75 Comments:

• She has irritable bowel syndrome, but I didn't know that was one of the side effects!

  By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 14:30:50

• She's on Xenical. Gotta be.

  By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 14:31:34

• She's probably on one of those new diet pills that make you have diarrhea all day and night.

  By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 14:33:45

• So what now? Pee or poo?

  By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 14:43:10

• Maybe she's on medication that causes the symptom known as "anal seepage". OMG, that's disgusting to even think about...
  
  I think...I think I'm going to be sick...BARF!

  By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 14:50:15

• Maybe Tyra should buy these:
  
  http://www.drinkalot.com/Videos/564/Oops_I_crapped_my_pants.htm
  
  

  By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 15:01:00

• Oh well. I don't think this is "gross" or "pathetic" or "kill yourself now, because you can never hold your head up in public again". People have health issues. Shit happens (literally, I guess). I wish we were all kinder to each other regarding our bodies and the different ways it can "betray" us...

  By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 15:11:25

• When you're at a fashion show
  And you really gotta go
  Diarrhea, diarrhea
  
  Diarrhea song

  By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 15:17:26

• Relax, 15:11, this isn't some "normal" person. It's a crazy ex-model struggling with weight problems since she started eating for the first time in her life. Diet pills are probably her problem.

  By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 15:17:30

• Maybe she got her period.

  By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 15:28:47

• Ah ha ha ha ha ha! Ruprecht!
  
  "Freddy, what I am saying is: know your limitations. You are a moron."
  

  By Chips O'Toole, on February 7, 2008 15:29:03

• for 15:17:26
  
  When you're wearing haute couture
  And the doody starts to pour
  Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
  
  When you're at a glamour fitting
  And just can't stop all your shitting
  Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
  
  You're in your white ball gown
  And OH MY GOD! the back is brown
  Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
  
  Modeling is fun until
  the doo-doo starts to run
  Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
  
  Hard to pose for Leibovitz
  While in a puddle made of shits
  Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
  
  It's so sad that fashion blogs
  know she sprayed her dress with logs
  Diarrhea! Diarrhea!

  By My Fifth-Grade Sense of Humour, on February 7, 2008 15:37:07

• she would look hot in a diaper.

  By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 15:38:09

• Remember when she used to be hot? I do. And that seems like a long, long, long time ago now.

  By Carleton Banks, on February 7, 2008 16:01:05

• Tyra has Irritable Bowel Syndrome, so I think this post goes a little too far given that she has a chronic medical condition which makes you prone to diarrhea, among other embarassing and even painful symptoms. I have Crohn's Disease, a similar intestinal disease, myself and it's definitely a challenge to go about your day without worrying if you'll be able to make it to the bathroom in time once you leave the house. It also severely limits your diet and I know firsthand that the drugs used to treat Crohn's can be difficult to tolerate.
  
  I visit this site frequently, and I usually find the content very funny, but IBS illnesses affect up to 20% of the population so take a step back and remember to show some respect for the accomplishments she has made despite her disease.

  By Amanda, on February 7, 2008 16:01:54

• doesn't she have some sort of stomach condition? i've heard her talk about it before...in which case that's kinda low to spread shit (literally) around about her.
  

  By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 16:03:03

• Amanda 16:01:54
  
  Britney Spears is genuinely, totally, pole-vaulting-over-the-sanity-fence and getting fucked daily by an Al Qaeda paparazzo batshit crazy, and yet we make fun of her on a daily basis here. If you really visit the site frequently and usually find the content funny, then I think you're just going to have to accept the fact that every once in a while one of *your* sacred cows is going to end on the bun.
  
  And let's face it, Tyra's "accomplishments" can really be summed up as:
  
  1. Be pretty.
  
  And that's pretty much it.

  By The Anonymous Sodomite, on February 7, 2008 16:27:07

• Amanda, please don't take this the wrong way, but we're all laughing hysterically while reading your comment. Thank you!

  By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 16:41:16

• SQUIRTLE!!!!

  By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 16:58:34

• This must hit a little too close to home for Amanda. More than I needed to know about some chick, but still...
  
