This info is from other 16-year-old girls in her class? Yeah, I'm sure it's all valid. High school girls never spread false rumors about their contemporaries.
I heard stories like this not long after Jamie got that Zoey 101 show. Every time her mom would try to say that Jamie's a good girl her friends back home were like, "Oh no she isn't!"
And this surprises you ? The whole family are a bunch of low-life, whitetrash scumbags with money. If they weren't dancing on stage they would be dancing on a pole or walking the streets, looking for the next easy buck they could make. Lynn - mother, Jamie - father, Jamie Lynn - daughter, what kind of in-breed hillbilly redneck retards are these people anyway ?
Star has been proven right many times. They're just the only publication who'll sink as low as publishing a story like this when other trashy gossip mags take a moral high ground.
"He'll just retreat to his study to recline in his leather chair and sip brandy. And as the billowing aromatic smoke from his pipe curls into ether, his soul is content. For his work has been good. " Dude... you are a fucking genious!
You have to think that "fellow teens in Kentwood, La" are exaggerating a bit, now that their famous friend has taken a tumble. I mean, the second-most successful teen in their town handles the weekly moonshine-jug recycling route. It would have been more credible if the story had been about a boy asking Jamie Lynn for anal sex, and getting turned down because she thinks that's how her sister got pregnant.
First all she's a kid - who is trying to stay out of the spotlight for now. Secondly, how many people didn't have sex or drink under age? I also think that it's probably blown out of proportion to sell magazines.
I love how the photos shows them coming out of AutoZone (most likly with parts for his truck) and he still has his boots on from working at the pig farm. YeeHaw!
Not that I have ANY reason to doubt this is true, but this is coming from an anonymous teenager who lives in the same little shit-town where people have nothing better to do than to gossip and make up stories about each other. And the jealousy and visciousness between teens is absolutely unbelieveable sometimes. Why would anyone even print something that is so incredibly unreliable?
I can't believe people find this story UNbelievable! How stupid are you people? When you take her entire family's history and her own personal history into account, this story sounds closer to the truth than assuming otherwise.
girls unite when are u gonna quit calling each other sluts takes two to have sex. and i am sure all u little 16yr old girls are haveing sex too so before u throw the slut word down look back.
forget if it's true or not, what about the double standard of calling a 16 year old girl a slut for liking sex and making a mistake about protection, but considering that expectable and laudable behavior for boys that age (not to mention that no one cares about their role in the pregnancy)?
"forget if it's true or not, what about the double standard of calling a 16 year old girl a slut for liking sex and making a mistake about protection, but considering that expectable and laudable behavior for boys that age (not to mention that no one cares about their role in the pregnancy)?"
Whatever you say, sweetie. Sure, I'm listening, I promise. Yeah that's real interesting, "double standard", yup. Now turn around, bend over, and shut the fuck up.
Lynne Spears is the one who set Britney up to get laid the first time. She personally asked the most popular (and wealthiest) boy in her school to go out with her and let Britney hang out at his house all house sleeping with him. Lynne doesn't mind her daughters being sluts as long as they bring $$$ in.
Casey: Get a patermity test!!! Given the fact thate women-children are enjoying increasingly responsibility-optional, consequence free lives, women routinely lie about their age, their weight, their marital status, their fertility & and at least 4-10% of all mother lie about the real identity of the father of their children.
Thanks to Feminism, women have returned to their natural amoral nature, i.e. back to the days before patriarchal Judeo-Christian culture imposed morality upon female worshipers of every tree & stone.
Not surprising. Britney must be a terrible role model, and if any of her older sister's nasty habits rubbed off on JL, you know she is going to be a bit of a mess.
Plus with Brit being a huge mess, I dont doubt that JL is crying out for attention.
I also get the feeling that Kent, Louisiana (or wherever they are from) is not the world capital of class and style -- so with that type of an environment, its not surprising that she is a chip of the old slut-block just like her sister.
Come on. It is so cool that this hot little 16 year old is pregnant. Congrats to the guy who knocked her up. Inspriration to all those slutty teenage girls!!!
so the little slut likes to get drunk and fuck ,her parents must be so proud of that ,maybe the idiot next to her is not even the dad of that kid hey moron DNA test as soon she pops that kid out
I agree with 13:45, given this family's history, I can find this story totally believable. The proof is in the pudding, she is pregnant at 16. I also agree with the other poster, Casey needs to get a paternity test, unless the older exec story is true and he is being paid off to say it's his.
