53 Comments:

• her boobs look huge in that Farrah pic...wtf? they look diff. sizes in all the pix...i can't trust these shoots, tho the airbrushed cartoons they put out look hot regardless..

  By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 11:35:20

• I hear she likes her balls charred to a crisp with a heaping side of acne scars.

  By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 11:41:06

• Seal doesn't have "acne scars". They're scars from lupus.

  By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 11:42:25

• There is a handful of 6, maybe 7 women on the planet whose shit I would eat for breakfast. She's one of them.

  By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 11:48:41

• The hottest woman on earth can cook and has a great sense of humor. Heidi is the case for human cloning.

  By thebig28, on February 27, 2008 11:57:57

• Farrah had much nicer nipples.

  By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 12:01:19

• Meh. She does nothing for me. Too cold and angular. Only in pic 7 do I feel a slight tickle in my nether regions.

  By elmer Fwudd, on February 27, 2008 12:02:13

• 11:48
  
  Yes, she is. Her along with Kate Beckinsale and Megan Fox I would roll myself in their waste. Maybes are Diane Lane, Sienna Miller, Keira Knightley, Rachel McAdams, Penelope Cruz, and Naomi Watts. Those who are quickly moving up the list are Kristen Bell (did you see her abs from her latest movie?), Cameron Richardson, Katharine McPhee, and Maria Menounos.

  By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 12:11:47

• This bitch is a cartoon at best.

  By poops, on February 27, 2008 12:17:41

• What a difference six years can make.
  Wonder if Seal is looking to greener pastures, Sean Penn has the mix down.

  By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 12:29:31

• There is a handful of 6, maybe 7 women on the planet whose shit I would eat for breakfast. She's one of them.
  By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 11:48:41
  
  That's gross...it's definitely a dinner only meal!

  By 1nut, on February 27, 2008 12:49:17

• "Meh. She does nothing for me."
  
  Regardless of what your priest might be telling you, there is no cure for gayness.

  By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 13:11:37

• I hate how generic this comment sounds. But I really truly would switch teams to make out with her. She's INSANELY hot.

  By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 13:22:43

• Just because the mass media pushes this Scarecrow-from-the-Wizard-of-Oz-lookin' freak doesn't mean this site has to.

  By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 14:11:22

• "Naturally, the lighthearted segment quickly turned into a thinly-veiled discussion of men's balls"
  
  Turned into? You missed out on such an easy degenere-ted gag. Bordering on comedy genius, I know.

  By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 14:39:04

• "Just because the mass media pushes this Scarecrow-from-the-Wizard-of-Oz-lookin' freak doesn't mean this site has to."
  
  Yawn. I thought gay men came up with wittier remarks.

  By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 14:45:18

• +100 anon 13:11. If you're keeping score.
  
  Seriously, if you're a straight dude and you find yourself not at the very least saying this chick is hot, you need to think about your life. Cuz something went wrong.

  By Jim, on February 27, 2008 14:51:11

• oh they're so cute!
  i love ellen!

  By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 15:06:06

• yeah shes so beautiful and almost perfect but her boobs are kind of off. you can tell alot in picture 5.

  By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 15:18:51

• "Meh. She does nothing for me."
  
  Regardless of what your priest might be telling you, there is no cure for gayness.
  By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 13:11:37
  
  That was a great response. I was thinking the same thing. She is a natural beauty. Elmerfwudd must be in love with Rosie O'Fatassdykecunt to think Heidi is ugly.
  

  By chuggdog, on February 27, 2008 15:20:04

• Mmmm...balls. Prarie Oysters, anyone?
  
  They taste like nuts.
  
  

  By Vigilante, on February 27, 2008 16:10:33

• She's so fucking hot. Seal is a lucky scar-faced son of a bitch.

  By Abram, on February 27, 2008 16:11:00

• yeah shes so beautiful and almost perfect but her boobs are kind of off. you can tell alot in picture 5.
  
  By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 15:18:51
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  Dude, she's laying on her back. It's called "gravity".

  By Abram, on February 27, 2008 16:36:52

• "Just because the mass media pushes this Scarecrow-from-the-Wizard-of-Oz-lookin' freak doesn't mean this site has to."
  
  I bet this chick weighs in at 250 lbs. MAYBE 190 lbs, but that's IF she's 5'3". Plenty of acne too I bet . . . like craters.
  
  And by the way fatty, this site might be called "Idontlikeyouinthatway", but I don't like you in anyway.

  By thebig28, on February 27, 2008 17:22:33

• It appears the readership of IDLYITW is approximately 50% straight males, 40% gay males, and 10% fat ugly chicks.

  By JAC, on February 27, 2008 17:34:51

• So typical, the same insults every single time. If someone doesn't agree with what you tools describe as "insanely hot," then he's either gay, or she's 300 pounds. Grow up. People have different tastes. Heidi is hot with a great personality, and an absolutely INSANE body but her thin lips and strange nose freak me out. Some guys go for a perfect face before a prefect body. Heidi's face is not all that.

  By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 18:02:11

• Whoops. Look like I missed an "i" in Prairie. Excusable, I was drooling.
  
  Over the nuts, not Heidi. Give it time, I haven't looked at the pictures yet.
  
  

  By Vigilante, on February 27, 2008 18:03:10

• I'd gladly Heidi in her Klam...

  By joejoe, on February 27, 2008 18:06:27

• See, THIS is how you do a classic photoshoot. Fuck off, Lindsay Lohan.

  By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 18:09:29

• Mr. Hand sez: "What are you, people? On dope?"
  
  Now having seen the pictures, I have to agree with Mr. Hand. Airbrushed or not, she's hot. I especially liked the homage to Phoebe Cates, pic 7 is smokin'.
  
