116 Comments:

• UGLY

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 08:46:46

• Ugh, what a stupid idea. Unless this ends up with Lindsey popping a lot of pills, this is a massive failure

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 08:46:51

• Yawn...nice tits though. Her rectangular torso is just unsexy. Plus she looks to be about 45.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 08:47:35

• you people are nuts...nice boobies
  

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 08:48:58

• Marylin Monroe didn't have Ginger Kid skin and she also HAD A WAIST. These pictures are terrible.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 08:49:08

• She's gross. Comparing her to Marilyn Monroe is a joke.

  By spanky, on February 19, 2008 08:49:27

• man nipples?

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 08:51:38

• I imagine she'll prove what "depth" she has by taking 10-inch dick in her upcoming porn career.

  By catman, on February 19, 2008 08:52:36

• The rest of her is ugly, but she does have nice tits. At least she doesn't have those giant flying saucer sized areolas.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 08:53:05

• nice scars on the tits , maybe some bleach on the
  skin to vanish the freckles and she might be
  doable , but yeah pretty gross

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 08:54:51

• "Hmm... I'm completely unemployable in Hollywood, my one in-production film has been shut down, my singing 'career' has been exposed as a fraud of Ashlee-Simpson-esque proportions, and the only check I have coming in is from that nicotine patch company. Whatever is a girl to do?"
  
  <looks down>
  
  "Oh, right! Helloooooo paycheck!"

  By Lindsay's Inner Monologue, on February 19, 2008 09:00:45

• Looks like pig teets.

  By silver viper, on February 19, 2008 09:05:19

• insanely nice tits ...

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 09:08:08

• Lohan spent all her money on drugs and rehab and now she's selling naked pics of herself. She's just doing what comes naturally.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 09:14:20

• Those are very nice, real breasts. I know it makes you feel better about yourself to say those arent, but they are.
  
  The rest of her? Eh. But you can't deny that those tits aren't damn good.

  By Jim, on February 19, 2008 09:15:45

• I'm not sure what to think. From a distance - nice shape, but the closer you get it gets a little scary. Those nips are way too small for those melons and her body is too square or something. The million dollar question - would I do it? Absolutely. Double bag it.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 09:16:24

• I like freckles.
  
  
  Then again, I like mayonnaise that's been left out a couple of days.

  By Bubbaphan, on February 19, 2008 09:17:21

• That is just plain nasty. Marilyn Monroe never sagged like that.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 09:17:49

• these pics arent great but I have to agree she does have really nice boobs

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 09:18:48

• I'm personally very turned off by large areola, so those tits are beautiful natural tits, but the rest of her is not very nice to look at. I'm surprised she has such nice natural breasts when the rest of her is so boxy and boyish.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 09:18:55

• Poor Bert Stern. Crazy old guy must have cleaned his camera lens over and over again, wondering why all the little spots wouldn't go away.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 09:21:11

• bout time she showed her tits, but too much too little too late....ive seen plenty of naked coke whores before, marilyn is turning in her grave right now

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 09:21:31

• She just don't look good as a blonde.
  Brunette I would hit it all night!

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 09:21:52

• Great tits! Fugly everything else.

  By just-this-guy, on February 19, 2008 09:28:57

• BOOOOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 09:34:44

• I am disgusted! as a huge Monroe fan..this is an insult..FRECKLE-TITS!!! gross..she looks horrible...not even close..you cant just put a blonde wig and thick eye liner on some "thing" and call it Marilyn Monroe..ugh..awful.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 09:37:20

• Freckles are natural and beautiful! Don't you want to connect the dots with your tongue? At least her nips don't point at the south pole like that Brit-Brat!

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 09:42:14

• She should have just done Playboy instead.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 09:44:06

• Does this mean that this will be La Lohan's last photo shoot as well? God, I hope so.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 09:54:35

• Ugly nipples. They should have at least iced them up right before the shoot. Amateurs.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 10:05:33

• That is some fucked up skin. And what the fuck is that black spot on her left wrist in pic 2? She looks like an alien. Go back to your own planet you fucked up diseased alien whore.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 10:14:10

• i would make sweet monkey love to her.

  By curry george, on February 19, 2008 10:14:24

• Marilyn's body has fewer bugs in it.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 10:19:18

• My mom had the hardcover magazine those Monroe pictures, so I grew up looking at them. Lohan does NOT do her justice, and I'm very surprised Bert Sterm would pick her for this project...unless he's trying to point out how the world's gone to crap since then.

