I disagree. I think she reached her sexiest point when she was photographed topless on a beach smoking a cigarette while 8 months pregnant. That was the pinnacle of sexiness and it can only go downhill from there.
Money and power. (I.e. she's the typical female). Sure, she had a nice little career going for herself, but her husband's net worth and Hollywood clout is 10x hers.
Gorgeous woman - at any age. But her husband - old and YUCK! I never quite understood that one...
By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 10:04:52
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Let me explain that to ya. We wouldn't be talking about her today if she didn't get knocked up and married to Michael Douglas. She'd be a distant memory. So that old geezer = job security for her and a way to stay on the "A List."
10:00, wow, clearly you missed that one by a long shot. And, it wasn't a pot belly. There were numerous photos of her smoking in her last trimester, both on her deck and at the beach.
Meh. She bugs. The epitome of the hyper-ambitious golddigger. Still can't forget the time she said in court that a million dollars was not a lot of money for "people" like her. Also, she likes to put caviar in her hair at $400 a pop. Classy.
yeah, but all women are. You just gotta hope that they have nice tits and ass to go along with their natural instincts of craving security and attention.
Once you bend them over, the balance of power turns.
Total meh. Plus there's no way she's 38, no matter how "good" (hello plastic surgery) she looks. She's been kicking around for many a decade. Not nearly the age gap people believe there is between her and her no-talent melted-face hubbin. (Come on, like he ever would have had a movie career if his father was George The Guy In Bookkeeping.) It's still gross, her marrying him, though. I'm sure their kids will really appreciate the aneurysm that makes him drop dead at their junior high graduation or third grade spelling bee or however old they are. I'm too bored by my own post to even look it u
So, we have another middle aged woman trying to recapture her sexuality and youth by taking her clothes off. What is it with these women? If you're going to get naked, do it when you're younger, not when you're starting to fall apart all over. She's still very pretty, but her body was much better 15 years ago than it is now. Why do this now? To reassure herself that she's still a desirable woman. This is a mid-life crisis.
38 is not very old at all and I know plenty of women who are over 40 and still look younger than her in non-airbrushed pics. These women are rich though and can afford to spa all day and eat gourmet health food, but they still look younger than Catherine. They don't smoke cigarettes though, so maybe that's the difference.
Not the best tits in the world for sure. I'd rate those a 4 at best. Lumpy nipples and small size to the actual tit. Zorro was the pinnacle of her hotness. Those kids she shit out took it out of her.
She looks fantastic, but no way in hell is she 38! HA! That makes me laugh, that she's even trying to pass that off as her age. She looks great, why not embrace it? Wouldn't it be even more impressive that she looks so good older than 38?
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By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 09:31:29
What movie are these stills from? Ali Baba and the Magic Carpet?
By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 09:42:38
I would totally toss her 38-year-old salad.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 09:50:29
She's 38?? Dude, I'm 21 and will NEVER look as good as her. I don't have low self-esteem or anything, just being realistic. Good for her.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 09:52:59
I disagree. I think she reached her sexiest point when she was photographed topless on a beach smoking a cigarette while 8 months pregnant. That was the pinnacle of sexiness and it can only go downhill from there.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 09:57:03
Damn. 9:57 beat me to that comment. I lost all respect for her after I saw those pics.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 09:58:29
Right 9:57, a pot belly and rancid shit breath are the pinnacle of sexy.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 10:00:35
@10:00 you should learn how to recognize sarcasm when you see it.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 10:02:17
Gorgeous woman - at any age. But her husband - old and YUCK! I never quite understood that one...
By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 10:04:52
"I never quite understood that one..."
Money and power. (I.e. she's the typical female). Sure, she had a nice little career going for herself, but her husband's net worth and Hollywood clout is 10x hers.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 10:19:59
Gorgeous woman - at any age. But her husband - old and YUCK! I never quite understood that one...
By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 10:04:52
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Let me explain that to ya. We wouldn't be talking about her today if she didn't get knocked up and married to Michael Douglas. She'd be a distant memory. So that old geezer = job security for her and a way to stay on the "A List."
By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 10:28:20
10:00, wow, clearly you missed that one by a long shot. And, it wasn't a pot belly. There were numerous photos of her smoking in her last trimester, both on her deck and at the beach.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 10:46:15
She is the hottest 38yr old I've ever seen.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 11:42:01
Those are the most disappointing celebrity tits I have ever seen.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 11:48:56
"You see, I haven't actually reached my sexiest point yet."
