You mean his conversation with his own investigator? Pelicano tapes his conversations with his own clients? Wow. That seems like a really stupid thing to do. Why would any client allow that?
Is, 'That's why i want to blacken this girl up, totally.' such a good phrase to be using when you're talking to Chris Rock ?? 'Hey Chris, I want to make this girl appear more black, then NO ONE will believe her story. Just get me a tin of shoe polish, I'll break into her apartment while she's sleeping the night before the court date and do my thing'.
I do like Rock though, he's one funny fuck. He can't help but be funny even when he's on the phone to his dirtraker (and by dirtraker I mean the guy he employs to besmirch a girl's character and not the appendage he used to rape the girl with).
By That guy who's not a racist but just lost his cool when being heckled, on March 14, 2008 10:02:14
Dinner plates, orange hair, and no ass. She doesn't seem worth all this drama to me.
Fuck the whore who falsely accused him. When are these sluts going to get their due? They should be sent to prison...a men's prison. Then they will know the true meaning of the word "rape".
He basically admits he knows she's a skank, but he fucked her anyway. Skanks like her are always looking for a fast buck, so he should have kept his dick in his pants. I thought he was a lot smarter than that.
I really don't think Chris Rock has anything to worry about, in terms of his reputation. A white entertainer, sure. But him, no. He can use all this to put an after-all-these-years edge into his standup act. It'll be praised as "fresh."
No, he won't miss a beat. His whole schtick is ripping on crazy whores and how pussy can ruin a man. He'll work this Rican skank into his routine and make another truckload of money.
Thats one disgusting whore to spread her legs to chris rock damn whore how desperate for dick are you to fuck him shit woman have some pride ,and the bitch is not mexican SHE IS FROM HUNGARY what the fuck is wrong with euro sluts fucking spades
Chris Rock is a douche. And a stupid one at that. Why the fuck would he have sex with a whore and actually allow his semen to touch her?
I can't even really form a proper thought on this nonsense other than Chris Rock is a horny dumbass. And needed to be shot after making I Think I Love My Wife.
can we just legalize prostitution already so these guys who are going to fuck around anyway can do it as a simple business transaction? the amount of money we could gather in taxes from this could pay for our entire deficit.
WHY? All he bitches about in his routiens are his basic inability to stop lusting after other women. He was clearly not ready to settle down, but he figured he could have wifey, kidlets and still get his nut off with some hobag without his wife finding out.
She should have know better. It's all he talks about.
He has the look of a startled rabbit, the voice of a pre-pubescent boy, and he's one of the most overrated people out there. If it wasn't for his shitloads of cash then he'd never have a chance with any one of those women. He's clearly got no morals. He's a total hack
Chris Rock and his wife were separated at the time of all this, so I don't see why it's such a big deal and it's obvious from both sides of the story that this girl was lying about being raped. Big deal. I'd rather hear the recordings of Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman this guy has during the tie of their divorce. Where are those??
Well, according to my ex, ALL MEN want to "impregnate" ALL WOMEN, and if they end up getting pregnant, the guy has no responsibility except maybe for child support.
I like chris tucker much better,that guy ius funny,rock is just a bunch of retreads and rapeing women isnt funny to me..he should go to jail and become a man toy
I read your site all the time and have never been so offended as when I read your clever little qwip "Rape should only be used in times of emergency. . ." I know everything you say is a joke, but this, my friend, is not funny. Ever. D(*k.
"The official authority"'s Ex: Most women love one kind of man (i.e., providing financial security) and then sleep w/ another kind.
Given the fact that over 60% of all women surveyed oppose manditory paternity tests for all children born in the US, it would seem that most women WANT THE OPTION OF BEING IMPREGRATED BY SOMEONE OTHER THAN THEIR HUSBAND- especially if they run into a suitable Alpha MALE by some chance. Their husband just ends up w/ the bill.
