I think calling her a slut is kinda harsh. You know he was bagging chicks daily. Your not calling him names. I am sure it was charming waking every morning to a smelly burned out alcoholic. And believe it or not, I am a HUGE VH fan. But lets get real, it true. You don't hit rehab 5 times for being a choir boy.
"I think calling her a slut is kinda harsh. You know he was bagging chicks daily. Your not calling him names."
Holy shit, enough of this feminist drivel. This site has turned into a quivering vagina recently. Yeah, it's not fair, women can be sluts but men who behave similarly are heroes and rock stars. That's life, sugartits. Guess what: life isn't fair. Get the fuck over it, and stop fucking complaining!
Holy shit, enough of this feminist drivel. This site has turned into a quivering vagina recently. Yeah, it's not fair, women can be sluts but men who behave similarly are heroes and rock stars. That's life, sugartits. Guess what: life isn't fair. Get the fuck over it, and stop fucking complaining!
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 11:58:15
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You can believe that all you want, my dear. You know the truth of the matter: Pussy rules the roost. We let you boys talk your macho shit because it makes your balls feel all big and full and tingly. Kind of like when I let my boyfriend pull my hair and slap my ass while he's fucking me from behind. It makes him feel all big and strong, but he knows who's really in control. That's right--the pussy. So go ahead and talk. Yeah, I'm a slut, a whore, I need to shut up and suck your dick, blah blah blah. Got anything else?
12:36:04 with the great strides in stem cell research we will soon be able to grow a headless woman to pleasure us so you really should rethink your premise that "you rule".
"I think calling her a slut is kinda harsh. You know he was bagging chicks daily. Your not calling him names."
Holy shit, enough of this feminist drivel. This site has turned into a quivering vagina recently. Yeah, it's not fair, women can be sluts but men who behave similarly are heroes and rock stars. That's life, sugartits. Guess what: life isn't fair. Get the fuck over it, and stop fucking complaining!
Let's face it, all hetero girls are prostitutes, but less honest - they don't do the cash transaction up front like the pros do. The girls who wake up always ditch the boys and their ridiculous little weenies. Women's bodies are a work of art. Men's bodies are a biologically required afterthought. But, in fairness, all those hairy beer bellies of American men make it so much harder to see them as unattractive when nude.
I can't wait until they come up with a headless MAN to pleasure the women. Then we can have kids and perpetuate the human race (and have some fun), but without having to hear the verbal urine that pours from most mens' mouths.
I think the "shock aspect" of this was that we all thought she was the squeaky clean girl next door. Remember how everyone was shocked when they got married? ("What's a nice girl like that doing with someone like him?"). Same thing with Heather Locklear. These chicks aren't as innocent as they seemed. The only difference is that in the 70s and 80s, we had no way of knowing (warning I'm gonna show my age here) that Leif Garrett, Shaun Cassidy, etc. were all sleeping around and doing drugs. We were too innocent to even let that stuff occur to us.
Agree w/14:25. This really is "shocking" news to those of us who were born before 1980. Bertinelli was supposed to be an innocent good girl married to a bad boy. Funny story.
anonymous 11:58:15 -- Hey "sugartits." When I'm on the couch relaxing like a queen, guess which male hero douchebag gets sent out to buy me tampons, chocolate and batteries for my 12 incher? The best part is he doesn't even get a blow job for his efforts.
"Holy shit, enough of this feminist drivel. This site has turned into a quivering vagina recently. Yeah, it's not fair, women can be sluts but men who behave similarly are heroes and rock stars. That's life, sugartits. Guess what: life isn't fair. Get the fuck over it, and stop fucking complaining!"
Truer words were never spoken. I wholeheartedly agree 100%.
Hey "sugartits." When I'm on the couch relaxing like a queen, guess which male hero douchebag gets sent out to buy me tampons, chocolate and batteries for my 12 incher? The best part is he doesn't even get a blow job for his efforts.
... and then you woke up and rushed to put yesterday's meatloaf back in the microwave before hubby comes home from work and chews you out for being a lazy slob.
