IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Britney Spears is Broke

Britney Spears is Broke

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wonder if britnay's cars smell like fish inside? you know what i'm talkin' about!

By rby's, on March 18, 2008 10:08:03
She has the thighs of Richard Simmons.

By anonymous, on March 18, 2008 10:12:34
She's carrying very very low. And it's twins.

By anonymous, on March 18, 2008 10:26:11
"Why do all these cars have discolored stripes down the middle of the seats?"

By anonymous, on March 18, 2008 10:34:53
muscular thighs to begin with, then add 6 frapps a day to the mix & you get muscular thighs + fat = insanity.

I'm a horrible person, but the idea of her being broke makes me laugh & laugh *going to hell*

By jimmy, on March 18, 2008 10:50:53
I wouldn't be surprised if she really was broke, or quickly getting there, at the rate she blows through money. And I wouldn't be surprised if she's had millions stolen by her "team".

Tens of millions is a lot of money, but it's not a bottomless well. If you're as mentally unbalanced and flat-out stupid as BS is, it's more than possible to lose it all. Just ask Mike Tyson and Michael Jackson. They've blown through hundreds of millions.

Dumbasses.

And she's getting fatter probably for the following reasons:

1) If she's on bipolar meds, those are notorious for causing weight gain.

2) She's off the meth, speed, clenbuterol and other crap that was making her less fat.

3) She's knocked up with the pap's baby.

4) Who the fuck knows with this bitch anymore?

By Hyperbole, on March 18, 2008 10:51:04
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!! Time to warm up the stripper pole you stupid bitch!!!

By anonymous, on March 18, 2008 11:03:08
She still worth more than that Bear Sterns guy

By anonymous, on March 18, 2008 11:04:38
For pete's sake, she's not huge. She has short, very muscular legs to begin with. Like a gymnast, the muscle never really goes away with regular use, but the fat packs on top of the muscle, and it looks bad.

Of course, the lazy fucks on this site wouldn't understand that muscle like that comes from dancing and working out, not sitting on the couch playing Halo 3 and eating Doritos.

By anonymous, on March 18, 2008 11:06:33
She should not be wearing shorts that short!

By anonymous, on March 18, 2008 11:06:42
She's stumpy to start with but the socks are making her look even worse.

By anonymous, on March 18, 2008 11:15:40
Anon 11:06:33

Me and my nerd friends find your comments offensive and disgusting. We will continue to play our super sick video games and will continue to rip on Shitney Spears for being a whore bag cunt face. You're trying to tell me that Shitney works out? When is that? Between the 20 piece extra crispy bucket she polishes off three times a week or in between all the dick sucking she does? You sound like a Shitney fan to me and you should jump off a cliff with her because the world would be better off without both of you. NERDS REUNITE!!!P.S. I don't even like Doritos...ASS

By I hate Hippies, on March 18, 2008 11:30:30
this is like an E with a bunch of Ws next to it..EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. Doesn´t she have a friend...well..she doesn´t. A mirror?

By weederella, on March 18, 2008 11:48:54
Yep, those thighs are awfully thunderous for a woman of her age. She's gonna look terrible at 40.

By catman, on March 18, 2008 11:53:39
Dumbass SLUTney is probably broke, and I find that HILARIOUS. Usually I don't feel vindictive towards anyone, but she (along with her dumbass friend pearASS SMELLton) needs to get a wake up call. The dumb bitch doesn't know the value of money; she thinks it's something to be thrown away on cars, meth & KFC.

As for SLUTney's cellulite ass & thighs, that's what happens when you stop working out, pig out on fast food & take anti-psychotics. You get fat & cellulite. Gee whiz; I guess SLUTney's no longer the cute sex kitten; she's got typical woman problems. Aw, I think I'll cry for her...NOT!

By anonymous, on March 18, 2008 12:03:34
Britney deserves what ever she gets - she is a waste of human existence. I think the trailer park will wecome her back with open arms - I hear they need some fresh meat - whether it's rancid or not.

By anonymous, on March 18, 2008 12:06:46
I love how trolls always come to sites like these and accuse all the commenters of "sitting on the couch playing Halo 3 and eating Doritos," being "lazy fucks," etc.

Um, sweety, you're commenting here too. But I'm sure you have a busy, important life and are the exception to all the other "losers" who comment on this site. Best of luck with your self-loathing issues.

By anonymous, on March 18, 2008 12:18:41
I looks like she's started working out again and is building some muscle under that fat, essentially doubling the size of her already stumpy thighs. Until that fat comes off, it's just gonna get worse.

By Spazzy, on March 18, 2008 12:23:32
12:18:41 -
You forget to mention the fact the troll also defending Britney for being a fat, bloated pig.

(1)Defending Britney for being a fat pig.
(2)Accusing everyone here of being fat pigs.

Irony?

By Fred, on March 18, 2008 12:36:53
If I have to see one more picture of Britney's nipples pointing to the floor, I'm going to cry. Again.