  Fast Times at Ridgemont High rocks.

  By Vigilante, on February 27, 2008 18:23:50

• hahaha ....that is great! Nice cooking too. Making me hungry~

  By Blabbinit, on February 27, 2008 18:23:52

• Smart chick, hot body, with a above average but not gorgeous girl next door pretty face.

  By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 19:00:48

• "Meh. She does nothing for me."
  
  Hey buddy, don't let the door hit you in the vagina on the way out.

  By ethan, on February 27, 2008 19:40:54

• Abram I meant that her implants are obviously different sizes and you can really tell when she lays down.

  By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 20:03:20

• I'm pretty sure those titties are au naturale, 20:03:20.

  By Abram, on February 27, 2008 21:21:55

• ...her thin lips and strange nose freak me out...Heidi's face is not all that.
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  *nods* And that's because you're gay. See how it works, now?

  By JAC, on February 27, 2008 21:38:25

• Those boobs are not natural at all, you can tell from the pic with the roses. Real breast do not just lie on your chest like that when a woman is lying down. They flatten/sag at least a bit.

  By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 00:30:04

• Actually, it's the guys that find this thin-lipped, wide-jawed, angular-faced, no thighs, no assed skeleton of "woman" that might have to reexamine their sexual orientation. If touching bone and muscle is what turns you guys on then, well...
  
  I like my women looking and feeling like actual women. Warm, soft and curvy to the touch. With an ass, with tits, with hips, everything. But, yeah yeah, I'm gay blah blah blah. Pffff.

  By elmer Fwudd, on February 28, 2008 05:38:06

• Agreed - Heidi Klum is the entire package. Those of you who don't agree are either blind or gay - and I'm female.

  By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 06:38:11

• Oh Jesus, not thinking she is "insanely hot" doesn't make you gay!!! And really, here she looks amazing..but in general, I just don't think she IS insanely hot.

  By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 06:40:08

• Jac, you are SO original, but wrong. Here, I'll do the work for you:
  Because I do not agree with you, I will just come out and admit it. I am a 5'2'' 350-pound woman with hairy warts on my face and acne, who does not shave and I am leader of my "women's studies" program at my community college. I like medieval poetry and I believe in fairies. I attend renaissance festivals regularly, and enjoy dressing up as the "town wench" because I think it's undeniably sexy, and the wench costume does wonders for my curves. I have an Indian "dream catcher" hanging off the rear-view mirror of my 96 Nissan Sentra because I believe it brings me good luck. I am president of the Clay Aiken fan club. Sadly,I have not had a date in years, but the Star Wars convention is in town, and I'm feeling lucky this weekend.
  
  Did I miss anything?
  

  By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 07:16:57

• 07:16:57 Funniest shit I've ever read! I almost fell off the chair laughing my ass off.

  By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 12:06:04

• It's funny because it's true.

  By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 12:30:45

• People bumping their own comments is, well, lame.

  By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 12:32:39

• whoever thinks those boobs are real is an idiot.

  By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 13:38:04

• Don't be jealous, 12:32. Just because you resort to cliches and have to refer to your 1998 edition of "Internet Slapdowns and Other Witty Retorts for AOL Chatrooms & Beyond" doesn't mean other people have to "bump" their own comments too. Keep chugging away there, buttercup.

  By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 13:47:26

• And I suppose calling any female who doesn't find Heidi "hot" a fat, ugly nerd is not a tired, overused internet cliche? Is that what they're supposed to be be "jealous" of, 13:47:26?
  
  The description on 07:16:57 was funny, but it wasn't funny enough nor original enough for you to be a snotty douchebag about it. Settle down, weenie-boy.

  By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 15:42:31

• Guys who are obsessed with bony/sinewy women are, shall we say, off? Take a look at the correlation between the declining fertility/birth rates in the US and stack that up against the flesh-starved female that is now the ideal standard of beauty. Men are taught to want lean, boyish frames. So either you're all a bunch of latent homos, or you're only pretending to like Klum's body because you think you're supposed to.
  
  Elmer sounds like a healthy male. Very sexy.
  
  
  
  

  By She-nonymous, on February 28, 2008 19:13:11

• "So either you're all a bunch of latent homos, or you're only pretending to like Klum's body because you think you're supposed to."
  
  Sorry She-Nonymous, but this is the dumbest thing I've read in this thread (which is really saying something because there are some true gems here). No offense, but when people make statements such as "men who dig Klum are closet homos", it sounds like the prattle of an overweight woman bitterly trying to justify her body.

  By J-Bird, on February 29, 2008 05:42:47

• ...when people make statements such as "men who dig Klum are closet homos", it sounds like the prattle of an overweight woman bitterly trying to justify her body.
  
  Yeah, it's almost as bad as when people say "men who don't like Heidi Klum must be gay."

  By anonymous, on February 29, 2008 11:07:31

• So 19:13:11, unless we're not sexually aroused by fat, beyond obese women who pants heavily just to get to the bathroom two feet away, we aren't hetro? Have you considered the decline in fertility/birth rates may be caused by all the birth control pills, abortions etc that have become the mainstreem since the 60's? We're definitely NOT pretending to like hot, fit women who have gorgeous faces and sexy lean bodies with necessary assets. Whatever your husband told you is a lie to make you happy so that you won't throw cookie crumbs in his face.
  

  By anonymous, on February 29, 2008 19:59:31

• Why does everyone always have to talk in extremes?

  By anonymous, on March 1, 2008 06:18:23

• That's not how you make swedish meatballs, you use a frying pan, and they shouldn't be swimming in oil. /swedish dude

  By anonymous, on March 20, 2008 02:17:00