26 Comments:

1. Look at the picture with Ashton, his mommy, and Rumer. How is that not a Halloween picture?

   By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 08:55:24

2. I like how they had the ugly chick pose with the wax replica of her mom.

   By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 08:59:20

3. Well if Ashton's been waiting for a sign from God about whether he made a sick mistake...

   By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 09:06:00

4. Is this some sort of costume ball? These people look ridiculous...Demi looks like her face is permanently frozen in that fake smile. Her daughter looks like Georgette from the old Mary Tyler Moore show...only with black hair and wrapped in some sort of intricately laced tarp. And Ashton appears to have become Demi's butler and life sized Dress Me Up Ken doll. He also looks miserable, but can you blame him? These pics are just a giant and a hand away from the Addams Family.

   By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 09:26:42

5. pammy anderson work there?

   By kid pebble, on February 22, 2008 09:36:01

6. Why would Bruce go to Ashtons birthday party?

   By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 09:38:01

7. Demi looks more like a chaperone for her daughter and her daughter's boyfriend. How ridiculous.
   

   By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 09:42:15

8. Nice animal skin Demi. God her daughter is flippin' ugly. I can't even look at her.

   By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 10:08:31

9. what is that rat-fur on Demi?

   By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 10:12:32

10. Salma Hayek is such a milf.

    By catman, on February 22, 2008 10:23:26

11. Does anyone else think Ashton looks like hes in Rustys outfit from national lampoons european vacation?

    By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 10:33:30

12. Aye carumba, I would have such a fiesta with Signorita Hayek's fat Mexican titties. I would use her huevos grandes to roll my chalupa. After we make passionate love, I would let her change the sheets on my bed for a shiny nickle.

    By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 10:56:01

13. Wait, if I already have Hep C and herpes can I still catch Hep A?

    By Demi Moore, Madonna, Lucy Liu, Salma Hayek, Kate Hudson and Bruce Willis, on February 22, 2008 11:57:51

14. Why couldn't it have been HIV? (except for Salma, of course)

    By Mawgawpaw, on February 22, 2008 12:01:22

15. Rumer is Bruce w/hair and a vajina. Allegedly.

    By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 12:06:34

16. Ashton's outfit looks like it's from the Joker collection from Batman.

    By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 12:10:57

17. THAT'S WHAT THEY DESERVE FOR GOING TO A JOINT CALLED "SOCIALISTA". GODDAMN HOLLYWEIRD COMMIE PINKO FREAKS!!!

    By Large Marge, on February 22, 2008 12:16:30

18. It doesn't look like Ashton has learned the meaning of the term "douchebag" yet.

    By Bill Kuntzler, on February 22, 2008 12:24:20

19. when did rumer get implants?

    By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 13:11:40

20. Talk about Punking people. Stop it Ashton, your career is over.

    By Tazznum1, on February 22, 2008 13:46:34

21. If fugly taste is a symptom of Hep A, Ashton should run to the doctor immediately.

    By oakling, on February 22, 2008 13:56:30

22. wow Demi looks like a wax figure!

    By anonymous, on February 23, 2008 01:21:54

23. WTF did they just leave a speakeasy?

    By anonymous, on February 23, 2008 09:47:05

24. couldn't have happened to nicer people.

    By anonymous, on February 23, 2008 14:58:51

25. How fucking dumb are these jerks? Seriously Hep A from eating food off a plate this prostitute was carrying? i think not. Sharing needles with her and screwing more than fucking likely.

    By anonymous, on February 24, 2008 11:22:13

26. One word.
    
    TWINRIX.
    
    That is all.
    
    

    By Vigilante, on February 24, 2008 13:25:50