Simply stunning. Wow, she looks fan-fucking-tastic. I'm a photographer, and I would imagine she is an absolute dream to photograph. I don't think she has a bad angle.
Although I usually see her as a mediocre actress who collects kids as strayed pets, she's looking really beautiful and classy in these pics. Maybe she should stick to modeling.
She's had a shitload of plastic surgery to look like that. Compare pics of her from 1998 and today. Definitely had her nose done, cheek implants, eyes done, new tits installed and she had her lips made smaller. She was downright freaky looking when she was younger.
Disclaimer: All your fuck faces who are going to come back and call me a Jennifer Aniston lover can blow it out your cunts. I hate every piece of shit in Hollywood, including Aniston. That's why I love this fucking site.
Hyperbole, a man can not be "stolen," however, a woman can enter a married man's life at a difficult time in his marriage and make things more difficult. I will never, for the life of me, understand women who date and fuck married men. I have never screwed around with a married guy. I get hit on by married pigs all the time. A real woman with self-esteem and integrity says "Call me when the divorce papers are signed. Until then, why bother?" Also, if he was fucking around WITH you, who's to say he won't be fucking around ON you next?
Anon 13:02, I agree. However, they're both adults that made a choice and a third party got hurt in the process. However, she didn't "make" him leave Jennifer Aniston, that's the point I was trying to make. But yeah, she should have waited until the divorce was done to at least get knocked up with the first bio kid.
Anon 10:27, I was fully shaved, table dances were $20+ each at most clubs I worked and if you know anything about Camelot (the club in DC where I mostly worked while in college) you'd know their patrons (lobbyists, attorneys and other power players of that ilk) not only don't tend to crumple their bills, but tipping in denominations higher than a single was the the rule, not the norm.
Save your hatred of someone you don't even know for the celebs on this site.
Anon 13:02, I agree. However, they're both adults that made a choice and a third party got hurt in the process. However, she didn't "make" him leave Jennifer Aniston, that's the point I was trying to make. But yeah, she should have waited until the divorce was done to at least get knocked up with the first bio kid.
Anon 10:27, I was fully shaved, table dances were $20+ each at most clubs I worked and if you know anything about Camelot (the club in DC where I mostly worked while in college) you'd know their patrons (lobbyists, attorneys and other power players of that ilk) not only don't tend to crumple their bills, but tipping in denominations higher than a single was the the rule, not the norm.
Save your hatred of someone you don't even know for the celebs on this site.
LOL @ all of the angry, jealous, bitter women claiming the pics are photoshopped. Get over it ladies, she's hot, hotter than you, and she is the woman your man is fantasizing about while he is doing you.
okay I guess my comment didn't get cleared cuz it had a link? Anyhoo the comments here....HILARIOUS. And the person saying to compare her to 1998 photos...are you fucking kidding? That was 10 years ago....she was 23. Actually she looks exactly the same except more mature. And if THAT is "freaky" (the way she looked when she was young) a lot of people would kill to look that "freaky" You people are SAD...but entertaining
Regardless of her morals, she's still a stunning woman. Those who say "Photoshop" all I can say is: noone is photographing YOUR hot ass for an ad campaign. Life sucks don't it?
11:30:54 Agreed, she has definitely had a LOT of plastic surgery. For starters she had disproportionate lips, the lower was much larger than the upper. She had her father's (John Voight) flat face, so she got cheek implants to give her cheekbones. Brad has that same hollowed out look under his eyes, I think Shiloh could grow into a concave face, poor kid. Her nose is all one width now from bridge to tip, when she was younger it was much wider at the tip. She looked different, not bad, then, but she has without a doubt had work done. She had it in her late teens but there are pics out there of her as a child. She has a great surgeon and anyone looks good with hair, makeup, lighting, stylists, surgeons and photoshop.
"Regardless of her morals, she's still a stunning woman. Those who say "Photoshop" all I can say is: noone is photographing YOUR hot ass for an ad campaign. Life sucks don't it?
By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 15:59:54"
Seriously.
Even with Photoshop, 97% of humans couldn't begin to approach her physical beauty.
If she's had work done, it's been subtle and good. Mostly it just seems like she lost the baby fat around her face, which happens to most people who don't become morbidly obese as they hurtle past their 20's and into their 30's, as many Americans (and no doubt more than a few readers of this blog) tend to get.
