There are so many funny things in this story. First of all, haha! You got knocked the fuck out! Second, that "rapper" is about 5 feet tall. Lastly, Taryn Manning? Blech, talk about getting hit with an ugly stick. In that first photo I can see her mustache!
I have never heard of any of them before this story. That the mams (wtf stupid name is that?) guy sucker punched the other guy has nothing to do with his height or the other way around. And no, I am not short. But, for reasons unknown to me, I would love to know what was the specific reason that the "rapper" hit the other guy.
OK, Jesse I know but only by Desperate Housewives association. Mams (????) I don't. At all.
Considering though that he is apparently from the UK, the name Mams could be referring to his mother. The Brits say Mum, the Irish say Mam. Like Brad Pitt in Snatch. Who's the caravan for?
His Mam.
So Mams could possibly mean his mother's son? Plausible. Especially since he appears to have a face only a mother could love. And he's short enough he looks like he should be hanging around Weight Watchers meetings shouting "Find your penis! 50p!".
Sucker punch? The only reason that's a sucker punch is because Metcalfe is a sucker. A sucker punch occurs when someone isn't looking or expecting a punch...
Metcalfe looks like the kinda guy that takes a lot of shots to the chin...you know what I'm sayin...
I don't get it. At first all three were talking to each very nicely, all friendly like (you can even hear Mams sayin to J "What's up bitch?" which is considered friendly among today's doucherati) Maybe Jesse just got on the guy's nerves after a while. Bet that happens a lot.
As for the supposed "sucker punch", you know what they say: all's fair in love and war.
"A sucker punch occurs when someone isn't looking or expecting a punch..."
Why would he expect a punch in that situation? One minute he's talking to some skank coke addict, and the next a 5' british guy is coming at him. He had no reason to expect the guy to punch him.
Taryn Manning is barely over 5 feet tall. I know her bio says 5'2", but she's shorter than that I promise. The guy who punched Jesse is the same height as Taryn when he stands next to her, so he's a midget. This is a midget fight.
Did anybody notice the helpful bodyguard holding Metcalfe's left arm as the limey midget swung at him? He could have brushed it off a little bit, but Captain Brutus of the Velveteen Rope Squad was kind enough to make sure he couldn't do a damned thing about it.
Damn. Jesse is soft. soon as he got knocked the fuck out he didnt even charge at him. it's like he was scared shitless.
and whoever just said Jesse should sue is a pussy. He would be suing a nobody and get like $600 in damages. The best option in this case would be to beat his ass.
Prettyboy, the bouncers were surrounding him, there's nothing he could have done. Also, stop trying to act ghetto. "Yo, he shoulda beat his ass, yo yo".
Prettyboy, there you go with that ghetto-ass mentality of yours. I guess you can take the BOY outta the ghetto, but not the ghetto outta the BOY. Fuckface, you sue because this guy is 1) allegedly worth millions; 2) He fucked up the face of a guy who makes a living with his looks. That means a huge settlement. If Jesse just hit him back, then HE'D be getting his ass sued for millions.
Ah ah, Jesse is said to be 1,77 m ('bout 5 ft 9,75 in) on celebheights.com, which is not much.
The other guy gotta be a genuine dwarf in comparison. I love the Adidas outdated looks, that's why is so angrrrrrrrrrrrrrry, hard to pick anything up with that brand of shoes.
Damn, a lot of Jesse Metcalfe supporters here. Here's the deal...Jesse is flirting with the girl in front of her guy...guy blows it off for a while and tries to stay cool. But then as he tries to pull her away Jesse grabs her shoulder. There was no sucker punch as Jesse should have been expecting to be hit after acting like that. And yes, he was scared or he would have charged after him. The body guards weren't in his way immediately. Buy hey, I would have been scared too if someone's punch knocked me that far back.
Taryn Manning confuses me; in some shoots she looks pretty decent, but in others I swear she looks like David Spade in drag. The pics here definitely follow the latter rule...
