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Celebrities Have Sexy Diets

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Hmm. How surprising.

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 21:13:44
You're so sweet Todd, I just want to eat you up with a spoon!

Of course then I'd have to go make myself gag and throw you up in the nearest can. Breath mint, anyone?

By Vanchic, on March 13, 2008 21:34:03
Yea..anyone who believes these women like to eat are in serious denial.

If skinny celebrities do eat, then they work out all the time. If they don't, then they use medications and Redbull and drugs to stay awake.

I just wish people weren't so dumb as to believe anything a celebrity says. Most of them get paid to pretend to be someone else. This is not even shocking to me but to some people it's "Gasp!" and gossip worthy.

By NotBlonde, on March 13, 2008 22:19:49
These people might be thin but they are still obviously out of shape. If you really look at all these girls though, their bodies are gross and saggy. Has anyone seeing the ass on Paris? Nasty. And Katherines saggy armpit bunches in that dress she wore to one of those events was GROSS. They have it all wrong. Eat 5 to 6 small healthy meals a day and keep a steady every day work out. You will look toned and beautiful and not just "thin"

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 22:29:43
i'm not up with the dieters lingo so what does he mean when he says they "lost a stone?"

By angie, on March 13, 2008 22:55:09
I use adderall to help me study sometimes. it really does work. didn't know people were using it for weight loss. that is retarded.

I also do the master cleanse twice a year. been doing it for the past 5 years now. its supposed to help clean out your system and give you energy. now it has become some hollywood diet to lose weight. such a shame.

By Prettyboy, on March 13, 2008 23:32:56
Just goes to show why celebrities should NOT be given a platform to say anything; in most cases, they're more idiotic, uneducated & uninformed than the majority of the populace. Katherine Heigl will definitely lose weight on the cigarette diet; it's called CANCER, and will force her to lose ALL HER WEIGHT. As for pearASS, she thinks water is "too heavy in calories"; she's such an airhead that when she opens her mouth, a white tornado comes out. Same thing goes for WHOREhan & all the other braindead celebs. Stupid morons...

By Celebrites are MORONS, on March 13, 2008 23:36:52
A "stone" is Brit talk for 14 pounds. So if you lose a "stone" you lose 14 pounds.

By NotBlonde, on March 14, 2008 00:07:59
angie: a stone = 14lbs. thats a Brit term.

By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 00:35:09
Angie, it's not diet lingo. A stone is a british expression for weight. Something like 14 pounds, if I remember right.

I agree with March 13, 2008 22:29:43. Skinny, but flabby. Or "skinny-fat" but not on the level of Gwenyth Paltrow. The flabbiest saggiest skinny person ever.

By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 00:56:32
George Carlin used to say:
"Some rich cunt in Beverly Hills doesn't want to eat? FUCK HER!!"

By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 01:32:21
A "stone" is a UK measure of weight for people.
1 stone = 14 lbs; 6.3 kg. Don't know why they just can't use kilos or pounds.
Fucking Brits are stubborn that way sticking to their "imperial" system for everything even though the "empire" ended over a century ago.

Oh well, off to have my wee drachm of absinthe for the morning.

By Fred, on March 14, 2008 02:56:34
Stone is a British measure of weight equal to 14 lbs here in the US.

By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 03:24:12
if I remember correctly, a stone (primarily British measure) is equivalent to 14 pounds.

By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 04:50:49
If we're talking about the UK unit, then 1 stone = 14 pounds.

By Bridget Jones, on March 14, 2008 05:48:52
Angie, "stone" is an English measurement of weight. It is roughly 14 pounds.

By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 06:28:52
British lingo angie. I think a stone is around 14lbs.

I need some adderall stat!

By Tazznum1, on March 14, 2008 07:03:37
@March 13, 2008 22:55:09
"Stone" is an annoying British way of saying 14 lbs. Sounds medieval, doesn't it? Heigl looks like she could still loose a few stones.

By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 07:23:20
Wow, you mean they don't do it by keeping a healthy regimen of diet and exercise??? *rolls eyes*

99% of these "starlets" are liars, so I pity anyone who actually believes they stay thin just because they have "good genes," or they lose 30 pounds of baby weight in two months just by "chasing their kid around."

Please. Spare me. It can all be explained in one word: drugs. They all do them, but few will ever admit it because they want people to think they're superhuman goddesses who live off fast food and just happen to have very high metabolisms.

Drinking lots of water, oh yeah, that's the secret...along with a steady intake of cocaine, diet coke and cigarettes...

By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 07:28:05
You forgot to mention the sexiest diet of all - the Tapeworm diet. Ingesting parasites may have gone out of style in Hollywood, but I bet it will make a comeback.

By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 07:31:35
A stone is a unit of mass, used mainly in Britain. Since I'm Canadian (metric), it's 6.3 kg. But since I'm not a cunt, it's 14 lbs.

By Krista, on March 14, 2008 07:34:07
Anyone who seriously believes that these morons are painfully thin because of any healthy habits needs to immediately take steps to raise the ol' IQ levels. As for Todd, this is rather ridiculous coming from someone who regularly writes posts calling normal size Hollywood women fat and spews hatred towards women whom he does not consider to be beautiful. Misogynist, much?

