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Paris Hilton is Still Ugly

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By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 10:07:38
Paris has a huge nasty zit on her back.

By uncle fucker, on February 5, 2008 10:09:38
She is the nastiest, ugliest, most pathetic piece of shit excuse for a human being EVER. I guess she didn't have time, in between her pathetic movie premiere & her endorsements & parties, to set up that 1/2 way house for in-mates, or donating time for charity, like she emptyheadedly told Larry King she was planning on doing. But what the hell, this herpes infected skank also told Larry King that she'd NEVER done drugs. Ever. While, at the same time, photos & video of her smoking dope & snorting crack were posted on this & other internet sites. I guess ol' brain dead pearASS forgot about "this here thingy called the internet..."

Hey fucking moron pearASS, spell "Rwanda". No? I didn't think so, you hagged out SLUT...

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 10:11:06
How come Paris Hilton has not been euthanized yet? I mean seriously that slutty bitch needs to be put to sleep before her disgusting skank diseases spread to us all...Maybe she should be tricked by PETA (not too hard to trick that dumb bitch) and they should kill her ass because I know I have seen dogs that are more cute than that Cyber Hussy.

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 10:17:54
That other chick is hot. Did anyone see the movie poster? It's atrocious.

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 10:28:03
Why is she so orange? She looks like Mike Ditka.

By Jim, on February 5, 2008 10:35:25
The "Nottie" was that chick from Step by Step... the tomboy one... I think her name was Al on the show.

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 10:35:53
I love the "spins straw into gold" ref...that was genius. that is the perfect way to describe her. i mean perfect!

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 10:38:34
They really had to work hard to make that girl look uglier than Paris. And the way they did her "ugly makeup" is really dumb--very cliche and over the top.
I'm sure this movie is going to be a box-office hit. Maybe it will even win a grammy!

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 10:51:38
Only reason why Paris is apart of this movie is because she's producing it(putting up her own money to be apart of it). The actress playing the nottie is a seasoned actress and so it's funny that this movie is a blatant excuse for Paris to gloat about herself again. Let me guess the plot...Paris teaches this other girl how to be hot right???? How original... :p

By ParisShouldGoAwayAlready, on February 5, 2008 11:00:05
kinda looks like a transsexual Mr. Bean

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 11:02:56
Paris as Hottie...oh, I get it. Irony.

By JAC, on February 5, 2008 11:09:18
i'd hit it

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 11:18:57
Paris is playing the character that flaps its wings and drops a baby from its beak at "nottie's" home.

By Gloop, on February 5, 2008 11:21:43
i don't think that is a zit...probably a runaway herp.

By joescrapshack, on February 5, 2008 11:35:05
how's this for a thought.....the reverse business model for being famous.

instead of fucking her way into movies (the herpes thing may be a turn off to some producers), perhaps Paris is paying to be in movies, and then recouping her money through personal appearances and other celebrity endorsements.

this could explain how the hell she continues to land roles and be in the public eye when she has absolutely no fucking talent....

just a thought but plausible

By hey-sus, on February 5, 2008 11:40:49
Wonk eye. I don't care how many times I say it. Wonk eye never gets old.

By bv, on February 5, 2008 11:55:41
Sadly she actually believes she is a "hottie"

By AThinker, on February 5, 2008 12:00:12
how's this for a thought.....the reverse business model for being famous.

instead of fucking her way into movies (the herpes thing may be a turn off to some producers), perhaps Paris is paying to be in movies, and then recouping her money through personal appearances and other celebrity endorsements.

this could explain how the hell she continues to land roles and be in the public eye when she has absolutely no fucking talent.... just a thought but plausible

By hey-sus, on February 5, 2008 11:40:49
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You hit the nail right on the head. This is what ol' untalented, leg-spreading, herpes infected, no pain-no brain pear-ASS does to get in movies; she puts up the majority of the money herself (if not all), and gets top billing in films that are pathetically worthless. Then, she promotes the crap out of them with her own money & media whoring. She may spend 3-5 million on a piece of crap film like this, but she'll make 10 million on endorsements, personal appearances & club openings. She may be making money, but it also proves that she's the worlds biggest media whore (feel free to take out "media"), with knee pads...