How the typical female thinks throughout her life, in three easy steps:
Age 16-23: "MMM, look at my ass, my hips, my boobs, aren't I sexy? Everyone should worship me, but no one will have me."
Age 23-30: "OH CRAP, I'm getting old, I won't let anyone know I'm panicking but someone had better knock me up fast, hopefully they're rich, and no, I don't care what's happening in the world. World War III? Pah! SECURITY. BABIES. MONEY."
Age 40-70: "No one's looking at me, my husband left me for a younger woman and my kid's gay/a junkie/has ADD. Oh well, another shot of Botox."
So yes, women do rule the world, and men really are useless sperm donors and bankrolls who are easily tricked. But before you brag, take a look at the world. ( Nuns are cool though. )
Wow, these posts makes me wish all of your parents had thought more seriously about a coat hanger. Please go fuck yourselves and save the human race the need to suffer through your progeny.
Holy shit, enough of this feminist drivel. This site has turned into a quivering vagina recently. Yeah, it's not fair, women can be sluts but men who behave similarly are heroes and rock stars. That's life, sugartits. Guess what: life isn't fair. Get the fuck over it, and stop fucking complaining!"
aawwwww. Sounds like a 13 yr old boy with a tiiiiny little penis got his little fee fees hurt. Grow up, cupcake.
1) Any woman who says something idiotic like "pussy rules" doesn't deserve the dick she obviously craves. That's why we love strippers, sluts & hookers; we can fuck them and not have to deal with your stupid empty headed bullshit. Pussy rules? Not yours; you can easily be replaced.
2) Calling Valerie a slut is a little harsh. She married a guy, who fucked around on her, and she fucked around on him. Happens all the time in marriages that are not solid.
Yeah, I'm a slut, a whore, I need to shut up and suck your dick, blah blah blah. Got anything else?
By Annoying Boca Bitch, on February 22, 2008 12:36:04 -------------------------------------------- Yeah. Don't forget to swallow, get me a beer, and get lost 'cause you're ruining my buzz...
Since no one has actually heard the whole Oprah interview yet, does anyone actually know how much blow Valerie did? It sounded to me that she was more of a recreational user than a coke head - like most of us were in the day. I agree with you, 16:28 on point 2 - who knows what kind of shit Valerie went through with Eddie prior to the cheating? Although I don't agree with cheating in retaliation, I do understand why someone would do it and calling them a whore because of it is a little harsh. I have always liked Valerie Bertinelli and respect her for being honest about her past - no one is perfect. At least she admits it.
February 24, 2008 16:33:55, Yeah, we already established the "get me a beer" part, you unoriginal, unfunny douchebag. You sound like a broken fucking record. Can you at least TRY to something that hasn't been said 1,000 times already?
Saw Oprah. She said she used to do so much blow that she hated the sound of birds chirping and seeing the sun come up because it meant that she had been up all night again. And that it took her years to enjoy the sunrise. So perhaps a bit beyond recreational user. But I suppose that depends on your definition of recreational user.
She blames a lot of it on getting married at 20. To a rock star. There's a lot to be said for that...
I thought Eddie was hot-always. As for all these neanderthals beating their chests and waving their arms-Give it up already. Everyone knows all men worship at the altar of the almighty Pussy.
"aawwwww. Sounds like a 13 yr old boy with a tiiiiny little penis got his little fee fees hurt. Grow up, cupcake."
When the only response women come back with is to make fun of the size of a penis, it is usually an indication that the statement they are responding to hit a little too close to home.
"When the only response women come back with is to make fun of the size of a penis, it is usually an indication that the statement they are responding to hit a little too close to home." _________________________________________________ maybe that hit alittle too close to home for you? *Smirk*
Yeah, it sucks to be a woman. I hate being intelligent, educated, emotionally and economically secured, and dating another smart guy. Man, looking around here, I missed out on so many closeted, fat, pimply, dickweed little fucktards. Did daddy fuck you up the pooper or did mommy not hug you enough?