  By Noxx, on February 19, 2008 10:19:55

• She's a freckle bellied cokewhore terrier.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 10:21:06

• Finally, I get to see LL naked. But poor ol' Speedy is not impressed, and won't come to life. Damn!

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 10:22:00

• Nice tits with an absence of form is not appealing. This poor girl has no hips and a boyish complexion. Look at Kim Kardashian in comparison. Yes, they are both super sluts, but damn, Kim has form. She can ride my bologna pony all night. Lohan? Not so much.

  By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on February 19, 2008 10:34:09

• Marilyn was 36 and a hard-core pill-popper when the original shoot was done. Lindsay is 21 and her face looks worse than Marilyn.
  
  If Linds had any brains she would've done the big reveal in some twelve million dollar indie where she got paid 2 mill. Think "Monster's Ball." Look what that did for Halle Berry.

  By thebig28, on February 19, 2008 10:44:16

• 1. lilo is no MM.
  2. at whatever the fuck old she is, lilo already looks more haggard than MM did when she died.
  3. she has floppy sloppy titties.
  
  that is all.

  By galley, on February 19, 2008 10:49:23

• I'm convinced that everyone must be looking at different photos than me. She's sagging and has freaky nipples. Yuck.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 10:50:04

• I agree with thebig28. She will have the money she got from this shoot spent by Friday.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 10:50:21

• great tits, but that's all that's great about these pics

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 10:51:27

• Errr, yeah, I'm sure she is a lot "deeper" now that 10,000 guys have been in there.

  By Hallway hot dog, on February 19, 2008 10:56:48

• she's 21 and her tits are that bad? by 36 those flaps will be hanging to her KNEES.
  
  i also can't help but feel that this shoot is a diss to lilo in some weirdo way. is bert stern expecting her to kick the bucket in the next year or two? it's funny because all these pictures accomplish is to remind you of how pretty MM really was and how, um, trashy looking lilo is.

  By galley, on February 19, 2008 11:00:40

• Unbelievable that some of you would deny those INCREDIBLY GORGEOUS TITS,,,
  
  Sweet Jeebus people, who are you kidding??

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 11:01:20

• Lilo is expressing her interest in Post-War Americana, the contemporary past, much like her career. The Targot says she will embark on a retelling of Eisenhower era television, "Leave It To Beaver", with her own special twist.

  By Joe, on February 19, 2008 11:05:28

• "she's 21 and her tits are that bad?"
  
  That bad? Kid, put down the Playboy magazine and go talk to real people.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 11:09:50

• why do all white girls want to be Marilyn Monroe ?? there was only one Marilyn Monroe, and none of you even come close. why not try being yourself instead of trying to be somebody that you could never even compete with.

  By juju, on February 19, 2008 11:17:44

• she looks amazing! Finally...awesome tits!

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 11:20:29

• Yeah. So awesome! They haven't been Photoshopped or anything (since everything is Photoshopped these days)!

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 11:27:35

• where's her ass?

  By sv, on February 19, 2008 11:33:17

• HER BOOBS LOOK GOOD BUT MAYBE IS JUST PHOTOSHOP THAT IS HELPING HER BOOBS (oYo) <

  By boobs are fun, on February 19, 2008 11:37:17

• FUG

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 11:38:30

• She is fucking disgusting and I hate her, but even I have to admit her tits are nice. Nice shape, not plastic looking bolt ons, and normal sized nipples instead of those dinner plate sized ones some chicks sport.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 11:42:15

• It wasn't that long ago when Anna Nicole was being touted as "the next Marilyn Monroe". Then she wound up dead. Let's hope for the same outcome from this "next Marilyn Monroe".

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 11:45:25

• if all you people think those tits are real look
  alittle closer you can see the scar down the side
  also she has said shes had a boob job ! at 21 shes
  as busted up as a 40 year old

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 11:46:37

• What is it with young girls these days? The second they get any level of success, they can't move fast enough to rip off their clothes & flash their titties or snatch. No self respect at all. SLUTney spears with her snatch flashing, christina aguilera with her pregnant pics on the cover of US (please, let's stop this trend, it's NOT sexy), Abril Lavigne with her topless photos, and WHOREhan, with these pics (to name just a few).
  