True. If she's traveling back in time.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 12:17:03
what movie is that the one with the towell on her head??, and how old is she in those movies?? she has NO TITS scary
By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 12:25:11
meh.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 12:29:56
Meh. She bugs. The epitome of the hyper-ambitious golddigger. Still can't forget the time she said in court that a million dollars was not a lot of money for "people" like her. Also, she likes to put caviar in her hair at $400 a pop. Classy.
By Fred, on March 12, 2008 12:31:14
"The epitome of the hyper-ambitious golddigger."
yeah, but all women are. You just gotta hope that they have nice tits and ass to go along with their natural instincts of craving security and attention.
Once you bend them over, the balance of power turns.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 13:03:28
Total meh. Plus there's no way she's 38, no matter how "good" (hello plastic surgery) she looks. She's been kicking around for many a decade. Not nearly the age gap people believe there is between her and her no-talent melted-face hubbin. (Come on, like he ever would have had a movie career if his father was George The Guy In Bookkeeping.) It's still gross, her marrying him, though. I'm sure their kids will really appreciate the aneurysm that makes him drop dead at their junior high graduation or third grade spelling bee or however old they are. I'm too bored by my own post to even look it u
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By gecko, on March 12, 2008 13:20:39
So, we have another middle aged woman trying to recapture her sexuality and youth by taking her clothes off. What is it with these women? If you're going to get naked, do it when you're younger, not when you're starting to fall apart all over. She's still very pretty, but her body was much better 15 years ago than it is now. Why do this now? To reassure herself that she's still a desirable woman. This is a mid-life crisis.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 13:41:10
Her tits are actually smaller than I thought they would be.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 13:42:35
38? if she's 38, i'm fucking 15.
By galley, on March 12, 2008 13:48:44
It's been widely reported that the "official" age is apparently at least 5 years off.
At LEAST.
Guess which direction it's off?
To me she's still smoking hot regardless, but yeah.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 13:53:40
38 is not very old at all and I know plenty of women who are over 40 and still look younger than her in non-airbrushed pics. These women are rich though and can afford to spa all day and eat gourmet health food, but they still look younger than Catherine. They don't smoke cigarettes though, so maybe that's the difference.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 13:58:56
is that really her? she looks flat! ... still beautiful
By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 14:02:13
Hm. Pretty? Yes. Sexy? Don't push it.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 14:31:52
Yeah, 38 is hella young. Is she going to give us a date and time for her pinnacle o' sexiness? I need to put this on my calendar.
By oakling, on March 12, 2008 14:45:43
You're unbearably funny, and for that reason I'm not going to come read your comments here anymore.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 14:48:19
Not the best tits in the world for sure. I'd rate those a 4 at best. Lumpy nipples and small size to the actual tit. Zorro was the pinnacle of her hotness. Those kids she shit out took it out of her.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 14:59:55
Must be all that caviar in her hair.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 15:05:29
"Lumpy nipples and small size to the actual tit."
You think big dinner plate sized areolas are nicer looking? You're the one with the problem, man.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 15:05:37
she's been "38" for the past 20 years, so by my calculations, she's about to turn 60. Damn Welsh genes and HGH.
By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 15:19:52
38? 48? Who cares? I'm stocking up on handcream anyway.
By thebig28, on March 12, 2008 15:55:58
'28, honey, Watkins Lemon Cream. Smells like lemon frosting. Doesn't taste as good as it smells tho, trust me. I've tried it.
Meh. I probably shouldn't have said that.
And Tood! You found my chapstick in your pants! I was wondering where that had gone...
By Vigilante, on March 12, 2008 16:06:33
She looks fantastic, but no way in hell is she 38! HA! That makes me laugh, that she's even trying to pass that off as her age. She looks great, why not embrace it? Wouldn't it be even more impressive that she looks so good older than 38?
By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 18:30:25
She's closer to 50 than 38. Still looks good and all. But who's she kidding with the "38" BS?
By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 20:44:32
Don't care about Zeta-Jones; but this:
Just like the time I used time travel to destroy Skynet.
Hee. Somebody's been watching The Sarah Connor Chronicles, I take it. Brian Austin Green as Derek Reese is made of awesome. Who'da thunk it?
By Nika, on March 12, 2008 21:35:55
She IS 38. I can view Welsh birth records on Ancestry.com and she's listed for the last quarter of 1969. So there!
By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 12:47:21
^^^ umm, do you believe everything you read? esp on the net?? please.
By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 17:02:53
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