  I mean, out of all the things on this site to get offended by...there's 100 posts on Stevie Wonder falling on his ass...and you're offended by IBS TALK???!!!
  
  I think it's time to switch to baby wipes, that rash must be getting to you.

  By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 17:11:32

• IBS is not a "disease", it's a syndrome. It's a CURABLE syndrome. Cancer is a disease. Stop acting like "cancer" and "syndrome" are interchangeable.
  
  

  By Amanda is an asshole, on February 7, 2008 17:15:56

• Look, I totally understand that once in a while the jokes are going to hit too close to home to at least someone, and this time it was me, but I just wanted to clarify that this is a serious problem for a lot of people and it doesn't automatically mean she's on diet pills. Clearly, if you don't suffer from the symptoms yourself then you won't have the same admiration for what she has been able to overcome. But I felt like some of the comments needed to be countered with something that legitimizes her actual medical condition and set the record straight.

  By Amanda, on February 7, 2008 17:17:16

• Thank you for being so understanding. Not everyone is, of course, which is why the biggest challenge of IBS is educating the public. Afflicts over two million people yet most of us have never heard of it. And it strikes without regard to age, gender or race.

  By Garth Pancake, on February 7, 2008 17:27:24

• This is not an IBS support site. Don't ruin the comments with your pooping problems PLEASE. Say something funny or GTFO. I come here to laugh.

  By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 17:33:05

• Huh? An ex-model at Fashion Week has a change of clothing available, and some dork thinks that is odd?
  
  Could it be that Tyra Banks was planning on going directly from one event to another, but (gasp!) did not want to be photographed in the same outfit at both places?
  
  Or, maybe she carries a change of clothing in case of an accident, such as a spilled glass of wine at lunch, or getting splashed by a passing car, getting blood splattered on her after smashing the nose of said dork...

  By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 17:41:21

• I was diagnosed with Crohn's 6 years ago and I've yet to shit myself and need someone to bring me a change of clothes.
  
  Of course, now that I've said that...

  By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 17:58:18

• "not mother?"

  By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 17:58:54

• anon 17:41,
  
  . . . Or maybe she just keeps shitting herself?
  
  Tyra, unlike our beloved Britney Spears, lives in NY, and in NY, unlike LA, there isn't a gas station bathroom for her to take a shit in every five blocks because you're taking double the recommended dosage of laxitives.

  By TheBig28, on February 7, 2008 18:06:08

• Great. Now Tyra is spewing diarrhea out of both ends.
  
  By the way, this is probably the best collection of comments I've ever seen on this site. There's nothing like making fun of a celebrity shitting herself to bring a group of strangers together.

  By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 18:09:42

• thas wat happens when u OD on weight loss remedies

  By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 18:29:59

• How can you posters be so inconsiderate? Not to Tyra, of course, but to me? I'm gonna have the diarrhea song stuck in my head for days. At least now I have new verses to sing.

  By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 21:10:43

• Thanks to 5th grade sense of humor. Poetry in motion! My brother and I used to have fun with those. Good to hear them again and what better forum than Tyra shitting herself at fashion week? LOL And my mother-in-law has IBS. She gets PLENTY done . It ain't no big thing, she just farts a lot and it makes ME sick.

  By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 21:25:30

• Gives a whole new twist to the expression "skidding down the runway"

  By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 21:48:07

• I'm glad that the "heterosexual and married" Fabian was there to break the story. The fabulous and fruity Fabian is the foremost expert on all things fecal.

  By anonymous, on February 7, 2008 23:32:12

• id still stick my tongue and beefsteak in her leaky ballon knot

  By JIMMY D, on February 8, 2008 01:16:45

• My mother has ibs. She has never shit herself publicly or otherwise.
  
  I think this is hilarious. Tyra is SO full of shit and this proves it. I love how she is sooo desperate to be the next Oprah and thinks that spouting a bunch of her opinions as if they are fact is how to mentor young people. She is such an ass.

