IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Jennifer Lopez Needs to Get Over Herself

Jennifer Lopez Needs to Get Over Herself

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It's hilarious when these huge pregnant bitches still try and dress up in some maternity version of a cocktail dress. I'd have more respect for her if she went out in sweats than in that incredibly expensive blue feedsack. She looks absurd.

By anonymous, on February 13, 2008 14:17:42
My hospital here in california has a "baby lo-jack" system where doors lock and elevators stop when someone takes a baby beyond the safe zone. WTF? They dont have this where J Lo is going to give birth? Where is she? a third world country? Come on. That the hospital would go on some special drill just for her seems laughable. Whatever.

By Gracey Yip, on February 13, 2008 14:22:45
I was just going to say the same thing. Every hospital in my city attaches special alarm anklets on the babies, and EVERY baby is protected, not just rich people's babies.

By anonymous, on February 13, 2008 14:24:20
Yes, Long Island and New Jersey are third world countries.

By Fact, on February 13, 2008 14:26:14
Cow.

By anonymous, on February 13, 2008 14:27:00
Everybody knows that people only steal white babies.

By anonymous, on February 13, 2008 14:27:38
Jennifer Lopez's nose is getting fat again. She already had a nose job to make that thing smaller, but those pregnancy hormones blew it up again. LOL :D

By anonymous, on February 13, 2008 14:28:26
I don't know what you're talking about, Jenny. I can't wait to steal two babies that look like Marc Anthony with a fat ass.

By Jim, on February 13, 2008 14:34:29
No no no - the kidnapping protections are not for her, it's for the other patients. The hospital knows her family will be visiting. I'm pretty sure they've bolted down the vending and ATM machines, too.

By anonymous, on February 13, 2008 14:37:58
She's full of herself AND fond of $cientology? Wow, what a surprise.

By catman, on February 13, 2008 14:44:29
I hope al-Qaeda takes out the hospital, or at the very least fires an RPG through her window. An RPG with a fragmentation sleeve.

By Pat Bateman, on February 13, 2008 14:52:19
Jenny, the madder you get, the funnier you are.

By anonymous, on February 13, 2008 14:56:17
Listen up for a shot of reality J-Ho: Nobody wants to steal your ugly brown, big assed zombie babies, k? Thnx, Bye!

By spic-chick, on February 13, 2008 14:58:29
her career is over, so she an push out al the vampire babies she makes with that anorexic vampire looking bitch of a husband all she wants.

By juicyfart, on February 13, 2008 15:12:20
WTF is up with her nose??? I've had two kids and my nose never changed shape! Granted, my ass and belly got huge, but that's normal. Even feet and ankle swelling is normal. But the NOSE?? Jaysus!!

By anonymous, on February 13, 2008 15:18:26
Oh, that wacky old witch Jennifer. Always good for a cheap hysterical laugh.. that very fast turns into "blind rage"-kind-of-a-laugh.

By Melpomene, on February 13, 2008 15:26:11
J-Ho is a cunt.

What more needs to be said?

By anonymous, on February 13, 2008 15:32:42
hahahahhahhaah that is laughable. If j-lo really thinks someone would want to steal skeletors spawns then she needs her head checked.

By anonymous, on February 13, 2008 15:37:30
Hey J-Lo - I'll take a pound of salami from that fat ass of yours. The only place you should be working is a deli counter you no talent slob!

By anonymous, on February 13, 2008 15:41:14
Oh, Jenny. I think I loveses you.

By anonymous, on February 13, 2008 15:57:16
Reading the comments here, I have to say:
what the hell?!?!

Babies actually *do* get stolen from hospitals?

By whom? And for what purpose (just to ransom the parents)?

By Clueless male, on February 13, 2008 16:14:09
CUNT! CUNT! CUNT!

By anonymous, on February 13, 2008 16:19:29
wtf is up with her face? Is it really the pregnancy? She barely looks like herself. Weird.

By anonymous, on February 13, 2008 16:26:43
Thanks for the heads up IDLYITW. Now I'm going to need to rethink my plan to capture the demon spawn and drown them in holy water.

By thebig28, on February 13, 2008 16:36:07
No talent, no class, no personality and is ugly. Plus she is a attention whore.

Bring on the night.

By fried ricer, on February 13, 2008 19:02:37
@clueless male, yes people do actually steal babies. it's unfortunate but it happens. the reason is that they're crazy and have nothing better to do until their dealer gets back with the rock. so now u know and knowing's half the battle.

By Niecy, on February 13, 2008 20:05:45
i wish these *celebrities* were forced to read these types of comments about them. maybe their egos would deflate just a teeny tiny bit.

By anonymous, on February 13, 2008 20:08:59
Bitch, puhleeeeeezzzzzz!

By Baron Von Buttmunch, on February 13, 2008 21:17:53
whoa, fugly!

By Marc Anthony, on February 13, 2008 22:16:42
J-LO is having a baby? I didn't even know she was Preggie!! Who is the unlucky guy that had to do the chore of sticking it to her? Poor guy!!

By anonymous, on February 13, 2008 23:19:47
In the main pic she looks...drunk. And sort of like a Puerto Rican Ms. Piggy. I almost feel bad for her. But not quite.

By anonymous, on February 14, 2008 00:05:32
Isn't she suppose to do silent birth at a $ciento clinic?

By anonymous, on February 14, 2008 00:34:10
She'll probably bring home the baby vampire zombies in onesies made of foxes and minks that she murdered herself by smothering them with her enormous ass cheeks. Fur-Ho.

