97 Comments:

1. Kiss-gusting!

   By Jon, on February 20, 2008 11:52:36

2. LMAO I wish it was a Shannon Tweed sex tape instead. :(

   By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 11:52:53

3. I'm sure his Playboy Playmate wife will be OUTRAGED!

   By Spittle man, on February 20, 2008 12:01:59

4. I was surprised and horrified by how small his dick is. Damn you think he would be packing something bigger than a gerkin. Sad and gross.

   By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 12:02:30

5. family jewels indeed!

   By higgins, on February 20, 2008 12:03:01

6. Gene and Shannon aren't married and they have an "open relationship", so I doubt she cares. Gene and Shannon are probably the ones selling this tape.

   By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 12:03:20

7. All these years the rumor has been that Gene Simmons has a HUGE dick. His dick is NOT HUGE at all! It's average at best.

   By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 12:04:29

8. that disgusting old gross fossil is banging this (http://www.franksenergy.com/franksgirls/elsa.html)...There is no GOD!!!

   By pk, on February 20, 2008 12:05:27

9. Um, was he seriously chewing gum the whole time too? Klassy!

   By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 12:05:48

10. ha...just saw the vid and maybe the gene's secret in genessecret.com is just how little lil' gene is. Now I am going to vomit

    By pk, on February 20, 2008 12:16:27

11. It's comforting to know that Gene Simmons's dick is roughly the same size as mine.

    By J-Bird, on February 20, 2008 12:19:10

12. That girl has some huge jugs.

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 12:19:18

13. He wouldn't go down on her, but she still sucks his dick anyway. omg that video was funny and gross.

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 12:20:49

14. Watched the video on Fleshbot. She doesn't really seem to be a fan of the kiss (pun intended). Gene Simmons is sad and depressing.

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 12:21:07

15. Look at those fake tits. Them shits stand up like the pyramids when she's on her back.

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 12:23:56

16. Is this backwards bizarro world? A Gene Simmons sex tape with no cunnilingus? I expected a scene where she's lying on the bed and he gives her head - from a chair 2 feet away. I'm unaware of any other talent he has.

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 12:24:21

17. I wouldn't kiss him, either...wouldn't TOUCH him. He's grossssssssss.

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 12:26:24

18. hahahaha!!! omg that was awkward

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 12:35:06

19. WTF? how much is he paying her? this is just beyond gross.
    
    BARF.

    By BloodyWhore, on February 20, 2008 12:38:41

20. that was very odd and not fun looking sex

    By pookie poo, on February 20, 2008 12:43:48

21. 12:24 - exactly what I was thinking. :-)

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 13:07:17

22. did anybody notice them both looking to the right when she was on top? It almost looked like somebody walked in and got their attention and then they were talking

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 13:25:53

23. I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS
    I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME
    
    funniest part of the tape.

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 13:26:46

24. i think it's pretty obvious the song was added by the "producer" of the tape. You can't hear any other background noise

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 13:28:49

25. The sexiest part is the lazy "foreplay" where he licks his fingers to "wet" her up enough for the sex. What a jerk.

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 13:33:13

26. Amateur night at best...

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 13:53:36

27. I paid $9.95 to watch the whole thing. The best part? When Gene starts singing "I... wanna f*%k you all night long".

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 13:54:00

28. Gene's wife, Shannon Tweed, is going to be royally pissed off, and rightfully so! If Shannon divorces him, I want first shot at her - YES!

    By Gregory, on February 20, 2008 13:54:01

29. She doesn't look that great in the pics on the Franks website.
    
    What does Shannon Tweed see in this choad?

    By Joe C, on February 20, 2008 13:54:27

30. Meh.
    
    

    By Vigilante, on February 20, 2008 13:54:33

31. I thought they were filming a Cialis commercial.

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 14:07:32

32. "Spokesperson" my ass. That's an outright hooker. In the few clips making the rounds you can see that he repeatedly tries to kiss her on the mouth and she always refuses.
    