Not quite a "sucker" punch, since Metcalf had both of his hands free and in front of him, and he saw the punch coming from a mile away. Still, he was contending with two body guards who were half-heartedly trying to keep them a part, and the little British midget is a major punk-ass. I wouldn't have found him in a club later. I would have dialed my attorney with a smile on my face as the thug-wannabe walked away and had his ass charged with assault and battery, with civil charges pending. With clear video evidence showing the midget swung first, without provocation, a good attorney could make some pretty serious dough off of this.
That punch was for all the old viewers of PSSNS who had to deal with his shitty amateurish performances. Standing out as a wooden lump of shit on an acting challenged soap like PSSNS is no small feat.
It's about time this arrogant asshole got his face rearranged I've always had the urge to crack him in the face myself, but I don't chase celebs. I'm hoping this punch from the five foot nutin' hero becomes a trend, like, maybe Hayden Panitterie breaking Jesse's little plastic surgeried nose? Methinks a lot of idlyitw commentators might get off on that scenario.
Taryn Manning ALWAYLS plays the coke whore or "troubled teen" because she looks like she's 13. Where's the talent in playing something that you do in reality?
Metcalf got jobbed, those dumb doormen were holding his hands to "prevent the fight" as he got punched, then held him back after he got up! This gave him no time to crush the little Red m&m guy!
Metcalf got jobbed, those dumb doormen were holding his hands to "prevent the fight" as he got punched, then held him back after he got up! This gave him no time to crush the little Red m&m guy!
1. Jesse's a douche. For those of you who don't know (which is most of you based on the comments I read), let me fill you in. He's a nobody actor who thinks he's an A-list Brad Pitt-type because of a worthless one-season role on a nighttime soap. 2. That was in no way a sucker punch. You all sound like a bunch of nerds who have never been in a fight for thinking it is. Jesse had it coming and he saw it coming. 3. Watch the video again. He's a pussy. He clearly doesn't get up until he's sure that all three security men are standing between him and the rapper.
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Leave Your CommentThere are so many funny things in this story. First of all, haha! You got knocked the fuck out! Second, that "rapper" is about 5 feet tall. Lastly, Taryn Manning? Blech, talk about getting hit with an ugly stick. In that first photo I can see her mustache!
By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 10:48:19
She's the poor man's Christina Ricci.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 10:51:33
Ah, the sucker punch - typical short guy move.
I have no idea who anyone in this story is. I'm getting old, I suppose.
By J-Bird, on February 8, 2008 10:52:12
I have never heard of any of them before this story.
That the mams (wtf stupid name is that?) guy sucker punched the other guy has nothing to do with his height or the other way around. And no, I am not short.
But, for reasons unknown to me, I would love to know what was the specific reason that the "rapper" hit the other guy.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 10:57:41
Probably the first time a man hit Jesse...from the front.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 10:58:13
"Mams"??? No wonder he's always ready to fight, having grown up with Pam Anderson's pet name.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 11:00:12
I would fight to keep from having to take that fugliness home.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 11:11:29
This sucker punch is an act of a coward. The funny part is Metcalf sustained the blow, if I dare say, he was knocked down but not out.
By Val, on February 8, 2008 11:16:24
how is that girl famous? she is nasty..
By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 11:24:55
Apparently Jesse went back later that night to a club and jumped this guy from behind....what a pussy.
By Trax, on February 8, 2008 11:38:05
Meh
By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 11:41:50
If I were Jessie, I would sue the FUCK out of that midget retard. Seriously, what a fucking douche.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 11:45:38
OK, Jesse I know but only by Desperate Housewives association. Mams (????) I don't. At all.
Considering though that he is apparently from the UK, the name Mams could be referring to his mother. The Brits say Mum, the Irish say Mam. Like Brad Pitt in Snatch. Who's the caravan for?
His Mam.
So Mams could possibly mean his mother's son? Plausible. Especially since he appears to have a face only a mother could love. And he's short enough he looks like he should be hanging around Weight Watchers meetings shouting "Find your penis! 50p!".
By Vigilante, on February 8, 2008 11:56:52
Sucker punch? The only reason that's a sucker punch is because Metcalfe is a sucker. A sucker punch occurs when someone isn't looking or expecting a punch...
