I think she looks great for 45. I didn't appreciate the lip-syncing, though. I can't believe she'd do that, knowing that she'd be opening herself up to a crucifixtion of massive proportions.
She's lucky that fucktacular Heidi Montag video came out today. That's the only thing shitty enough to take the edge off this lip-synced monstrosity...
Her lip synching WASN'T synched, and it was TERRIBLE. She should stick to being a whiny crybaby on AI; her days as a "performer" (what a joke that was) are long over...
Yo, Paula, dawg I don't know what's goin' on, dawg I don't know if it's me tonight or whatever But dawg, that was completely the wrong song For me For you I didn't get it It wasn't half as good as failed Idol contestants It felt like weird karaoke to me I don't know what's happenin' here I don't know what's goin' on here
I know. It's like comparing plain shit to shit with sparkles on it. But it's true.
Hitler and Britney would've been great together. She could've learned a new accent 'n everything. Then they could've rented a bunker somewheres...and...well, you know the rest.
That has so many things wrong with it besides the lip-syncing! Plus it just reinforces all those idiots who think they can sing and try out for AI. Maybe they should be allowed to bring voice-processing tools to their auditions.
BTW, what the hell is Pete Townsend doing playing guitar on this crap?
And it's about time the Weebles guys got into the microphone stand business. It's such a perfect fit...
I do not want to see lithe 20 year olds with moderately good singing voices doing this kind of crap - I certainly do not want to see someone pushing fifty with no voice to speak of doing it. Fuck off Abdul!!
The tune's "OK", though not memorable. And Abdul really should know better than to try a poppy "dance" song at this stage in her career. It makes her seem like a has-been trying to revive past success. I know that's basically what she is, but she shouldn't be confirming it to everybody. The choreography is ludicrous.
Oh. My. Gawd. That was so horrendous as to be moderately funny. All has really been said, to see an old woman (same age as me, btw) do this is equivalent to trying to kiss your 14 year old good-bye as you drop him off at football practice. STOP! You are embarassing the world. Thank God every single day for your AI gig and hope they don't notice that you are a washed up wingnut!
God she sucks. It still blows my mind that she judges a singing contest. I wonder how many times a contestant has been eliminated and they asked Simon and Randy point blank if either of them would pass Paula on to Hollywood. I bet they've edited that shit out a hundred times.
I totally thought the same thing: Janet Jackson knock off. Only without the "good" moves! I know Paula's had several injuries through the years, and I was thinking that's why she can't dance anymore, but really....why???
I hate that she is catered to. Like she is important. She got lucky initially having a music career through being a coreagrapher and then when that dried up she lucked into being an AI judge. And, it was luck because she was a name they could sell the show on and then AI is succesful and she actually is important again and gets credit and has a career. But AI's success has nothing to do with her. She gets to go on talk shows and act like she is an insider and she knows nothing and says nothing. She is a terrible judge and laughing at her uselessness is all she offers and somehow she is a star and then she gets a reality show that shows her trainwreck of a life and she is a total bitch, diva and has excuses for all her bullshit behavior. She acts like her blessed life is a triumph over adversity like she deserves success for "being so hardworking" and then she puts out a godawful song and gets paid for her crapiness and gets to do other things like ET. Sickening. I hate her and find her disgusting. She adds nothing to AI as she can't critique worth a damn and contestants have to kiss her butt like her opinion matters. All the gay guys come in and say "I love you, Paula Abdul." to flatter her superstar ego. Bitch should be fired.
Definitely enjoyed the dubbed-in crowd cheers and whistles through her sub-par performance. Grinning like an idiot the entire time too. How out of touch.
Here is a hint to the music industry, Paula's performance represents everything that is wrong with music today. The music industry is fielding crap and trying to pass it off as a big event. Paula was talentless way back when, except for some great dance moves, and she's even more talentless now that she can't dance. MTV, this is especially to you who gave Paula a good review -- stop trying to pass crap off as something we should get excited about. You ought to be ashamed of yourselves for seeing anything positive in Paula waving her arms and swaying her hips while lip syncing poorly to computer enhanced vocals and calling this entertainment. My cat is 10 times more entertaining and he is more sane too.
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Leave Your CommentI'd do her.
By anonymous, on February 4, 2008 09:42:40
18-1.
By anonymous, on February 4, 2008 09:45:56
I think she looks great for 45. I didn't appreciate the lip-syncing, though. I can't believe she'd do that, knowing that she'd be opening herself up to a crucifixtion of massive proportions.
By anonymous, on February 4, 2008 09:49:48
She's lucky that fucktacular Heidi Montag video came out today. That's the only thing shitty enough to take the edge off this lip-synced monstrosity...
By Flabtacular Craptaction, on February 4, 2008 09:53:45
Her lip synching WASN'T synched, and it was TERRIBLE. She should stick to being a whiny crybaby on AI; her days as a "performer" (what a joke that was) are long over...
By anonymous, on February 4, 2008 10:00:38
If Abdul can judge singing talent then Jessica Alba should be a member of the Actor Studio audition committee.
By anonymous, on February 4, 2008 10:01:51
Still miles better than Shitney at the VMAs.
By Vigilante, on February 4, 2008 10:10:43
Yo, Paula, dawg
I don't know what's goin' on, dawg
I don't know if it's me tonight or whatever
But dawg, that was completely the wrong song
For me
For you
I didn't get it
It wasn't half as good as failed Idol contestants
It felt like weird karaoke to me
I don't know what's happenin' here
I don't know what's goin' on here
By Randy Jackson, on February 4, 2008 10:18:26
"Better than Britney at the VMAs"?
That's like being a "Better head of state than Hitler".
