thanks i have balls and sausage ...would you like a taste?
this english skank/trash/whore has large saggy stretchmarked milk dispensers, what the hell is nice about that? then again what is nice about some large flabby fat ass - i dont get that either (psychologically i would suppose its some sort of childhood fantasy to humping your mother/grandmother, but thats your problem).
She looks like crap... like an old rocker chick from the 80's! Wonder what she'll look like 5 years from now. What a difference air brushing makes... plain English chick indeed. Lucy Pinder is hotter and probably better in the sack cause Keeley was a BORE! Plus... what a lame promotion- she'd do anything for money! CHEAP
I'm starting to think that in England big tits and a pretty face are mutually exclusive. What's sad is that she's probably the prettiest one of all their "models".
HO HUM. Big tits do NOT make up for an average body and baggy eyes. What are you going to do with her? Put a bag over her head and keep her pants on while you fondle her tits? Boring, lots of other hotter chicks out there.
Average body? You really think her body is average (i.e., you believe that roughly 50% of the world's female population has a better body than her)? Do you honestly believe that?
Talk about average... wow boobies... are all the guys in favor of her like 15? get real... average body... no ass, i say man but even and her face looks as if she got punced and without her usual photoshop job she looks like shit and even with photoshop... i always thought she was overrated.
So... you think she is hotter than 50% of the population? guess you have never been to a beach in southern california where girls have head to toe sexy bods meaning boobs and ass... who wants to chick with just boobs? they will sag soon anyway. this girl is average... all people are focusing on is the fact that she has boobs... and not to mention oddly wide shoulders for her frame and did i mention i like a woman wit a sexy ass and most UK ladies just don't have an ass. And i agree... her face without airbrushing or photoshop is HARSH... she looks so old and isn't she like 20? creepy and boring and YAWN. there are so many sexier women on the net.
i like how she keeps trying to look sexy- i saw her sex tape and she wouldn't know sexy if it bit her on her flat man but! what a joke, aint her 15 minutes up yet? get your flat ass outta here!
(11:25 you're a fucking idiot. and "sammie" and "greg" your both gay and your both the same person. Loser. By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 17:05:26)
You sound like the loser and i guess if sammie or greg or whomever don't agree with you it makes them gay? grow up... not every guy thinks this chick is hot... when you actually grpw up you'll realize she is no big deal. england is a small country but please, we know there are much sexier women there who also take their clothes off for a living since they have nothing else to offer. she's a 6 on her best day.
50% of the women in the world (or in America, or in any American municipality) are not more attractive than this woman. Some clown above referenced a California beach as quantitative proof that this woman is average, but a beach (with bikini clad women) isn't an appropriate sample for representing an entire population.
A more analogous sample would be a supermarket, or perhaps a gas station. Somewhere that one would expect to find women of all stripes, not just those who frequent beaches.
Next time you are in a supermarket, try (as objectively as you can) to rate the female patrons on looks alone, in comparison to this British chick. I guarantee that half of those women will not be more attractive.
38 Comments:
Leave Your CommentNice boobs. She looks like she has cigarette breath, though.
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 12:28:54
Staring at this juxtoposition of hot chick/ bizarre statues for too long will make your brain and/or penis explode.
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 12:58:02
You can see the goosebumps all over her body. That girl is freezing cold right now.
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 13:00:18
Are we sure these pics aren't from the next Kim Kardashian sex tape?
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 13:04:04
Now that's a body I could sink my teeth into. The face, not so much.
By Draculae, on February 7, 2008 13:19:57
"goosebumps all over her body"?
I only see two.
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 13:35:28
ugly whore with plastic tits
every dumbass dickhead's dream
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 13:37:45
13:37 those tits are real. 100 percent.
Nice big titties too.
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 14:20:13
Keeley's lookin' a tit bit nipply
By Tony, on February 7, 2008 15:26:11
Without the airbrushing (like in all the magazines she's in) she looks rather skanky - face especially.
I can breathe a sigh of relief now
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 15:47:51
i liked her sex tape .....kinda
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 16:35:30
13:37's boyfriend dumped her for a hot chick with gorgeous tits.
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 16:41:26
Why is it always the creepy guys that get the babes?
By just-this-guy, on February 7, 2008 16:42:09
13:37 your jealousy is quite apparent.
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 18:49:03
Those statues are gonna give me nightmares tonight.
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 20:21:47
thanks i have balls and sausage ...would you like a taste?
this english skank/trash/whore has large saggy stretchmarked milk dispensers, what the hell is nice about that? then again what is nice about some large flabby fat ass - i dont get that either (psychologically i would suppose its some sort of childhood fantasy to humping your mother/grandmother, but thats your problem).
By 13:37, on February 7, 2008 20:44:48
are those really real? i mean that top has no support and yet they are touching. real boobs don't tend to have that kind of staying power.
By sgnmldgFDSc, on February 7, 2008 20:55:25
meh
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 20:55:46
She looks like crap... like an old rocker chick from the 80's! Wonder what she'll look like 5 years from now. What a difference air brushing makes... plain English chick indeed. Lucy Pinder is hotter and probably better in the sack cause Keeley was a BORE! Plus... what a lame promotion- she'd do anything for money! CHEAP
By dean, on February 7, 2008 21:10:27
last time i saw a face like that, i was at the zoo! yikes - cheap looking too.
By sammie, on February 7, 2008 21:51:33
who is this chick? and yikers... she's not a real model is she? ouch... quick, photoshop!!! i guess anyone can model in the UK! lol
By greg, on February 7, 2008 21:53:41
I'm starting to think that in England big tits and a pretty face are mutually exclusive. What's sad is that she's probably the prettiest one of all their "models".
By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 23:42:30
Do guys really like a body like that with no ass and an ugly face? :(
By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 02:39:38
fugly and butter faced!
By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 06:28:27
She used to be beautiful, like recently...like a year or 2 ago. What happened to her GRILL? Meth much?
By voracious, on February 8, 2008 07:56:53
HO HUM. Big tits do NOT make up for an average body and baggy eyes. What are you going to do with her? Put a bag over her head and keep her pants on while you fondle her tits? Boring, lots of other hotter chicks out there.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 08:42:59
i've heard of 'bong eyed' but didn't know there was such a thing as 'bong faced'
By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 08:56:43
"Big tits do NOT make up for an average body"
Average body? You really think her body is average (i.e., you believe that roughly 50% of the world's female population has a better body than her)? Do you honestly believe that?
By J-Bird, on February 8, 2008 10:11:08
She used to be beautiful, like recently...like a year or 2 ago. What happened to her GRILL? Meth much?
By voracious, on February 8, 2008 10:29:35
50% of the entire world? Yes.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 11:25:09
13:37 sweetheart there is are no balls and sausage anywhere on you so shut the fuck up. you're a fat jealous chick or a gay guy. END OF STORY.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 17:02:19
11:25 you're a fucking idiot. and "sammie" and "greg" your both gay and your both the same person. Loser.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 17:05:26
you people are retarded
By god, on February 9, 2008 06:10:48
Talk about average... wow boobies... are all the guys in favor of her like 15? get real... average body... no ass, i say man but even and her face looks as if she got punced and without her usual photoshop job she looks like shit and even with photoshop... i always thought she was overrated.
By Steve the man!, on February 10, 2008 22:13:33
So... you think she is hotter than 50% of the population? guess you have never been to a beach in southern california where girls have head to toe sexy bods meaning boobs and ass... who wants to chick with just boobs? they will sag soon anyway. this girl is average... all people are focusing on is the fact that she has boobs... and not to mention oddly wide shoulders for her frame and did i mention i like a woman wit a sexy ass and most UK ladies just don't have an ass. And i agree... her face without airbrushing or photoshop is HARSH... she looks so old and isn't she like 20? creepy and boring and YAWN. there are so many sexier women on the net.
By Simon, on February 10, 2008 22:21:21
i like how she keeps trying to look sexy- i saw her sex tape and she wouldn't know sexy if it bit her on her flat man but! what a joke, aint her 15 minutes up yet? get your flat ass outta here!
By fat english bloke, on February 10, 2008 22:26:08
(11:25 you're a fucking idiot. and "sammie" and "greg" your both gay and your both the same person. Loser.
By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 17:05:26)
You sound like the loser and i guess if sammie or greg or whomever don't agree with you it makes them gay? grow up... not every guy thinks this chick is hot... when you actually grpw up you'll realize she is no big deal. england is a small country but please, we know there are much sexier women there who also take their clothes off for a living since they have nothing else to offer. she's a 6 on her best day.
By superman, on February 10, 2008 22:52:02
Okay, here's a quick sociology lesson.
50% of the women in the world (or in America, or in any American municipality) are not more attractive than this woman. Some clown above referenced a California beach as quantitative proof that this woman is average, but a beach (with bikini clad women) isn't an appropriate sample for representing an entire population.
A more analogous sample would be a supermarket, or perhaps a gas station. Somewhere that one would expect to find women of all stripes, not just those who frequent beaches.
Next time you are in a supermarket, try (as objectively as you can) to rate the female patrons on looks alone, in comparison to this British chick. I guarantee that half of those women will not be more attractive.
By J-Bird, on February 11, 2008 09:22:08
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