Metcalfe looks like the kinda guy that takes a lot of shots to the chin...you know what I'm sayin...
By Hot Rob, on February 8, 2008 11:57:57
Jesse gets up quickly because he's used to being fisted.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 12:10:25
Taryn Manning looks like something you'd hallucinate on a shitty acid trip.
By Tommy C, on February 8, 2008 12:12:38
Nice shoes, Mams Taylor. Tool.
Solid punch, tho. Good to see a pretty dude get punched.
By Jim, on February 8, 2008 12:15:53
I don't get it. At first all three were talking to each very nicely, all friendly like (you can even hear Mams sayin to J "What's up bitch?" which is considered friendly among today's doucherati) Maybe Jesse just got on the guy's nerves after a while. Bet that happens a lot.
As for the supposed "sucker punch", you know what they say: all's fair in love and war.
By Zeliquouat, on February 8, 2008 12:17:57
"A sucker punch occurs when someone isn't looking or expecting a punch..."
Why would he expect a punch in that situation? One minute he's talking to some skank coke addict, and the next a 5' british guy is coming at him. He had no reason to expect the guy to punch him.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 12:18:22
I thought Taryn was pretty hot in "Hustle flow" as a dirty dirty cum-slut whore. Anyone else?
By Rokr, on February 8, 2008 12:22:39
I heard they were fighting over who gets to take Taryn MANning home.
Mams: "You take her home."
Jesse: "No, you take her home."
Mams: "No, you take her!"
Jesse: "I'm not gay like you, so you take her!"
Mams: POW!
Jesse: "WTF? Yo! WTF? Yo! WTF? Yo! Yo! Yo!" etc.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 12:23:02
I can only imagine all of the "do you know who I am?"s.
Good times.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 12:32:29
10:57, you are in denial my friend. 5 7" is short.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 12:46:35
Taryn Manning is barely over 5 feet tall. I know her bio says 5'2", but she's shorter than that I promise. The guy who punched Jesse is the same height as Taryn when he stands next to her, so he's a midget. This is a midget fight.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 12:50:49
Did anybody notice the helpful bodyguard holding Metcalfe's left arm as the limey midget swung at him? He could have brushed it off a little bit, but Captain Brutus of the Velveteen Rope Squad was kind enough to make sure he couldn't do a damned thing about it.
By Lt. Hulkster, Ropesman 1st Class, on February 8, 2008 13:16:13
Damn. Jesse is soft. soon as he got knocked the fuck out he didnt even charge at him. it's like he was scared shitless.
and whoever just said Jesse should sue is a pussy. He would be suing a nobody and get like $600 in damages. The best option in this case would be to beat his ass.
By Prettyboy, on February 8, 2008 13:26:22
Prettyboy, spoken like a true brotha. Act first, think about the consequences later.
I'm down with that philosiphization!
By Blingy Washington, on February 8, 2008 13:41:54
Prettyboy, the bouncers were surrounding him, there's nothing he could have done. Also, stop trying to act ghetto. "Yo, he shoulda beat his ass, yo yo".
By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 13:43:25
Prettyboy, there you go with that ghetto-ass mentality of yours. I guess you can take the BOY outta the ghetto, but not the ghetto outta the BOY. Fuckface, you sue because this guy is 1) allegedly worth millions; 2) He fucked up the face of a guy who makes a living with his looks. That means a huge settlement. If Jesse just hit him back, then HE'D be getting his ass sued for millions.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 13:45:28
Ah ah, Jesse is said to be 1,77 m ('bout 5 ft 9,75 in) on celebheights.com, which is not much.
The other guy gotta be a genuine dwarf in comparison. I love the Adidas outdated looks, that's why is so angrrrrrrrrrrrrrry, hard to pick anything up with that brand of shoes.
By Val, on February 8, 2008 13:53:33
So who is the coke whore in the 70's swimsuit?
