There is a woman who texts these things to a friend of mine just to make his gf insane. She knows the gf is crazy jealous and she's trying to break up the relationship. It's come close. Britney might just be getting played by some malicious dingbat.
Top 10 things for SLUTney to do while she's at home:
10) You're SO special, Bri-ney; breathing underwater should be no problem for you 9) Those shiny knives are FUN to play with 8) Contrary to popular belief, it's cool to listen to a plugged in radio when taking a bath 7) Rat poison = TASTY 6) People CAN fly; try it from your 3rd floor balcony 5) There's no limit to taking Meth, the more the merrier 4) Forget eating; you look fat & need to lose about 150 lbs 3) Breathing is over-rated. Please stop now. 2) Hangman noose's are SO comfy... 1) Dr. Kevorkian called; he wants you to give him a call back ASAP.
Pick one & go with it. Remember, no one likes a quitter...
Wait, are these NEW pictures of her baring her fruit basket? Good God. She did it six times in 2007, and I hate myself for knowing that. And this is the second or third time this year. She's running on a crotch shot every other month. Get those photographers AWAY from that woman.
she's gonna miss that landing strip...that's all i gotta say. you know, she needs to stay away from men and work on her own damn self...honestly...she's looking better though, i like the dress!
How low does someone have to be to make a living out of taking pictures of peoples crotches when they are getting out of cars? They are the lowest forms of life. What a dirtbag.
enough with the fucking britney spears stories...i mean seriously, it's the same shit over and over with her...can you at least spare us the fucking crotch shots?? fuck, that bitch is so uninteresting.
So let's see, she bangs paparrazis whose only job is to make money off her misery and she doesn't understand why he went elsewhere? LOL. Her IQ must be 22. She's medicated now so you can't blame the mental illness for the stupidity this time.
Top 10 things for SLUTney to do while she's at home:
10) You're SO special, Bri-ney; breathing underwater should be no problem for you 9) Those shiny knives are FUN to play with 8) Contrary to popular belief, it's cool to listen to a plugged in radio when taking a bath 7) Rat poison = TASTY 6) People CAN fly; try it from your 3rd floor balcony 5) There's no limit to taking Meth, the more the merrier 4) Forget eating; you look fat & need to lose about 150 lbs 3) Breathing is over-rated. Please stop now. 2) Hangman noose's are SO comfy... 1) Dr. Kevorkian called; he wants you to give him a call back ASAP.
Pick one & go with it. Remember, no one likes a quitter...
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 16:58:59
I was having a bad morning at work and that comment put a smile on my face!
32 Comments:
Leave Your CommentAhhh was wondering when you guys would post this story.
Tomorrows headline 'Britney suicide tragedy' well i can dream, i'm fed up of this crotch baring whore every where.
By anti-crotch in my face, on March 3, 2008 13:05:11
stinky
By old man winter, on March 3, 2008 13:06:36
Wow now thats a moron. The guy now manages to destroy his golden meal ticket.
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 13:06:58
Her kids sure are lucky to see their mom again these days.
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 13:17:05
I'd take a million Britney Spearses any day over 1 Ellen Paige or Diablo Cody. At least Britney flashes her cooch for free.
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 13:23:04
Wow he must be a world class clown. He will never get anything better.
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 13:24:43
my turn, I got next. Someone let me borrow a camera so I can get close, lol
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 14:11:45
So where's the sex tape?
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 14:45:58
That's pretty bad when Brit can't even keep the scum of the earth around. Give it up Brit. NO ONE WANT"S YOU!!!
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 14:53:04
Mmmm. Nothing more appetizing than a razor burned snatch.
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 14:55:41
There is always another scumbag pap around, so who cares?
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 15:09:39
There is a woman who texts these things to a friend of mine just to make his gf insane. She knows the gf is crazy jealous and she's trying to break up the relationship. It's come close. Britney might just be getting played by some malicious dingbat.
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 16:05:50
Wait, is this "world tour" thing for real? Beacuse, as EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD, except for Britney, knows, her affair never was.
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 16:12:43
Gezz, get some panties. She must leave a trail like a slug in every car.