By Smarter Than You, on March 14, 2008 07:34:08
It's an English term. One stone is 14 pounds.

By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 07:37:28
And to think of all the times I've said these Hollywood skanks are full of shit...boy, am I embarrassed!

By jbonz, on March 14, 2008 07:39:14
i'm not up with the dieters lingo so what does he mean when he says they "lost a stone?"

A stone is a unit of weight in "British" english. It is equal to 14 pounds.

By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 08:01:56
i'm not up with the dieters lingo so what does he mean when he says they "lost a stone?"
By angie, on March 13, 2008 22:55:09
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a stone is the bloody brits lingo not dieters. 1 stone = 14lbs.

By little_johnson, on March 14, 2008 08:08:47
Nastiness.

By Starbucks, on March 14, 2008 08:09:45
Ok people, we get it. Stone = 14 pounds. Please move on.

By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 08:16:28
We get it, its fucking 14 lbs.

By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 08:30:40
Well, at least there is hope:

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By Willa Dodge, on March 14, 2008 08:39:00
Anyone who does the "master cleanse," celebrity or otherwise, is a complete idiot.

By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 09:55:30
The "master cleanse" and the laxatives would explain why so many of them have been photographed without any underwear lately: they may have tossed their panties after beshitting themselves. Sex-ay!

By Alex, on March 14, 2008 10:18:35
What a bunch of vapid morons. And when one of them dies from their retarded "diet" I'm supposed to ball? If you're too stupid to eat properly and exercise to lose weight then in my mind it's a logical thinning of the herd.

By What happened to moderation and exercise?, on March 14, 2008 10:53:03
Oh and ADD is a MYTH and a cheap excuse to get high. Genuinely hyperactive people are just early stage bipolars. Note: Britney Spears.

By Getting high is stupid, on March 14, 2008 10:54:53
I agree ADD does not fucking exist. It's a behavioral problem. You need to be taught how to concentrate and how to develop study habits.

Prettyboy, you're just using speed. It's the same as using meth except Adderall has few less chemicals (and it's legal).

By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 10:58:21
A stone is a Brit term...just kidding!!

By Donkey Punch, on March 14, 2008 11:23:56
I'd replace that cigarette with my dick in her mouth. But no kissing; women who smoke have dogshit breath (yes, that means you. stop it)

By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 11:44:16
So can I assume that a stone is actually 14lbs?

I need clarification.

By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 11:52:22
So...what is a stone again?

By Brit brit cherrios!, on March 14, 2008 12:15:00
A stone is the equivalent of 14 US pounds; it is based on Keith Richards' measured weight the last time he was admitted into rehab.

By jbonz, on March 14, 2008 12:34:29
People who claim to be ADD can't concentrate because they have racing thoughts which is one of the main symptoms of bipolar disorder. Because low level bipolar disorder doesn't manifest itself in the crazy type behavior no one picks up on it until years later when the person has the requisite meltdown/trip to psych ward. Taking Aderral or any other type of speed will only make full blown mania manifest sooner which is exactly what happened to Britney and probably Heather Locklear too.

By ADD is really bipolar, don't put your kid on ritalin, on March 14, 2008 13:20:18
Eh, it's all a bunch of bullshit that a spanking would cure 20 years ago. If a parent were to administer this cheap and effective form of therapy today, they'd end up on CNN. This is one of the reasons the MTV idiot culture is slowly eating America.

By J-Bird, on March 14, 2008 13:32:38
I use to work for GNC and we called this diet the 'African Diet'. Cuz only black women bought the nasty stuff.

By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 15:20:43
Maybe the should ban smoking in public places in California. Then we'd see less of Katherine Heigel taking a drag. That would be a good thing.

In another 20 years, all these people will be dead or have cancer and it doesn't make me feel the least bit sorry for them.

By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 17:05:55
10:18:35 Hilarious!
water mixed with maple syrup, lemon juice and cayenne pepper = BARF. Why would I drink this and then throw up? I'd rather get DRUNK off of Grain Alcohol, have a good time, and then puke a few pounds off!

By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 17:50:46
Bi-polar disorder is just as much bullshit as is ADD. They're mostly scams to keep psychiatrists and big pharma in business. No, I'm not a Scieno, but they do have a point there.

By Fred, on March 14, 2008 18:50:56
wow, didn't think i'd get so many responses when I asked what a stone was. thanks for clarifying!

By angie, on March 15, 2008 23:19:11
That last one with all the laxatives makes it sound like you would be shitting constantly! Also, wouldn't you get really dehydrated?

By anonymous, on March 16, 2008 09:27:14
^^^ Not quite right there, Fred. Sure they want to make money off of us patients, and "categorize" our mental malfunctions. But lets face it, we are ALL dysfunctional to one degree or another and we ALL need one magical wonderdrug to help us get through this thing called life.

By anonymous, on March 16, 2008 09:46:41
gosh guys!

By anonymous, on March 17, 2008 02:44:43
The reason there were so many answers to what a stone was is because all the comments were made long before they were posted by the moderator - DUH!

By anonymous, on March 17, 2008 11:24:43
ahem, I use this laxative dieters tea thing all the time, it actually works!

By kiki, on April 23, 2008 17:51:32