By anonymous, on February 14, 2008 01:09:26
If Dr Mengele were around, maybe he'd steal them to practice for the real experiments.

By anonymous, on February 14, 2008 02:47:07
Who would want to steal chihuahuas? That's what she's having right? A litter?

By anonymous, on February 14, 2008 04:58:33
I agree....she's become a real asshole.....Jenny from the "Block" needs to go back to the dam block.....and STAY THERE

By mesmart2, on February 14, 2008 05:57:12
why you hatin on jennifer... she is to be a mother for the first time, maybe she is nervous... she is human, or is that not allowed. just be happy for her. geezzzzz

By Laura , on February 14, 2008 06:48:18
i'll trade a taco platter for her demonic children

By anonymous, on February 14, 2008 07:21:08
i don't believe this story. i don't think she has the power to tell a whole hospital what to do. she's not a powerful celebrity anymore. her music career has taken a dive and she makes terrible movies. didn't her last movie go straight to dvd? so she's just a has been. i really don't know why the media gives her so much attention.

By anonymous, on February 14, 2008 08:03:42
why you hatin on jennifer... she is to be a mother for the first time, maybe she is nervous... she is human, or is that not allowed. just be happy for her. geezzzzz

By Laura , on February 14, 2008 06:48:18

I'm having a baby in March, and the hospital isn't doing anything above and beyond what they normally do to protect MY child. I will also be a first-time mother, and last time I checked, I'm also human. So I don't think any of those things have to do with this.
The reason why anyone is saying anything is because Jennifer and Marc are both pretentious, no-talent, high-paid idiots who think their children are better than everyone else's. Oh, and with all this "extra security" for the babies comes "extra attention" for the parents, who, by the way, could not go on living without it.

By anonymous, on February 14, 2008 08:04:21
Does anyone else think that she looks a bit like Katherine McPhee in that picture?

By anonymous, on February 14, 2008 08:11:40
I am Jennifer Lopez and I like tacos and burritos. - the real Ms. Lopez

By anonymous, on February 14, 2008 08:15:04
Laura, you're on the wrong fucking site - this is not the place to display your ignorance for all to see. STFU already.

By anonymous, on February 14, 2008 08:21:26
Wow, thanks Jennifer Lopez! Never before have "real people's babies" been protected from kidnapping at hospitals. Gee, I'm so glad you are here to enlighten these trained professionals on what needs to be done. Bitch. I hope her kids are as ugly as her weird husband.

By anonymous, on February 14, 2008 10:10:00
Now where did I leave my pudding?

By Buhbill Cahzby, on February 14, 2008 11:54:51
"Does anyone else think that she looks a bit like Katherine McPhee in that picture?"

God, no. She looks like the woman who cleans Katherine McPhee's dried vomit off of the bathroom tile every week.

By J-Bird, on February 14, 2008 12:57:17
Anybody ever see the movie Alive? I'd want J-Lo with me if I were ever starving after a plane crash.

By Laurie, on February 14, 2008 17:55:30
That dress is the definition of "tent." WHY??? Does she not have millions to dress herself? There are plenty of us who were looking a whole hell of a lot better with maternity clothes from Old Navy, seriously.

By anonymous, on February 14, 2008 18:46:54
Almost as annoying as the "Bennifer" days. Hey Jenny, can you give us a few shots from those days to get nostalgic about? This site wasn't around then for us to bash them. LOL

By anonymous, on February 14, 2008 19:06:43
do any of you know them personally? your ignorance must be bliss..... i am happy for them, free country people. I'll say what i please, just like the rest of you.

By Laura, on February 15, 2008 07:40:08
DAMN i was SO planning to steal those shitz and sell them on the market.

By Crazy, on February 15, 2008 07:42:28
and by the way Marc Anthony is a very talented salsa singer, get your facts right sweetie, he has won several grammys, sold out madison square garden , is an actor as well.... hate on haters.. i'm sure they care. wink

By Laura, on February 15, 2008 07:43:18
Oh, and I'm bashing her as much as anyone else, but I worked in a hospital for six years, and we had these drills all the time. They are mandated by The Joint Commission, so I doubt she had much to do with it. We had famous families having babies all the time and never did this just for them. But I have no doubt she'll at least try.

By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 07:48:07
WOW!!!!!! Nice tent...

By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 09:39:42
If Marc and Jenny want extra security for their babies, why don't they stay at home and have those babies behind closed doors in the privacy of their own home? Enter a public hospital and get what every other person deserves...medical treatment. It's a hospital not the Four Seasons Hotel. What makes your babies any more special that then woman giving birth in the room next to you? Every child is precious. Not just those with famous parents. Besides you're just gonna pass them off to the hired nurse and nanny. Not like you're gonna have to get up at all hours of the night to take care of them.

By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 12:19:46
My brother and I were in Vegas playing blackjack at the table next to her. He took one, ONE, pic with phone and she raged "STOP TAKING MY PICTURE!". What a bitch. And her mom's a$$ is fat too.

By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 13:21:10
What happened to her face? Her nose looks like Kathleen Turner's now. hhahahah

By anonymous, on February 16, 2008 05:21:12
just as they said - JLo needs to get over herself
her babies are no more important than anyone elses
-sorry JLo - you are just plain ordinary like the rest of us - face it

By anonymous, on February 17, 2008 19:09:02