Paris Hilton Has Too Many Dogs

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  1. For somebody who went to private schools and uses the term "public schooled" as an insult to belittle others, how can she not know to spay and neuter her animals? Hell, you don't even need schooling to figure that out, just watch an episode of the Price is Right. Stupid bitch. I wish people like Ellen had more balls and would really put these worthless celebs to the question and not let them off the hook so easily.

    By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 10:36:32

  2. Paris Hilton is actually a high school dropout, btw. What a loser.

    By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 10:46:10

  3. the bitch is a piece of shit drunk that lies alot she was supposed to go to africa and she never did she was supposed to stay indoors she din't ,she is just a waste of space why do they keep interviewing her and why did David Letterman kissed her bony ass the other day damn is he loosing his old mind?

    By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 10:54:11

  4. They forgot to count the one obvious dog.

    By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 10:56:33

  5. "I wish people like Ellen had more balls"

    I'm thinking Ellen is all set in that department.

    By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 11:04:04

  6. Hi 10:54:11! Good to meet you! Let's get acquainted.

    By Basic Funadmentals of Grammar and Punctuation, on February 15, 2008 11:07:42

  7. This is unsurprising. Ever since the ancient Egyptian days, the form of the dog has been reviled and associated with death and dishonor. In the Old Kingdon texts, the jackal-god Anubis is the gatekeeper to the afterlife of the pharaohs. Likewise, Paris Hilton believes that an army of small dogs will protect her from those who wish to do her harm. Like Anubis with the spirit of Ramses II, Ptolemy, and the others who are laid to rest below teh great stones of Giza, Paris Hilton's phalanx of chihuahuas will ward off the hordes of paparazzi and lawyers, for they do not wish to confront the emptiness which awaits them the other side of The Great River.

    By Vigilante's Anus, on February 15, 2008 11:23:27

  8. I hate to be picky 11:07:42, but if you are going to shit on people for grammar and punctuation mistakes shouldn't you be sure you spell all your words correctly?

    By JAM, on February 15, 2008 11:28:10

  9. Hi 11:07:42! Good to meet you! Let's get acquainted.

    By Basic FUNDAMENTALS of Spelling, on February 15, 2008 11:28:34

  10. I love it when the grammar police turn to cannibalism.

    By J-Bird, on February 15, 2008 11:41:58

  11. Man that pic you have of her is fucking great, she looks like a pale crack whore, she even has lipstick on her teeth, haha great pic.

    By Trax, on February 15, 2008 11:44:08

  12. Bob Barker needs to make a statement right about now.

    By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 12:05:04

  13. why do you people get so bent out of shape when someone spells something wrong? does it REALLY bother you that much? Are you that bored with life? It's a just a comment people...

    By hello.., on February 15, 2008 12:08:26

  14. This slutty whore is quite possibly the stupidest person on planet earth. I mean, who admits to violating the law on a National TV show? Her excuse will probably be "I didn't know it was illegal to have 17 dogs in 1 house:; yeah, right. Even I know that one, and I don't even have any dogs. Ignorance of the law (or, in her case, inability to walk & think at the same time) is no excuse.

    She's put herself in a legal mess with her empty head & big mouth. What a complete & total moron...

    By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 14:07:50

  15. I think the seventeen "dogs" referred to are her movies, CDs, television shows etc.

    By jbonz, on February 15, 2008 15:48:04

  16. I could care less how many animals this whore carries around with her, brings them on Letterman or abandons the poor animals when she tires of looking after them. This bitch needs to be fixed herself so she and some loser peckerhead do not bring more spoiled dumbshits into the world! Greggo

    By Greggo, on February 15, 2008 16:08:55

  17. hello, it is annoying when grown adults can't tell the difference between "their, there, they're", or my personal favorite, "lose and loose". It is not boredom with life, I guess I just expect people to have actually learned something in school.

    I don't think they could find any of her dogs, because 14 of the 17 are probably DEAD- left in a closet while she trotted around promoting her Joke of a Movie.

    By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 22:18:38

  18. Brain. Dead. Moron.

    By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 22:30:25

  19. No brain, no pain...

    By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 22:30:43

  20. i that picture you have posted why does it look like she doesnt have any bottom teeth??
    she may live in beverly hills...but shes more like a hillbilly.