Wait...she claims DL Roth was a fudge packer? No, really? I am shocked!! THe odds are that most of the spandex, makeup, teased hair set from the 80's all suck some major shwang during their day. You dress like a fruit and people will believe those things about you.
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Leave Your Commentshe was ridiculously hot in 1983...look at the competition? McKenzie Phillips? At least we know where Valerie got her blow (no not from Schneider).
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 11:42:06
I think calling her a slut is kinda harsh. You know he was bagging chicks daily. Your not calling him names. I am sure it was charming waking every morning to a smelly burned out alcoholic. And believe it or not, I am a HUGE VH fan. But lets get real, it true. You don't hit rehab 5 times for being a choir boy.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 11:50:30
^ It's a joke, idiot. Get a sense of humor or GTFO. And show us your tits.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 11:51:49
Gross. In some of the pics her nose is all collapsed from doing so much blow, like a boxer's nose.
By Ravid Ree Roth, on February 22, 2008 11:53:05
"I think calling her a slut is kinda harsh. You know he was bagging chicks daily. Your not calling him names."
Holy shit, enough of this feminist drivel. This site has turned into a quivering vagina recently. Yeah, it's not fair, women can be sluts but men who behave similarly are heroes and rock stars. That's life, sugartits. Guess what: life isn't fair. Get the fuck over it, and stop fucking complaining!
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 11:58:15
EVH is a jerk. A talented jerk, but a jerk none the less and he gets what he deserves.
When Roth/Hagar went on tour together it was much more run and exciting than either VH with Hagar or Roth.
By thebig28, on February 22, 2008 12:02:47
I don't care. I will always love Valerie.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 12:20:14
Holy shit, enough of this feminist drivel. This site has turned into a quivering vagina recently. Yeah, it's not fair, women can be sluts but men who behave similarly are heroes and rock stars. That's life, sugartits. Guess what: life isn't fair. Get the fuck over it, and stop fucking complaining!
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 11:58:15
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You can believe that all you want, my dear. You know the truth of the matter: Pussy rules the roost. We let you boys talk your macho shit because it makes your balls feel all big and full and tingly. Kind of like when I let my boyfriend pull my hair and slap my ass while he's fucking me from behind. It makes him feel all big and strong, but he knows who's really in control. That's right--the pussy. So go ahead and talk. Yeah, I'm a slut, a whore, I need to shut up and suck your dick, blah blah blah. Got anything else?
By Annoying Boca Bitch, on February 22, 2008 12:36:04
I'm a slut too. And an alcoholic cokehead.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 12:38:37
12:36:04 with the great strides in stem cell research we will soon be able to grow a headless woman to pleasure us so you really should rethink your premise that "you rule".
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 12:56:18
12:56, a headless woman? Ummmm...ew.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 13:02:11
12:36:04 I'm guessing that your boyfriend doesn't like you to talk while having sex.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 13:02:49
She was never "hot". She always looked like a typical mall rat to me. I don't think any woman looked hot in the 70's. What an ugly decade.
By The 70's were gross, on February 22, 2008 13:13:05
You're a fucking idiot, 12:56:18.
...headless? Come on! It just won't have a larynx.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 13:15:46
ah hell, they were kids in love. and it was like 100 years ago. it dont matter no more!
By Farty Fart, on February 22, 2008 13:16:38
12:56:18 Maybe but you won't be getting a blow-job.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 13:21:06
12:56:18 Maybe but you won't be getting a blow-job.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 13:21:11
She was 80's hot. Now with Jenny Craig, she's barely a MILF. Time flies when you're doing blow.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 13:21:37
"I think calling her a slut is kinda harsh. You know he was bagging chicks daily. Your not calling him names."
Holy shit, enough of this feminist drivel. This site has turned into a quivering vagina recently. Yeah, it's not fair, women can be sluts but men who behave similarly are heroes and rock stars. That's life, sugartits. Guess what: life isn't fair. Get the fuck over it, and stop fucking complaining!
