IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com: Eliot Spitzer Was Hittin' This

Eliot Spitzer Was Hittin' This

82 Comments:

Leave Your Comment

Wow. Both to the pictures (shes one hot whore) and Todd's post (hilarious).

By Jim, on March 13, 2008 09:04:25
Spitzer??? I barely know her!

By Obligatory, on March 13, 2008 09:08:29
Buttsex. That's why Eliot did it. Buttsex.

By Ken Mehlman, on March 13, 2008 09:11:08
I'd buy that for a dollar! Hollar! I wish the $5 ho's looked like her...

By huge grant, on March 13, 2008 09:12:23
She looks hot, but $2,100? Couldn't be worth it.

By Xenudo, on March 13, 2008 09:14:18
I can't believe losers pay that much money for sex with chicks that look like this. She's not hot enough to be asking for $2,100 to fuck her.

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 09:17:23
If Spitzer used public funds, then it's a problem, but he comes from a huge real-estate fortune.

For people with that kind of money, a few thousand for a few hours with a woman like that is nothing.

The rich really are very different from you and me...

By Hyperbole, on March 13, 2008 09:20:16
She's pretty, but $4K for it? Seriously? Why not just be a rich attorney and get it for (relatively) free? You can't tell me this guy couldn't get way hotter chicks if he wanted to. If you have any ambition, don't look like a serial killer you pick up a girl hotter than her in LA. I do...

...Then again I'm also 6'3, look like Lenny Kravitz and have washboard abs...

By Hot Rob, on March 13, 2008 09:20:50
Spitzer stands to inherit $500 million from his dad's real estate biz, so he's not dumb enough to dip into public funds for his trysts. That being said, he was stupid for paying that much cash for a NJ pancake faced bimbo with fake tits.

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 09:28:26
Then again I'm also 6'3, look like Lenny Kravitz and have washboard abs...

By Hot Rob, on March 13, 2008 09:20:50
-----------

funniest think i've heard all day!

By lenny's crevice, on March 13, 2008 09:29:15
I live down at that Jersey Shore and skanks like this are all over the place, check out NJGuido.com (a classic site) to see more about these blights on NJ. The fact that she was charging over a grand an hour for sex is amazing. You could go down to any bar in her home town of Belmar, NJ and get a bimbo like her for a couple of vodka & red bulls.

By PK, on March 13, 2008 09:30:10
This chick is average looking at best. I have hotter women to look at when I go to work. Although for nearly $5000 a night, she probably does some crazy shit.

By crazycanuk, on March 13, 2008 09:32:06
Myspace account deleted :(

By whores united, on March 13, 2008 09:41:11
Who knows if it's true, but supposedly the Gov was known for asking for some crazy shit.

My concern, though, is that she looks like she has high blood pressure. By any chance is her salt intake elevated?

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 09:54:36
hMMMM SAD SHE DELETED HER MYSPACE....:(

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 10:07:07
To pay $4k and be governor for something like that? Spitzer must have a tiny weiner.

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 10:14:03
Damn, Spitzer, if you're going to be dropping over $2K an hour for a whore, at least find one that's actually hot looking. That Emperors Club passed off (at best) a $20 an hour, average-looking ho to you...

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 10:16:55
So what she had a hard life...so do alot of other young women,lets not make this pig some kind of hero.

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 10:24:28
I had a hard life growing up and I still wasn't a drug addict or whore. She just took the easy road. Typical dumb lazy slut.

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 10:28:54
She really does look like a typical Jersey Shore whore. I hope I never have to hear her voice. They have the most annoying accents.

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 10:31:15
I (really) question the sanity of someone paying 5000 $ for something he can get for free.

By Benoit, on March 13, 2008 10:44:24
Spitzer looks like he could be a Tarantino!

By Pepe, on March 13, 2008 10:53:16
Fox News just reported her song has been downloaded ONE MILLION times already! Craziness!

By Spitzy, on March 13, 2008 11:01:43
How could any piece of ass - regardless of how good looking - be worth $4200? Unbelievable!

