped afterwards.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 15:57:52

• Ugh, she looks horrid. Gingers are so hideous...those repulsive freckles, that ironing board body with those ugly fake tits and tiny, freaky nipples...ew! How is this considered sexy or in any way hot or appealing? Her body is bad enough, but her face is worse. 21 years old, and she looks like she's 45. It's weird though, her nipples seem to sit way too high on her chest. There's too much tit underneath the nipple...she should have sprung for a better tit job, because those tits look nasty. But I guess that's ok, because Hohan herself is nasty, so at least she's consistent. It must suck to have had so much promise and then thrown it all away on drugs, alcohol, and fucking anything with a pulse (male AND female). She WAS pretty once, and likable, until her true personality manifested itself. Now she's a laughingstock, and is reduced to taking shitty pics for attention and a couple bucks. Stupid bitch could have done Playboy and gotten more money, but I bet she's even too used, abused, and gross for Hugh Hefner. That right there says it all. She should really just kill herself now, it would save her the embarrassment of living the rest of her life as a worthless laughingstock has-been. LOL.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 16:33:03

• Nice going, Dina (oh, excuse me, "white oprah"). Just goes to show that the doucebag apple doesn't fall far from the douchebag tree. No wonder her daughter is an alcoholic drug addict; she's anesthetizing herself to forget what a douchebag money grubbing whore her mother is...

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 16:53:09

• Blingy, yo moma wishes she was Lindsay being DPd by 2 fine brothas!

  By Blingy's lil sis, on February 20, 2008 16:54:54

• And as much as I love Marilyn, I have to say that Lindsay was actually more beautiful in that photospread.
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  13:36:56 - You are on CRACK

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 17:24:56

• she got padits....thats when yer belly stix out further than your tits, she needs to hit the gym, and the whole crack whore image

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 17:57:32

• Can we see the originals of Marilyn?

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 18:17:08

• Oh Gawd. Noooooooooo. That's truly horrible. Just nauseating. She looks NOTHING like Marilyn. She looks like a spotty little something Marilyn might have scraped off her shoe.

  By Al, on February 20, 2008 18:24:48

• Wow, she looks even worse than usual. Really classy.

  By Melpomene, on February 20, 2008 18:47:18

• fuck all'ya'all that said her boobies were pretend like. dems real and nice to play wit.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 18:58:09

• This makes me sick. She's acting "sexy", while all she's really done is take off her clothes to show off her fake tits & her twat. Another stripper wanna be exhibitionist, with delusions of "hotness". Which she's not.
  
  I swear, dumbass spinner chicks like her are so hard up for publicity, I half expect to see video of her (put out by her & promoted by her) taking a dump. Or, video (again, put out by her & promoted by her) of her standing on a street corner naked from the waist down, peeing on herself...

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 20:14:51

• Her mom is a pimp for allowing (and condoning) her daughter to strip & show off her body; what a slut for a mother. WHOREhan is a slut for doing this; it's not a classy homage to an american icon, this is just her excuse for being a slutty exhibitionist and showing off her tits & pussy to the world...

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 20:16:15

• You gotta be fucking joking me. Out of all the beautiful women in hollywood, he just had to choose salmon vagina as his inspiration to recreate a classic photo shoot. You know he only did that because he was sure he'd get humped afterwards.
  
  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 15:57:52
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  What they're not reporting here is that, after the photo shoot, WHOREhan sucked off & fucked all the guys there, in 1 big gangbang. She also tried to go down on all the chicks, but they ran screaming for the exits...

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 20:19:21

• How old is she? Her tits are sooooo saggy already. They look like mine, and I am 50. But then, I had perky tits at her age.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 20:25:24

• It's official: Marilyn Monroe has rolled so far over in the crypt that she is buried in that she now occupies half of the space reserved for Hugh Hefner.

  By Jennifer, on February 20, 2008 20:26:02

• I think it's great that Lindsay did this shoot. I haven't had to look at a picture of Brit Brit for a couple of days now. Thanks Linds.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 21:38:09

• Personally, I like the freckles. And how nice it would be to titty fuck her ---

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 21:55:53

• Nice going, Dina (oh, excuse me, "white oprah"). Just goes to show that the doucebag apple doesn't fall far from the douchebag tree. No wonder her daughter is an alcoholic drug addict; she's anesthetizing herself to forget what a douchebag money grubbing whore her mother is...
  
  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 16:53:09
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  Everyone knows what a cunt her enabling cocksucking delusional "white oprah" mommy is; tell us something we don't know...