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 11:58:15
i hope you drop dead, motherfucker
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 13:22:20
Gross. In some of the pics her nose is all collapsed from doing so much blow, like a boxer's nose.
By Ravid Ree Roth, on February 22, 2008 11:53:05
And here I thought she just had a big nose.
By Willa Dodge, on February 22, 2008 13:24:11
13:02, LMAO. Touche.
By Annoying Boca Bitch, on February 22, 2008 13:29:29
Let's face it, all hetero girls are prostitutes, but less honest - they don't do the cash transaction up front like the pros do. The girls who wake up always ditch the boys and their ridiculous little weenies. Women's bodies are a work of art. Men's bodies are a biologically required afterthought. But, in fairness, all those hairy beer bellies of American men make it so much harder to see them as unattractive when nude.
By Quivering Vagina Monologues , on February 22, 2008 13:43:15
"i hope you drop dead, motherfucker"
Sigh.
Fat, angry, and alone is no way to live life.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 13:43:47
"12:56:18 Maybe but you won't be getting a blow-job."
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 13:21:11
It will be worth it since I won't have to listen to pointless drivel.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 14:00:18
I can't wait until they come up with a headless MAN to pleasure the women. Then we can have kids and perpetuate the human race (and have some fun), but without having to hear the verbal urine that pours from most mens' mouths.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 14:03:34
14:00:18 and 14:03:34 need to get together.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 14:12:03
"The perfect woman would have no head and three breasts. Two in the front and one in the back for dancing." Al Bundy.
By Al, on February 22, 2008 14:14:48
I think the "shock aspect" of this was that we all thought she was the squeaky clean girl next door. Remember how everyone was shocked when they got married? ("What's a nice girl like that doing with someone like him?"). Same thing with Heather Locklear. These chicks aren't as innocent as they seemed. The only difference is that in the 70s and 80s, we had no way of knowing (warning I'm gonna show my age here) that Leif Garrett, Shaun Cassidy, etc. were all sleeping around and doing drugs. We were too innocent to even let that stuff occur to us.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 14:25:22
No fair! I want to read a book about Kirstie Alley's weight loss struggles and her marriage to Parker Stevenson!! (Okay, on second thought, I DON'T).
By TrayC, on February 22, 2008 14:28:10
Agree w/14:25. This really is "shocking" news to those of us who were born before 1980. Bertinelli was supposed to be an innocent good girl married to a bad boy. Funny story.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 14:46:38
OMG so? I was a hugh slut and a drunk with I was young. Who wasn't? Who isn't? 16-28 sex, drugs and whatever music that keeps you going.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 14:51:12
"So go ahead and talk. Yeah, I'm a slut, a whore, I need to shut up and suck your dick, blah blah blah. Got anything else?"
Yeah. We can piss on walls. You can't.
Gotcha.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 14:56:25
Damn, Valerie, why did you have to out us?!?
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 15:28:21
burn the bitch at the stake! how DARE she.
or maybe stone her to death like is done under shari'a law. fucking whore.
By nona, on February 22, 2008 15:37:03
I didn't know she was that hot before. hell, I didn't even know who she was.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 15:52:09
Women's bodies are a work of art. Men's bodies are a biologically required afterthought.
Men's bodies, maybe, but definitely not their brains!
Who runs the world, baby, eh? Come on, don't be stuck up!
By Joey Caesar Bonaparte Washington Roosvelt Einstein Newton da Vinci, on February 22, 2008 15:53:37
I always wondered why I liked her so much ;]
By Pete, on February 22, 2008 16:42:07
anonymous 11:58:15 -- Hey "sugartits." When I'm on the couch relaxing like a queen, guess which male hero douchebag gets sent out to buy me tampons, chocolate and batteries for my 12 incher? The best part is he doesn't even get a blow job for his efforts.
Life is so unfair.
By She-nonymous, on February 22, 2008 17:37:50
Eddie:
Ask for a paternity test.