By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 14:03:23
Hey, i'm 5'8" and i've never considered myself a semi-midget before this thread, but now? ...ummm
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By Spam my nuts, you ass, on February 8, 2008 15:13:18
who's jesse metcalf? taryn manning? and mams?
what a non story. 3 nobodys
By me, on February 8, 2008 15:46:21
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By Vigilante, on February 8, 2008 16:07:29
Damn, a lot of Jesse Metcalfe supporters here. Here's the deal...Jesse is flirting with the girl in front of her guy...guy blows it off for a while and tries to stay cool. But then as he tries to pull her away Jesse grabs her shoulder. There was no sucker punch as Jesse should have been expecting to be hit after acting like that. And yes, he was scared or he would have charged after him. The body guards weren't in his way immediately. Buy hey, I would have been scared too if someone's punch knocked me that far back.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 17:04:36
17:04 Damn, were you there or something? Is your name Mams?
By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 18:30:04
Are we actually supposed to know who Jesse Metcalf is?
By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 18:31:52
"Buy hey, I would have been scared too if someone's punch knocked me that far back"
That's because you're a worthless pussy. Sac up for once in your life, stop acting like a bitch.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 18:33:43
Taryn Manning confuses me; in some shoots she looks pretty decent, but in others I swear she looks like David Spade in drag. The pics here definitely follow the latter rule...
By Mr. Peabody, on February 8, 2008 22:13:57
Not quite a "sucker" punch, since Metcalf had both of his hands free and in front of him, and he saw the punch coming from a mile away. Still, he was contending with two body guards who were half-heartedly trying to keep them a part, and the little British midget is a major punk-ass. I wouldn't have found him in a club later. I would have dialed my attorney with a smile on my face as the thug-wannabe walked away and had his ass charged with assault and battery, with civil charges pending. With clear video evidence showing the midget swung first, without provocation, a good attorney could make some pretty serious dough off of this.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 22:43:56
That punch was for all the old viewers of PSSNS who had to deal with his shitty amateurish performances. Standing out as a wooden lump of shit on an acting challenged soap like PSSNS is no small feat.
By helen, on February 9, 2008 09:05:57
"Sac up for once in your life, stop acting like a bitch"
LMAO - typical internet tough guy.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2008 11:11:46
taryn manning looks like a crack-ho, and I like that .... alot
By anonymous, on February 9, 2008 12:22:35
taryn manning looks like a crack-ho, and I like that .... alot
By anonymous, on February 9, 2008 12:22:36
Brilliant legal advice by Prettyboy, there. Aren't you supposed to be in law school? Another internet lie exposed...
BTW, your post pretty much sums up the mentality that makes black men 10x more likely to do prison time.
By anonymous, on February 9, 2008 13:53:54
It's about time this arrogant asshole got his face rearranged I've always had the urge to crack him in the face myself, but I don't chase celebs. I'm hoping this punch from the five foot nutin' hero becomes a trend, like, maybe Hayden Panitterie breaking Jesse's little plastic surgeried nose? Methinks a lot of idlyitw commentators might get off on that scenario.
By Diggity Dog comma Hot, on February 10, 2008 00:07:22
Taryn Manning ALWAYLS plays the coke whore or "troubled teen" because she looks like she's 13. Where's the talent in playing something that you do in reality?
By anonymous, on February 11, 2008 06:18:35
Metcalf got jobbed, those dumb doormen were holding his hands to "prevent the fight" as he got punched, then held him back after he got up! This gave him no time to crush the little Red m&m guy!
No tip for those Rent-A-Cops!
By Ben Franklin, on February 11, 2008 19:31:55
Metcalf got jobbed, those dumb doormen were holding his hands to "prevent the fight" as he got punched, then held him back after he got up! This gave him no time to crush the little Red m&m guy!
No tip for those Rent-A-Cops!
By Ben Franklin, on February 11, 2008 19:33:57
1. Jesse's a douche. For those of you who don't know (which is most of you based on the comments I read), let me fill you in. He's a nobody actor who thinks he's an A-list Brad Pitt-type because of a worthless one-season role on a nighttime soap. 2. That was in no way a sucker punch. You all sound like a bunch of nerds who have never been in a fight for thinking it is. Jesse had it coming and he saw it coming. 3. Watch the video again. He's a pussy. He clearly doesn't get up until he's sure that all three security men are standing between him and the rapper.
By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 00:11:10
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