  Their fathers should be slapped silly. Teach your daughters to respect themselves, and don't resort to cheap things like this. It's a bad example to set, to show little girls that as soon as you become successful, you should start acting like a stripper, a slut or a whore...

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 11:49:46

• You can't polish a turd.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 11:56:05

• HoHan will never be able to compare to MM.
  
  Her bod is still decent...for now. She reminds me of the hot chick in school that was hands down best looking, and knew it. Five years down the road, after everyone else has traveled some and learned there's plenty of hot girls out there, she's still playing the same tired role, but added 'bad girl' to her repertoire, meaning she now drinks, smokes, snorts, and fucks everything she can get her mitts on.

  By jeffro, on February 19, 2008 12:02:07

• Gross. She has tits of a mother with 3 kids
  
  
  The only female that had a good vintage photoshoot like this is christina aguilera.

  By Prettyboy, on February 19, 2008 12:10:48

• She has nice boobs, but the rest of her is SO unattractive. She has the body of a boy. Totally square. No curves at all other than the boobs.
  Those pics are just so BLAH.

  By LisaL, on February 19, 2008 12:13:30

• Saggy sand bag tits, sausage thighs, no hips, no ass and a gut. Watching my neighbor's dogs hump in the alley behind my house is more of a turn-on than these photos.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 12:24:52

• Whore-han must be broke. It's been rumored for years that she's blown through the majority of her money (drugs, booze, bad investments, payoffs to keep bad behavior private, etc), but now she is forced to strip to make her monthly rent. Pretty damn pathetic (and her fake tits don't look that good; my girlfriend's chest is 50 times better, and she's totally natural)...

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 12:27:41

• Anon 11:56....
  
  
  That my friend was the quote that pretty much sums this whole thing up. No more comments needed.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 12:28:03

• This would've been a better project with a different mode - such as Scarlett Johannssen (sp) or even Kate Bosworth (with a lot more weight on her). Lohan's body type (and that horrible flat-head wig) don't do the photo shoot justice. Besides, Lohan looks like Elizabeth Taylor - not MM. Why not recreate a Liz Taylor shoot? That would've made more sense.

  By TrayC, on February 19, 2008 13:14:50

• You know what, God created doggie style for a reason people.

  By Trax, on February 19, 2008 13:18:10

• Anticlimactic.
  
  Small, flabby, fleshy nipples on saggy flabby floppy tits.
  
  For a boob job, you gotta do better than that, kiddo.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 13:30:18

• she's a nasty ass whore and no one wants to see that shit!! My Granny has nicer tits then her...

  By citmyway, on February 19, 2008 14:35:12

• And again...
  
  It pisses me off when "big" people like that refuse to read the news and to get real...

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 14:42:31

• You guys are crazy. She looks way good.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 15:29:40

• WoW! She sure looks ugly next to Marilyn. What an idiot.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 15:59:14

• I like the fancy bag over her face in photo #2.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 16:07:03

• This blog is hilarious. I love reading the comments of 12 year olds who have never touched a real boob critisising celebs. Floppy saggy tits? Sorry kiddies, but that's about as *non* saggy as natural tits of that size are ever going to get. Real tits are going to have some slight hang to them you little queers.
  
  Her face ain't great and she's a lousy human being...but those are some nice cans.

  By Scott, on February 19, 2008 16:08:13

• I love Lindsay and usually defend her, but this pictures are awful, and I am a little disgusted and confused as to 1) why she did this photo shoot and 2) why the photographer wanted her for this photoshoot?
  She looks like shit as a blonde. And she bears no resemblence to Marilyn. At all.

  By Willa Dodge, on February 19, 2008 16:13:51

• If men think *she* looks good, I feel like a supermodel today! P-)

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 16:16:20

• God! No ass! Cover that shit up.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 16:36:19

• wow...there is nothing wrong with her boobs. The aureole are a bit small...they kind of remind me of a guy's aureole. She's an idiot but if those are her real boobs then they are fabulous. To the teenage boys in here who think that Playboy bunny boobs are what real tits look like, please go to any of the natural tits only porn websites and look at a real pair. If you want super-perky real tits, you're gonna have to settle for B cups and below. Sorry.

  By NotBlonde, on February 19, 2008 16:37:36

• If men think *she* looks good, I feel like a supermodel today! P-)
  __________________________________________________
  
  Got pics? [Topless preferably].
  
