45 Comments:

1. God he is UGLY! That whole family is ugly.

   By anonymous, on February 12, 2008 11:33:16

2. It's easy to see why he's never photographed with the rest of the family. He's even uglier than Paris! Zit-boy seriously needs some Clearasil or Proactiv or something.

   By anonymous, on February 12, 2008 11:34:53

3. ewwwww!

   By anonymous, on February 12, 2008 11:41:10

4. Time to call Jamie Spears in on this case. He specializes in saving ugly, spoiled, drunken drug users from themselves.
   
   WHERE ARE YOU JAMIE??? Oh...just got a text...he's picking up Mary-Kate Olsen on the way.

   By anonymous, on February 12, 2008 11:45:34

5. Good grief...he looks just like Nicky Hilton! LOL

   By anonymous, on February 12, 2008 11:49:45

6. ph looks hawt in those photos...sorry but true y'all

   By skankit, on February 12, 2008 11:50:55

7. Those Hiltons have certainly done a FINE job raising their children to be responsible, intelligent adults. Next thing you know, Kathy Hilton will be coming out with a parenting book of her own.

   By anonymous, on February 12, 2008 11:52:15

8. All the hiltons need to be taken out into a field shot in the head and buried in a deep hole, they are wastes of skin

   By THE PUNISHER, on February 12, 2008 12:04:03

9. He's obviously much more advanced than his sister.

   By anonymous, on February 12, 2008 12:09:16

10. The Natalee Holloway reference was plain-old WRONG. Not saying that I didn't nearly piss myself from laughing however.

    By Jennifer, on February 12, 2008 12:15:25

11. The apples don't fall far from the other apples.

    By anonymous, on February 12, 2008 12:23:40

12. LOL at 12:23.
    
    
    and,
    Dear millionaire, splurge on some proactive.

    By anonymous, on February 12, 2008 12:42:44

13. who are the douche bags in the background of those picturess smiling and taking pics of that hag???

    By PK, on February 12, 2008 12:43:32

14. The bro looks like a perfect combination of turd and nerd.
    
    And with a name like "Barron", well...

    By Baron von Buttplug, on February 12, 2008 12:51:03

15. So maybe we'll have another Hilton prison drama? That would be exciting....

    By anonymous, on February 12, 2008 12:53:09

16. lol @ "Bystanders complimented Tellez on his English."

    By anonymous, on February 12, 2008 13:06:17

17. The Hilton parents are major scumbags, that's why their kids are all such pieces of shit. I agree with the comment above---take them out on a field and put a bullet in each one of them. They are a major waste of air and space. I'd even volunteer to do the shooting, with great pleasure.

    By anonymous, on February 12, 2008 13:09:33

18. I feel a little ashamed for clicking on those photos, as much as I can't stand Paris and hope she dies soon.
    Oh well. Boob is boob. When there's a chance see boobs, you take it. At least that's what I figure.

    By catman, on February 12, 2008 13:09:36

19. Naming your son Barron is almost guaranteeing that he is going to get ass raped at least once a week.

    By anonymous, on February 12, 2008 13:14:21

20. Hey, Barron!
    
    How much for your seester?

    By Jesus Diego Gonzalez de la Macarena, on February 12, 2008 13:21:31

21. In his mug shot, he looks like Anthony Michael Hall in the Sixteen Candles timeframe.

    By anonymous, on February 12, 2008 13:29:32

22. gosh, this whole family just reeks of class. And being of high society where they arent much good for anything, shouldnt they at least be able to hold their liquor?? Im just saying....

    By Mau, on February 12, 2008 13:45:55

23. The Hilton Family = Class Personified
    
    I'm sure if his parents weren't so self-absorbed and had half a clue they'd come awfully close to being horrified.
    
    Thankfully, they could care less.
    
    

    By Vigilante, on February 12, 2008 13:53:48

24. The Hiltons should all be put in front of a Firing Squad

    By anonymous, on February 12, 2008 14:16:42

25. What a goofy looking idiot. Just what the world needs, another fuck up from the Hilton family on the loose.

    By anonymous, on February 12, 2008 14:18:19

26. Hmmm... Apparently the wonky eye is genetic.

    By anonymous, on February 12, 2008 14:43:35

27. The Hilton Family must be proud he's following slutty sis in the Hilton downward spiral.

    By Killing in the name of, on February 12, 2008 14:49:31

28. Good job, Hilton parents! Now, every one of your kids has a DUI on their record; you must be so proud! It's too bad this young kid has decided to follow his slutty whore sister pearASS on the road to alcoholism & stupidity. No wonder grandpa Hilton gave 97% of the Hilton fortune to charity; allowing these idiots (including moronic parents dumbass Rick & braindead Kathy) access to hundreds of millions would mean they would end up killing someone or creating total carnage over a 100 mile area...

    By anonymous, on February 12, 2008 17:11:53

29. Were people throwing money at her? Priceless!

    By Mephistopheles, on February 12, 2008 17:17:26

30. Girl, are these some of those "like, 800 dollar" shoes we've been hearing about? They look more like some Payless FMPs from the drag queen store in China Town...

    By lastdiva, on February 12, 2008 17:53:16

31. Shit, lastdiva, you're right. Those are some tacky ass shoes. Like, 800 Yen maybe.

    By Vigilante, on February 12, 2008 18:10:00

32. Wow, well isn't he just the bad boy. I hope I never run into him at the local dairy queen. Him and his band of misfit hooligans might break out into a rendition of "Greased Lightening". Consider yourself warned!

    By humpinfrog, on February 12, 2008 18:33:58

33. I was thinking he looked kind of like Andrew Shue in that mug shot...

    By Baron Von Buttmunch, on February 12, 2008 19:31:15

34. "The bro looks like a perfect combination of turd and nerd."
    
    Perfect description - exactly what I was thinking.

    By anonymous, on February 12, 2008 20:44:06

35. she's a natural holding that mike. she thinks it's a cock and the cameras are rolling.

    By chuggdog, on February 12, 2008 21:36:37

36. One thing is clear, the fact that Paris clearly had no plastic surgery.

    By anonymous, on February 12, 2008 22:23:31

37. He looks like he's been crying in that mugshot because he's going to jail.

    By CovUK, on February 13, 2008 00:45:02

38. Classic, 18:33.

    By anonymous, on February 13, 2008 03:06:59

39. Paris Hilton has a brother??

    By anonymous, on February 13, 2008 05:59:46

40. I could never tell they are brothers :)

    By Axel M., on February 13, 2008 06:44:20

41. I love that Parasite refused to come bail him out. Weren't her parents supportive of her during her whole mess?

    By anonymous, on February 13, 2008 07:03:59

42. Well, Paris has never had a boob job, but she has had a nose job..and a bad one at that. One question...how did Barron end up with a normal little nose while the girls got those hook beaks?

    By anonymous, on February 13, 2008 07:17:43

43. Nice sweater dork!

    By anonymous, on February 13, 2008 09:03:11

44. ok. i get paris. that was your brother i saw the other day.

    By Herman B, on February 14, 2008 07:33:27

45. Hang the little prick.

    By anonymous, on February 14, 2008 15:08:09