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 16:18:57
Top 10 things for SLUTney to do while she's at home:
10) You're SO special, Bri-ney; breathing underwater should be no problem for you
9) Those shiny knives are FUN to play with
8) Contrary to popular belief, it's cool to listen to a plugged in radio when taking a bath
7) Rat poison = TASTY
6) People CAN fly; try it from your 3rd floor balcony
5) There's no limit to taking Meth, the more the merrier
4) Forget eating; you look fat & need to lose about 150 lbs
3) Breathing is over-rated. Please stop now.
2) Hangman noose's are SO comfy...
1) Dr. Kevorkian called; he wants you to give him a call back ASAP.
Pick one & go with it. Remember, no one likes a quitter...
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 16:58:59
AW GROSS!!!!!!!!!
THE TWIT TWAT LIVES
It kinda reminds me of the pig's ear my grandma would get from the butcher round the block near the crick and A Train in Howard Beach.
Girl looks HEAVILY medicated. Thank heavens. Finally.
By Sami, on March 3, 2008 17:13:04
Wait, are these NEW pictures of her baring her fruit basket? Good God. She did it six times in 2007, and I hate myself for knowing that. And this is the second or third time this year. She's running on a crotch shot every other month. Get those photographers AWAY from that woman.
By Anastasia, on March 3, 2008 17:31:40
she's gonna miss that landing strip...that's all i gotta say. you know, she needs to stay away from men and work on her own damn self...honestly...she's looking better though, i like the dress!
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 17:43:43
On her it's not a "dress" it's a sweater, and you have horrible taste, 17:43:43.
Nice c-section scar, Brit. We're tired of seeing it. Please put on some pants.
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 17:47:10
How low does someone have to be to make a living out of taking pictures of peoples crotches when they are getting out of cars? They are the lowest forms of life. What a dirtbag.
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 17:55:06
Oh good lord, can the girl not learn to cover her crotch? Here's a news flash Brit..WE'VE SEEN IT!! ENOUGH!!! Find a new way to dazzle us - PLEASE!
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 18:46:04
Been there, seen that!
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 19:48:37
Britney should have sold pics like these a long time ago. Now they're worthless.
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 19:55:02
Glad he's out, he was the biggest douche of them all and that's saying alot.
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 21:56:39
Im glad Adnan seems to be out of the picture, never trusted him!
By SDF, on March 3, 2008 22:22:53
Let's all pitch in and buy her a six pack of Haines!
By anonymous, on March 4, 2008 04:27:29
enough with the fucking britney spears stories...i mean seriously, it's the same shit over and over with her...can you at least spare us the fucking crotch shots?? fuck, that bitch is so uninteresting.
By anonymous, on March 4, 2008 06:09:20
So let's see, she bangs paparrazis whose only job is to make money off her misery and she doesn't understand why he went elsewhere? LOL. Her IQ must be 22. She's medicated now so you can't blame the mental illness for the stupidity this time.
By Britney still a retard, on March 4, 2008 07:57:38
Top 10 things for SLUTney to do while she's at home:
10) You're SO special, Bri-ney; breathing underwater should be no problem for you
9) Those shiny knives are FUN to play with
8) Contrary to popular belief, it's cool to listen to a plugged in radio when taking a bath
7) Rat poison = TASTY
6) People CAN fly; try it from your 3rd floor balcony
5) There's no limit to taking Meth, the more the merrier
4) Forget eating; you look fat & need to lose about 150 lbs
3) Breathing is over-rated. Please stop now.
2) Hangman noose's are SO comfy...
1) Dr. Kevorkian called; he wants you to give him a call back ASAP.
Pick one & go with it. Remember, no one likes a quitter...
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 16:58:59
I was having a bad morning at work and that comment put a smile on my face!
By Pennylane, on March 4, 2008 10:26:18
threw it in the pool...lol.. nice brit, best move you've done, well in a very longtime!
By anonymous, on March 4, 2008 11:10:24
looking at those pictures Britney does not have a pussy she is smooth like a plastic doll a very ugly doll
By anonymous, on March 4, 2008 11:44:01
She's a public property. Her snatch is a public property. She loves sharing it with the entire world. What else is she left with?
By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 03:03:53
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