    By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 23:19:25

  21. I am one of many that have 0 interest whom this non-heiress dates; her wonky eye; her Valtrex prescriptions; that’s her business and frankly, who cares? But I do care that she is still the same narcissistic, disingenuous “commodity” who constantly buys and sells herself as a role model. We are so fed up with seeing her name and obnoxious persona in the media. But the more people comment on her – even if it’s negative – the more she will stay in public view. Any press is good press.

    If you want this “person” to truly go away, stop commenting on her; you’re just putting money in her pocket. Or, just post, “No more stories about Hilton,” and send complaint e-mails to those other sites she obviously has arrangements with to keep her in the public eye.

    By Hilton Never Was an Heiress, on February 16, 2008 04:00:24

  22. Go away, Hilton!

    By Geo, on February 16, 2008 08:36:12

  23. Damn show can the Laguna Beach girl afford those Louboutins

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2008 10:00:25

  24. Her response was hilarious as to why she has so many dogs. "because if I had a child I would feel bad if someone gave them away"??

    She's such a "DIM WIT", I can't wait until the drugs no longer help her live in "fantasy world" then and only then will she face all the NEGATIVE energy she exudes.

    By Paris Was Made to Be A Joke, on February 16, 2008 11:50:43

  25. If this on-her-knees c*cksucking whore had the slightest bit of brains left, she would immediately give her dogs away. This is a HUGE publicity nightmare for her, and she needs to address it immediately.

    Like someone previously said, "no brain, no pain".

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2008 13:22:06

  26. Now that we all know what she's like, I don't think anyone is stupid enough to want a relationship with her, let alone sleep with her.

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2008 14:43:19

  27. I really love Ellen but for the life of me I can NOT figure out why she keeps allowing Paris on her show. This is not the first time she has been a guest.

    Paris has no redeeming values. Ellen rescues dogs, treats her fans like gold, is respectful to all her guests whether they deserve it or not. She's just a sweet person. Paris is an inconsiderate ass and is well known among celebs for being incredibly self involved.

    Why, Ellen, why?

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2008 16:20:20

  28. (Reads comment her anus left)

    Jesus, I really need to stop using blotter paper to wipe my ass.

    PS: Dear 14:43...There will always be someone stupid enough. And one day her disease will spread through the marvel of procreation.

    Trust.



    By Vigilante, on February 16, 2008 16:43:27

  29. hello, it is annoying when grown adults can't tell the difference between "their, there, they're", or my personal favorite, "lose and loose". It is not boredom with life, I guess I just expect people to have actually learned something in school.

    I don't think they could find any of her dogs, because 14 of the 17 are probably DEAD- left in a closet while she trotted around promoting her Joke of a Movie.

    By anonymous, on February 15, 2008 22:18:38

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    I also expect people to learn that the beginning of a sentence is capitalized. Go back to school stupid whore instead of criticizing people for their grammar, when in fact you sound like an illiterate moron yourself.

    By anonymous, on February 16, 2008 18:47:33

  30. Anon 18:47:33

    "hello", is the Person's NAME, who I was addressing.
    My sentences ARE capitalized- you DUMBASS.

    You are obviously one of the people who can't discern between the words I mentioned.

    By anonymous, on February 17, 2008 11:14:27

  31. God, the idiotic drivel of a blithering moron - Paris deserves to be shot. Who likes this bitch and is buying her products? More importantly, THEY should be shot.

    By anonymous, on February 18, 2008 06:42:00

  32. What a stupid twat. There's been blind items all over the internet about an "heiress" who has had numerous pets die in closets because of no food or water. It's this stupid twat. She's so empty headed that she keeps buying pets, and not feeding/watering them. It's inhumane, and she keeps doing it; she looks at pets as fashion accessories.

    Please, do a thorough investigation & convict this stupid dimwitted cunt; toss her stupid herpes infected ass in jail; I'd REALLY enjoy seeing another picture of her in the back seat of a car going off to prison, crying like a pussy...

    By anonymous, on February 18, 2008 23:02:48

  33. She is so gross. And she has man feet, a size 13 in gucchi pumps.

    By anonymous, on February 19, 2008 19:34:00

  34. Goddamn, I get itchy when I look at her. *shudder*

    By This Fool, on February 20, 2008 22:49:51

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