IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Kirstie Alley Will Save the Planet

Kirstie Alley Will Save the Planet

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It's one thing to be insane, it's another thing to think a large design embroidered on your 250 pound ass is a fine idea.

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 08:28:24
That's it. I'm moving to Iceland.

By Vigilante, on February 5, 2008 08:28:38
She can start saving the world by reducing her caloric intake that matches that of a small third-world country.

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 08:29:20
I'm sorry, but how much weight did she "lose" on Jenny Craig again?

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 08:34:46
I love fat chicks who don't think they're fat and try to hide it so obviously. That stupid belt and the ridiculous embroidery on your giant ass aren't fooling anybody honey.

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 08:34:51
What the hell is she rambling about? This proves it yet again - all $cientologists are whack-jobs.

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 08:43:37
she still FAT damn bitch lose the weight already the other woman did she looks cute now but you still HUGE stop eating you stupid cow

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 08:49:21
Kirstie Alley Will Eat the Planet.

By coolpapa, on February 5, 2008 08:59:20
I'm still not sure what the link between being a space alien from Xenu and taking more personal responsibility is...however that being said, people not taking responsibility for their actions is one of the growing problems facing humanity. Damn, you know it's a bad day when you are agreeing with a whacked out scientologist.

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Ok, I have just taken personal responsibility for agreeing with a scientologist and lashed myself 25 times with a dry leather whip.

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 09:04:51
"Super Power Expansion Project"

Somebody has a new name for his lil' buddy.

By Gonzo, on February 5, 2008 09:19:24
Well...we can all agree that the "Super Butt Expansion Project" is ahead of schedule.

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 09:38:03
Anon 8:34, she claims to have lost 75 pounds, which Jenny Craig and Ms. Alley says that puts her to 145. Yeah, 145~~in her left bra cup maybe. If that bitch is 145 then I'm the lady on the news that they had to remove from her house by knocking the entire living room wall out.

By Scientology makes you believe ANYTHING, on February 5, 2008 09:54:57
"Anon 8:34, she claims to have lost 75 pounds, which Jenny Craig and Ms. Alley says that puts her to 145. Yeah, 145~~in her left bra cup maybe. If that bitch is 145 then I'm the lady on the news that they had to remove from her house by knocking the entire living room wall out."

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145? No way in hell. Unless she is about 3 feet tall. I am 5'7" and weight 30 pounds more than that and am HALF her size. I weighed 150 for a while and was a size 6. 145? How can she say that with a straight face? How the fuck tall is she?

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 10:00:25
I've often felt the same euphoria while coming home from a hot overnighter with a new lover.
But then after she refuses to return my calls 8-10 times, reality sets in and I start hating people again.
Kirstie will feel the same.

By jbonz, on February 5, 2008 10:01:21
She must have switched to the Jordin Sparks diet.

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 10:03:55
I thought $cientologists, especially at the OT VII Level as she claims she is, are supposed to be able to fix all their problems with $cientology 'tech' (auditing, ethics, etc.) If that's the case, then why did she have to go to Jenny Craig to lose weight (which she lost and promptly put back on)? Kirstie Alley should be the poster child for why $cientology doesn't work - fat, ugly, dumb, divorced, out of work actress.

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 10:19:33
When she said "big...decisions", I didn't know she meant THAT big!

By just-this-guy, on February 5, 2008 10:20:20
I am pretty sure I just puked on myself after looking at that thing called an ass...it looks more like a fucking state with three separate area codes...*incoming call: Here's an eating tip for you ya fat slut "PUT DOWN THE FUCKING FORK WHORE"

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 10:23:00
I think I just translated her message... "I used to be a vegetarian, but now I want a hamburger so I realize that it's ok for people to kill cows and have meat. I'm on my way to In-and-Out. Late."

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 10:29:58
SHE ALWAYS HAS THAT "WHO FARTED" LOOK UN HER MUG

By JIMMY D, on February 5, 2008 11:04:07
anon 10:00~~she's only 5"7" herself. Yep~~made me scream too.