Id like to pretend that this is downright shocking....Im really trying here.....ah, sorry, just not feeling it. Nothing. At. All. Oh well, guess nothing is shocking anymore.
Oh PLEASE. "Girls unite"? Are you serious? I am a female, and I cannot STAND other females. They are horrid, bitchy, snotty, evil creatures, and I sure as hell wouldn't stick my neck out to defend or back up any of them, especially when you know they'd be talking shit behind your back like, 3 seconds later, or trying to steal your boyfriend/husband. No thanks...not gonna put myself out there to defend some girl who is more than likely a slut, no matter what you think about it.
As for caved1ver, I hate to agree with you, but I do. It is true that the vast majority of women are disgusting. It's just the facts, no matter how unpopular or un "PC" they are. I wouldn't trust a female farther than I could throw her. And all this "OMGZ U NEED TO BLAME THE GUY TOO!1!" stuff is lame. Obviously there are double standards, but that's just how it is. Are you really gonna bitch about the fact that women are held to a higher standard of behavior than men? And most of the "slut" comments come from other females! They judge other women WAY more harshly than any man will ever do. That's just how it is. Whining about it isn't going to change things. Oh, and from what I've seen, most women don't want equality, they want to be treated BETTER than men! They want to have their cake, and eat it too. And it just doesn't work that way. So yeah, women suck, and I am ashamed to be lumped together with them. I spend a LOT of time proving that I am a rational, logical, decent person, all because the actions of other women make us all look like irrational, emotion-driven, bitchy, backstabbing, hateful, evil, greedy cunts. Thanks, other women! Good jorb on this whole equality thing!
14:15 take a breather!! I'm not going to attack you because you do make some valid points but you're getting a little irrational! Out of curiousity, do you have any close friends that are girls?
Wow!!! Such honest candor from a member of the female of the species. I am sorely impressed. If I weren't a "Doctor's Wife" w/ two larvae in tow I would be in a swoon!!!
51 Comments:
Leave Your CommentThis info is from other 16-year-old girls in her class? Yeah, I'm sure it's all valid. High school girls never spread false rumors about their contemporaries.
By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 11:32:06
That's cool.
By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 11:32:57
I heard stories like this not long after Jamie got that Zoey 101 show. Every time her mom would try to say that Jamie's a good girl her friends back home were like, "Oh no she isn't!"
By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 11:34:21
whatevs!
By mean girls, on February 15, 2008 11:37:16
Yeah, I know, Star's not the most reliable publication on Earth, and the story relies on anon sources.
But still, would it surprise anyone if all of it is true?
By catman, on February 15, 2008 11:42:56
And this surprises you ? The whole family are a bunch of low-life, whitetrash scumbags with money. If they weren't dancing on stage they would be dancing on a pole or walking the streets, looking for the next easy buck they could make. Lynn - mother, Jamie - father, Jamie Lynn - daughter, what kind of in-breed hillbilly redneck retards are these people anyway ?
By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 11:43:06
Zoey, that's because Disney counldn't use Blowy.
By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 11:44:31
Star has been proven right many times. They're just the only publication who'll sink as low as publishing a story like this when other trashy gossip mags take a moral high ground.
By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 11:45:22
"He'll just retreat to his study to recline in his leather chair and sip brandy. And as the billowing aromatic smoke from his pipe curls into ether, his soul is content. For his work has been good. "
Dude... you are a fucking genious!
By Rockr, on February 15, 2008 11:48:57
I love how people always use more than 100% to show how truthful it is. Nothing like a lie to prove you're telling the truth!!
By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 12:01:25
I bet Casey is making a ton of money just to pretend like he's with her.
By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 12:04:38
LOL @ the "rent a tool" in the background. How appropriate.
By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 12:10:51
You have to think that "fellow teens in Kentwood, La" are exaggerating a bit, now that their famous friend has taken a tumble. I mean, the second-most successful teen in their town handles the weekly moonshine-jug recycling route. It would have been more credible if the story had been about a boy asking Jamie Lynn for anal sex, and getting turned down because she thinks that's how her sister got pregnant.
