34 Comments:

• She was HORRIBLE. There are exactly 100 million women that could have done a better job with that part.

  By anonymous, on March 25, 2008 10:18:19

• I know she is a f'ing mess and all but she still is Britney Spears can't she smoke inside???

  By PK, on March 25, 2008 10:18:28

• So let's see, putting on clean clothes and making the effort to arrive on set for a lame television show is important, but showing up to ANY court appearance for the benefit of her own children, not so much. Yup, I hate her.

  By anonymous, on March 25, 2008 10:23:16

• whore. that is all.

  By anonymous, on March 25, 2008 10:23:50

• Britney is turning into Axl Rose all of a sudden. Next thing you know she'll be punching dudes with cameras.

  By anonymous, on March 25, 2008 10:27:49

• "I know she is a f'ing mess and all but she still is Britney Spears can't she smoke inside???"
  
  It's a recording studio. People who can ACTUALLY sing are trying to protect their singing voices from being destroyed by second hand smoke.

  By anonymous, on March 25, 2008 10:30:09

• So let's see, putting on clean clothes and making the effort to arrive on set for a lame television show is important, but showing up to ANY court appearance for the benefit of her own children, not so much. Yup, I hate her.
  
  By anonymous, on March 25, 2008 10:23:16
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  Agreed. This bitch needs to die soon...

  By anonymous, on March 25, 2008 10:38:18

• "Trigger Topics"? I love it. I wonder how that conversation to the people on set went.
  
  "OK people, we have SLUTney spears coming in this week to do a slutty secretary role. Now, we know she can't act, and you all know what a crazy fucked up bitch she's been in the past 5 years. Her dad has allowed her out of her cage to do this episode, but there's things we can't talk about with her, or it will trigger her bizarre snatch flashing behavior. So, please avoid talking with SLUTney about the following topics: sports, children, music, movies, TV, acting, singing, dancing, clothes, religion, politics, the weather, life in general, cars, sex, getting up in the morning, showering, a job, money, driving, eating, breathing, air, earth, water or death".

  By anonymous, on March 25, 2008 10:44:57

• I heard she did a good job (although I admittedly did not watch the show). Credit where credit is due. Yup, I'd still tap that ass.

  By J-Bird, on March 25, 2008 10:59:23

• She blows and all, and I'll be glad when she falls off a building or catches fire or her diverticulum explodes--whatever it takes--but I have a question: What is a "100 calorie pack"? I apologize in advance for my ignorance (though it pales in comparison to hers).

  By Curious Georgia, on March 25, 2008 11:06:46

• Great article.................I can't imagine the show's producers actually wanting Britney to do this, as they could have used any struggling actress to fill the part, so it must have been her PR team trying to keep Britney out there, and off TMZ for 5 fucking mintues. Really TMZ, if it wasn't for you, she'd be getting no face time at all, leave the bitch alone, nobody cares about her anymore.

  By justin, on March 25, 2008 11:10:23

• I don't understand why people tip-toe around this bitch. She is nothing special and there are much more important people in this world than her...

  By Countrygirl, on March 25, 2008 11:16:06

• LEAV BRINNY ALONE!!! I need keep taiking picturs of her so I can keep my green card and make mony. they will send me back my contry home of yugoslavia.this i cannot do as I am wante by othoritees of making loves to litle goat

  By #1 paparahzee, on March 25, 2008 11:17:20

• Agreed. This bitch needs to die soon...
  
  By anonymous, on March 25, 2008 10:38:18
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  It's almost time for harvest...

  By anonymous, on March 25, 2008 11:37:57

• Great actor, NOT! she should stick with showing her snatch in public.

  By anonymous, on March 25, 2008 11:39:11

• Watched the show last night; Brit-Brit wasn't good nor bad, she was just there. I'm just pissed the network kept showing the damn promo for the show every two minutes during the NCAA Tournament games. Paparazzi wet-dreams and basketball don't mix well.