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 12:26:15
FUCK YOU PARIS!

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 12:38:29
Wow! It makes me inbelievably happy to hear the hatred of the wonk-eye still lives. The World still is a decent place to live in when I read these comments. Interesting the Paris' reverse business model. So that's how she continues to feed off the media. Could someone please find the loop-hole and DESTROY her? For the sake of the youth of today. Blessings to you all!

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 13:13:16
Alice the goon says quit stealing my look!
http://www.mezcotoyz.com/store/detail.aspx?ID=124

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 14:43:28
WONK!

"I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick."

By Joe Mahma, on February 5, 2008 17:18:14
I used to think despite the fact that she was a diseased, sociopathic whore, she was still pretty hot, but she looks like shit late and that wonky eye is just getting worse and worse.

By thebig28, on February 5, 2008 17:20:54
Uh, isn't she supposed to be in Rwanda, or championing fundraisers for breast cancer, or something? What happened to all that?

OH and I can't blieve IDLYITW.COM didn't post this, but 50 Cent told her to "get the fuck off the stage, know what I mean?" at one of his parties. There's a video of it, run along and hit up google! Funny shit.

By Roflcopter, on February 5, 2008 18:01:02
He wasn't talking to Paris, he was talking to one of the security guards who kept getting on the stage when he was supposed to be on the floor. I'm sorry I know that. :(

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 18:07:13
The vid is bullshit, it was Paris Hilton's party, 50 Cent was talking to a rent-a-cop, and the pic agency is misleading people saying there are pics of her crying when she's just sweating and laughing. Paris is still a cunt and I wish that story was true.

By 50 Pesos, on February 5, 2008 18:17:16
She really is an unattractive person. You'd think some plastic surgeon somewhere would be falling over himself to take her money and make her look better.

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 18:35:27
JESUS, JUST DIE ALREADY, YOU LEG SPREADING BITCH!

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 19:07:14
Who would cast that cyclopyic dodo bird as "the hottie"? What is this world coming to?

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 19:54:44
Cycloptic dodo bird...that's right on the money. I was thinking "tookie bird", but yours is better...

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 21:39:14
what a fucking waste of money that movie is ,no one is going to see that piece of shit ,that money should had gone to some research center or a school so they can get computers and fix the toilets so much good but no some asshole got the stupid ass idea to make a shitty movie with the biggest whore in california and gave it a stupid name too ,damn PH is disgusting looking so who was the "star" in that STEP BY STEP tv show??

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 22:55:54
SHE HAS A BEAK....LIKE A BIRD!!!!1 LOLICOPTER!1!!!!1

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 23:25:22
CARA DE CULO VESTIDA DE SEDA!!! GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!!

By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 23:48:27
WHO is buying her shit? Someone must like her because her shameless self-promotion and media whoring continue and at the same time she manages to make lots and lots money! She is ugly, vapid, and irrelevant, but until people stop giving her their money we'll continue to be punished by her presence.

By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 06:26:26
she was on the news selling her disgusting perfume and you should see all the stupid girls and fags screaming for her oh how much they love her blah blah , so those are her fans stupid girls with no self steem and gay guys it was pathetic to see that shit , so those are the morons that will go see her stupid movie so her movie will make $100,000 stupid

By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 09:40:41
Paris is a legend in her own mind.

By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 10:46:46
Holy shit, in whose fucked-up mind is Paris hotter than that other chick?

By catman, on February 6, 2008 12:21:08
The wonky eye is becoming progressively more wonky. I wonder if one day it'll just shut completely and she'll take pictures with both of her eyes closed...

By NotBlonde, on February 6, 2008 12:26:10
@9:40 -- Not ALL gay guys like Paris. A random group of dumb fags has given us all a bad name.

By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 13:18:10
Can someone please kill her!!!

By islandgirl, on February 6, 2008 17:12:24
heres wonking at you kid.

By anonymous, on February 6, 2008 18:48:44
She looks like a slutty flamingo.

By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 04:43:01
SHE LOOKS LIKE A PRE-OP TRANNY, NEVER LIKED THIS BIRD LOOKING DEAD EYED BITCH!

By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 06:55:14