are there lesbian rumors about her because she doesnt dress like a whore and sleep around in hollywood? Shes a super good actress, and seems pretty humble, there needs to be more young stars like her.
"no, there are lesbian rumors about her because she looks and acts like an angry pastrami-licking dyke."
Which, to everyone but the sad, sexist little men of the world, means that she doesn't dress like a whore and sleep around. Oh, and she has OPINIONS. Must be lesbo.
SNL sucks now cause since the Tina Fey era they stopped doing drugs and writing sketches during all-night benders. Self-destruction is the key to success, kids.
I had to change channel. That intro was so boring, and when I change it to fox mad TV was on with those 2 gay guys that play with each other and end up kissing... nice IF YOU ARE IN TO THAT!
Wait, that was a sketch? That wasn't like an improv? Like someone actually wrote that? A writer wrote that? Not a dude who gets coffee? Un-fucking-believable.
Oh, let me guess, Diablo is okay with the feminazis because it's fine to act like a whore as long as you're goth and listen to indie rock. Is that the exemption?
11:12 . . . unfortunately, Rosie O'Donnell is a lesbo and has plenty of opinions. Also unfortunate is the fact that she is a total moron and a fat, ugly bitch. Rosie, that is.
This Ellen Page chick isn't even a blip on most guys radar, so makes sense that she's already on this flailing tv show.
The only way this bitch resonates with the public is through her 'aww shucks, accidental star' act. The minute she shows an trace of smugness or entitlement she's fucking finished. Judging by the picture's you've posted, she's nearing her extinction.
She's really getting the halo treatment these days. I remember very clearly that the show was excruciatingly unfunny during her tenure. The last time it was funny - and only for a brief time at that - was during the Bush-Gore campaign. They've had so much to work with since then but they just can't do anything with it. Not since Richard Nixon has a president been so awkward in public speaking and made so many gaffs ("Amnesty means that you've got to pay a price for having been here illegally, and this bill does that." --George W. Bush, on the immigration reform bill, Washington, D.C., June 26, 2007), it's like an endless source of free material. But they do nothing with it. Time to put a different show on the air, at least for awhile.
She is rather tiny isn't she? Which makes Hard Candy all the more ridiculous. Pedophiles may be the scum of the earth but I'm guessing most of them could handle a 3'5 Canadian. Christ, for the first 20 minutes I thought it was another Home Alone movie.
I loved Ellen Page in Hard Candy (that was some intense viewing) and she wasn't all that bad in the average indie flick Mouth to Mouth, but I didn't like Juno as much as I thought I would. Quite pretentious and overly quirky if you ask me.
I see Ellen's holding that retro hamburger phone in the header pic. How funny!
I like Ellen Page. I think she was great during her time on The Trailer Park Boys, but I don't really like any of the movies she's in. SNL sucks regardless.
Ellen Page has absolutly no sex appeal from this male perspective. She has "I'm a lesbian" written all over her. Maybe it's also the fact she's Canadian, I dunno what it is but you just always can tell when they are "eh". What happened to SNL? I stopped watching it when Jimmy Fallon fell off. "fallon?" Fell off? is there a little similarity there? Please tell me when it get's good again.
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Leave Your Commenti still follow snl (kinda).. not much she can do about bad writing.. some funny stuff but not good.
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 09:11:03
What's with this new virulent breed of supermidgets that Hollywood seems to be cranking out? They're everywhere.
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 09:12:29
I bet she likes a good muffburger now and then
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 09:32:48
I thought that skit was pretty cute. Ellen Paige was adorable.
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 09:35:53
She was great in "Hard Candy."
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 09:35:59
Who?
By Tazznum1, on March 3, 2008 09:38:11
The sexual orientation of this overrated Cabbage Patch Kid couldn't interest me less.
Can't wait until the 15 minute timer is up on her.
"Clever whore" comedy has never resonated with me. I like poop jokes.
By J-Bird, on March 3, 2008 09:38:30
She looks and dresses exactly like my little sister, my 10 year old little sister.
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 09:39:54
A fat chick is in her waiting to come out.
By silver viper, on March 3, 2008 10:01:21
Oh Todd, you crack me up man. I'm sitting here laughing my ass off. "Blue Screened"!
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 10:06:49
are there lesbian rumors about her because she doesnt dress like a whore and sleep around in hollywood? Shes a super good actress, and seems pretty humble, there needs to be more young stars like her.
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 10:45:34
After last week's show, which was the best in a while, Saturday's show was horrible. A few skits were OK, but that was about it.
I think the writers blew everything they had saved up on the first show after the strike, cuz that crap Saturday was brutal.
By Jim, on March 3, 2008 11:01:48
"are there lesbian rumors about her because she doesnt dress like a whore and sleep around in hollywood?"
no, there are lesbian rumors about her because she looks and acts like an angry pastrami-licking dyke. Try to keep up.
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 11:08:17
"no, there are lesbian rumors about her because she looks and acts like an angry pastrami-licking dyke."
Which, to everyone but the sad, sexist little men of the world, means that she doesn't dress like a whore and sleep around. Oh, and she has OPINIONS. Must be lesbo.