  Lohan looks alright. I wouldn't say no to those tits.

  By Abram, on February 19, 2008 16:43:04

• One has to remember that Linsay is a young girl and Marilyn was a mature woman. Each is beautiful in their own way, each attracts a different audience. As an equal opportunity squirter, I do however favor the living over the dead:o)

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 17:17:42

• Got freckles?

  By non vocabulum, on February 19, 2008 18:30:44

• Sorry, I meant:
  
  Got whore?
  
  -
  
  But ya, you all strike me as a bunch of fags and no-bangs who hang out in your room all day jerking to porn. Real boobs, especially the bigger ones, hang a bit. They have to. Laws of gravity? Ring a bell?
  
  She's still a skank, but her breasts are lovely. She better squeeze a few dollars out of those before they chase the rest of her and end up in the 50-and-over gutter.

  By non vocabulum, on February 19, 2008 18:40:23

• Um...Scott? I have bigger tits than Hohan (and mine are real, hers are NOT. If you think they are, you're a fucking idiot), and they do not look that saggy, or nasty. Oh, and I'm 5 years older than her too. So please, don't make the generalization that everyone here is a male virgin, because some of us are actually women, and we know what we're talking about. Hohan is disgusting, her body is disgusting, and her tits are fake, and saggy. How do you get such a bad boob job? She should also bleach those freckles...she looks like she's got some nasty disease. Ugh, freckles are HIDEOUS. This cunt is hideous in every way. 21 years old, and looks worse than MM did in her 30's. I'd be ashamed if I was Hohan, all this does is make her look worse. But luckily for her, she HAS NO SHAME! I hope she meets the same end as MM...because unlike Marilyn, Hohan DESERVES to die. Disgusting twat.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 18:40:33

• Finally she shows some skin. True, she is a bit on the Pudgy side and she looks as though she's been sitting in the sun for 3weeks strait, but still... its Lindsay Lohan... Ive wanted to tap that shit since she started acting.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 18:41:39

• im i the only one who noticed how much bigger her left breast is than her right?

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 19:14:58

• It's just so derivative. Do something new. Don't rehash classic material.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 19:18:27

• They're real and they're not spectacular.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 19:40:59

• Yawn.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 19:52:30

• ok i dont know what half of u guys are talkin about...
  having 34 DD boobs myself, trust me, i know what amazing boobs look like, and these certainly are not nice at all. theyr freckly saggy disgusting boobs that put shame to the female race.
  she does Marilyn Monroe absolutley no justice. how could anyone compare this disgusting slut to one of americas best icons

  By Anna, on February 19, 2008 20:02:40

• "They're real and they're not spectacular"
  LOL! So true..

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 21:09:20

• To anonymous, on February 19, 2008 18:40:33, I'm sorry but if you think those are fake tits then you've never seen fake tits before, those are real tits, you can always tell real ones from fake ones by the way they hang, and the way those hang say there real. Go take a look at a set of fake tits that size and you'll instantly see the difference.

  By Trax, on February 19, 2008 21:31:58

• The reason whore-han did this shoot is because she's basically broke. She not only needed to have these pictures done so she could support her coke & alcohol habits, but she also couldn't pay anyone at the photo shoot. So, she fucked & sucked off everyone, to pay them for their time...

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 22:18:05

• Who gives a flying fuck if they are real or not. She is a disgusting diseased stupid ugly worthless talentless cunt and I wouldn't fuck with all of your dicks.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 22:26:51

• Trax,
  I'm inclined to believe they are real especially since they flatten out when she's on her back like the first picture. Fake boobs don't flatten out. I have seen some boob jobs that sag. If they are fake, she's had them for awhile so it's possible.
  
  Either way she looks ugly. Marilyn is not her thing. Blonde is not her thing. I agree with the poster who said she should try and be herself.

  By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 22:54:23

• Not sure her tits are fake or real, but those hanging bags aren't worth the show. My ex girlfriend real 34D and look way good!

  By Me, on February 20, 2008 00:01:34

• Not sure her tits are fake or real, but those hanging bags aren't worth the show. My ex girlfriend real 34D and look way good!

  By Me, on February 20, 2008 00:02:08

• - freakishly lame, douchebaggy idea
  - they are real, just not nice
  - photographer should be banned from his club
  - Lohan is doable, anyway, but not beautiful
  - Lohan is pretty much a no-one, so, of all people, why is she mocking MM like this?

