44 Comments:

1. Fucking awesome!

   By TheExpatriot, on February 1, 2008 09:09:07

2. Jewess.

   By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 09:25:28

3. She has her underwear on in the first shot, so is she essentially dropping a steaming pile of bricks in her pants. Classy. She's funny and all and she's the type I wouldnt mind getting drunk/stoned with, give her a good plowing, then play some Halo with afterwards.
   
   Dump Jimmy and go out with me, Sarah, my wife wont mind.

   By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 09:31:43

4. Yeah that was great.

   By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 09:36:11

5. That is some funny shit! Thanks.

   By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 09:36:19

6. I don't usually find her that funny but that was pretty humnerous.

   By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 09:42:00

7. I would in a second.

   By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 09:48:23

8. I can't decide whether I love this bitch or hate her. I loved how she tore into Paris and Britney at the MTV Awards a while ago. But her "shtick" is getting a little old already. Ok, we get, it Sarah. You're cool and funny and like fart jokes, like Jenny Mcarthy. Now let's move on, shall we?

   By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 10:04:10

9. This is why Damon is cooler than 99.9 percent of Hollywood asswipes....this and the Bourne movies. Those fucking rocked.

   By Jim, on February 1, 2008 10:08:42

10. she craps with her panties on?? what a sick bitch hahahahaha she is funny and bet she will make fun of crazy britney

    By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 10:22:10

11. I love the line at the end: "Jimmy, we're out of time. Sorry." I didn't think they could squeeze any more out of that running joke after Damon's appearance, but apparently there was a little bit left in there.

    By quoipourquoi, on February 1, 2008 10:36:23

12. She's one of those people you can tell smells bad by just LOOKING at her - and no, not just in the bathroom shots.

    By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 10:54:47

13. Not even remotely funny....Whoever thought this was funny, probably watches American Idol.

    By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 11:22:57

14. sometimes in life you just need a laugh.

    By alwayshungry, on February 1, 2008 11:28:00

15. Ya,taking a shit in your pants is real classy.

    By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 11:45:12

16. Matt Damon Fuckin Rocks!

    By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 12:27:47

17. matt can do better

    By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 12:32:29

18. The Silverman video raises an interesting question: why are humans obsessed with their fecal matter? I believe it was Nietzsche, the German philosopher, who said "Man is closest to God when
    he sings about his rectal activity". In a way, I suppose the crazy kraut had a point.
    
    Either way, I believe there is a strange duality among our feces and some of the great works of art throughout the history of mankind. Notice that the Gugenheim museum is in a coil shape, not unlike the pattern often seen in canine turds.
    
    Coincidence? I think not, my friends.
    
    I think not.

    By Vigilante's Anus, on February 1, 2008 12:36:05

19. Man I hate Jimmy's sister.

    By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 12:53:11

20. She's alright. I like the breakdown in the middle.
    
    That "You're Gonna Die Soon" song always gets stuck in my head.

    By adom, on February 1, 2008 12:53:42

21. What's the female equivalent of "douchebag"?

    By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 12:59:00

22. Did I miss something? In what alternate universe is Sarah interesting?

    By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 12:59:29

23. Matt Damon is SOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOT!!!!!!!!!!! I wish I was fucking Matt Damon... hahahha

    By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 13:07:10

24. Nuh-uh. I'M fucking Matt Damon.
    
    Or is it Ben Affleck? Dammit, I can't tell the two apart.
    
    (Hey, Buddy...what's yer name?)

    By Vigilante, on February 1, 2008 13:18:58

25. Same shtick since 2001.
    
    Farts.
    Granny rape.
    Black guy joke.
    <song>
    Shit joke.
    Jew joke. Kind of.
    Another black guy joke.
    <another song>
    Free choice asshole joke. Double points for making it a gay+asshole joke.
    Rape joke.
    <fuck. another song?>
    Yet another stale black guy joke.
    Tada!
    
    If she started doing her act naked, perhaps I would begin to appreciate it again.
    
    Naked, with a bear wearing a mini skirt.
    

    By Gonzo, on February 1, 2008 13:35:46

26. Deuce with her panties on? Spin off of 2 Girls 1 Cup? LOL

    By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 13:46:07

27. anonymous 13:46:07
    
    It's Jew girl, 1 poop.

    By *I'm* fuggin' Matt Damon!, on February 1, 2008 14:30:11

28. id like to fuck sarah, people either love her or hate her, i could kick jimmies ass, so maybe i could give it a shot

    By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 14:30:36

29. Vigilante's Anus - good question!
    
    Read a book called Poop Culture. It's fantastic.

    By She-nonymous, on February 1, 2008 16:24:29

30. I could not watch all of this video....was not funny at all.

    By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 17:08:06

31. Fucking hilarious video - at least she put some effort into making her appearance funny and memorable.

    By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 17:28:49

32. With her panties on, she will end up with some horrendous skidmarks!

    By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 17:57:50

33. Nasty bitch looks alot like the chick who played Al Pacino's sister in Godfather. A more cheaper, nastier, used up version that is.

    By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 18:17:22

34. i don't get it

    By ben affleck, on February 1, 2008 20:06:57

35. I bet that she smells fishy. Like low tide.

    By anonymous, on February 1, 2008 20:34:55

36. I CAN"T STAND THIS GAL!!!!
    
    
    

    By DANI, on February 1, 2008 21:10:06

37. Decent actor, he seems like a nice, funny and down to earth guy and that makes him charming but sexy or handsome really doesn't apply... I can't help but think of Bart Simpson when I see his face.

    By anonymous, on February 2, 2008 06:48:21

38. I bet Scotty doesn't know.

    By Kurt C., on February 2, 2008 07:39:49

39. gal? who says gal?

    By anonymous, on February 2, 2008 08:26:09

40. She is not funny on any level, she has to be the most unfunniest person doing comedy to call her a comedian is a crime against humanity!!

    By islandgirl7, on February 2, 2008 15:19:13

41. ...she isn't really, right? Matt Damon has morals and standards, right?

    By lil jimmy, on February 2, 2008 21:49:00

42. I think she's funny, and her show is hilarious.

    By anonymous, on February 3, 2008 23:32:32

43. I'm fucking Ben Affleck!

    By Matt Damon, on February 4, 2008 05:59:43

44. Matt, if you're fucking Ben Affleck then we have a lot of talking to do.
    
    And if you're talking to him later tell him he has to call me. I need to know what he wants done with this dead hooker he left in my garage.
    
    

    By Vigilante, on February 5, 2008 09:00:27