  By dina lohan loves cock, on February 20, 2008 21:55:59

• OH MY GOD. I took one look at those pictures, and my dick just ran for cover...

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 21:57:52

• http://media.nymag.com/fashion/08/spring/44247/ if you go to the slideshow, picture 12 is def. what looks like an implant.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 22:12:18

• ahhh the sign of every great career going down the tubes ... a nude pictoral ...

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 22:54:49

• "OH MY GOD. I took one look at those pictures, and my dick just ran for cover..."
  
  Well, there's plenty of gay porn out there for you.

  By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 04:04:15

• somewhere the gingerbread man is tugging his little ginger wang

  By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 05:03:06

• this girl just doesnt get it.....she has zero appeal and playing like Marilyn Monroe wont change that. God help her!

  By Grace Yip, on February 21, 2008 10:57:44

• she has nice tits

  By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 12:06:56

• She looks like shit! That's the most UNSEXY PHOTOSHOOT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE! Linds once again, stop trying to do and be sexy, because it simply doesn't come natural for you. You will never be sexy, no matter how hard and desperate you try. I bet Marilyn is tossing and turning in her grave! Hilary Duff, Scarlett Johannson Haylie Duff, Kristin Cavallari and Tara Conner could have done this tribute photoshoot to Marilyn Monroe with class, anybody but Lindsay could have made this photoshoot more memorable.

  By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 12:16:03

• "OH MY GOD. I took one look at those pictures, and my dick just ran for cover..."
  
  Well, there's plenty of gay porn out there for you.
  
  By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 04:04:15
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  Sounds like you're speaking from experience...

  By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 13:39:35

• Her mom is as stupid as stupid goes. Lindsay needs someone that actually cares about her in her life. In that regard, her and Marilyn are alike but that's where the similarity ends.

  By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 13:47:11

• WHAT!!! Did a day on planet earth actually pass without Britney Spears exposing her nasty crotch? Oh, wait, there are 4 more hours left.

  By Cover your twats girls, on February 21, 2008 16:48:21

• Lindsay can't act and now that she's an international joke for being a drug addict and a slut I guess showing her mediocre body is all she has left. She thinks she's hot...she's NOT.

  By Ho's aren't sexy, on February 21, 2008 16:50:53

• "OH MY GOD. I took one look at those pictures, and my dick just ran for cover..."
  
  Well, there's plenty of gay porn out there for you.
  
  By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 04:04:15
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  Sounds like you're speaking from experience...
  
  By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 13:39:35
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  Good one!

  By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 18:41:05

• 22:12 i checked out that link and omg you can see the whole outline of the implant real breasts dont do that when a girl lays on her back. maybe thats why it was an outtake and they didnt include it in the editorial?

  By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 21:03:59

• I think lindsay looks good in some of these pics. One thing is for sure she has really nice breasts.... after they were (most likely) photoshoped.

  By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 21:20:02

• Okay I'm taking a poll. What's uglier - the ridiculous wig or the rat teeth?

  By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 18:08:10

• Her 60 year old skin. Nothing wrong with looking like a 60 year old - unless you're in your 20s!
  
  

  By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 19:33:21

• God I will be soooo happy when this shaved little girl look fades away and women get back to normal. I am sick seeing bumps and stubble. Don't these women get it? It's not attractive to a lot of us guys when they insist on shaving/waxing, yet they don't maintain it properly. It's gross and such a turn off. I'd rather see nicely groomed hair than that razor burned, stubly mess.

  By Buck, on February 24, 2008 15:03:34

• well we all have our times, but to fallow in some one elses foot steps. She should make your own destiny in life and not take after another.
  I would rather see her naked as her self and not some one she is not.
  But she still looks good in my book.

  By anonymous, on February 24, 2008 16:48:35

• i think she looks mad hot plus she already had some nip slips so fuck it might as well make em look good

  By anonymous, on February 25, 2008 20:08:28

• I hate to say it, but even Britney Spears did a better Marilyn shoot than this.
  
  I think this is her attempt to "tastefully" get it over with and show the world her tits, but now everyone's just going to make fun of her over this travesty. Idk why the photographer got such a big woody over her in particular, but he really could have picked someone better to be a Marilyn Monroe replica... all this does is remind us how much better MM was in contrast to Lohan.

  By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 16:04:30

• I just threw up... like everywhere

  By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 13:27:04

• Not worth more than a glance and a shrug, turning the page without any regret.

  By john hennesy, on March 7, 2008 20:37:22