Rachel Bilson gets banged [Hollywood Tuna]
Paris Hilton and another douchebag join forces [Dlisted]
Heidi Klum comes up roses [Just Jared]
Amy Winehouse will launch her own fashion line [Hollywood Rag]
Madonna goes to jury duty [ASL]
Cher or drag Cher? [City Rag]
Ashlee Simpson pretending to be Britney Spears (NSFW ads) [Drunken Stepfather]
David Beckham stops to smell the flowers [Popsugar]
Elizabeth Banks is fucking Seth Rogen [Popoholic]
Brooke Hogan's bikini photo-op [Egotastic]
Karolina Kurkova's topless photoshoot (NSFW) [Taxi Driver Movie]
Guffaw: Nobodies are not "stars" (Webster's Is My Bitch)

Jimmy Kimmel's response to Sarah Silverman fucking Matt Damon: