Kirsten Dunst is in Rehab

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  1. Yoga and OxyContin go good together. Like Ebony and Ivory. Frick and Frack. Spick and Span. Amos and Andy. Yin and Yang. Arm and Hammer. Pork and Beans.

    By She-nonymous, on February 7, 2008 09:42:42

  2. If I looked like Kirsten Dunst and was as successful as she has been with no apparent acting talent, I would be the happiest most well-adjusted person in the world! I would be thanking my lucky stars - and not in rehab. WTF!

    By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 10:13:42

  3. rehab is the new black.

    By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 10:19:00

  4. I thought Arab was the new black?

    By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 10:42:03

  5. They're right. Smoking DOES make your glamorous.

    I hope Tobey got a big bonus for having to kiss that.

    By jt, on February 7, 2008 10:48:27

  6. She'll get clean and sober, and then cut her teeth on some juicy new roles.-

    By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 10:57:00

  7. 10:57, hee hee hee

    By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 11:06:18

  8. Hopefully she pulls a Heath Ledger.

    By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 11:10:11

  9. "She'll get clean and sober, and then cut her teeth on some juicy new roles."

    More like cut some juicy new roles with her fangs.

    By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 11:34:14

  10. Yes, that's the joke. Thank you.

    By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 11:44:05

  11. OMG. Kirsten is news? I suddenly have the urge to be one of those readers who posts, "Who Cares?" :oP

    By TrayC, on February 7, 2008 12:14:06

  12. Maybe she's depressed because she finally discovered the internet, and gossip blogs.

    By Flee-ker, on February 7, 2008 13:23:54

  13. Most of the time, when a stupid dumbass like pearASS or SLUTney or BLOWhan does something idiotic like this, I'm "throw her stupid ass out onto the freeway at rush hour". Not now. For the 1st time, I hope she gets well. She's not my favorite actress, but she's actually talented, and I hope that doesn't get lost. Get well, kid. Then, stop being a diva & being abusive to people (like you have been recently); leave that to the dumbasses like SLUTney or BLOWhan...

    By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 13:52:24

  14. I blame it on her emotionally retarded need to be a cool rock chick ever since she hooked up with that boring Johnny Borrell guy. She such a ignorant child. It's sad, really. Imagine how different these stupid girls (Spears, Lohan, Drunkst, etc) would be if they had gone to college or been raised to even once in a while think of someone other than themselves.

    By pfft, on February 7, 2008 14:20:25

  15. She's a skank; always has been, always will be. On top of which she's fugly - unfortunately for her, rehab can't change skank or fugly.

    By pkwykid, on February 7, 2008 14:24:09

  16. i hope shes rehabbing her ugly face and droopy boobs

    By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 16:32:39

  17. She's a skank; always has been, always will be. On top of which she's fugly - unfortunately for her, rehab can't change skank or fugly.

    By pkwykid, on February 7, 2008 14:24:09
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    She cleans up pretty good, and I'd do her doggy style all night long...

    By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 19:01:49

  18. You can't fix stupid.

    By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 21:04:24

  19. All the stars are on diet Adderall and drink their booze, take sleeping pills, plus they do their other party/emo drugs, starve and are very strung out.. Party party, because we look so good and are so famous, ya'll. It's so funny.

    By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 07:40:55

  20. This creepy ugly fuckling soooo wants to be part of the glamorous Hollywood crowd and is so desperate to be talked about for the wrong reasons that's lost the plot. Won't be missed one bit however.

    By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 08:24:57

  21. She's the fugliest and most transparent creature in hollywood. The good news is that if she made it with her "acting skills", we can all be superstars! Yawn... She bores me into unconsciousness ...

    By Lila, on February 8, 2008 08:33:37

  22. Looks like she's finally landed the role she was born to play, the Grim reaper.

    By That guy who wonders what the Hell happened to Mary Jane, on February 8, 2008 08:35:45

  23. Someone explain to me how this hideous ironing bord got famous in the first place...

    By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 08:56:58

  24. Wow she has the most unfortunate chicken legs...she should hide them more often and not wear leggings so much...

    By anonymous, on February 9, 2008 01:13:42

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