My extensive research in the field of models in bikinis has led me to discover that the 2008 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue was released today, so here are a few pictures. Specifically, here are a few pictures of the damn near perfect Marisa Miller (who finally got a cover) and the insanely hot, Bar Refaeli. I thought about sending them an email, but then I realized Marisa is married to some rich Hollywood producer and Bar is dating DiCaprio. At this point, I'm not sure who I'd call, but I'd like to formally request legislation to temporarily lift the ban on human cloning if all possible. You know, just until my high school reunion. That'd really help me out, man.

Marisa Miller:


Bar Rafaeli:


More pictures at the source.