By anonymous, on March 18, 2008 12:46:15
She looks one one fucking skanky piece of trash. I don't know why that seems so familiar to me..?...Oh yeah, that's the kind of girl I usually fuck.

I just threw up after thinking to myself "I'd hit it". But still, I'd hit it!

By Douche, on March 18, 2008 14:02:08
okay these pictures are horrible, but i will admit that before I used to love her legs, in heels and short dresses she looked amazing, they were beautiful. even in the piece of me video her legs look so nice but thats probably editing =/

By anonymous, on March 18, 2008 14:07:26
them's dancer legs, baby!

By anonymous, on March 18, 2008 14:10:25
Her "dancer legs" would look more like "dancer legs" if Britney wasn't a short stumpy girl who is built more like an NFL player or a WWE wrestler.

By anonymous, on March 18, 2008 14:12:33
They are weeding out all the troubles from her financal expenses not declaring she is poor. Why should she pay interest for cars she doesn't use, and they are finding out what was stolen, charged to her name and getting the property back? She has always spent miserly on herself but gave generously.. dumb broad Most of her money is invested and she can't touch it until certain dates so she's lucky in that failsafe.

By aerobella, on March 18, 2008 14:17:06
Did she really think that popping out kids like a Pez dispenser and scarfing down Cheeto's as a main food group wasn't gonna catch up with her?

She needs to gather whatever money she has left and buy herself a clue.

By Vanchic, on March 18, 2008 14:24:27
"You normally only see thighs like that on something that just heard a who."

Todd! Brilliant (again).

Even when she was in shape her stumpy legs bugged me.

By anonymous, on March 18, 2008 14:43:04
I agree with <B>aerobella, Daddy is just getting rid of EXTRA expenses...Like the car she bought for Adnan Ghalib...

By Sak01, on March 18, 2008 16:57:15
HA HA!

By gay blade, on March 18, 2008 17:31:01
meh.

By anonymous, on March 18, 2008 17:51:13
SLUTney, SLUTney, SLUTney...when you gonna pull your ugly fat head out of your ass & get a clue? Not only have you shown the world that you are an unrepentant, disgusting slut, but you're quite possibly the stupidest person regarding finance in the world. Please consider offing yourself; everyone wants you to do it...

PS - Nice FAT thighs, by the way; they work well with your nasty cellulite ass...

By anonymous, on March 18, 2008 18:11:53
HA HA HA HA -breaths- HA HA HA HA ... o.k .. wait .. wait .. wait .. I just choked on my drink when I read Britney Spears and "Like a gymnast" in the same sentence. I can't breath. Oh, that was a good luck, thank you stupid slutney fan ... you made my day ...

By anonymous, on March 18, 2008 19:00:52
Didn't Brit-nee have liposuction last year? She must REALLY be packing it on! And her nipples look like Adnan was hanging on them for much too long!!

By anonymous, on March 18, 2008 20:19:59
okay, yes she has had lipo but here is the deal with lipo, you can gain weight again but you are going to gain in weird places and you can only suck out so much fat well unless your doctor is a quack...trust

By anonymous, on March 19, 2008 11:05:13
I don't feel so good after seeing those photos..

By Sickyicky, on March 19, 2008 12:25:42
If she is broke it's the best thing that has ever happened to her. If she has to start over it will teach her some discipline and self respect and she will lose that arrogant entitlement attitude of hers plus the hangers on like Sam Lufti won't be so interested without the $$$$.

By Fame ain't all that, on March 19, 2008 12:54:04
Hey~~leave the WWE out of it. Everyone knows that they get their legs from a whole different kind of injection. And I'm not talking about Tony Sachare's creole marinade, either.

By anonymous, on March 19, 2008 18:00:16
When is she going to stop wearing short shorts and half tops? She just does not have the body to pull it off anymore. Oh yeah, and put on a bra, your tits look like a 45 year olds, for christ sake!

By anonymous, on March 21, 2008 03:57:54
Doubt she is broke - broke she might be Michael Jackson broke but not we the people broke. I see her fortune dwindling down though, Mother at the pawn shop, father selling her cars, Kevin seeking employment. They really need her to get well dont they.

By anonymous, on March 21, 2008 07:16:07
HA! Britney, karma is a bitch. This is what you get for being a homewrecker to not one but two families. (Kevin & Adnan). You are a joke!

By Britney should stay locked up, on March 21, 2008 11:29:58
You have to admit that that's got to suck though. She has to pay spousal support to her deadbeat ex-husband, AND pick up the tab for his attorneys to sue you too. She looks like she's stuck her head in a bucket of KFC and hasn't taken it out. She's nuts, but I've got some sympathy for her plight.

By anonymous, on March 25, 2008 06:24:00
anti-depressants will do that to ya too.

she's simply a trainwreck. quite sad really.

By anonymous, on March 25, 2008 10:06:23