By Scientology makes you believe ANYTHING, on February 5, 2008 11:11:46
Um, if Scientologists are supposed to be so against receiving help from doctors, trainers, etc., then why was this bitch seeking help from Jenny Craig????? Shouldn't she have "taken vitamins" or something instead?

Next thing you know Tom Cruise will be doing commercials for Supercuts.

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 11:14:00
Looks like she took the meaning of "Super Power Expansion Project" literally.

By Glerb, on February 5, 2008 11:25:57
Kirstie is on her way to becoming her own planet. Then maybe we can ship all the $cientologists there to live. Forever!

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 11:26:55
I am VERY good at guessing a woman's weight. If she's 5'7'', I will bet she's at about 210.

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 11:29:15
"You know, I liked animals more than people!" Does this mean she's going to start eating people now?

By Will, on February 5, 2008 12:05:04
Fat and stupid is no way to go through life.

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 12:19:48
I've seen better looking warthogs at the zoo.

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 12:42:43
Look deep into those evil brain-washed eyes. She and Tom Cruise are possessed bt the same demon!

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 13:14:31
Isn't she supposed to be a "Clear"? Shouldn't she be able to stop you guys from talking about her and make herself thin with her OT superpowers? Maybe she needs to spend a more millions of her dollars and try again?

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 13:16:59
pigeon toed lard ass on cell phone making reservations at Cheese Cake Factory.

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 13:54:46
an ass...it looks more like a fucking state with three separate area codes...

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Oh my God...I laughed so hard..thank you. you guys are brilliant. Absolutely love this site.

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 13:57:26
I've cancelled Kirstie Alley from my area.

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 14:07:16
"Super Power Expansion Project" sounds like something from a southpark episode

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 14:26:44
Damn she's fucking ugly.

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 15:21:25
If she's so in love with mankind, why is it in EVERY picture I see of her, she's either giving someone the finger, or sneering at the camera?

And, can Scientology cure stupidity? Someone should ask them (from a safe distance, of course)...LOL

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 15:39:07
Damn! Sit down fat ass!

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 16:46:14
What a scam, she never got below 180 lbs and she's 5'9" not 5'7". Nevertheless, she got gravy just leaking out of her ass from being so fat.

By lkl, on February 5, 2008 19:48:44
"She can start saving the world by reducing her caloric intake that matches that of a small third-world country," writes anon at 08:29:20.

I know you're having fun by taking a shot at Alley for her weight, but I think you're onto something about the $cientologists' worldview.

They're narcissists, totally involved in the cult because they think it can make them superior to the rest of us.

As total narcissists, they simply don't give a fuck about the planet in any meaningful way. If John Travolta cared about saving humankind, for instance, he would stop leaving a huge carbon footprint with all those private jet flights from his California home to his Florida home. The guy's causing more greenhouse gas emissions than probably everyone on my block combined. But sure, $cientologists want to save humankind. Really.

By catman, on February 5, 2008 20:07:00
It appears that Kirstie and her finger are at peace and harmony with the rest of the universe!

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 20:44:30
Maybe Kirstie needs to do an 'L Rundown'. That's a $cientology program that costs $1,000 an hour and once completed gives you superpowers.

By the look of her ass, I think she needs the XL Rundown.

By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 06:31:26
No Kirstie. Fuck you.

By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 10:48:00
John Travolta is a major douchebag, but man-made global warming is a load of horse shit.

By Al Gore's inner sanctum, on February 6, 2008 12:16:16
That sounds like wishful thinking on your part, AGIS @ 12:16. But you would agree that we all should care about the volume of pollutants we put into the air, land and water, right? If your answer is no, you can go pound sand up your ass.

By catman, on February 6, 2008 12:25:04
No Kristy, you fat ugly pig, you're number. PS looks like your diet ain't working either. Use the mirror before going outside in public.

By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 13:44:04
ZOLTAN!!!

By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 16:56:04
I feel much better about those pesky "last five pounds".

By Hey Cupcake, on February 6, 2008 22:16:43
i bet her farts weigh as much a a bologna hoagie

By jimmy d, on February 7, 2008 08:09:51