Hey, this interview is only slightly biased, folks. What if he really DID rape her, did you even consider that? It is a possibility, we are just hearing one side of it. That being said, he seems pretty stupid, probably cheats on his wife all the time, so he probably deserves whatever happens to him.
Chill the hell out. I'm a woman and have been raped, and I find rape jokes funny. But that's because I'm not an uptight, humorless bitch. Women like you are the reason that men still look down on women, and why we have a reputation as whiny, nagging, humorless bitches with sand in our vaginas. Seriously, what does all this faux outrage get you? You need to worry about things that really matter. A rape joke does not make real rape any less serious, nor does it make men think that rape is OK. And as a woman who HAS been raped, I am WAY more offended by women who falsely accuse men of rape, because that is way more damaging than jokes about rape. Shit like that makes all women look like liars, and makes it hard for real rape victims to be believed and get justice. So if you want to crusade against something, how about you go after these lying women who cry "RAPE" when they haven't been raped? But I doubt you will, because women can NEVER do any wrong....isn't that how you "sisterhood!!" feminist bitches think? Ugh, and people wonder why I hate other women...thanks for yet again confirming that my decision to stay the hell away from other women is the correct one.
Anonymous 3/17/08 12:33-- A couple of things. First, I am not outraged. I am offended. The difference here is the level of anger I have at the joke. Taking offense at the joke is not a show of outrage--I just wanted to be clear on that point. Outrage is really too strong a word for me. I am really a pretty "chill" person. Next, I am also not a feminist, although I can probably sit well with being a bitch. I am the furthest thing from a feminist, believe me. I think it is interesting, though, how you made the jump from my being offended by rape jokes to automatically making me a feminist. In case you did not realize, men are raped, too, so you're logic here is kind of flawed. I do agree with you, though, that women who falsely cry rape are disturbed and do give women a bad name. I vehemently disagree, though, that men (as a rule) look down on women. I am fortunate enough to have met some wonderful, gracious men who appreciate and love women for all their flaws and all of their good qualities, too. Furthermore, you might think I am patronizing you by telling you I am sorry you were raped, but I hope you don't think that way. Rape is one of the grim realities about life that scares me the most and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. To wrap up, I am not humorless (I may be a bit uptight, but I tend to think that's OK in this sketchy world we live in). Humorless, however, could never describe me. Just do some research on my favorite comedian, Jerry Seinfeld. I think you will find he likes the ideas behind "The Aristocrats" just as much as I do. Oh, also, you might want to try giving other chicks a chance. I think you'll find they can be more understanding than you think.
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By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 09:47:02
Uh, "the conversation"...
You mean his conversation with his own investigator? Pelicano tapes his conversations with his own clients? Wow. That seems like a really stupid thing to do. Why would any client allow that?
By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 10:01:31
Is, 'That's why i want to blacken this girl up, totally.' such a good phrase to be using when you're talking to Chris Rock ?? 'Hey Chris, I want to make this girl appear more black, then NO ONE will believe her story. Just get me a tin of shoe polish, I'll break into her apartment while she's sleeping the night before the court date and do my thing'.
I do like Rock though, he's one funny fuck. He can't help but be funny even when he's on the phone to his dirtraker (and by dirtraker I mean the guy he employs to besmirch a girl's character and not the appendage he used to rape the girl with).
By That guy who's not a racist but just lost his cool when being heckled, on March 14, 2008 10:02:14
Dinner plates, orange hair, and no ass. She doesn't seem worth all this drama to me.
By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 10:14:41
"I had a rubber on. I probably took it off right when I was getting ready to come. I probably came on her ass."
lmao@ "probably"
By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 10:18:33
I'm going to see his at Mohegan Sun tomorrow.
By J-Bird, on March 14, 2008 10:49:45
It's creepy the way he calls Chris, "honey" and "baby" so much.
By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 10:50:08
Fuck the whore who falsely accused him. When are these sluts going to get their due? They should be sent to prison...a men's prison. Then they will know the true meaning of the word "rape".
