Kate Beckinsale's Vagina is a Tomb

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  1. Pharoh's Tomb? Is that what your daddy called it?

    By poops, on February 28, 2008 12:15:27

  2. That's a weird way to put it.

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 12:16:20

  3. So it's old and dried up and filled with dangerous bacteria? How gross.

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 12:17:14

  4. So, you have to wrap your penis in bandages??

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 12:21:40

  5. Wait, her best feature isn't her stretch marks?

    http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/images/kate_ugly_boobs.jpg

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 12:23:18

  6. So it's been looted by thieves and all the good stuff was stolen?

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 12:25:11

  7. She parades around think her vag doesn't stink... so typical!

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 12:27:36

  8. So, it's filled with mummified pharaohs?

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 12:31:52

  9. So, it's constantly raided by Arabs?

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 12:32:24

  10. What does she mean, She cant walk it down the Red Carpet???

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 12:32:49

  11. You have to wear a surgical mask and gloves while you're in there?

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 12:33:33

  12. So, are her boobs the Great Pyramids?

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 12:33:34

  13. So, she really does have sand in her vagina?

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 12:34:33

  14. So, those scarab bugs are really giant pubic lice?

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 12:36:09

  15. So it's a giant grave?

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 12:37:09

  16. If she doesn't want to talk about it, then why does she bring it up ?

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 12:37:49

  17. So, it's time to play "Tomb Raider"? I think she wants Angelina Jolie inside of her...

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 12:40:48

  18. when will these dumb bitches learn
    actresses are meant to be seen and not heard
    that means you..beckensale..alba..lohan..barton..johannsen.
    fuck the list goes on and on
    feel free to add you own

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 12:53:39

  19. Smoking hot.

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 12:58:19

  20. Yeah, she's a piece of ass. If her twat is a tomb, then please bury me there.

    By J-Bird, on February 28, 2008 13:05:45

  21. It's where penises go to die.

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 13:13:07

  22. ok,
    they are meant to be seen not heard, but of course someone is going to say..but they are actresses..so let me say this..when they are not acting, and they can talk in the privacy of their own home, or the car or very quietly when the are amongst friends and family etc.. but not in public, and not to the press. same goes for models too by the way. women in general to narrow it down.

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 13:15:26

  23. Aw, were we not paying enough attention to you, Kate? Are you jealous of the poptarts' overexposed vaginas, but too chicken (or "classy") to expose your own? You poor thing! It must be so hard to maintain relevance when all you've got is breathtaking beauty and enough money to buy off God.

    By Over it, on February 28, 2008 13:20:16

  24. I'm a far better person knowing that her vagina is a pharoah's tomb. So is this one cursed too?

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 13:27:33

  25. 13:20:16,

    I agree with you there. Sounds like she has the need to tell everyone how gorgeous her pussy is, but doesn't have the pussy lips to prove it. Someone needs to tell her to put up or shut up. Nothing wrong with being proud of a good looking vadge. Lord knows, there are some God-awful ugly ones out there.

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 13:37:35

  26. I'll bet it is spectacular.

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 13:39:21

  27. So, does it change into better form like Mumm-Ra?

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 13:51:36

  28. So, is it great enough to rule Egypt and still be found a thousand years later?

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 13:56:19

  29. So, does it rot when exposed?

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 14:01:36

  30. I would bust into that tomb and plunder the living shit out of it. No doubt.

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 14:02:54

  31. oh blah blah blah....show that clam

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 14:29:06

  32. Shh, don't talk Kate, please don't talk.

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 14:51:12

  33. So, it's cursed and you'll die a slow painful death if you go inside it?

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 14:51:24

  34. I'm sorry but that's just too damn cool for a lady to say. My pussy is better then yours. THATS HOTT!

    By Nathiest, on February 28, 2008 15:00:00

  35. Not she said she has only been with three guy's and yet people have said it's real nice. Kate is bisexual and that's hot.

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 15:01:26

  36. HOLD IT.

    Whaddaya mean a new star? You mean a co-star, right?

    RIGHT?

    By Vigilante, on February 28, 2008 15:31:49

  37. aaaaaaahhhhhhhh fuck her vagina is a wet hole with lots of spider webs and other bugs crawling around and steal air??

    By WTF DID SHE SAID, on February 28, 2008 15:50:30

  38. Then I guess I am going exploring!

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 16:43:40

  39. Ah, it's the old leave your boyfriend/husband for the connected, talentless director syndrome. See under: Kate Winslet.

    That's not being a slut, just a backstabbing traitor. Sluts rank much higher.

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 17:11:45

  40. who talks like that?

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 19:29:48

  41. These comments are hilarious. Almost better than the photos. Almost.

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 20:20:05

  42. I'd pull my brains out my nose to bang that yummy mummy.

    By JAC, on February 28, 2008 21:06:53

  43. I'd fuck her pharoah's tomb 24/7/365, doggy, missionary, whirlybird, whatever.

    By anonymous, on February 28, 2008 23:36:45

  44. Ok, I'm offering myself, make way to Syriana Jones!

    By anonymous, on February 29, 2008 02:20:41

  45. So, does it smell like someone who died before the dinosaurs?

    By anonymous, on February 29, 2008 02:22:33

  46. Well, call me King Tutancummin.

    By anonymous, on February 29, 2008 06:12:56

  47. I thought her pussy was ON FIRE!!! now it's a tomb!!!??? she's confusing!

    By anonymous, on February 29, 2008 06:20:45

  48. she never said her vagina was her best asset. she said it was too private. maybe she has a perfectly cute, clean, pink baloon knot. ever think about that? I hope I am right.

    By anonymous, on February 29, 2008 10:36:25

  49. if kate beckinsale's vagina is a tomb, and she tries to bury me to deep. my head'll poke out the other end.

    By Herman B, on February 29, 2008 11:45:11

  50. about as perfect a woman as you'll find

    By jt, on February 29, 2008 16:14:42

  51. REMEMBERING HER LOVE SCENE WITH JOSH HARTNETT IN PEARL HARBOR...HOW MUCH SHE HAS CHANGED..DOING THOSE VAMPIRE MOVIES WITH LEN WISEMAN..AND NOW SHE
    IS VERY LIBERAL IN THE WAY SHE TALKS

    By LARRY S, on March 2, 2008 14:36:52

  52. I´ve got a stiffed mummy for her to bury in there!

    By Josh, on March 2, 2008 16:52:26

  53. Why do people become brain dead when they become celebs?

    By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 12:44:10

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