Yeah, the way her and Brad hooked up was beyond sketchy, but if I had her money and influence, I'd be doing as much humanitarian work as she does as well.
She has no ass. None. It's as flat as her teenage face before surgery.
I do think it will be very bad for Shiloh because the eyes of her parents have been fooled and now the natural underlying physical features will be exaggerated.
In the far future, plastic surgery will be a necessity because the distorted features will be more pronounced.
Shiloh will need to select someone with a convex face to counter the structural problem. Nature designed us to be selective which is why women don't naturally mate with just anyone, as cruel as it seems.
They've also touched up the photos to make her arms look healthy and normal, but they are anything but healthy and normal. Her arms are anorexic and make her look starved. Her arms are gross.
She is THE most beautiful woman on earth, both inside and out. And please don't bother to "inform me" of her wrong doings in the past or the fake plastic surgery stories because I personally know women who have had them and they don't even look average let alone anythng resembling Ms. Jolie.
Black and whites do anything artistic shot justice and yes the photo touch ups are evident, but all in all she is not an amazing beauty just famous, there are gorgeous natural woman walking the streets right now that would put her to shame!
Black and whites do anything artistic shot justice and yes the photo touch ups are evident, but all in all she is not an amazing beauty just famous, there are gorgeous natural woman walking the streets right now that would put her to shame!
53 Comments:
Leave Your CommentThere's something special about a woman who seems so loving to her kids while being incredibly hot.
By anonymous, on March 4, 2008 19:47:50
There's something special about a woman who seems so loving to her kids while being incredibly hot.
By anonymous, on March 4, 2008 19:47:50
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I believe the term you're looking for is "MILF".
She's getting a little old for me, but she'll always be "freakin' Angelina Jolie".
By Abram, on March 4, 2008 19:57:07
damn straight.
By Naomi, on March 4, 2008 20:14:17
Photoshop, it does Angie good!
By anonymous, on March 4, 2008 20:43:23
god she is hot...definitely a milf
By anonymous, on March 4, 2008 21:03:53
meh.
By anonymous, on March 4, 2008 21:14:20
OMG! This woman is incredible! So beautiful, humanitarian, partner, and wonderful mother. I LOVE HER!
By anonymous, on March 4, 2008 22:24:37
I would almost let her kick me in the nuttz.
By anonymous, on March 4, 2008 22:37:41
I believe the term you're looking for is "MILF".
That term is so cheap and outdated.
By anonymous, on March 4, 2008 22:49:30
Good news or bad news first?
Ok, bad. Why not...
Todd tends to pick on microscopic flaws. Other (inferior, but of course!) celeb blogs say she's too skinny, has veiny zombie hands, whatever.
I think she's awesome though.
All the man-stealing haters can fuck off. A man can't be "stolen" unless he lets himself be.
She adopts kids and goes to warn torn countries for "attention"? Shit, when you have that kind of money, I'm stunned more celebrities don't do that.
She's not a saint, she's a flawed human like us all, but she's doing a lot more with her time and money than most, not just in the Hollywood cesspool.
And yes, I would totally hit it. I'd run my tongue along her abdominal stretch marks from this next bio kid if she let me.
By Hyperbole, on March 5, 2008 01:56:49
My congratulations to the photoshop artist. A fine job indeed.
By Fred, on March 5, 2008 02:09:09
Hahaha, they photoshopped her breasts smaller in the seated picture but not in the other one. /Slick/.
By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 03:31:44
There's something special about a woman who seems so loving to her kids while being incredibly hot.
I believe the term you're looking for is "creepy and overrated."
"Seems loving" is to "actually is loving" as "Brad Pitt" is to "still allowed to carry his own testicles."
By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 04:22:58
Doesn't quite capture the "old school Hollywood beauty" in my opinion, but attractive nonetheless.
By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 04:49:15
"There's something special about a woman who seems so loving to her kids while being incredibly hot."
She only has 1 real kid, and she treats it like garbage compared to Zulu and Musharaf or whatever their names are.
By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 05:21:00
Simply stunning. Wow, she looks fan-fucking-tastic. I'm a photographer, and I would imagine she is an absolute dream to photograph. I don't think she has a bad angle.
By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 06:25:12
WHY WHY is she soooo beautiful. God, because of this beauty, hell seems like a sweet candy. Damn...