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 11:12:36
SNL sucks now cause since the Tina Fey era they stopped doing drugs and writing sketches during all-night benders. Self-destruction is the key to success, kids.
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 11:26:02
I had to change channel. That intro was so boring, and when I change it to fox mad TV was on with those 2 gay guys that play with each other and end up kissing... nice IF YOU ARE IN TO THAT!
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 11:37:21
Wait, that was a sketch? That wasn't like an improv? Like someone actually wrote that? A writer wrote that? Not a dude who gets coffee? Un-fucking-believable.
By thebig28, on March 3, 2008 11:52:17
"Which, to everyone but the sad, sexist little men of the world, means that she doesn't dress like a whore and sleep around."
The irony here is that you're probably a huge fan of Diablo Cody. Hypocrisy is fun.
By J-Bird, on March 3, 2008 11:56:50
SNL has been gay since Tina Fey left.
By Prettyboy, on March 3, 2008 12:01:40
Oh, let me guess, Diablo is okay with the feminazis because it's fine to act like a whore as long as you're goth and listen to indie rock. Is that the exemption?
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 12:01:42
They need to fire most of the SNL cast. Samberg and Parnell are not at all funny, and neither are most of the rest of them.
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 12:03:34
11:12 . . . unfortunately, Rosie O'Donnell is a lesbo and has plenty of opinions. Also unfortunate is the fact that she is a total moron and a fat, ugly bitch. Rosie, that is.
This Ellen Page chick isn't even a blip on most guys radar, so makes sense that she's already on this flailing tv show.
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 12:05:28
Overacting 101.
By poops, on March 3, 2008 12:05:31
The only way this bitch resonates with the public is through her 'aww shucks, accidental star' act. The minute she shows an trace of smugness or entitlement she's fucking finished. Judging by the picture's you've posted, she's nearing her extinction.
By poops, on March 3, 2008 12:24:29
"since Tina Fey left"???
She's really getting the halo treatment these days. I remember very clearly that the show was excruciatingly unfunny during her tenure. The last time it was funny - and only for a brief time at that - was during the Bush-Gore campaign. They've had so much to work with since then but they just can't do anything with it. Not since Richard Nixon has a president been so awkward in public speaking and made so many gaffs ("Amnesty means that you've got to pay a price for having been here illegally, and this bill does that." --George W. Bush, on the immigration reform bill, Washington, D.C., June 26, 2007), it's like an endless source of free material. But they do nothing with it. Time to put a different show on the air, at least for awhile.
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 12:31:38
Who even knew there were lesbian rumors about her?
By NotBlonde, on March 3, 2008 12:31:52
Are you kidding? SNL started being unfunny before Tina Fey and it was still not funny when she was there!
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 12:32:45
It's amazing that a movie not much better than what they show on The N is getting so much hype.
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 13:52:39
Once Phil Hartman left, it hasn't been the same.
By Tazznum1, on March 3, 2008 14:12:00
Bill Hader is the man
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 14:24:28
SNL died many moons ago
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 15:14:32
I don't give a shit.
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 15:29:04
What a cute little boy!
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 19:52:34
Bill Hader is not funny and neither was Superbad.
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 19:57:23
Once Phil Hartman left, it hasn't been the same.
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By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 19:59:58
I didn't laugh at all. Who is writing this show now? I thought the writers' strike was over.
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 20:05:08
SNL sucks booty! no dugs, no fun. w00t Ellen Page is gay!!! yeah w00t.....
By anonymous, on March 3, 2008 20:53:52
Pft, Superbad was awesome.
By anonymous, on March 4, 2008 00:28:10
She is rather tiny isn't she? Which makes Hard Candy all the more ridiculous. Pedophiles may be the scum of the earth but I'm guessing most of them could handle a 3'5 Canadian. Christ, for the first 20 minutes I thought it was another Home Alone movie.
By Jigsy Q., on March 4, 2008 01:52:19
I loved Ellen Page in Hard Candy (that was some intense viewing) and she wasn't all that bad in the average indie flick Mouth to Mouth, but I didn't like Juno as much as I thought I would. Quite pretentious and overly quirky if you ask me.
I see Ellen's holding that retro hamburger phone in the header pic. How funny!
By piedlourde, on March 4, 2008 08:57:18
worst. skit. ever.
By anonymous, on March 4, 2008 10:19:01
I agree that SNL hasnt been the same, but Ellen Page a lesbian? Doubt it.
By anonymous, on March 4, 2008 12:03:37
I like Ellen Page. I think she was great during her time on The Trailer Park Boys, but I don't really like any of the movies she's in. SNL sucks regardless.
By anonymous, on March 4, 2008 18:25:12
I guess that was suppose to be....funny?
By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 12:54:49
Ellen Page has absolutly no sex appeal from this male perspective. She has "I'm a lesbian" written all over her. Maybe it's also the fact she's Canadian, I dunno what it is but you just always can tell when they are "eh". What happened to SNL?
I stopped watching it when Jimmy Fallon fell off. "fallon?" Fell off? is there a little similarity there? Please tell me when it get's good again.
By anonymous, on March 6, 2008 04:10:57
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