Wow she's actually not that "hot" at all. I thought George would end up marrying some gorgeous perfect girl if he ever finally settled down. He really just settled.
During the Oscar interviews, George or the intervewer would crack jokes and the woman just STOOD there with a blank look on her face instead of laughing when everyone else would laugh. I thought that was odd.
Fear Factor? Cocktail waitress? I though Clooney was much, much smarter and classier than this. What a fucking idiot. For as plain looking as she is, I thought she AT LEAST had a good head on her shoulders. I thought old Plain Jane might have been a lawyer or a business exec...something. Clooney, you tool, there are far, far better looking cocktail waitresses out there that'll be happy to bore you to death for a few years and then take half your money. Why are you settling with this one?
So he's her ATM...and she reciprocates. Meh, sounds pretty typical when the guy's already successful. I bet she can buy some pretty expensive breath mints.
10:03, that whole group of guys has settled. Haven't you seen the ugly bartender that Matt Damon married? And she had a kid from another guy. Something in the water on the set of those Ocean's movies that makes you want to marry the first girl that brings you a drink.
I am heartbroken and will be in seclusion until this rumor is substantiated. Why, George, WHY? She's not even that hot and a cocktail waitress to boot. I guess it just proves that George is just a mere mortal after all.
"I though Clooney was much, much smarter and classier than this."
Gotta love the people who think these actors are like the roles they play. Newsflash: the mast majority of actors and actresses have the brains of elementary school children, even if they play a doctor or lawyer on TV.
Georgie actually looks like he's slumming a little, but he's looking past his prime, so that's probably the best he could do now. His teeth are gross. Call the dentist.
So, $200,000 a year if we're talking 100,000 quid. She must suck some cock to earn a wage that high. Good for her, she's not pretending to not be a whore.
Whatever happened to his main wh*re...Krista Allen? He dropped her a few crumbs like "Unscripted" and then washed his hands of her? Kinda sad. Did he used to invite Krista to the Oscar after-parties, but never walked the carpet with her? I wonder how she's feeling about this chick.
okay...it might be possible..he is getting old, he is finally coming to the realisation that no adult woman with her own money and career will be impressed by his sick ways...
Some folks are not bachelor by choice, but rather their behaviour repel women away adn viola , they become hailed as lover boy..the man has issues and only gold digger and some one looking for a meal ticket will put up with shit if it means being told what to do, enjoying sex even if it sucks and going Shopping galore...see katy holmes, seperate bedrooms and all, she still shops like its goign out of fashion
Haha yeah anon 11:16:49! What the HELL is wrong with these guys? This Sarah bitch is nothing special, she's not even slightly pretty in any way. Nor does she look smart, funny, witty, or have any visible appeal. She must suck a mean cock, or something, because i just don't get it.
As for Matt Damon, he is a fucking idiot. Period. To marry that ugly beaner who has a kid by another guy? WTF! I bet he's so stupid that when she gets sick of him and dumps his ass, he'll be supporting his kids with her, AND that other kid, because the bitch will claim that the kid has become "accustomed" to the lifestyle, and is therefore deserving of child support. Anyone who marries anyone with kids is an idiot, plain and simple. Why would you WANT to take on someone else's kids? I know I wouldn't EVER date a guy with kids, not ever, ever, EVER. But I'm also smart enough to not have ANY kids, because I hate children. So maybe I'm not the best person to judge. But kids suck....and if you take on someone else's kid, you are just ASKING for misery, drama, and trouble. Stupid.
George's publicist just DENIED the "engagement story". He's not gay -- but he is selfish. He wants to have his girlfriend at his "beck-and-call" and not be stressed out worrying about her needs. What better way to insure that than by "supporting" her? Whatever you think about her looks, he's definitely NOT INTO HER MIND. Have you heard her try to put a few words together? Sounds like a kid...
I don't think so, he's gay. Still, I always thought he would marry a ridiculously hot chick but then again those chicks would want straight men. Makes sense.
A 26-year old cocktail waitress makes $100,000 a year? Who gets to date her movie star clients?? Ha ha ha. All of George's friends are married-with-children and he's rethinking the bachelor in Hollywood thing. He hates to drink alone. And, he's pushing 50 years old and wants to be young again. Trust me, I am a VP with my Master's degree working in Manhattan for $120,000 / year. I know.
$100,000 as a cocktial waitress!! Sooner or later it was going to happen for George. Get a good prenup. Spit out one two kids. Get one of those amicable divorces.
I give it 5 years. Too bad because she can have a life filled with riches and privleges. He can keep her moneyed. What a life it must be.
100,000 pounds is 200,000 US dollars. What idiot would believe that? The prettiest girl Clooney dated was the French chick. That was probably 15 years ago and it's been downhill ever since. This one resembles an Asian tranny.