By caved1ver, on February 22, 2008 17:42:25
Blowjobs are rewards for good work, so work good.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 17:47:35
She's old news...and I do mean old.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 18:42:00
"Holy shit, enough of this feminist drivel. This site has turned into a quivering vagina recently. Yeah, it's not fair, women can be sluts but men who behave similarly are heroes and rock stars. That's life, sugartits. Guess what: life isn't fair. Get the fuck over it, and stop fucking complaining!"
Truer words were never spoken. I wholeheartedly agree 100%.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 21:43:29
haha 17:37. give it up boys you've all been owned and you know it.
By anonymous, on February 22, 2008 22:49:46
she's small potatoes compared to someone oh let's say, Victoria Principal. She was the first BITCH, wasn't she?
By Victoria's tell all book author, on February 22, 2008 23:10:30
sounds like some of the guys posting on this site might have a problem with their mothers...time to go to the therapist!
By gryphon50, on February 23, 2008 04:14:53
Hey "sugartits." When I'm on the couch relaxing like a queen, guess which male hero douchebag gets sent out to buy me tampons, chocolate and batteries for my 12 incher? The best part is he doesn't even get a blow job for his efforts.
... and then you woke up and rushed to put yesterday's meatloaf back in the microwave before hubby comes home from work and chews you out for being a lazy slob.
By anonymous, on February 23, 2008 04:20:21
17:42, have you not seen a picture of Wolfgang? That kid's his, all right.
By anonymous, on February 23, 2008 09:46:50
How prophetic was the show ONE DAY AT A TIME with Mackenzie Phillips and her on the white pony?
Wow....why am I the first with a ONE DAY AT A TIME joke?
Oh, and Pat Harrington, Jr. (Dwayne Schneider) put it in her butt.
By anonymous, on February 23, 2008 12:39:37
Cute..back then
By Schneider, on February 23, 2008 14:42:49
Agreed man - this is so the truth it hurts me.
By anonymous, on February 23, 2008 15:03:47
How the typical female thinks throughout her life, in three easy steps:
Age 16-23: "MMM, look at my ass, my hips, my boobs, aren't I sexy? Everyone should worship me, but no one will have me."
Age 23-30: "OH CRAP, I'm getting old, I won't let anyone know I'm panicking but someone had better knock me up fast, hopefully they're rich, and no, I don't care what's happening in the world. World War III? Pah! SECURITY. BABIES. MONEY."
Age 40-70: "No one's looking at me, my husband left me for a younger woman and my kid's gay/a junkie/has ADD. Oh well, another shot of Botox."
So yes, women do rule the world, and men really are useless sperm donors and bankrolls who are easily tricked. But before you brag, take a look at the world. ( Nuns are cool though. )
By anonymous, on February 23, 2008 15:36:30
Hee! That really is the juiciest gossip of 1984.
By oakling, on February 23, 2008 17:36:58
I'm glad I'm a lesbian.
By anonymous, on February 23, 2008 18:59:41
she is such a cutie!
By anonymous, on February 23, 2008 19:37:38
hey there's some camel in the b&w shot!
By anonymous, on February 23, 2008 19:39:14
Wow, these posts makes me wish all of your parents had thought more seriously about a coat hanger. Please go fuck yourselves and save the human race the need to suffer through your progeny.
By anonymous, on February 23, 2008 20:30:35
Holy shit, enough of this feminist drivel. This site has turned into a quivering vagina recently. Yeah, it's not fair, women can be sluts but men who behave similarly are heroes and rock stars. That's life, sugartits. Guess what: life isn't fair. Get the fuck over it, and stop fucking complaining!"
aawwwww. Sounds like a 13 yr old boy with a tiiiiny little penis got his little fee fees hurt. Grow up, cupcake.
By anonymous, on February 23, 2008 21:28:51
Hey, I can too piss on a wall. All I need to do is sit on the top an let gravity work it's magic.
I just can't piss up a wall. Not in a steady stream, anyways.
What were we talking about again?
Valerie Bertinelli and blow? And who wears the pants?