  By anonymous, on March 25, 2008 12:34:42

• I thought she was really funny in the part last night - but I also think it's really sad that her children are not a topic she'd want to discuss.

  By anonymous, on March 25, 2008 12:36:55

• In short, never say anything to Britney that might remind what a miserable failure she is as a mother and a human being. Got it.

  By catman, on March 25, 2008 13:01:49

• A 100 calorie pack is a snack that sold as having only 100 calories.

  By anonymous, on March 25, 2008 13:28:24

• "It's a recording studio. People who can ACTUALLY sing are trying to protect their singing voices from being destroyed by second hand smoke."
  
  You miss the point of my post...if she had any star power she could smoke anywhere she wanted and use the producers ear as an ashtray.
  
  And not to stray to far off topic...have you ever been to a recording studio? Smoking a cigarette is usually the least offensive thing going on.

  By pk, on March 25, 2008 13:53:26

• They shouldn't be catering to this bitch and kissing her ass. What they should be doing is telling her to grow up, go home, and learn how to be a good mother.

  By anonymous, on March 25, 2008 14:14:59

• If people would stop buying her shit and watching everything that Britney does, maybe then she'd go away. Until that time, folks, I'm afraid we're stuck with her.

  By anonymous, on March 25, 2008 14:24:21

• whatta shitty actress

  By anonymous, on March 25, 2008 14:32:58

• I saw the show. She was perfect for the part. She played a stupid slut so it was a a very easy role for her to get in to. She's a natural.

  By anonymous, on March 25, 2008 14:46:06

• I heard a rumor that Alyson Hannigan got addicted to meth just from shaking hands with Britney and Neal Patrick Harris is preggers from sharing a soda.

  By thebig28, on March 25, 2008 15:39:14

• "That might be true, except for the fact that this bitch is crazy."
  
  That is so freaking true it approaches genius. Goddamn....

  By oakling, on March 25, 2008 15:44:38

• I watched the You Tube clip, and it was nothing exceptional. You see, she is that stupid, nitwit receptionist, so this wasn't much of a stretch for her.
  Yawn.
  What was Elliot Reed doing on "How I met your mother"?

  By Willa Dodge, on March 25, 2008 17:35:41

• Wow, the part was perfect for her and she managed to fuck up playing herself. The acting was so wooden and terrible I couldn't even watch the whole clip, I only made it half way through ... no wonder Britney fans would think this was a comeback. They obviously have no goddamn clue what talent is ...

  By anonymous, on March 25, 2008 18:41:47

• she did play a crazy bitch so it was perfect for her BUT the show sucked ass with her in it

  By shitney sucks, on March 25, 2008 20:13:33

• Where would you even find a quality worthy of compliment in this husk of a woman? "My my, Britney, you tied your shoelaces so well!" "Your breathing is so even, you must practice!" "Did anyone ever tell you your ears are the same color as the rest of your skin? It's INCREDIBLE!"

  By anonymous, on March 26, 2008 00:43:57

• Anon 10:27
  
  For that comment I'm holding off another 10 years to release "Chinese Democracy." Homefuck.

  By W. Axl Rose, on March 26, 2008 11:37:56

• That was a good part for her, didn't require her to act. She just had to be her good old natural retarded self. Cheers!
  

  By nyeowwww, on March 26, 2008 15:34:48

• I didn't see it. Did she make any of her patented stupid "goofy" faces? I swear, I just want her to die so fucking badly...if there is a God, I pray every night for her death. Yes, I hate her THAT MUCH.

  By anonymous, on March 27, 2008 22:11:14

• ANYONE and I repeat ANYONE can pull off a small TV role ... and I fail to see how SHE was funny.. the part written for her might have been funny, but do any of you really think she did any modifications on the part... i think not... shes so stupid someone had to dictate it to her since he probably was consfused by a script.
  

  By nysro, on March 31, 2008 17:53:30