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 11:05:23
Spitzer is the same dumb motherfucker who's pushing to give driver licenses to illegal aliens. Fuck him. I'm glad he's being shamed.

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 11:09:13
At $2100 per hour, "hittin'" isn't really the right word; "groveling" seems more appropriate.

By jbonz, on March 13, 2008 11:10:42
Yeah she is such a Jersey mall slut. I'm like, um, 5K for a blow job with a condom from a girl that looks like her day job is bartending at TGIFridays and night job is "shot girl" at Top Dog...seems a little steep.

By MB, on March 13, 2008 11:11:19
March 13, 2008 09:30:10

You beat me to it. Yeah, she looks like any tacky-looking ho on the Jersey shore. Cute, for sure, and her body's nice, but the face is average.

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 11:11:26
$4,100 for a greasy NJ skank? Usually $30 on a dinner at Olive Garden and a bottle of Apple Schnaps seals the deal.

By J-Bird, on March 13, 2008 11:18:59
Celebrities also linked to Emperors Clubhttp://hidensneek.com/2008/03/13/celebritys-involved-in-the-emperors-club/
p.s. I really dont find her that hot? $1000 bucks an hour!?!

By SDF, on March 13, 2008 11:25:37
Wait, wait, wait. Correction. It's 40,000 $ to date Scarlett Johansson with no possibility of getting layed. Yeah looks like you're a pretty lucky guy Eliott.

By Benoit, on March 13, 2008 11:34:39
EVen more annoying is his stupid wife sstanding next to him as he resigns instead of at her attorney's office like any other self-respecting woman would. Politics...

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 11:38:10
The reason she was paid so much was so that she would not talk to anyone. She really blew that. (ha!)

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 11:51:23
Being a whore really does pay. I like that girls claim to be the victims in prostitution...but that is why we dont see so many girls working at mcdonalds. Why make a living when you can sell your body

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 11:57:36
Am I the only one thinking good for her? She's the only one who stands to profit from this debacle. And, guaranteed that he asked for some kinky stuff. Can't wait for those stories.

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 12:00:51
HE FUCKED other women too why is she the only one people are talking about , the perv waste 80,000 dollars on poon and she was not the only one ,so where are the other whores he fucked lets see their MYSPACE pages or websites ,come on where are the other chicks

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 12:06:06
PK i went to that site and damn those are some FUG people youre surrounded by..so glad I live in miami.

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 12:24:24
There was a story saying that in Las Vegas $4,300 is nothing. Prostitutes can make $100,000 in one day!!!

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 12:42:01
Shit, at first I thought this was a pic of the chick the French president just married.

Whatever. Same difference.

By Fred, on March 13, 2008 12:47:42
Some of the tough-talking commenters need to put their thinking caps on before they type.

Yes, Spitzer could have easily picked up any similar or hotter looking girl for free (or a few drinks) on the Jersey Shore (or anywhere else in the tri-state area, let's be honest) BUT he could not be sure she would keep her mouth shut about it (hookers will) and chances are she wouldn't do the kinky shit he wanted either (because of their "pride" and "dignity").

Also, I realised a while ago that what a man pays for when he sees a hooker is not the sex. He pays for not having to deal with all the other things that come with sleeping with a girl who isn't a pro. This works out especially well for married guys.

By Fred, on March 13, 2008 13:00:15
The headlines would've been so much better if only he was into paying money for sex with men. Like..."Spitzer swallows!"

By Steve, on March 13, 2008 13:04:20
Pussy makes you do stupid things.

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 13:05:05
Karma is a bithch spitzer tried to sell out new yorkers by giving them licenses and voting rights and all hell broke loose and Hillary supported this.

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 13:05:56
Dumbass. For two grand he could have fucked Britney for a month.

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 13:06:55
Not only is she a singer, but also an accomplished musician. I believe her instrument of choice is the skin flute...

By Holden Magroin, on March 13, 2008 13:14:32
shes ugly.

