IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Britney Spears is a Cartoon

Britney Spears is a Cartoon

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& yea madonna is still doing what others do before her...they both hacks

By MiRKED, on March 11, 2008 17:11:51
Which female pop star got themselves animated for a video before Madonna? I tried to think of one but can't.

By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 17:13:43
I want to beat her to death with those stupid boots.

By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 17:21:19
huh...she almost looks alright in these pics.

By meeeee, on March 11, 2008 17:35:53
She looks fat and those blue contact lenses look stupid.

By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 17:39:27
My, how the mighty have fallen.

By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 18:26:58
i dont care for the lindsay lohan glow. she does look pregnant :o yikes.

By scarlit, on March 11, 2008 18:27:30
I FUCKING LOVE THIS SITE!!!!! MY ADVICE TO YOU IS KEEP CALLING HER A FAT ASS PIG, BECUSE SHE WILL SNAP LIKE LISA MARIE PRESLEY AND ADMIT HER PREGNANCY!!! SHE IS TOTALLY PREG AND TRYING TO HIDE IT, LIKE CHRITINA AGUILERA, JLO AND ANGIE JOLIE. WE ALL KNOW BETTER THOUGH.

By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 18:29:16
But OMG Y'ALL she's WEARING A BRA!

Jooooy to teh wooooorld! Allllll around the wooooorld!

By Anastasia Beaverhausen, on March 11, 2008 18:35:55
thats nice and all but um..

today is my 21st bday. happy bday to me.

By Prettyboy, on March 11, 2008 18:49:16
Happy birthday Prettyboy! I sent you a case of KY for your birthday. Should be there in a couple of days.

By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 19:58:11
HOLY CHRIST!!! Pants AND a bra. Well fuck me a runnin.

By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 19:59:35
It's a turd. It's a plane wreck. IT'S SUPER SHITNEY!!!

By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 20:07:19
One word. Kryptonite.

By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 20:12:36
Even her cartoon character has saggy tits.

By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 20:38:16
She's still got a pretty face and I think she's looking better than the last pictures I saw.

By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 20:55:45
"Britney, wipe the cheeto dust off your chin. We want to make a new music video for your single, but it'll take at least five weeks of powerwashing to make you presentable."
"Don't y'all be talkin' bout me like that! I'm country!"
"That's very nice. But we were thinking that perhaps we could do an anime video-"
"Annie-Mae? Whoozat? I gots a cuzzin Annie-Mae."
"Uh, no. Anime is a Japanese-"
"Y'all! Annie-Mae better not be stealin' mah pop crown! I'll hog-tie her and toss her to the cows!"
"No no, anime is a Japanese animation technique. We'll make a cartoon version of you, so nobody will actually see what you look like."
"Well, okay, y'all. Jist so long as ya tell people it's Britney, not Annie-Mae. Ah don't want mah cuzzin gettin' no credit!"
"I think we can arrange that."
"And Ah wanna show mah purty boobies, but I want 'em looking good! And mah cooch! And mah long thin legs. Mebbe y'all kin have mah hair flowing in the wind? It ain't moved in months, since Ah stopped washin' it."
"As you wish, Britney." (Inwardly: "The things I do for money....")

By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 21:46:04
Whatev

By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 22:15:15
I can't tell a preggers woman until she's about 9 months in, but if she is...well this kid won't even have a father to rely on. She might just as well stick the baby in Jamie Lynn's nursery and hope that she doesn't notice the slight increase in number

By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 22:16:14
Well, at least daddy's making sure her hair is squeaky clean...

I cosign to the pregnancy thing. How sad, she probably got jealous of Jamie Lynn.

By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 22:42:38
Will the cartoon SLUTney flash her twat & fuck terrorists too? Will it crap all over it's house & refuse to clean up after itself? Will it change outfits 20x a day, and get fat & bitchy? Will it have a sister who's fucked at 15 & gets pregnant by her 45 year old manager?

By SLUTney SUCKS, on March 12, 2008 00:39:30
Well Pam Anderson was Striperella. Kim Basinger did a movie called Cool World. I know of these things, haven't seen either so can't say if they were interesting or not. It seems like a bit of a cheap, desperate trick to keep one's name in the media.