By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 10:57:01
He basically admits he knows she's a skank, but he fucked her anyway. Skanks like her are always looking for a fast buck, so he should have kept his dick in his pants. I thought he was a lot smarter than that.
By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 10:59:32
Thank you, 10:59. Bravo.
By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 11:06:05
I hope the big tittie skank sex was worth it.
By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 11:16:39
I really don't think Chris Rock has anything to worry about, in terms of his reputation. A white entertainer, sure. But him, no. He can use all this to put an after-all-these-years edge into his standup act. It'll be praised as "fresh."
By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 11:23:54
All this stress over that cheap whore looking Latina girl? Does she even have a green card?
By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 11:29:33
No, he won't miss a beat. His whole schtick is ripping on crazy whores and how pussy can ruin a man. He'll work this Rican skank into his routine and make another truckload of money.
By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 11:39:49
HOLY FUCK, THAT WOMAN IS A HUGE-NIPPLED FREAK!!! PUT AWAY THE MANHOLE COVERS YOU DUMB MEXICAN SLUT!!!
By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 11:41:13
U reap what you sow.
By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 12:07:23
Thats one disgusting whore to spread her legs to chris rock damn whore how desperate for dick are you to fuck him shit woman have some pride ,and the bitch is not mexican SHE IS FROM HUNGARY what the fuck is wrong with euro sluts fucking spades
By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 12:08:13
And then Monica Zsibrita gave birth to a son that she named "Urkel".
By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 12:15:18
It's always better to buy a 2 grand an hour whore to bust your nut than to have a one night stand with some stupid skank. Just ask Eliot.
By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 12:34:02
Wow, Chris Rock is really a classy guy. I loathe him even more than I did after seeing "I think I love My Wife" gross. Money doesnt equal class.
By Grace Yip, on March 14, 2008 13:13:47
He's pretty funny in this phone call. Much funnier than his last HBO standup routine. He should play this tape before he goes on stage.
By Hot Rob, on March 14, 2008 13:44:50
Chris Rock is a douche. And a stupid one at that. Why the fuck would he have sex with a whore and actually allow his semen to touch her?
I can't even really form a proper thought on this nonsense other than Chris Rock is a horny dumbass. And needed to be shot after making I Think I Love My Wife.
By NotBlonde, on March 14, 2008 13:54:35
can we just legalize prostitution already so these guys who are going to fuck around anyway can do it as a simple business transaction? the amount of money we could gather in taxes from this could pay for our entire deficit.
By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 14:19:24
chris just another a--h---. sick of it!
By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 15:33:02
-->I thought he was a lot smarter than that.
By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 10:59:32<---
WHY? All he bitches about in his routiens are his basic inability to stop lusting after other women. He was clearly not ready to settle down, but he figured he could have wifey, kidlets and still get his nut off with some hobag without his wife finding out.
She should have know better. It's all he talks about.
By voracious, on March 14, 2008 15:39:16
Kerry Washington looks like an alien in all of these pics. She's much prettier than that.
By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 16:05:51
15:39 - I couldn't agree more
He has the look of a startled rabbit, the voice of a pre-pubescent boy, and he's one of the most overrated people out there. If it wasn't for his shitloads of cash then he'd never have a chance with any one of those women. He's clearly got no morals. He's a total hack
By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 16:35:04
He was separated from his wife at the time and wore a condom. Give the guy a little credit at least.
By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 16:38:44
no credit he was still married. scumbag
By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 16:45:45
Chris Rock and his wife were separated at the time of all this, so I don't see why it's such a big deal and it's obvious from both sides of the story that this girl was lying about being raped. Big deal. I'd rather hear the recordings of Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman this guy has during the tie of their divorce. Where are those??
By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 16:48:11
Well, according to my ex, ALL MEN want to "impregnate" ALL WOMEN, and if they end up getting pregnant, the guy has no responsibility except maybe for child support.