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 13:32:30
According to the profiles on Emperor's Club site they're all highly educated, sophisticated and successful models. And they say there is no truth in advertising.

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 13:37:03
There are no $1000 an hour prostitutes, the are however $1000 an hour customers.

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 13:46:08
The headlines would've been so much better if only he was into paying money for sex with men. Like..."Spitzer swallows!"
__________________________________________________

Wrong party affiliation.

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 13:48:00
My homeboy Tommy Cheeseballs was trying to hook up with her on the True Life episode.

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 13:50:16
J-Bird, you romantic big spender, you.

By Holly, on March 13, 2008 13:51:47
"EVen more annoying is his stupid wife sstanding next to him as he resigns instead of at her attorney's office like any other self-respecting woman would. Politics..."

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 11:38:10

Exactly.

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 13:53:46
I like the high-five "Spitzer was hittin this" title to the post. Is it still something to be proud of when you have to pay an astronomical amount of money just to get her to look at you?

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 14:09:06
$4,000 for a whore? You have to be a real special type of stupid.

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 15:06:58
Dumbass. For two grand he could have fucked Britney for a month.

Please. A bite-sized bag of Cheetos and a ten dollar giftcard to Starbucks would do it. Or, as in K-Fed's case, absolutely nothing.

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 15:09:16
Jersey Shore skanks all look alike and they're all ugly with their over-tanned skin and their big noses. Yuck

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 15:26:37
You can pay a better looking chick a lot less than $4 G's for two hours of work to keep her mouth shut. It's all relative though, because this guy's family is with half-a-bill. 4 G's is nothing to him. I guess his political career and family life are nothing either because he shitted those away.

Now he'll be able to bang all the Jersey girls he wants...but wouldn't you if you had a wife like his? Let's not be too judgmental people. Look at what he has to work with.

By anon, on March 13, 2008 15:38:33
^ yes, she's no beauty queen, but he's no Cary Grant either.

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 15:56:39
Man.... how do I get to this Jersey Shore???? sounds like I need to buy a one way ticket to Jersey from Australia. Woot :)
But jeez I'd touch that. I reckon she's hot. If yas are all having issues with these slappers covering your coasts, send them on Down Under and we'll give you a hand.

By Do$tylz, on March 13, 2008 16:18:39
Any chance she's related to the NHL Islander's goaltender? Perhaps her home was not so broken.

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 16:36:38
"Now he'll be able to bang all the Jersey girls he wants...but wouldn't you if you had a wife like his? Let's not be too judgmental people. Look at what he has to work with."

By anon, on March 13, 2008 15:38:33

What an intelligent statement. Your parents must be proud.

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 16:53:24
she's a dime a dozen. she looks like every other S.american girl. Her teeth must be jacked up, because she doesn't even show a glimpse of them.
I hope her song never makes it past the myspace page she created herself....Yikes!! nails on the chalk board sound better!
She should stick to the ho business & doing drugs!

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 17:02:53
she's a dime a dozen. she looks like every other S.american girl. Her teeth must be jacked up, because she doesn't even show a glimpse of them.
I hope her song never makes it past the myspace page she created herself....Yikes!! nails on the chalk board sound better!
She should stick to the ho business & doing drugs!

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 17:03:00
4000, not worth what he lost. He should have just bought himself a good looking model to be his mistress, he would have kept the job and the girl

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 17:05:37
OK, yes, too much money if you're an average Joe. If you're a multi-millionaire 4k is like $40 to you and me. And am I the only one that thinks she's hot??? I mean come on. I'd f*ck the sh*t out of her if I didn't know she were a pro. Any one of you on here would be bragging to all your buddies if you were doing her and you know it.

Fred...you hit the nail on the head. You pay for not having to put up with all the other stuff.

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 18:58:52
He made a big mistake paying a hooker for it. He should've just had an affair and paid for it, he'd still be Governor and he wouldn't be facing indictment. I can't wait till he gets disbarred and convicted. This guy was one of the biggest tools ever. Self-righteous to the Nth degree.