    Looks all staged and paid.

    By die Krautsalaten, on February 20, 2008 14:10:06

33. what an obvious media whore. He is just doing this for the attention.

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 14:14:09

34. "What does Shannon Tweed see in this choad?"
    
    $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
    

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 14:14:32

35. Is he fucking her or beaching?

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 14:16:16

36. WTF are you talking about "movie nobody wants to see"?!?!? I've been waiting months to see "The Other Boleyn Girl." The book was phenomenal! Don't be messing with Henry VII, yo...

    By Jen, on February 20, 2008 14:18:22

37. "I'm sure his Playboy Playmate wife will be OUTRAGED!"
    
    Not really. She's only interested in his wallet. I caught several episodes of that show he's on and it's obvious that it is an arranged relationship. He gets to sleep with whoever he wants and she gets to buy anything she desires. It's pretty disgusting, I think. I also feel that Shannon is actually more disgusting than he is. I have never in my life seen a more self-absorbed, materialistic, bitch of a woman than she is. I really don't like her. Gene's at least somewhat funny and the two kids seem OK.

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 14:31:40

38. Um, Jen, he means no NORMAL people want to see that shit.

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 14:32:52

39. This is such staged bullshit. The new season of Family Jewels is starting and he needs publicity. He put that video out there for sure. He's exactly like Trump when it comes to publicity---so fucking transparant.

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 14:36:39

40. psssst...it's Henry VIII

    By Katharine of Aragon, on February 20, 2008 14:39:18

41. Gene's secret? Should've remained one. Ick.

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 14:43:25

42. this is too funny!!! When Gene trying to kiss her, she keep dodging from him LOL

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 15:03:31

43. Why is she wearing flip flops with that fancy lingerie?

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 15:09:34

44. "He wouldn't go down on her, but she still sucks his dick anyway."
    
    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 12:20:49
    
    That's because she's a good girl.

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 15:18:54

45. This was "leaked"? YEAH RIGHT!
    This was done for publicity and his wife knew about it. Come on, I bet she even picked the girl for him as well. You think this guy would be stupid enough to be filmed having sex with a whore if he was worried about his wife finding out? No way... It kills a few birds with one stone. They get publicity out of it, viewers for the new season go up (they all want to know what happens now and if its aired) and they make money off the internet views of the sex "scandal".
    I want to meet the publicist that pioneered the "sex tape" scandal. Whoever she/he is, is a genious. Nothing better than getting people talking about you than a sex tape. Not charity work people, when your career is dying we dont want to see you feeding the homeless or saving cats off trees..... We want to see you banging or getting banged.
    
    
    
    
    
    

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 15:23:49

46. Ugh, I feel ill. It felt so dirty watching them have sex, because it didn't even seem like they're interested in each other very much. Sad.

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 15:24:13

47. "Gene's wife, Shannon Tweed, is going to be royally pissed off, and rightfully so! If Shannon divorces him, I want first shot at her - YES!"
    
    By Gregory, on February 20, 2008 13:54:01
    
    They're not married. Never have been.

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 15:24:27

48. "Ugh, I feel ill. It felt so dirty watching them have sex, because it didn't even seem like they're interested in each other very much. Sad."
    
    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 15:24:13
    
    Welcome to the 21st century.

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 15:27:05

49. to those of you who posted 'nice tits' for lindsay lohan's nude pics -> now look at this chick's tits. MUCH BETTER. lohan's are floppy tits.

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 15:28:21

50. If Gene was doing this for promotion... I'd like to think he'd be making at least SOME effort to make it worth watching. This video is just embarrassing!

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 15:45:18

51. I'm no concerned about his penis, which I did not get a good view of, but I thought this guy was known for his tongue. Not to be gross or graphic, but why did he have to use his saliva to get her wet?

