26 Comments:

• I don't know how much weight you can lose from an exercise video where the "star" can only count to 3.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 14:26:16

• I don't know why she's doing a fitness vid. She looks like a man with breasts and she's only 5 ft. 1 in. tall. I wouldn't want to look like her.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 14:44:46

• I would like to think that the starting quarterback of a billion dollar sports franchise can do a lot better than this skank.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 15:17:41

• I agree Romo could do a lot better, A LOT better.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 15:45:49

• That picture of her looks amusingly gaunt. Nice choice.

  By oakling, on February 19, 2008 16:03:24

• That is one pretty picture of my baby. My Jessica..oh Jessica..

  By Papa joe Simpson, on February 19, 2008 16:44:04

• Her existence represents a "lull" in human evolution.

  By Bull, on February 19, 2008 16:56:18

• Fuck this stupid fucking ugly fucking retarded fucking talentless fucking worthless fucking fucking skank. Fuck.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 17:59:16

• heshe is one ugly dude

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 18:24:58

• I hate fat people too! Ugh, they suck. Put the fork DOWN, fatties! LOL, we should send all fat fucks to work camps, and make them do hard labor til they lose the lard. THAT would fix the obesity problem in America! But yeah, SMOKING is the problem...not fat greedy slobs with no self-control. Funny how that works. I have ZERO sympathy for fat slobs, STFU and DIAF already. And I'm no fan of Jessica. Like an exercise video is going to FINALLY be the thing to get these land whales to stop shoveling crap into their pie holes? LOL!!!!!!! Riiiiiiight. This is stupid.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 18:45:34

• Just to add some clarity. It’s obvious "Papa Joe" got the master all sticky and was embarrassed to return it. Blockbuster wouldn't take my Kathy Ireland tape back for similar reasons. I guess when the case won't open, they figure it out. They are trained professionals, right?

  By humpinfrog, on February 19, 2008 20:05:09

• Oh Jessica, you are a talentless tramp, a sore on the backside of popular culture.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 20:58:22

• I think it's hilarious that dumbass Jessica thinks that she can get their money, then refuse to allow them to sell the tape to at least recoup their investment. What an arrogant bitch! I hope they nail her dim witted, stupid, ugly, horseteeth dumbass to the wall. Hope she goes broke over this!

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 22:06:04

• We hate ugly no talent blonds that can't act. Try porn, you got the fake tits already. At least it's a start. Maybe papa Joe can pimp her out.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 06:27:29

• "Just to add some clarity. It’s obvious "Papa Joe" got the master all sticky and was embarrassed to return it. Blockbuster wouldn't take my Kathy Ireland tape back for similar reasons. I guess when the case won't open, they figure it out. They are trained professionals, right?"
  ROFLMAO!!! Humpinfrog, that was Perfect!

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 10:28:13

• wow. if anything of hers was gonna sell i would think it would be an exersize tape of her bouncing around the screen for about an hour. what a dumbass.

  By Niecy, on February 20, 2008 10:30:50

• 'Jessica Simpson hates fat people.'
  
  Well, everyone I've ever asked hates Jessica Simpson so I guess things even out.

  By poops, on February 20, 2008 10:31:22

• how could she hate fat people when she was big early last year. remember all those magazine covers with the before and after shots showing her losing over 30 pounds. Regardless, I doubt people would buy things from her anymore. People really hate her now.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 10:39:30

• The Speedfit owner said that this not being released is hurting "millions of fat people"? Dude. They're actually doing everyone a favor.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 10:41:37

• I am really confused with this thunder cunt. So she won't do a workout video that would gain her more revenue than ANY movie she has ever starred in. But I guess having Blonde Ambition going straight to DVD was a much better idea (it briefly appeared in theaters only in Texas and even her home state wouldn't go see it). Maybe Jessica should find an agent who isn't as dumb as she is. I guess the term "fuck your brains out" is true in this situation. Great job Jessica you're even stupider than I thought...THUMBS UP HO BAG!

  By I hate Hippies, on February 20, 2008 11:23:11

• Would still love to motorboat that shit.

  By J-Bird, on February 20, 2008 12:14:47

• There's rumors from sources that Messica is getting married to Mr. Romo. Messica is a stubborn ass fart that refuses to conform to the traditional hollywood culture, she wants to do things her way. Trust me she knows America hates her ass, so now she's about to become Ms. Romo, well congrats, Messica. She's a weird retard that is hell bent on being a self centered prude. She's the coldest, most frigid celeb on this planet! Once Tony marry this idiot we'll definitely be done with this annoying retard once and for all.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 13:22:51

• Who says no to 10million dollars for a fucking workout video?
  Give me 10 million dollars and I will shove a monkey up my ass while listening to U2.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 18:38:25

• I guess it takes one to know one.
  
  I guess she doesn't want all those girls who own her fat girl jeans to go and get all skinny on her.

  By bv, on February 21, 2008 09:49:39

• Does this idiot ever have an intellegent look on her face ?

  By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 13:31:05

• I'm fat, and I would be hurt if she DID release a workout video.

  By scamps, on February 22, 2008 16:23:23