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 04:28:38

• to trax- your a f'in idiot you can see the scars on the side,she has said she had a boob job,silicone look fake, salene inplants look more
  real and hang , you must not get to much do you !
  

  By ezstreet, on February 20, 2008 05:14:47

• The slut has to make money for partying somehow. She can't sing or act, so why not act like the whore she really is. Is porn next ?

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 06:19:45

• Not impressed what so ever.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 06:21:43

• Yeah, she's really not that hot, and when put into the context of Marilyn she looks like crap. Her whole appeal was pretty teenage girl with nice boobs, now she's just an average 20 something.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 08:20:02

• Try her as a large centerfold. We can play connect the dots with all her freckles. What a ugly homely freckled freak.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 09:12:00

• Next stop, hardcore porn. Well, she needs $. Make it fast, before people get sick of your last and only asset, your holes.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 10:18:30

• the more she shows the worse it gets. Tiny man nipples and sloppy breasts. the average 21 year old has a better rack.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 16:36:00

• Lol omg, you saying her tits are "BAD"??? What are you a PORN addict??? Seriously, IF YOU CAN, go check out a "real" girls tits then come back here and tell us what you think bout Lindsay's. I for one think they're nice and NORMAL! haha

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 20:45:44

• OMG!! I am so happy that I am 50 and my tits look as well as hers. Thank you so much, commenters.

  By anonymous, on February 20, 2008 20:50:38

• look like a baby rat

  By duuuck, on February 20, 2008 23:19:04

• She is no Marilyn Monroe. Marilyn had more curve to her and looked great as a blonde and had charm. Lohan should have stayed as a red head and just re-did the shoot as a red head with her own spin on it. One can never recreate the original without charm or class.

  By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 07:47:03

• This ugly freckled, old looking bitch needs to be shot! She can't hold a candle to Ms. Monroe, and how dare she say that Marilyn and Heath committed suicide. Was she there when they passed away? Nobody for sure knows what happened to them. She just exploited their names to give her ugly ass ANOTHER 2 MINUTES. This freckled hasbeen had her heyday, her 15 minutes is OVER, WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN, LINDSAY AND SHITNEY TAKE NOTE!

  By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 12:24:17

• To anonymous, on February 19, 2008 18:40:33, I'm sorry but if you think those are fake tits then you've never seen fake tits before, those are real tits, you can always tell real ones from fake ones by the way they hang, and the way those hang say there real. Go take a look at a set of fake tits that size and you'll instantly see the difference.
  
  By Trax, on February 19, 2008 21:31:58
  --------------------------------------
  Sorry, wrong. Look on the side, you can see the surgical scars. Also, if you take a look at pics of her about 3 years ago, she SUDDENLY jumped up in boob size OVERNIGHT. They're fake, alright.

  By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 18:45:33

• this is nice. great tities. i hope she does a full frontal sometime soon.

  By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 10:12:07

• Marilyn she is not, you really notice what a trasher she is. She would look more in place behind the register at Wal-Mart.

  By Sir Poop Often, on February 22, 2008 23:17:42

• To all of you saying you can see a surgical scar your lying, show me a scar, I've looked really hard on those pics and see absolutely no scar.
  
  And to ezstreet, show me the article where she said she got a boob job, but guess what you can't because she never has said that, so don't make shit up and claim it as fact, if she had ever said they were fake I'm sure Jenny or Todd would have put it on here. And you must be the one not getting much if you can look at those pics and think there fake, goto a strip club where you'll see alot of fake ones, you'll see a big difference, fake ones don't sag like that.

  By Trax, on February 23, 2008 11:36:12

• I wish I never saw the real thing. My fantasies were much better... Blech!

  By anonymous, on February 23, 2008 22:44:39

• she has great tits but needs a waist and make-up over her tramp stamp for this photo shoot.

  By misha, on February 24, 2008 14:42:10

• You made the *real* press: http://thetyee.ca/Life/2008/02/26/Nipples/
  

  By Violent Acres, on February 26, 2008 12:02:29

• My god! The hatred here is just astonishing. Sure, LiLo's behaviour and general demeanour is deeply unattractive but I don't think anyone deserves such an outpouring of bile... Get lives, all of you.

  By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 09:24:48