By anon, on March 13, 2008 20:13:54
Just like Charlie Sheen once said- (and he knows a Ho or two....or a hundred) You don't pay a prostitute for sex, you pay her to go away after the sex.

Translated: It's a business transaction, with no talk, no relationship expectations, and no drama. But in his case, not only will she talk and make a killing, he will get a lifetime of drama this year. (it couldn't happen to a nicer guy.........)

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 22:59:49
Seriously, she must be a real freak in bed because she just looks average to me. Really, any fifty random high school girls at the local mall don't look any different. I guess he had to pay someone money like that to put up with his tiny, arrogant ass.

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 23:05:15
Wow. Women's lib really worked eh?. His wife is a Harvard educated attorney, but he tosses her aside for a high school drop out who does anal. GREAT example for his three teenage daughters. Forget the education! Blow, and *uck the right man and your career is set!

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 23:20:36
Dipietro from New Jersey. Your typical 'High class' hooker material.

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 23:28:26
She'll be sucking off celebrities for free soon while she's pitching that crappy song of hers. Elliot Spitzer is a worthless fraud and hyporcite. Look at what this pig has done to his wife and daughters! This girl is no factor in the equation. Forget about her, she's a cheap irrelevant fleshbot. Spitzer, however, is a disgusting miserable lying hypocritcal piece of trash that was pounding his fist about prostitution, putting other people in jail and doing the same crap behind the scenes. Unbelievable!

By anonymous, on March 13, 2008 23:53:09
Gawd! her song sucks...

She should show her tits while singing -- it would hold my interest longer. I'm just sayin'...

By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on March 14, 2008 00:12:17
Oh well, one political career down the drain. At least he's still a multi-millionaire (at least until his soon-to-be ex-wife takes him to the cleaners).

I can think of a lot of things less ephemeral than sex that I would rather spend $4000 on. But that's me.

Hope you had fun, Eliot. Was it worth it?

By The Joker, on March 14, 2008 08:08:13
She'll have her own reality show within the month.

By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 08:22:38
Looks like this trashy Jersey whore will ultimately have the last laugh - 200,000+ people have listened to her songs on music download site Aime Street. Watch her get a records deal out of this debacle.

By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 09:34:43
Her music sounds just like all the other garbage you hear on the radio, I'm sure someone will give her a record deal.

By Trax, on March 14, 2008 10:31:45
OH FUCK ANOTHER WHITE CHICK SINGIN BLACK SONGS ,STUPID BITCH SING SOME REAL MUSIC AND NOT THAT GARBAGE THAT ALL YOU HEAR IS BOOM BOOOM BOOM YEAH REAL MUSIC ,She has her page back up again lol

By the song sucks, on March 14, 2008 12:21:04
Larry Flynt has offered her $1 Million to pose for Hustler.

By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 14:42:14
Elliot's wife should be happy to find out that she has had sex with a man who is been banging a hooker who sucks off street rappers. Oh how the high and mighty are lowered. Spitzer and his wife can now have street shit crammed into their elitist mouths. Eat it! Eat the filth of the street you hypocritical scum!!!!

By anonymous, on March 14, 2008 14:55:42
Not worth $2k. I can find hotter hookers on the corner for a buck.

By lil jimmy, on March 14, 2008 17:22:57
Wow. Not worth $4,000 -AT ALL-. Especially since you know she was probably bangin' dudes on the side (FOR FREE) just to get some free studio time for her crappy demo. You see skanky women like her in hollywood all the time, hanging out at Miyagi's, Roosevelt, Kitana... All it takes is some Patron, a fake business card with some inflated job title on it, and hints of an extravagant lifestyle & their legs spread like butter. I hope he wore a condom, she looks like she was transportin' a little sumpin-sumpin across those state lines...!

By anonymous, on March 15, 2008 18:31:49
Her myspace is back up! You should all read the comments of her so-called friends there

By anonymous, on March 21, 2008 07:49:42