45 Comments:

1. It's like physically impossible for Whorehan to close her legs; she breathes through her twat, not her mouth.

   By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 09:26:22

2. Oh come on, she's just making sure the little time left she has is filled with fun (and cock). You should hope you've still got that much lust for life when you're 65.

   By That guy who fucks leather purses filled with semen and used condoms because they feels like Lindsay Lohan, on February 15, 2008 09:30:05

3. Slow news day...

   By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 09:35:01

4. LOL! Great work, Todd.

   By catman, on February 15, 2008 09:37:56

5. One of the blessings of the Bush Recession is that I have time to follow the struggles of morally-challanged Lohan. I think the L.A. Paps should get Pulitzers for all the info they provide me with in bland freezing Chicago. I at first balked at accusations of ally cat behavior by blossoming Hollywood talent and then I noticed the bad rug burn on LiLo's knees. Thanks for getting all the news thats fit to print.

   By Joe, on February 15, 2008 09:49:20

6. Her vagina must look like the inside of a Monte Cristo sandwich.

   By Comte de, on February 15, 2008 10:01:40

7. FIFTH!

   By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 10:06:23

8. Welcome back, Lindsay. This place hasn't been the same without you.

   By Angry Bob, on February 15, 2008 10:10:13

9. i'm thinkin' arby's!

   By roast beef, on February 15, 2008 10:19:49

10. Jebus, this girl just doesn't get it; she's arrogantly ignorant. She's been in rehab, what, 3 times, and still hasn't learned one of the most important guidelines to post rehab sobriety: change your behaviors. You get rid of those hangers-on who push you towards drinking, and you don't hang out in places (ex - BARS!) where alcohol is being pushed. Yet, stupid ol' WHOREhan continues to hang with drinking buddies in bars; no wonder she is drinking again.
    
    I don't know why she feels the need to anesthetize herself to the world (what pain could this girl be trying to cover up), but she needs to get it together. If she doesn't stop drinking, I give her 6 months max before she either hurts someone or gets arrested again.

    By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 10:32:53

11. This ugly ginger kid does nothing for me. I wouldn't even let her suck my dick. Well maybe I would, but I'd have to be drunk.

    By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 10:36:43

12. That's what guys do all the time. Go go Lilo.

    By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 10:38:59

13. Well, I've already called her a fugly whore so many times it's become trivial.
    
    She's going to have to fuck a moose or something to be interesting again.

    By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 10:50:49

14. She's stunningly beautiful. Come hither, my freckled goddess, for I long to slurp your vaginal cider.

    By J-Bird, on February 15, 2008 10:52:06

15. LOL Lindsay can't even get those male sluts to fuck her. They all know she's damaged goods. What a dumb whore.

    By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 10:53:35

16. What a worthless predictable cunt.

    By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 10:55:11

17. lilo's whoring really isn't all that offensive to me. She's a head case with daddy issues but it isn't like I have to deal with her crying to me about how she can't find true love or something.
    
    It's her drinking, her drunk driving and her car jacking that makes me angry. The day will come when she runs over a kid on his bike in a cross walk. At that point...I'll chime in with how worthless she is.
    
    

    By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 11:04:07

18. PENIS she loves it and needs to feel it deep inside her holes or she will start drinking again so you guys want her driving drunk smashing into your cars or fucking some horny wanna be and away from the roads?

    By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 11:06:05

19. Lindsey is a loser whore!!! Why in the hell does anyone think she is worth writing about??!! She is a disgrace to the female race!!!

    By Kayla, on February 15, 2008 12:49:13

20. I still think she's really pretty.

    By Jesa, on February 15, 2008 13:04:56

21. It looks like a lot of people here who are not getting enough and are angry over a woman that does.
    
    

    By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 13:49:32

22. Ugh. She's poison. Who would want to be linked to her in the tabs? No one with a functioning brain, that is for sure. The only way that trashbasket Lindsay will get to fuck a successful actor now is on the down low. The way, way down low.

    By Solaera, on February 15, 2008 14:01:03

23. "her vagina must look like Ground Zero by now"
    
    Oh my God...I'm speechless. That was brilliant, hahaha.