By "The official authority"'s Ex, on March 14, 2008 17:46:16
I like chris tucker much better,that guy ius funny,rock is just a bunch of retreads and rapeing women isnt funny to me..he should go to jail and become a man toy
By madmike, on March 15, 2008 04:34:20
I read your site all the time and have never been so offended as when I read your clever little qwip "Rape should only be used in times of emergency. . ." I know everything you say is a joke, but this, my friend, is not funny. Ever. D(*k.
By Kelly Jo, on March 15, 2008 09:03:42
"The official authority"'s Ex:
Most women love one kind of man (i.e., providing financial security) and then sleep w/ another kind.
Given the fact that over 60% of all women surveyed oppose manditory paternity tests for all children born in the US, it would seem that most women WANT THE OPTION OF BEING IMPREGRATED BY SOMEONE OTHER THAN THEIR HUSBAND- especially if they run into a suitable Alpha MALE by some chance. Their husband just ends up w/ the bill.
By caved1ver, on March 15, 2008 14:50:21
Hey, this interview is only slightly biased, folks. What if he really DID rape her, did you even consider that? It is a possibility, we are just hearing one side of it. That being said, he seems pretty stupid, probably cheats on his wife all the time, so he probably deserves whatever happens to him.
By anonymous, on March 16, 2008 09:22:28
"What if he really DID rape her, did you even consider that?"
She had it coming. Now go away...men are talking here.
By anonymous, on March 16, 2008 17:20:27
Kelly Jo-
Chill the hell out. I'm a woman and have been raped, and I find rape jokes funny. But that's because I'm not an uptight, humorless bitch. Women like you are the reason that men still look down on women, and why we have a reputation as whiny, nagging, humorless bitches with sand in our vaginas. Seriously, what does all this faux outrage get you? You need to worry about things that really matter. A rape joke does not make real rape any less serious, nor does it make men think that rape is OK. And as a woman who HAS been raped, I am WAY more offended by women who falsely accuse men of rape, because that is way more damaging than jokes about rape. Shit like that makes all women look like liars, and makes it hard for real rape victims to be believed and get justice. So if you want to crusade against something, how about you go after these lying women who cry "RAPE" when they haven't been raped? But I doubt you will, because women can NEVER do any wrong....isn't that how you "sisterhood!!" feminist bitches think? Ugh, and people wonder why I hate other women...thanks for yet again confirming that my decision to stay the hell away from other women is the correct one.
By anonymous, on March 17, 2008 12:33:41
Anonymous 3/17/08 12:33--
A couple of things. First, I am not outraged. I am offended. The difference here is the level of anger I have at the joke. Taking offense at the joke is not a show of outrage--I just wanted to be clear on that point. Outrage is really too strong a word for me. I am really a pretty "chill" person. Next, I am also not a feminist, although I can probably sit well with being a bitch. I am the furthest thing from a feminist, believe me. I think it is interesting, though, how you made the jump from my being offended by rape jokes to automatically making me a feminist. In case you did not realize, men are raped, too, so you're logic here is kind of flawed. I do agree with you, though, that women who falsely cry rape are disturbed and do give women a bad name. I vehemently disagree, though, that men (as a rule) look down on women. I am fortunate enough to have met some wonderful, gracious men who appreciate and love women for all their flaws and all of their good qualities, too. Furthermore, you might think I am patronizing you by telling you I am sorry you were raped, but I hope you don't think that way. Rape is one of the grim realities about life that scares me the most and I wouldn't wish it on anyone. To wrap up, I am not humorless (I may be a bit uptight, but I tend to think that's OK in this sketchy world we live in). Humorless, however, could never describe me. Just do some research on my favorite comedian, Jerry Seinfeld. I think you will find he likes the ideas behind "The Aristocrats" just as much as I do. Oh, also, you might want to try giving other chicks a chance. I think you'll find they can be more understanding than you think.
By Kelly Jo, on March 17, 2008 18:38:31
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