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 15:49:32

52. That was the worst sex tape of the year...I am going to pass on that one, Lame.

    By Abe, on February 20, 2008 16:26:13

53. Those torpedo bolt ons are pretty gross.
    

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 16:31:22

54. That was pretty awkward to watch. They looked bored.
    

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 16:31:45

55. That has got to be the smallest dick
    I've ever seen in my whole life
    I have ever seen in my whole life
    
    Get the fuck outta here
    Iny weeny teeny weeny
    Shriveled little short dick man
    
    Don't want,Don't want,
    Don't want,Don't want,
    Don't want
    Don't want
    Don't want
    Don't want
    Don't want
    
    

    By cinderpop, on February 20, 2008 16:32:31

56. I'm gonna pass on watching the tape. It'd be like watching my dad have sex with a whore, if my dad were an orange douche with a Jew-fro.

    By Abram, on February 20, 2008 16:57:49

57. haha @ anon 15:27

    By Jesa, on February 20, 2008 17:00:36

58. @15:28:21
    
    No, Lindsay's are real tits. The above are fake.

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 17:06:57

59. I was surprised and horrified by how small his dick is.
    
    Nah, it's pretty average. The fact that he's over six feet tall and, shall we say, not exactly svelte doesn't help the appearance.

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 17:20:32

60. wtf....isnt he seventy

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 17:54:38

61. This was not necessary. She could have stripped nude and wrestled around with a bean bag chair.

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 17:57:13

62. I totally agree that if this was an intentional leak he would have made himself look like a sex GOD! He looks quite the opposite in this tape....

    By Vicky, on February 20, 2008 18:38:36

63. Ack. Horrible. Shoot the director of the "private" flick in question. Bleh... just shoot the whole crew.
    Definitely killed my libido for the next few years thanks to seeing that "action". Just thank goodness it wasn't in color. *shivers*

    By Melpomene, on February 20, 2008 18:42:33

64. Chick is average. Fake tits, and wearing a corset the whole time to hold her midsection in. And pigtails ain't sexy, hun.
    
    Dude made a sub-par performance. Oh and, if she doesn't wanna kiss you the first time what makes you think she'll do it the second time?!?!

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 18:51:09

65. Big bad Gene, the "God of Thunder," has a weeny pee-pee!!! Hahahahaha!!!
    
    I'm surprised the guy got it up. Looks he suffers from what many old men suffer: semi-hard hard-on.
    
    And the part where she refuses to kiss him? Experienced whores don't kiss their johns. It's unsanitary, not to mention stomach-wrenching in cases like Simmons.
    
    

    By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on February 20, 2008 19:16:54

66. If I get to hit a chick like that when I'm 58, that would be better than the lottery to me. To the dude who says this chick is "average"....yes you 18:51:09, I'm calling you out as a bald headed 33 year old who lives in his mom's basement and has never been laid. That chick has a bangin' body and if you don't think so, I say you've never had your jimmy inside a woman before.

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 19:49:48

67. Too bad she doesn't get to toss his old ass into one of those KISS coffins. Did Grandpa give her a quarter afterwards?

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 19:51:50

68. What a dumbass. He's with Shannon Tweed, and this moron needs to fuck around on her? Say goodbye to his relationship with her; she's too hot for a fugly aremenian wookie like him anyway...

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 20:11:43

69. where's the part where he pulls out his wallet?

    By Raz, on February 20, 2008 21:07:32

70. He's not Armenian he's Israli.

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 21:29:00

71. wow he's a love god alright.
    
    umm yeah...

    By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 22:27:21

72. How does his Darth Vader helmet hair stay in the same place the whole time? One wig to fuck them all...

    By The Sprayah, on February 21, 2008 01:50:22

73. It MUST be all about the money for Shannon Tweed or why would she bother with someone as nasty as Gene Simmons? It's her fault for letting him behave like a single man for over 20 years and putting up with his shit. He's a typical celebrity - he needs a constant ego stroke to feel important and I guess he gets that by banging anonymous pussy. If Shannon had been smart or had any self-esteem, she would have run away screaming from this man years ago. Now he's done something to embarass the entire family...it will be interesting to see how this plays out.