By Tom, on March 5, 2008 06:58:23
She is gorgeous and classy. amazing that just a few years ago she was doing billy bob freakin thornton and keeping vials of blood around her neck.
By FinickyCritic, on March 5, 2008 07:10:45
Although I usually see her as a mediocre actress who collects kids as strayed pets, she's looking really beautiful and classy in these pics. Maybe she should stick to modeling.
By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 08:11:46
She's absolutely gorgeous but she ruined herself with all those tattoos - yuck.
By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 09:05:31
"A man can't be "stolen" unless he lets himself be."
spoken like someone who made a living by waving her hairy gash around for crumpled $1 bills.
By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 10:27:22
hi babe.
By Herman B, on March 5, 2008 10:42:41
4:22 hit the nail on the head. Creepy and overrated at best.
By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 10:50:59
Flawless. Nothing else to say.
By Laurie, on March 5, 2008 10:52:31
Boo, photoshop. Just take the picture. She looks a lot like Anne Hathaway here to me; I assume it's the layered outfit.
By oakling, on March 5, 2008 11:33:46
She's had a shitload of plastic surgery to look like that. Compare pics of her from 1998 and today. Definitely had her nose done, cheek implants, eyes done, new tits installed and she had her lips made smaller. She was downright freaky looking when she was younger.
Disclaimer: All your fuck faces who are going to come back and call me a Jennifer Aniston lover can blow it out your cunts. I hate every piece of shit in Hollywood, including Aniston. That's why I love this fucking site.
By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 11:50:34
Gorgeous! Too bad for St. John that these are her last ads! I imagine their sales will suffer.
By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 11:54:17
So, how many times have Condi and Hillary gotten off on those pics?
By Pat Bateman, on March 5, 2008 11:59:18
"it's freakin' Angelina Jolie. She can make anything look good. "
Correction PHOTOSHOP can make anything or anybody look good. NOT AJ.
By zinnia, on March 5, 2008 12:31:22
No fancy pick up lines needed.
By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 12:50:02
Hyperbole, a man can not be "stolen," however, a woman can enter a married man's life at a difficult time in his marriage and make things more difficult. I will never, for the life of me, understand women who date and fuck married men. I have never screwed around with a married guy. I get hit on by married pigs all the time. A real woman with self-esteem and integrity says "Call me when the divorce papers are signed. Until then, why bother?" Also, if he was fucking around WITH you, who's to say he won't be fucking around ON you next?
By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 13:02:23
anon @ 10:27.....spoken like a hillbilly with a 5th grade education who makes a living in truck stop bathrooms
By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 13:02:45
Anon 13:02, I agree. However, they're both adults that made a choice and a third party got hurt in the process. However, she didn't "make" him leave Jennifer Aniston, that's the point I was trying to make. But yeah, she should have waited until the divorce was done to at least get knocked up with the first bio kid.
Anon 10:27, I was fully shaved, table dances were $20+ each at most clubs I worked and if you know anything about Camelot (the club in DC where I mostly worked while in college) you'd know their patrons (lobbyists, attorneys and other power players of that ilk) not only don't tend to crumple their bills, but tipping in denominations higher than a single was the the rule, not the norm.
Save your hatred of someone you don't even know for the celebs on this site.
By Hyperbole, on March 5, 2008 13:28:48
photoshop nothing!! I have never seen a bad picture of this woman.......no matter how you feel about her, she is gorgeous, don't you think?
By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 13:29:46
Anon 13:02, I agree. However, they're both adults that made a choice and a third party got hurt in the process. However, she didn't "make" him leave Jennifer Aniston, that's the point I was trying to make. But yeah, she should have waited until the divorce was done to at least get knocked up with the first bio kid.
Anon 10:27, I was fully shaved, table dances were $20+ each at most clubs I worked and if you know anything about Camelot (the club in DC where I mostly worked while in college) you'd know their patrons (lobbyists, attorneys and other power players of that ilk) not only don't tend to crumple their bills, but tipping in denominations higher than a single was the the rule, not the norm.
Save your hatred of someone you don't even know for the celebs on this site.
By Hyperbole, on March 5, 2008 13:32:50
She is beautiful inside and out. Love her and always will
By lookwhaticando, on March 5, 2008 13:36:59
With no tats visible and dressed like this, she actually looks attractive.