By anonymous, on February 4, 2008 10:23:40
If she's a choreographer, shouldn't she be able to do some more complicated than just waving her arms around and wiggling her hips?
By anonymous, on February 4, 2008 10:29:37
I know. It's like comparing plain shit to shit with sparkles on it. But it's true.
Hitler and Britney would've been great together. She could've learned a new accent 'n everything. Then they could've rented a bunker somewheres...and...well, you know the rest.
By Vigilante, on February 4, 2008 10:41:30
That has so many things wrong with it besides the lip-syncing! Plus it just reinforces all those idiots who think they can sing and try out for AI. Maybe they should be allowed to bring voice-processing tools to their auditions.
BTW, what the hell is Pete Townsend doing playing guitar on this crap?
And it's about time the Weebles guys got into the microphone stand business. It's such a perfect fit...
By anonymous, on February 4, 2008 10:50:48
I do not want to see lithe 20 year olds with moderately good singing voices doing this kind of crap - I certainly do not want to see someone pushing fifty with no voice to speak of doing it. Fuck off Abdul!!
By Samantha , on February 4, 2008 11:01:05
The tune's "OK", though not memorable. And Abdul really should know better than to try a poppy "dance" song at this stage in her career. It makes her seem like a has-been trying to revive past success. I know that's basically what she is, but she shouldn't be confirming it to everybody.
The choreography is ludicrous.
By catman, on February 4, 2008 11:03:08
i love how older out of shape female "singers" find larger female dancers to make them look like they're in better shape than they are...
..since Abdul is far from being a milf...lets start a new descriptive word for wenches like her...
badger
(advance apologies to badgers everywhere for the comparison)
By Hey-sus, on February 4, 2008 11:20:14
Oh. My. Gawd. That was so horrendous as to be moderately funny. All has really been said, to see an old woman (same age as me, btw) do this is equivalent to trying to kiss your 14 year old good-bye as you drop him off at football practice. STOP! You are embarassing the world. Thank God every single day for your AI gig and hope they don't notice that you are a washed up wingnut!
By guilty pleasures, on February 4, 2008 11:21:13
God she sucks. It still blows my mind that she judges a singing contest. I wonder how many times a contestant has been eliminated and they asked Simon and Randy point blank if either of them would pass Paula on to Hollywood. I bet they've edited that shit out a hundred times.
By coolpapa, on February 4, 2008 11:23:53
Just another lip-syncing has been doubling as a Janet Jackson knock-off. Is she sober ? Just terrible, keep trying to judge other no talent hacks.
By anonymous, on February 4, 2008 11:51:58
I totally thought the same thing: Janet Jackson knock off. Only without the "good" moves! I know Paula's had several injuries through the years, and I was thinking that's why she can't dance anymore, but really....why???
By anonymous, on February 4, 2008 12:50:53
the black dude said the song was great so did simon those bastards lied sons of bitches ,the song sucks ass
By the song sucks, on February 4, 2008 15:19:22
And yet, these two are judges at a singing contest. And America watches the crap out of it.
By anonymous, on February 4, 2008 15:21:02
Paula Abdul? It's the superbowl. THE GOD DAMN SUPERBOWL! Paula is the best they could find??
By Roflcopter, on February 4, 2008 20:31:54
I hate that she is catered to. Like she is important. She got lucky initially having a music career through being a coreagrapher and then when that dried up she lucked into being an AI judge. And, it was luck because she was a name they could sell the show on and then AI is succesful and she actually is important again and gets credit and has a career. But AI's success has nothing to do with her. She gets to go on talk shows and act like she is an insider and she knows nothing and says nothing. She is a terrible judge and laughing at her uselessness is all she offers and somehow she is a star and then she gets a reality show that shows her trainwreck of a life and she is a total bitch, diva and has excuses for all her bullshit behavior. She acts like her blessed life is a triumph over adversity like she deserves success for "being so hardworking" and then she puts out a godawful song and gets paid for her crapiness and gets to do other things like ET. Sickening. I hate her and find her disgusting. She adds nothing to AI as she can't critique worth a damn and contestants have to kiss her butt like her opinion matters. All the gay guys come in and say "I love you, Paula Abdul." to flatter her superstar ego. Bitch should be fired.
By The American Public, on February 4, 2008 23:33:52
The best part was the beginning w/ the drumline and the "Hey baby" callback...the rest sucked so hard.
By anonymous, on February 4, 2008 23:34:48
Definitely enjoyed the dubbed-in crowd cheers and whistles through her sub-par performance. Grinning like an idiot the entire time too. How out of touch.
By Josephine, on February 5, 2008 00:33:30
I'd bang that like a screen door in a hurricane.
By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 01:22:35
It was a little pitch-y, for me, you know?
By anonymous, on February 5, 2008 07:00:03
Here is a hint to the music industry, Paula's performance represents everything that is wrong with music today. The music industry is fielding crap and trying to pass it off as a big event. Paula was talentless way back when, except for some great dance moves, and she's even more talentless now that she can't dance. MTV, this is especially to you who gave Paula a good review -- stop trying to pass crap off as something we should get excited about. You ought to be ashamed of yourselves for seeing anything positive in Paula waving her arms and swaying her hips while lip syncing poorly to computer enhanced vocals and calling this entertainment. My cat is 10 times more entertaining and he is more sane too.
By StompThem, on February 5, 2008 15:49:42
I see Mrs Pillhead was in rare form yawmmmmmmmmm
By islandgirl, on February 6, 2008 17:14:43
her lip sync was off but bleh .. that's to be expected.. Otherwise it was a ok song. Not the best and by far not the worse.
By RC, on February 7, 2008 00:37:31
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