37 Comments:

1. She sucks as a human. I feel my personality drain just watching her "act."

   By Tazznum1, on February 1, 2008 07:07:24

2. Another child star bites the dust.

   By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 07:23:20

3. man,she is ugly!!!!!

   By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 08:19:42

4. Dr. Sunkentits needs to stop thinking she's such hot shit and start being a nice person. Maybe she'll be a happier person.

   By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 08:35:56

5. I know this is a rank out site, and she's apparently not been the nicest of people. However, I just hope she can get her shit together and not become another SLUTney spears...

   By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 08:46:28

6. ugh -- who cares -- she sucks. she's a real boner breaker.

   By echoroc, on February 1, 2008 08:47:27

7. It all began when she woke up and said "how about pancakes" and Johnny Borell looked over and said "I see 2 already, but I'd hate to have them in my mouth".

   By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 10:19:41

8. How can a woman in her 20's that has never had kids have such saggy tits?

   By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 10:41:04

9. I don't see how she could possible be another "SLUTney". My cock would detach and jump off a building if it thought I was going to put it in that.
   
   Gross.

   By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 11:28:32

10. Ugliest bitch in Hollywood.

    By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 12:05:27

11. "Not in a good place" is the best place for her.

    By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 12:05:54

12. And another one down! And another one down! ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST-AH!

    By adom, on February 1, 2008 12:59:41

13. To paraphrase her favorite author Carl Sagan: "Billions and billions of stars... Are going to rehab."
    
    Inevitable headline: Dunst Checks In.

    By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 13:54:35

14. Nice; she looks like she's on a meth binge herself. Zitted out face, totally out of it, probably thinking she's Anne Heche's "Celestina" or some other psycho bullshit.
    
    And those tits. Oh my god, those tits. I swear, if I have to see them again, I'm going to puke out loud...

    By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 15:01:12

15. She's a self-admitted stoner, so hello gateway drug!

    By dubyah1, on February 1, 2008 16:11:09

16. I feel bad for this girl. Imagine you're ten years old, the make-up artist for "Interview with the Vampire" accidentally super gules prosthetic fangs in your mouth and you're stuck with them for the next fourteen years. That must be pretty hard.
    
    What, those are her really teeth?
    
    Seriously?
    
    I thought her whole career was because people felt sorry for her she got the fake teeth stuck to her mouth? So I'm confused, why the fuck is she a movie star?
    
    

    By Thebig28, on February 1, 2008 16:27:45

17. "...not in a good place right now."
    
    There are few expressions I despise more than this. It summarizes all the stupid, meaningless psychobabble of shows like Oprah, Dr. Phil and the inane crap you hear in so many a celebrity interview.
    
    Kill it before it breeds.

    By Lothren von Gegniawsz, on February 1, 2008 17:07:06

18. My guess: heroin. Smokin herself some H. Note the pallid skin, the too thin frame, the complete and total absence of muscle tone, and the aforementioned erratic behavior. Lemme guess, she couldn't sit still or stay in one room for very long, was distracted, made a ton of phone calls, etc. No one has places to go and people to see like a useless fucking junkie.

    By pfft, on February 1, 2008 17:29:57

19. Pull your self together and for the love of god, wear a bra.

    By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 18:20:55

20. I don't know. I like her.

    By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 18:55:35

21. Looks like her tits aren't in a good place either.

    By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 19:15:47

22. I BET HER TITS STINK

    By JIMMYD, on February 1, 2008 19:19:01

23. I'm a hetero female, but even *I* know this ugly slut is a brown bagger. And cover her tits up, too.

    By She-nonymous, on February 1, 2008 20:09:01

24. Sorry, couldn't resist. I'm Canadian. I'm snowed in.

    By She-nonymous, on February 1, 2008 20:09:44

25. She used to look so cute in "Bring It On"; now she looks like a heroin addict. Except, she's not naked. Hey, we need more naked pictures of her before she comes to her senses...

    By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 21:11:41

26. I'd be in bad place to if my tits were tryng to run away from me.

    By anonymous, on February 2, 2008 09:17:22

27. Damn, girlfriend looks like she has had 4 kids and breastfed them all until they were 3. She needs a bra in a big, big way. Also, would a little sun kill you? Even a bit of fake tanner would make her not look like a corpse. GROSS! She is so GROSSSsSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! How could Jakey have fucked that? EWWWWWWWWWW

    By anonymous, on February 2, 2008 09:46:30

28. Drugs will do that to you, that and the lack of the blood of innocents.

    By islandgirl7, on February 2, 2008 15:21:13

29. Does she always go around in her undies and bra-less? She isn't wearing anything like a dress, clearly. She should be called "saggy boobs" or something like that.

    By anonymous, on February 2, 2008 17:39:28

30. Jake moved way upmarket when he dumped Dunst and moved on to La Witherspoon.

    By anonymous, on February 2, 2008 17:43:36

31. Uh, those "relationships" with Dunst and Witherspoon weren't real. Jake is gay. Very gay.

    By anonymous, on February 2, 2008 18:44:18

32. Jake moved way upmarket when he dumped Dunst and moved on to La Witherspoon.
    
    By anonymous, on February 2, 2008 17:43:36
    
    yeah！Fortunately！
    She's soooooo ugly!

    By anonymous, on February 2, 2008 23:18:13

33. Jake moved way upmarket when he dumped Dunst and moved on to La Witherspoon.
    
    By anonymous, on February 2, 2008 17:43:36
    
    yeah！Fortunately！
    She's soooooo ugly!

    By anonymous, on February 2, 2008 23:18:20

34. Kirsten Dunst is not in a good place right now... and her boobs are on the floor.

    By sheddingskin , on February 3, 2008 00:00:48

35. OMG WATS UP WITH HER IS SHE TRYNG TO BE ANOTHER BRITNEY SPEARS!!! PLEASE NOOO SHES A GOOD ACTRESS

    By JESSICA, on February 3, 2008 18:25:04

36. She is forgettable and uninteresting (and ugly, too)...next!

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2008 08:36:59

37. Rumor is she's orally talented & LIKES dick...

    By anonymous, on February 4, 2008 21:34:10