By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 12:14:40
A Yankees cap? Isn't this kid from Pigscrotum, Louisiana? I hope she gives him 3 different kinds of AIDS.
By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 12:20:05
First all she's a kid - who is trying to stay out of the spotlight for now.
Secondly, how many people didn't have sex or drink under age?
I also think that it's probably blown out of proportion to sell magazines.
By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 12:35:09
now i have a new perverted fantasy
thanks
a pregnant jamie lynn spears asking to get banged
thanks
By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 12:41:18
She is already morphing into Britney, look at those hips!
By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 13:17:36
I love how the photos shows them coming out of AutoZone (most likly with parts for his truck) and he still has his boots on from working at the pig farm. YeeHaw!
By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 13:41:26
Not that I have ANY reason to doubt this is true, but this is coming from an anonymous teenager who lives in the same little shit-town where people have nothing better to do than to gossip and make up stories about each other. And the jealousy and visciousness between teens is absolutely unbelieveable sometimes. Why would anyone even print something that is so incredibly unreliable?
By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 13:43:32
I can't believe people find this story UNbelievable! How stupid are you people? When you take her entire family's history and her own personal history into account, this story sounds closer to the truth than assuming otherwise.
By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 13:45:44
Trailer Trash. White Trash. Inbred Hicks.
Yep, sounds about right...
By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 13:54:23
This is true. Jamie lynn blew me at a party in December; yum...
By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 14:09:51
That is the greatest slutty quote ever. I love this girl.
By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 14:59:37
man that bitch ant pregnant its all fake
By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 16:11:34
It's obvious that this whole family is mentally challenged. Can't we just line them all up and shoot them?
By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 16:35:53
Jamie Lynn needs to come out with her own line of maternity wear with the slogan-"Wanna Have Sex? I'm already preggers so I can't get pregnant!"
By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 20:41:22
noises coming out of the spears family house
suck...slurp...suck..."oh god, that's so good, little girl, you doin' good at pleasin' your daddy..."
By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 22:37:08
girls unite when are u gonna quit calling each other sluts takes two to have sex. and i am sure all u little 16yr old girls are haveing sex too so before u throw the slut word down look back.
By jojo, on February 16, 2008 06:11:20
forget if it's true or not, what about the double standard of calling a 16 year old girl a slut for liking sex and making a mistake about protection, but considering that expectable and laudable behavior for boys that age (not to mention that no one cares about their role in the pregnancy)?
By anonymous, on February 16, 2008 06:38:19
I must say... These comments (and the article fluff) are the funniest I've read on this site in a very long time...
Kudos to the author and the loyal commenting fans!
Pigscrotum, LA? I would never had come up with that gem. Pigscrotum. It's funny just to type. Pigscrotum.
Pigscrotum.
By Greedo the Aliveable, but still dead, on February 16, 2008 07:37:14
Mentally challenged? Mentally beaten.
By Greedo the Speedo, on February 16, 2008 07:42:13
"forget if it's true or not, what about the double standard of calling a 16 year old girl a slut for liking sex and making a mistake about protection, but considering that expectable and laudable behavior for boys that age (not to mention that no one cares about their role in the pregnancy)?"
Whatever you say, sweetie. Sure, I'm listening, I promise. Yeah that's real interesting, "double standard", yup. Now turn around, bend over, and shut the fuck up.
By anonymous, on February 16, 2008 11:22:41
I didn't know Hennie made maternity clothes.....
By anonymous, on February 16, 2008 11:40:47
Lynne Spears is the one who set Britney up to get laid the first time. She personally asked the most popular (and wealthiest) boy in her school to go out with her and let Britney hang out at his house all house sleeping with him. Lynne doesn't mind her daughters being sluts as long as they bring $$$ in.
By Lynne is a PIMP , on February 16, 2008 13:00:50
Hey, leave jaime lynn alone. She's really talented at oral; she sucked me off last night. And she swallows...
By anonymous, on February 16, 2008 13:18:06
Casey:
Get a patermity test!!! Given the fact thate women-children are enjoying increasingly responsibility-optional, consequence free lives, women routinely lie about their age, their weight, their marital status, their fertility & and at least 4-10% of all mother lie about the real identity of the father of their children.