Shee-it. I'm going back outside. It's a beeyootiful day for a ride, y'all.
By Vigilante, on February 24, 2008 13:22:45
1) Any woman who says something idiotic like "pussy rules" doesn't deserve the dick she obviously craves. That's why we love strippers, sluts & hookers; we can fuck them and not have to deal with your stupid empty headed bullshit. Pussy rules? Not yours; you can easily be replaced.
2) Calling Valerie a slut is a little harsh. She married a guy, who fucked around on her, and she fucked around on him. Happens all the time in marriages that are not solid.
By anonymous, on February 24, 2008 16:28:36
Yeah, I'm a slut, a whore, I need to shut up and suck your dick, blah blah blah. Got anything else?
By Annoying Boca Bitch, on February 22, 2008 12:36:04
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Yeah. Don't forget to swallow, get me a beer, and get lost 'cause you're ruining my buzz...
Nobody likes an annoying bitch...
By anonymous, on February 24, 2008 16:33:55
Since no one has actually heard the whole Oprah interview yet, does anyone actually know how much blow Valerie did? It sounded to me that she was more of a recreational user than a coke head - like most of us were in the day. I agree with you, 16:28 on point 2 - who knows what kind of shit Valerie went through with Eddie prior to the cheating? Although I don't agree with cheating in retaliation, I do understand why someone would do it and calling them a whore because of it is a little harsh. I have always liked Valerie Bertinelli and respect her for being honest about her past - no one is perfect. At least she admits it.
By anonymous, on February 25, 2008 05:58:15
February 24, 2008 16:33:55,
Yeah, we already established the "get me a beer" part, you unoriginal, unfunny douchebag. You sound like a broken fucking record. Can you at least TRY to something that hasn't been said 1,000 times already?
By anonymous, on February 25, 2008 09:07:10
Saw Oprah. She said she used to do so much blow that she hated the sound of birds chirping and seeing the sun come up because it meant that she had been up all night again. And that it took her years to enjoy the sunrise. So perhaps a bit beyond recreational user. But I suppose that depends on your definition of recreational user.
She blames a lot of it on getting married at 20. To a rock star. There's a lot to be said for that...
By anonymous, on February 25, 2008 15:08:01
Well I'm a little surprised since she was always portrayed as the good girl. But she can snort coke off of me and fuck my brains out anytime.
By anonymous, on February 25, 2008 18:54:03
I thought Eddie was hot-always. As for all these neanderthals beating their chests and waving their arms-Give it up already. Everyone knows all men worship at the altar of the almighty Pussy.
By anonymous, on February 25, 2008 20:26:34
"OMG so? I was a hugh slut and a drunk with I was young. "
Hefner? Jackman? Grant? Could you be more specific?
By anonymous, on February 25, 2008 22:10:50
Tacky and classless to spill it all in a book and on TV. Not getting many bad made-for-TV movie scripts these days, Val? Bleh.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 04:26:25
"aawwwww. Sounds like a 13 yr old boy with a tiiiiny little penis got his little fee fees hurt. Grow up, cupcake."
When the only response women come back with is to make fun of the size of a penis, it is usually an indication that the statement they are responding to hit a little too close to home.
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 06:28:21
"When the only response women come back with is to make fun of the size of a penis, it is usually an indication that the statement they are responding to hit a little too close to home."
_________________________________________________
maybe that hit alittle too close to
home for you? *Smirk*
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 13:55:07
Yeah, it sucks to be a woman. I hate being intelligent, educated, emotionally and economically secured, and dating another smart guy. Man, looking around here, I missed out on so many closeted, fat, pimply, dickweed little fucktards. Did daddy fuck you up the pooper or did mommy not hug you enough?
By anonymous, on February 26, 2008 20:14:32
Wait...she claims DL Roth was a fudge packer?
No, really? I am shocked!!
THe odds are that most of the spandex, makeup, teased hair set from the 80's all suck some major shwang during their day.
You dress like a fruit and people will believe those things about you.
By anonymous, on February 27, 2008 08:11:15
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