By fin, on March 5, 2008 13:38:26
LOL @ all of the angry, jealous, bitter women claiming the pics are photoshopped. Get over it ladies, she's hot, hotter than you, and she is the woman your man is fantasizing about while he is doing you.
By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 13:49:05
hyperbole,
you only have to hit that publish button once.
genius.
By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 13:54:03
"hyperbole,
you only have to hit that publish button once.
genius.
By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 13:54:03"
I'm aware. I'll pass that on to the people who run the server responsible for the shitty WiFi connection I have to use today.
Of course, if you work in IT yourself, any tech support is more than welcome. Thanks!
By Hyperbole, on March 5, 2008 14:28:42
Why is she wearing those boot things and carrying shoes?
By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 15:04:53
okay I guess my comment didn't get cleared cuz it had a link? Anyhoo the comments here....HILARIOUS. And the person saying to compare her to 1998 photos...are you fucking kidding? That was 10 years ago....she was 23.
Actually she looks exactly the same except more mature. And if THAT is "freaky" (the way she looked when she was young) a lot of people would kill to look that "freaky"
You people are SAD...but entertaining
By Libraesque, on March 5, 2008 15:21:32
Regardless of her morals, she's still a stunning woman.
Those who say "Photoshop" all I can say is: noone is photographing YOUR hot ass for an ad campaign. Life sucks don't it?
By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 15:59:54
11:30:54
Agreed, she has definitely had a LOT of plastic surgery. For starters she had disproportionate lips, the lower was much larger than the upper. She had her father's (John Voight) flat face, so she got cheek implants to give her cheekbones. Brad has that same hollowed out look under his eyes, I think Shiloh could grow into a concave face, poor kid. Her nose is all one width now from bridge to tip, when she was younger it was much wider at the tip. She looked different, not bad, then, but she has without a doubt had work done. She had it in her late teens but there are pics out there of her as a child. She has a great surgeon and anyone looks good with hair, makeup, lighting, stylists, surgeons and photoshop.
By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 16:25:32
"Regardless of her morals, she's still a stunning woman.
Those who say "Photoshop" all I can say is: noone is photographing YOUR hot ass for an ad campaign. Life sucks don't it?
By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 15:59:54"
Seriously.
Even with Photoshop, 97% of humans couldn't begin to approach her physical beauty.
If she's had work done, it's been subtle and good. Mostly it just seems like she lost the baby fat around her face, which happens to most people who don't become morbidly obese as they hurtle past their 20's and into their 30's, as many Americans (and no doubt more than a few readers of this blog) tend to get.
Yeah, the way her and Brad hooked up was beyond sketchy, but if I had her money and influence, I'd be doing as much humanitarian work as she does as well.
By Hyperbole, on March 5, 2008 16:35:42
Who cares?
By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 18:48:06
She has no ass. None. It's as flat as her teenage face before surgery.
I do think it will be very bad for Shiloh because the eyes of her parents have been fooled and now the natural underlying physical features will be exaggerated.
In the far future, plastic surgery will be a necessity because the distorted features will be more pronounced.
Shiloh will need to select someone with a convex face to counter the structural problem. Nature designed us to be selective which is why women don't naturally mate with just anyone, as cruel as it seems.
By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 20:53:43
They've also touched up the photos to make her arms look healthy and normal, but they are anything but healthy and normal. Her arms are anorexic and make her look starved. Her arms are gross.
By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 20:56:22
She is THE most beautiful woman on earth, both inside and out. And please don't bother to "inform me" of her wrong doings in the past or the fake plastic surgery stories because I personally know women who have had them and they don't even look average let alone anythng resembling Ms. Jolie.
By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 23:16:19
she is amazingly gorgeous.
i love the shoes she is holding.
i would love to just look at her in person.
i know, sounds creepy. but, she is stunning.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2008 04:42:02
anon 15:04
WHAT BOOTS?
By anonymous, on March 6, 2008 04:44:28
Black and whites do anything artistic shot justice and yes the photo touch ups are evident, but all in all she is not an amazing beauty just famous, there are gorgeous natural woman walking the streets right now that would put her to shame!
By anonymous, on March 6, 2008 12:30:01
Black and whites do anything artistic shot justice and yes the photo touch ups are evident, but all in all she is not an amazing beauty just famous, there are gorgeous natural woman walking the streets right now that would put her to shame!
By anonymous, on March 6, 2008 12:30:20
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