  By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 04:34:52

• no, that's what happens when you take dick up the ass. she looks like the type to do anything to please her man...you bleed and shit in your pants on the regular once those muscles are damaged.
  
  you know those nasty porn hoes go through this every day.

  By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 05:53:26

• I'm not at all surprised to learn that Ty Ty shits her draws.

  By poops, on February 8, 2008 07:31:40

• Oh good grief. She was probably having a crazy heavy period, not the shits.

  By ace, on February 8, 2008 07:34:40

• ok, so she has IBS.... come with me, if you will, to visit gofugyourselfdotcom-- scroll down a bit and wonder with me, if you will, if scarfing down a twinky, even if in jest, could help matters... ah, ex-models & their complimented bowels...

  By gigi, on February 8, 2008 07:56:37

• LMAO at "skidding down the runway!"
  
  Great job 21:48

  By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 08:02:58

• the rumor is that britney spears was there and tyra dump all over her britney loved it just like those girls that eat it and play with it ,sick wack job

  By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 08:12:57

• Tyra will probably start a new Victoria Secret's diaper line and make a few more million.

  By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 08:29:42

• I don't know what's grosser, that she poops her pants or that she sleeps in a WIG. Urgh...just ruins the supermodel fantasy doesn't it? I suppose we'll soon find out she looks like Miss J without her makeup.

  By She poops therefore she's fierce , on February 8, 2008 08:49:02

• when you sit there sipping your drink.
  And you hope your shit don't stink.
  
  Diarrhea!
  Diarrhea!

  By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 09:06:44

• "Ruprecht, don't take the cork off the fork!" lol

  By Chantelle, on February 8, 2008 09:08:09

• maybe she had her period? Not trying to take up for her, but it is a possibility.

  By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 09:57:55

• wow, just wow. Of course, when I read this post I felt bad that the woman has a health problem. For people, like Amanda, it's easier to to lay off of a celebrity when they have an issue that we can personally relate to. With that said, shut up! Britney Spears probably has some issues...no one on here is all, "Leave Britney alone!" Come on, gotta be fair with the snark.

  By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 09:58:40

• she's probably on laxatives or taking alli ... she's shedding pounds through the pooper! icky icky but i guess this works for models who actually insist on eating but don't want the poundage!

  By amy winhouse, on February 8, 2008 10:43:52

• I was personally offended by the Stevie Wonder post and most of the comments, but didn't say anything because of what happened to Amanda up there.
  
  Having said that, what the hell is it with celebs and bodily function issues? Seriously! Very weird.

  By Mondo Des Moines, on February 8, 2008 10:45:02

• Some people with irritable bowel syndrome can have accidents/near accidents as a symptom.
  
  Extreme urgency can be a symptom, and holding it sometime isn't possible.

  By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 11:06:58

• Some people with irritable bowel syndrome can have accidents/near accidents as a symptom.
  
  Extreme urgency can be a symptom, and holding it sometime isn't possible.

  By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 11:07:08

• Why are so many of you so fucking annoying. This site is a place to make fun of celebs, especially stupid cunts like Tyra Banks. Go cry about your anal leakage somewhere else.

  By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 11:08:58

• The comments on this post are so funny I just poo'd my pants (LOL)....is that a "syndrome"?

  By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 11:39:40

• look at the main picture, she's bitching once again.

  By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 11:52:43

• I've got caca.

  By Mom-my!, on February 8, 2008 11:57:56

• I have IBS. I've crapped on myself. It's just that I usually have it happen in the middle of Wal-Mart instead of at a runway fashion show. Obviously, some people just think it's fun to make fun of other people. Hey, maybe it is fun. Let's try it: Half of you can't spell. You must be stupid. Ha, ha, ha! Most of you spend way too much time being concerned about what celebrities do. You must be unemployed. Ha, ha, ha, ha! And I see that a good deal of you are named anonymous. You must be illegitimate bastards. Oh, scream-a-roo!!! Stop, you're killing me here. You're all just toooo funny!

  By Mrs. Publisher, on February 8, 2008 12:55:31

• Apparently people with IBS have really crappy senses of humor.

  By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 12:58:56

• Chill, Mrs. Publisher....tomorrow, we'll be snarking about people with Tourette's or some other problem...don't get your Depends in a bunch!

  By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 13:58:24

• You shop at Wal-Mart! Ha, ha, ha, ha! You're just sooooo funny!

  By That's "Mr. Anonymous" to you, on February 8, 2008 14:15:56

• Please make fun of everything else but god forbid you happen to make fun of something that is too close to home for me...
  
  Get a grip people - its gossip no one died...!

  By beatch, on February 8, 2008 14:25:34

• Um, this new came from Fabian Fuckersabe- so my bet is that 90% of this is a made-up douchetastic lie. I'd love to draw a bullseye on his crotch and practice my aim with a b-b gun (no permanent damage and hurts like hell, well maybe permanent damage if you hit it as many times as I would...)

  By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 14:28:29

• Don't care if it's true or not...Tyra is a
  #1 BI-ATCH...she deserves it (and she can dish it out, so I'm SURE she can take it!)...

  By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 14:35:08

• looking at Tyra in a sleeveless top reminds me: where is Kelly Clarkson? What has her fatass been up to?

  By anonymous, on February 8, 2008 15:11:30

• They should change it to 'Irritable Bitch Syndrome'.

  By Dr. Feldman, on February 8, 2008 15:18:31

• It's probably the Alli or whatever it is these weight-obsessed bitches are taking nowadays. IBS seems like a common diagnosis for these women who don't eat well for days on end then take one bite of food and end up having uncontrollable diarrhea.

  By anonymous, on February 9, 2008 01:20:20

• Maybe she had some bad Chinese. Last week I did and shit myself twice!

  By anonymous, on February 9, 2008 08:44:37

• I've been a busy, busy boy!

  By Tyra's Anus, on February 9, 2008 13:50:24

• "Ha, ha, ha! Most of you spend way too much time being concerned about what celebrities do. You must be unemployed"
  
  How exactly do you know that? Are you stalking people on this site, because, I hate to point it out but you're the one trying to start a ridiculous little thing ON a celebrity blog ...

  By anonymous, on February 9, 2008 17:57:12

• Mrs. Publisher...TMI, babe. TMI.

  By anonymous, on February 10, 2008 07:03:59

• I have never posted on here before but I have to because I just discovered this site, and feel the need to comment. Fabian Basabe was the bigger a-hole on "Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive". I have been around a lot of rich, spoiled, people living in South Beach, but he could not have been more obnoxious on the show. Anyway, I had the unfortunate experience of being with him at the same lounge on more than one occasion, and wow, what a piece of garbage. The word obnoxious not not do him justice. He is unbiased, I will give him that. He is equally rude to everyone-the staff, his wife, his friends, and strangers. I would truly not be surprised if he was a closet homosexual (not that there is anything wrong with that).
  
  I had to get that off me chest. As for Tyra soiling herself. I am not surprised. She is a waste of space like Paris, Brandon Davis, Fabian, and all that lot.
  
  

  By anonymous, on February 10, 2008 09:06:14

• lol at Mrs. Publisher's scream-a-roo

  By Chantelle, on February 10, 2008 15:57:34

• I have IBS and have never shit myself. As for Tyra, that bitch is on Alli or something. That shit is nasty!

  By anonymous, on February 10, 2008 16:07:28

• You are all a bunch of shitty people with shitty senses of humor. You obviously don't know shit because all you're doing is shitting on one another. Do you think your shit don't stink? People wonder why this is such a shitty world. It's shits like you people who make the world worth shit. If you don't have anything better to do with your time than spread your shitty comments around on this blog than you're all worth shit! As far as I'm concerned you can all eat.....shit!
  

  By Shit, on February 11, 2008 23:38:48

• Diet and Xenical .That Xenical stuff has that effect. J.Lo used to have that problem during Bennifer. At Gigli they had the sound people laughing their butts off because they would overhear how Affleck would tease J.Lo about sh++ing her pants all the time.

  By jinxy, on February 12, 2008 13:36:04