    By Anais, on February 15, 2008 14:06:24

24. "It looks like a lot of people here who are not getting enough and are angry over a woman that does."
    
    Lindsay didn't get any. That's what's funny. Nobody is jealous of this talentless whore and apparently she can't even get male whores to fuck her.

    By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 16:40:49

25. Since she can't get anyone to fuck her anymore maybe she will go into a deep depression and off herself.

    By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 16:45:24

26. She will probably have to resort to fucking the paps like Brit did.

    By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 16:55:50

27. I never liked DiCaprio, cause I'm not a fan of "pretty" men, and always thought he was kind of a fag after Titanic. But good on ya mate, for having some discipline and god-damn standards and NOT caving to the temptation of easy vagina.

    By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 18:09:07

28. She looks like a two dollar whore in that silver skirt. Maybe she should come to the realization that she's not worth two dollars.

    By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 19:28:37

29. mmmm ... but look at those fat thighs ... that's one whore I wouldn't mind slipping a $2 coin

    By spoiler whore, on February 15, 2008 20:31:30

30. Of course, what they didn't say in this article is after she was ignored by both leo & adrian, she ran to the bathroom in tears...where she proceeded to suck off 15 anonymous guys. No wonder they call her the cum burping slut...

    By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 22:33:31

31. Leo turned her down because she doesn't have a manly jaw, hooked nose and a narrow waist. Oh and he was also disappointed by the lack of a big bulge between her legs.
    
    That damn Leo, he sure is picky!

    By Frito DiSmarmio, on February 16, 2008 11:45:36

32. Hey, lay off her. I was one of the 15 guys she sucked off, and, let me tell you, that girl knows how to suck a c*ck. And she swallows...

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2008 13:24:01

33. "Male whore".
    
    The fact that you even have to put "male" in front of "whore" says you'll never succeed at whatever it is you're trying to prove. Give it up already.

    By Abram, on February 16, 2008 13:39:59

34. This girl and the others like her need sex rehab.

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2008 14:46:47

35. No, she can't go to sex rehab, because she'd fuck & suck every guy there. If there were only women there, she'll go down on them. The only way she'd be forced to restrain herself sexually would be if her pussy, ass & mouth were sewn shut...

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2008 18:27:27

36. she pretends that bottle has water in it bullshit thats VODKA in there silly drunk slut look at her face all drunk and droolling ,what a mess bet she went home and had her way with that bottle

    By anonymous, on February 17, 2008 01:11:02

37. She just looks like she stinks. I can almost smell her filthy stink through my computer.

    By anonymous, on February 17, 2008 09:41:06

38. I was there and this is true because I saw all of them there! It was at S Bar in W Hollywood! And Adreien G is a really bad dancer by the way!! and Leo loves cigerettes!

    By anonymous, on February 17, 2008 10:59:21

39. "Because her vagina must look like Ground Zero by now."
    
    BAhahhaha. Excellent.

    By Julie, on February 17, 2008 14:41:34

40. Pretty soon, we'll see this slutty whore in a film, kneeling down surrounded by a circle of nude guys with erections, with her eyes closed & her mouth open...

    By anonymous, on February 17, 2008 17:53:42

41. Lighten up on Lindsay! She's an artist for God's sake. So what if her medium is cock and not clay or canvas - you people are so PICKY!

    By anonymous, on February 18, 2008 07:19:15

42. So did anyone else notice the enormous git she has in these pictures - especially in #5? With her affinity for cock, it wouldn't surprise me a bit if she was pregnant.

    By anonymous, on February 18, 2008 07:26:36

43. So did anyone else notice the enormous GUT she has in these pictures - especially in #5? With her affinity for cock, it wouldn't surprise me a bit if she was pregnant.

    By anonymous, on February 18, 2008 07:27:33

44. "The only way she'd be forced to restrain herself sexually would be if her pussy, ass & mouth were sewn shut..."
    
    By anonymous, on February 16, 2008 18:27:27
    
    That's a good idea. I'll hold her down while you sew her up.

    By anonymous, on February 18, 2008 17:59:46

45. The problem with Lindsay is that she thinks she is all that with 69 cherries on top. Someone needs to knock her back to reality.

    By anonymous, on February 18, 2008 23:57:48