I think it should be called the Mayercraft Carrier, but what do I know.
Borat wasn't even the first guy to wear that "bathing suit". I have an email forward from 3 years ago with some black dude in Miami wearing one. It's pure hottness!!!
What does he own? He probably owns real estate and at least one automobile, due to his wealth. I'm just not sure what object of ownership you're referring to here.
He only did it so that the girls can see he's got a set of balls and it might possibly get him laid. I have a question though, is this a woman's bathing suit or is it actually made for men? I mean it looks like if you actually have a penis it'd pop out in no time.
My green banana hammocked weiner has a first name, it's J-O-H-N My green banana hammocked weiner has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R Oh, I love to stroke it every day, and if you ask me why, I'll say, "Cause Johnny Mayer has a way with being oh so very gay."
"Mr. Mayer, what you've just put on is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. At no point on your ridiculous, vagina-revealing outfit were you even close to looking anything like what could be considered a real man. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having seen you. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
I love his sense of humor.....I hope that's what this was all about. Otherwise, he's lamenting our brief, but passionate affair at the Roadway Inn off 95 in Savannah.
13:42 - I agree. I think this dude's a major tool, but I just can't stop looking. Eyes... drawn... to bulge. Can't... resist urge... to keep looking... ARRRGHHHH!
me and my girl were just surfing the web and saw this first.. this is definitely aint right.. the one who made this suit really must be a psycho pervert
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By Jennsgonnapuke, on February 6, 2008 09:46:03
Dammit. Why did I open this link today? Nobody wants to see a picture like that.
By Big L, on February 6, 2008 09:46:36
Even on a sweet piece like John Mayer, that outfit is stomach-turning. Blech. Guaranteed seasickness.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 09:47:29
Why?!?
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 10:00:11
Is he a flamer?
By voracious, on February 6, 2008 10:07:14
I think it should be called the Mayercraft Carrier, but what do I know.
Borat wasn't even the first guy to wear that "bathing suit". I have an email forward from 3 years ago with some black dude in Miami wearing one. It's pure hottness!!!
By bv, on February 6, 2008 10:11:00
he has a nice perky ass
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 10:21:34
I am glad I wasn't eating lunch when I opened this one - YUCK!!!!!!!
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 10:22:43
If you look closely, no one on the cruise even dares to look directly at him in that ridiculous thing.
By joejoe, on February 6, 2008 10:28:39
Ewww!!!
By Abigail Berlin Alexis, on February 6, 2008 10:33:13
John Mayer officially owns
By lala, on February 6, 2008 10:35:23
Is that from the Richard Simmons collection?
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 10:45:34
he is hot. why, I don't know...
By MMB, on February 6, 2008 10:45:39
FREE WILLY!!!
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 10:55:49
someone needs to inform john about the bikini wax...
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 11:05:48
This is what happens after you date Jessica Simpson.
By TrayC, on February 6, 2008 11:09:18
That was seriously disturbing.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 11:23:34
"John Mayer officially owns"
What does he own? He probably owns real estate and at least one automobile, due to his wealth. I'm just not sure what object of ownership you're referring to here.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 11:50:24
Hey...
winner.
By Duderick, on February 6, 2008 12:12:06
i can't stand that fag
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 12:13:50
He only did it so that the girls can see he's got a set of balls and it might possibly get him laid. I have a question though, is this a woman's bathing suit or is it actually made for men? I mean it looks like if you actually have a penis it'd pop out in no time.
By justin, on February 6, 2008 12:37:45
that manwhore needs some manscaping, asap!
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 12:57:09
I don't care what he is wearing, It leaves nothing to theimagination, and I'm loving it.
By T, on February 6, 2008 13:01:59
John Gayer
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 13:26:14
that's more of John Mayer than I ever wanted to see, and yet...surprisingly hot. Huh.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 13:42:01
T, I bet your daddy is proud of you.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 13:57:25
Umm, that's actually pretty funny. Silly is good =)
By Ace, on February 6, 2008 14:20:23
My green banana hammocked weiner has a first name, it's J-O-H-N
My green banana hammocked weiner has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R
Oh, I love to stroke it every day, and if you ask me why, I'll say,
"Cause Johnny Mayer has a way with being oh so very gay."
By Stan Renaldi, on February 6, 2008 15:09:40
hes awful hairy down there
By rammit, on February 6, 2008 15:13:21
Haha. Respect. That is hilarious and Mayer def has a sense of humor. More manly than Romo too. Although not as manly as Jessica...
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 15:37:56
manscaping...seriously. but i guess some chicks dig the hairy forest
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 16:10:13
Hard to believe there are still women around who go for the caveman look.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 16:34:28
I lived and worked on that ship (Carnival Victory) for a total of 11 months. I'm kinda glad I wasn't there.....!
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 16:35:01
Nice body but that suit is gay.
By islandgirl, on February 6, 2008 17:09:22
Just looking at his crotch in that outfit makes MY testicles hurt. My bad.
By Jessica Simpson, on February 6, 2008 17:54:38
God. It's the new Bore-at.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 18:26:45
That's just fucked up and wrong.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 18:53:49
"Mr. Mayer, what you've just put on is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever seen. At no point on your ridiculous, vagina-revealing outfit were you even close to looking anything like what could be considered a real man. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having seen you. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 20:23:48
He needs to just post for Playgirl and get it over with. hehehehehe
By TrayC, on February 6, 2008 20:41:54
He needs to just pose for Playgirl and get it over with. hehehehehe
By TrayC, on February 6, 2008 20:42:06
I love his sense of humor.....I hope that's what this was all about. Otherwise, he's lamenting our brief, but passionate affair at the Roadway Inn off 95 in Savannah.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 21:19:17
That's not John Mayer, it's Alessandra Ambrosio without her makeup.
By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 21:33:34
Great. I'll never, ever unsee that.
By Julie, on February 6, 2008 21:37:12
13:42 - I agree. I think this dude's a major tool, but I just can't stop looking. Eyes... drawn... to bulge. Can't... resist urge... to keep looking... ARRRGHHHH!
By spanky, on February 6, 2008 22:19:21
~I wish I was a John Mayer weiner~
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 06:13:08
me and my girl were just surfing the web and saw this first.. this is definitely aint right.. the one who made this suit really must be a psycho pervert
By sam bagao, on February 7, 2008 14:30:39
ALRIGHT STAN R, :-) too damn funny. I can't believe I actually sang the song as I read your very clever post. LOL!!
By LMAO, on February 7, 2008 18:28:20
Only a flaming homosexual would dress like that.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 07:25:49
11:50 you see the picture don't you? what do YOU think he owns hmm? Good job putting some revealing are typical
By lala, on February 8, 2008 10:17:12
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