By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 04:54:31
Madonna is pathetic in her attempts to stay relevant. Is there anyone else who thinks Madonna got her teeth gapped? Or widened the gap right around the time she came out with "Secret?"

By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 05:49:41
Watching this makes me want to enter a convent and go blind tatting lace for rich women while my wimple cuts into my cheek.

By Can A Video Reek Pleather?, on March 12, 2008 05:56:00
Superheroes ? They're both legends in their own minds. Overated, talentless attention whores. It's not their singing it's actually the music and the way they dance around like the whores they really are. Deal with it.

By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 06:22:12
The cartoon Britney has nicer hair.

By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 06:53:44
"today is my 21st bday. happy bday to me."

By Prettyboy, on March 11, 2008 18:49:16

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, you look like a monkey, and you smell like one too.

By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 06:56:07
Being recreated as a cartoon is the ONLY way Britney will ever look good again. Could it be that she's figured this out (not likely), or is she just too lazy to commit to a video shoot (more likely)?

By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 06:56:38
If a cartoon man fucked a cartoon Britney would he still get an STD?

By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 06:57:52
Who did it first? Oh I don't know, Anne Margret on the Flintstones? Betty Boop? I mean Madonna never copied off Betty Boop. Oh wait, she did in who's that girl vid.

By Tazznum1, on March 12, 2008 07:15:23
^ They're talking about MUSIC VIDEOS not actual cartoons. God people are dumb.

By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 08:11:20
She's totally going for the Tanya Harding look. Bitch looks 45.

By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 08:48:46
In other news, Britney's children now refuse to watch Spongebob or any other cartoon, claiming that it is too terrifying. The court-appointed monitor said that anytime a cartoon comes on TV, even the Trix rabbit, the boys start screaming and crying.

By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 09:21:45
I thought her parents were sending her to a home for retards? Seems to me like this option is long overdue. Once her parents leave her home she will be back to meth with any man that wants her.

By What a nutcase, on March 12, 2008 10:10:45
"Prettyboy", maybe if you weren't a racist dick and were humorous people would care about saying happy birthday to you.

By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 11:21:20
EVEN THE CARTOON IS UGLY ,GO AWAY BRITNEY JUST GO AWAY

By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 12:26:40
Madonna did the cartoon bit for the video as another way to not put attention on her pregnant belly. So I say Britney's people are doing this because Britney is pregnant.

By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 12:52:41
I forgot Madonna was pregnant in that video! Britney looks even more like a copycat now. Hopefully Britney will retire and go away after this though.

By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 12:57:49
animated madonna ripped off animated bjork, who did it waaaay back in 1995 with 'i miss you', directed by john k of ren and stimpy fame. BEAT THAT BITCHES.

By galley, on March 12, 2008 13:57:37
"animated madonna ripped off animated bjork, who did it waaaay back in 1995 with 'i miss you', directed by john k of ren and stimpy fame. BEAT THAT BITCHES."

By galley, on March 12, 2008 13:57:37

Dire Straits. Money for nothing. 1985
a-ha. Take on me. 1985.
Bitch.

By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 14:36:49
Madonna's videos:
* "Who's that girl?" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuEVaXu7meY
* "Dear jessie" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0hZXWb68Lwo

By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 15:17:47
I think the point is Britney is just another talentless copycat and people are missing that point. She's just further down the food chain than Madonna which makes her even more of a shit stain.

By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 15:34:35
Dire Straits. Money for nothing. 1985
a-ha. Take on me. 1985.
Bitch.

By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 14:36:49

but was it fucking john k? no. please eat a dick now, kthx

By galley, on March 12, 2008 15:50:00
also:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOcivBnNMEY

it is better to be cool without worrying about trying to appear cool, like both idiot madonna and cretin brit-brit. goodnight.

By galley, on March 12, 2008 16:04:55
galley. The discussion was about who made the first animated music video dumbass so fuck off.

By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 16:34:19
The discussion was about about female pop stars who animated THEMSELVES in a music video.

By am i the only one paying attention?, on March 12, 2008 16:38:29
Is that Adnan in Madonnas video as well?

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 11:55:06
HA! Brit only wishes she looked that thin! Even without the latest pregnancy she was a fat cow.

By Victoria, on March 17, 2008 07:54:02