34 Comments:

• So how long did it take Dad to polish off the placenta?

  By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 09:03:27

• Nice - now she can get back behind the deli counter and cut me up some lunchmeat

  By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 09:13:08

• In other depressing news, Lopez survived the ordeal.

  By poops, on February 22, 2008 09:15:17

• she looks SO hot in those pics.....people really think Kim Kardashian has a better body? We KNOW J. Lo's ass is real.....
  On the birth, BIG FUCKING DEAL. I am sooooo sick of tabloids praising these women for doing what "regular" women have been doing for CENTURIES.

  By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 09:25:33

• yeah retard, she looks "SO hot" in those pics because she's sucking in her gut like her life depended on it and she's airbrushed to the nines.

  By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 09:29:46

• Jennifer Lopez has NEVER been "hot", not even in these glossy pics.

  By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 09:31:19

• You always know when certain words are capitalized, a true angry bitch is posting.

  By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 09:32:04

• "In other depressing news, Lopez survived the ordeal."
  
  That comment is full of win.

  By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 09:33:34

• meh.

  By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 09:54:45

• Looks like her professional nipple tweaker had the day off.

  By Naked And Screaming, on February 22, 2008 09:57:41

• how can she possibly have sex with that rat? every time i look at him think mousetraps.

  By dddddddddddddddddddddddddddd, on February 22, 2008 10:04:21

• And I guess like all the other old celebs that couldn't get pregnant and did IVF she will say that twins "run in the family".

  By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 10:51:07

• Well, once nice thing about the accompanying pics:
  
  I just realized Lopez isn't newly unattractive due to the kids. Ugly and JLo are old friends...

  By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 10:56:43

• 9:32 - you've just proven that one angry bitch can always spot others.

  By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 10:56:43

• Well, now her taco & burrito consumption rate will decrease...slightly...very slightly. OK, maybe not at all.

  By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 11:16:05

• the hospital is in manhasset so her ass must have been somewhere in queens

  By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 11:36:28

• "crapped" out her kids.
  
  Sweet.

  By blahblahblah, on February 22, 2008 11:59:37

• First of all, "hotness" is PERSONAL taste.
  
  ...and was it really necessary to call me a "retard"? Who ISN'T photoshopped to the nines?
  
  Asshole.

  By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 12:22:25

• Too bad they aren't both girls. No Olsen twin money opps in these kids future.

  By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 12:25:18

• Born 12:12am?
  
  That's when this storm started here in the North East ..... HELL HAS FROZEN OVER!

  By KiKi, on February 22, 2008 12:55:48

• By KiKi, on February 22, 2008 12:55:48
  
  HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 13:09:33

• That doesn't make any sense, it snows in the Northeast all the time.

  By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 13:38:46

• Wonder how much she paid to the egg donor?
  
  Oh wait, right 39 year old women always get pregnant with twins on their first try.
  
  BTW, did she sell the photos of the kids to recoup the $ for invitro and egg donors?
  
  You know those ricans, always cheap!

  By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 13:45:36

• anonymous 09:25:33
  
  Still can't get that baby weight off, huh?

  By Sarcasticat, on February 22, 2008 13:48:12

• 09:15:17, you win my friend. Imagine if she'd died - wouldnt' that be great?

  By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 14:05:02

• WHY does every statement involving celebrity pregnancy involve either the words "baby bump" or the phrase "over the moon"???? OMG. Who started that. And, ugh, please STOP.

  By Tray C, on February 22, 2008 14:30:05

• The devil's spawn have arrived. Alert the fucking media!

  By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 15:48:49

• huge ass pop her kids out now her ass is thonly thing thats big on her again

  By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 15:56:58

• In the photos, her head looks huge for her petite body and she also doesn't look as pretty as I've seen in her other photos.

  By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 16:03:18

• heres hoping the kids look like her. if they look like marc...........they might as well live under a bridge.

  By prettyboy, on February 22, 2008 16:17:01

• Great, 2 more Rican kids. I wonder if she'll squeeze their obligatory suped up Honda Civic out of her ass, too.
  
  Right on, Jorge, spend your life savings on a spoiler for a 110 horsepower car.

  By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 16:20:44

• When you look at her face back then, you wonder why she was considered pretty in the first place.

  By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 18:50:32

• "So long to this Jennifer Lopez"
  
  What, 10 years ago? She hasn't looked that good since before Bennifer.

  By anonymous, on February 23, 2008 23:57:06

• best ever title

  By Marianne Morris, on February 25, 2008 03:15:03