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Orlando Bloom Has a Hot Girlfriend

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That's bangin dog!

By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 11:08:41
She has a nice little pooper.

By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 11:10:31
bet she's really smart too!

By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 11:25:58
I will say it again. She really should just get Xavier Roberts signature tatooed on her ass. She's got a bad case of the "Cabbage Patch Face." and too skinny. I just don't get how this broad is supposed to be hot.

By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 11:29:51
He's giving Johnny Depp a run for the money. The game is, who can be in a couple that weighs less than 200 lbs combined?

By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 11:29:52
She looks like she got punched in the nose right before that runway show.

By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 11:34:44
We're really going to have to redefine the term 'hot.'

By poops, on February 21, 2008 11:34:50
(Miranda-ass) + (Kim-ass) /2 = hot

By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 11:39:48
he loves the super thin girls - i.e kate bosworth

By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 11:54:36
I think those gay rumours still apply when the females he dates have little boy bodies.

By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 11:56:05
Her ass is flat.

She's still hotter than 98.92% of the world's population though.

By Hyperbole, on February 21, 2008 12:02:20
What little boy do you know with a breasts like that?? She is soo hot!!

By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 12:23:24
Hot? You think Cameron Diaz's little sister is hot? Seriously, you do?

By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 12:28:43
I saw them a few weeks ago together in the security line at LAX. She looks like she should be holding duel to the death tournaments for the chance to touch her shoes and he should be serving me coffee in Silver Lake.

By thebig28, on February 21, 2008 12:31:03
She looks like a chihuahua and her lack of any kind of an ass makes my insides turn.

By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 12:32:18
she's been taking that new drug noasitol.

By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 12:37:29
I'd hit that all night long. I'd be humpin' & pumpin' her 24/7/365...

By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 12:53:54
WTF is wrong with your head? she's the hottest model in VS and the hottest chick in the world. Bitter bitches are rarely attractive- might wanna check that.

By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 13:36:29
Gross. Victoria's Secret has really gone downhill.

By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 13:43:02
If your penis is tiny, this miniature doll-like creature would certainly make you feel proud.

By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 13:52:13
She's definitely fit (thin) and very cute, but I think hot is a stretch. She reminds me of Esther Canadas, who I always thought looked a little bit like an alien in the face. I'm not sure many of the people who find this hot really grasp how incredibly thin these girls are in real life.

By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 14:25:54
This Miranda girl was a lot hotter before I clicked for the bigger pics. Disappointing.

By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 14:28:13
Yeah, yeah, Orland Bloom, gay, blah, blah, blah--Miranda Kerr is what my wet dreams are made of. I would eat her pussy for seven days in several different ways.

By Abram, on February 21, 2008 15:02:43
She's OK. Looks good now because she's young, but 5 years from now that face is going to explode and she's going to look really nasty. He better get his sex now before it's too late.

By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 15:07:19
Orlando Bloom has a thing for anorexics.

By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 15:07:50
Definitely a butterface.

By Mike - NJ, on February 21, 2008 15:13:22
Maybe in a few years she can save up enough money from her VS job to get some work done on her face. And by some work I mean a lot of work.

By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 16:10:25
I never quite trust couples who feel the need to be all over each other in public.

By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 16:12:07
she is just tall nothing speciall about her ,and maybe he keeps her in the basement because he does not want the guys to find out ,he wants to be available for them

By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 17:18:03
she's fugly and too skinny.... besides, we're talking about the guy who banged kirsten dunst.... so they're both gross...

By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 17:34:00
OK... everyone....Miranda Kerr is HAWT. Anyone that says otherwise is kidding themselves, however I do admit that those pictures attached to this article are quite un-flattering. Have a look on the net for other pictures of her and you will see how hot she is.
She is frikking awesome in real life as well.
GO THE AUSSIES !!!!!!

By Do$tylz, on February 21, 2008 17:46:29
These comments always leave me confused!! I think she is GORGEOUS! She is so beautiful I spend minutes at a time staring at her in the VS beach catalog. Her face is adorable and her body is amazing, she looks like a living doll. Im a girl and im not a lesbian but wow she is stunning lol I want her!

By Jessi, on February 21, 2008 20:25:53
She has no tits her ass. Her face is pretty, though. I think she could do runway modeling, but Victoria's Secret? That's shameful.

By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 21:04:02
she looks like a CHILD!!!

By anonymous, on February 21, 2008 23:59:49
OK... everyone....Miranda Kerr is HAWT. Anyone that says otherwise is kidding themselves, however I do admit that those pictures attached to this article are quite un-flattering. Have a look on the net for other pictures of her and you will see how hot she is.
She is frikking awesome in real life as well.
GO THE AUSSIES !!!!!!

By Do$tylz, on February 21, 2008 17:46:29

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The other pictures you find in the internet are AIR BRUSHED thats why she looks good in them the pics posted here are real thats how she really looks nasty

By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 16:02:29
Miranda is possibly the most hottest woman there is. Women who can compliment beautiful women are usually quite attractive themselves and those who can't... well, let's just say they look the complete opposite.

By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 18:19:57
ok i am a girl and i wish i were her!!are you blind?she is simply STUNNING

By anonymous, on February 23, 2008 09:00:58
ok i am a girl and i wish i were her!!are you blind?she is simply STUNNING

By anonymous, on February 23, 2008 09:04:14
She's ok but Kate Bosworth was much hotter in her Blue Crush days. She had the perfect ass in that movie.

By anonymous, on February 23, 2008 11:44:29
You know what always makes me laugh about Orlando Bloom? I have a lesbian half-sister and -sans facial hair- he looks exactly like her. Whether or not he is gay, I can never get that physical similarity out of my mind.

By Jack Salem, on February 25, 2008 15:06:15