    By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 05:26:16

74. So here's a model for Frank's energy drink called Elsa..

    By edo8, on February 21, 2008 05:45:58

75. So here's a model for Frank's energy drink called Elsa.. http://www.franksenergy.com/franksgirls/elsa.html

    By edo8, on February 21, 2008 05:46:09

76. Who Cares?

    By Kristen, on February 21, 2008 08:13:54

77. Poor Nick and Sophie! Like they need to know about this. I agree with the posted who said this was very sad and not so fun looking sex.

    By Judy, on February 21, 2008 08:20:48

78. http://www.franksenergy.com/images/gallery/elsa/elsa5.jpg
    Butter Face.
    

    By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 10:11:44

79. So when do we get to see the video of Gene fucking that faggy pillow biter Paul Stanley?

    By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 10:26:06

80. Frankenstein and a blow up doll going at it.

    By Grace Yip, on February 21, 2008 10:36:17

81. I wonder what his kids will think when the see this.

    By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 10:39:05

82. This looks like first time adolescence sex.

    By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 10:41:41

83. He is a LAME FUCK. You'd think he'd have more interesting moves after claiming to have "had" so many women. Didn't even give HER any foreplay--what a fat ugly loser! And she didn't even know how to ride a cock. Ick. So disturbed.

    By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 11:09:37

84. Uhhh, well, there's obviously someone else in the room if you'll notice the girl looking over towards the one side of the room.
    
    And she won't kiss him? Obviously she's being paid to do this and is being directed by someone else in the room.

    By Joe Mahma, on February 21, 2008 12:10:13

85. 05:26:16 - Uh, Shannon Tweed decided it was a good idea to strip naked and show her ass, tits and pussy to millions of people. I don't think "self-esteem" is high on her list of qualities.

    By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 12:51:37

86. One wig to fuck them all...
    The Sprayah, on February 21, 2008 01:50:22
    
    Ah ha ha ha!

    By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 13:11:48

87. This guy is old, nasty, and plastic = GROSS.

    By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 13:44:25

88. Notice in that video, when he's on top of her and trying to kiss her, she keeps turning her head away like she's gonna barf. But - can you blame her?

    By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 15:23:21

89. That was seriously sad-looking sex. That's the best he can do? Hasn't he had like 1,000 women?
    
    Someone wrote that Shannon doesn't care since they have an open relationship, but you see her getting jealous about other women on "Family Jewels."

    By TrayC, on February 21, 2008 15:31:13

90. I can't believe we didn't witness the tongue in action. He can go down on a chick from across the room and it didn't make a guest appearance in the film.
    The only way to redeem himself is to release another tape where he DOES give head to some gal.
    
    Yeah, his cock is an average size, but he's obviously got another appendage to make up for it. Zing!
    
    Eh regardless of this tape, I'm still a big fan of his.

    By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 15:39:22

91. So does that bring the number to 4,881?

    By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 15:51:20

92. EWWWWWWWWWWWW! Who the fuck wants to see that old fuck naked and fuckin!!!!!!!!!!! YUC,YUCK,YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 15:58:55

93. SO THATS WHY HIS TONGUE IS SO LONG BECAUSE HIS DICK IS TINY SMALL LIL PUNY HAHAHAHA HEY GENE JUST LICK THE SLUTS DON'T FUCK THEM THEY KEEP ASKING YOU ARE YOU IN YET HAHAHAHA

    By just use your tongue, on February 21, 2008 17:28:30

94. OK all you captards that's enough.

    By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 18:55:26

95. Ha Ha,"The God Of Thunder" making out to Forienger!A Bob Dole would have been more exciting!

    By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 21:37:51

96. Actually he is a great fuck and a gentleman, from brisbane australia

    By from the one what knows, on February 22, 2008 03:00:21

97. 
    "Actually he is a great fuck and a gentleman, from brisbane australia
    By from the one what knows, on February 22, 2008 03:00:21"
    
    sure gene, sure

    By chingona, on February 23, 2008 16:12:07