Thanks to Feminism, women have returned to their natural amoral nature, i.e. back to the days before patriarchal Judeo-Christian culture imposed morality upon female worshipers of every tree & stone.
By caved1ver, on February 16, 2008 14:37:45
Not surprising. Britney must be a terrible role model, and if any of her older sister's nasty habits rubbed off on JL, you know she is going to be a bit of a mess.
Plus with Brit being a huge mess, I dont doubt that JL is crying out for attention.
I also get the feeling that Kent, Louisiana (or wherever they are from) is not the world capital of class and style -- so with that type of an environment, its not surprising that she is a chip of the old slut-block just like her sister.
By anonymous, on February 16, 2008 18:18:10
Come on. It is so cool that this hot little 16 year old is pregnant. Congrats to the guy who knocked her up. Inspriration to all those slutty teenage girls!!!
By Steve , on February 16, 2008 20:03:03
so the little slut likes to get drunk and fuck ,her parents must be so proud of that ,maybe the idiot next to her is not even the dad of that kid hey moron DNA test as soon she pops that kid out
By she is a drunken slut , on February 17, 2008 01:04:49
Steve you are a PIG.
By Men are pigs, on February 17, 2008 11:36:54
I agree with 13:45, given this family's history, I can find this story totally believable. The proof is in the pudding, she is pregnant at 16. I also agree with the other poster, Casey needs to get a paternity test, unless the older exec story is true and he is being paid off to say it's his.
By anonymous, on February 17, 2008 15:18:39
Id like to pretend that this is downright shocking....Im really trying here.....ah, sorry, just not feeling it. Nothing. At. All.
Oh well, guess nothing is shocking anymore.
By Gracey Yip, on February 18, 2008 09:42:26
if disney doesn't fire this slut - we should all boycott. white trash.
By anonymous, on February 18, 2008 12:52:14
jojo-
Oh PLEASE. "Girls unite"? Are you serious? I am a female, and I cannot STAND other females. They are horrid, bitchy, snotty, evil creatures, and I sure as hell wouldn't stick my neck out to defend or back up any of them, especially when you know they'd be talking shit behind your back like, 3 seconds later, or trying to steal your boyfriend/husband. No thanks...not gonna put myself out there to defend some girl who is more than likely a slut, no matter what you think about it.
As for caved1ver, I hate to agree with you, but I do. It is true that the vast majority of women are disgusting. It's just the facts, no matter how unpopular or un "PC" they are. I wouldn't trust a female farther than I could throw her. And all this "OMGZ U NEED TO BLAME THE GUY TOO!1!" stuff is lame. Obviously there are double standards, but that's just how it is. Are you really gonna bitch about the fact that women are held to a higher standard of behavior than men? And most of the "slut" comments come from other females! They judge other women WAY more harshly than any man will ever do. That's just how it is. Whining about it isn't going to change things. Oh, and from what I've seen, most women don't want equality, they want to be treated BETTER than men! They want to have their cake, and eat it too. And it just doesn't work that way. So yeah, women suck, and I am ashamed to be lumped together with them. I spend a LOT of time proving that I am a rational, logical, decent person, all because the actions of other women make us all look like irrational, emotion-driven, bitchy, backstabbing, hateful, evil, greedy cunts. Thanks, other women! Good jorb on this whole equality thing!
*Sorry bout the novel....lol
By anonymous, on February 18, 2008 14:15:34
id give her a hot carl but thats about it
By anonymous, on February 18, 2008 15:00:27
14:15 take a breather!! I'm not going to attack you because you do make some valid points but you're getting a little irrational! Out of curiousity, do you have any close friends that are girls?
By Sonia, on February 18, 2008 16:18:26
14:15:34 will you marry me?
By anonymous, on February 18, 2008 17:52:28
jojo-
Wow!!! Such honest candor from a member of the female of the species. I am sorely impressed. If I weren't a "Doctor's Wife" w/ two larvae in tow I would be in a swoon!!!
By caved1ver, on February 18, 2008 19:17:20
LMFAO @ the "Loan-A-Tool" sign!
By jazzybear, on February 19, 2008 10:47:58
One word: PATTERN
By Josh Cabron, on February 20, 2008 22:39:23
Shouldn't she be showing by now? She is what, 5 months along???
By anonymous, on February 23, 2008 23:10:08
<< Continue Reading IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com