I don't know if Clooney is gay, but she should know a lot about being a beard. That's what her mom was until her dad came out of the closet. And yes, she is very plain and very simple-minded. But she is also very ambitious, and that trumps everything.
In primo restaurants YES you can make that much. Years ago a waiter posted his job in a NYC paper. He was trying to SELL his position as he made over $150,000 U.S. per year.......
@March 11, 2008 07:57:14 Did he have a bridge to sell as well? I've heard that she was a "Go Go dancer", but even then there is no way she would make $200,000.
Another gold digging attention whore using her easy meal ticket to ride the gravy train. No doubt when they split up she will demand half of everything he has, which seems to be the customary thing for American women to do these days.
I don't understand why he keeps with this girl. She is so not real in love. Did you saw her at the red carpet, so long-faced. While she had all her trips and spending out her time with him for the summer. If you are not happy then when are you? When you have a financial security? Please don't marry her George.
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By breezy, on March 10, 2008 09:47:02
"Fear Factor winner" = ass-to-mouth regularly
By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 09:49:58
After he proposed ...
He asked her "Why the long face?"
brrrrrrrr brrrrrrrrr down horsey.
By Tazznum1, on March 10, 2008 09:57:37
Check out pic #2, does Georgie boy have TP stuck to the bottom of his shoe? Got to check out the feet before you leave the stall, Cloonster.
By giantgary, on March 10, 2008 09:57:55
Another beard gets used
By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 10:01:34
Wow she's actually not that "hot" at all. I thought George would end up marrying some gorgeous perfect girl if he ever finally settled down. He really just settled.
By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 10:03:05
Didn't she leave her husband for him? She's a worthless whore.
By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 10:04:16
pre-nup alert!
By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 10:07:27
She looks a little too New Jersey-ish for my tastes. And the Fear Factor thing is an indicator that she's an attention-whoring diva.
By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 10:22:35
Here we go! Hot, rich guy, with a gorgeous girlfriend? GAY! You people are so predictable.
By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 10:30:32
During the Oscar interviews, George or the intervewer would crack jokes and the woman just STOOD there with a blank look on her face instead of laughing when everyone else would laugh. I thought that was odd.
By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 10:53:05
Fear Factor? Cocktail waitress? I though Clooney was much, much smarter and classier than this. What a fucking idiot. For as plain looking as she is, I thought she AT LEAST had a good head on her shoulders. I thought old Plain Jane might have been a lawyer or a business exec...something. Clooney, you tool, there are far, far better looking cocktail waitresses out there that'll be happy to bore you to death for a few years and then take half your money. Why are you settling with this one?
By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 10:55:30
Clooney looks strangely haggard here. He looks like Kramer in the Seinfeld episode where his face got gross and weathered from smoking too much.
By Staci, on March 10, 2008 10:55:43
Sarah Larsen was a Vegas Call Girl before Clooney made a "Pretty Woman" out of her. She ain't smart and she doesn't have to be.
I'm pretty sure it isn't her cooking 'ol Georgie's smitten with. Nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
But hey, man. Whatever floats your yacht.
By Vigilante, on March 10, 2008 10:59:50
""Fear Factor winner" = ass-to-mouth regularly"
So he's her ATM...and she reciprocates. Meh, sounds pretty typical when the guy's already successful. I bet she can buy some pretty expensive breath mints.
By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 11:07:19
10:03, that whole group of guys has settled. Haven't you seen the ugly bartender that Matt Damon married? And she had a kid from another guy. Something in the water on the set of those Ocean's movies that makes you want to marry the first girl that brings you a drink.
By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 11:16:49
I am heartbroken and will be in seclusion until this rumor is substantiated. Why, George, WHY? She's not even that hot and a cocktail waitress to boot. I guess it just proves that George is just a mere mortal after all.
By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 11:19:41
"I though Clooney was much, much smarter and classier than this."
Gotta love the people who think these actors are like the roles they play. Newsflash: the mast majority of actors and actresses have the brains of elementary school children, even if they play a doctor or lawyer on TV.
By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 11:29:35
Ummmm, a waitress that makes over 100,000 a year?
By the way, I think she is gorgeous.
By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 11:35:20
Do cocktail waitresses really make $100,000 per year?
By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 11:36:42
I think that's 100,000 British pounds. Yes, cocktail whores make a lot of money in Las Vegas depending on where they work.
By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 11:40:11
Georgie actually looks like he's slumming a little, but he's looking past his prime, so that's probably the best he could do now. His teeth are gross. Call the dentist.
By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 11:42:38
So, $200,000 a year if we're talking 100,000 quid. She must suck some cock to earn a wage that high. Good for her, she's not pretending to not be a whore.
By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 11:45:01
Why is she wearing bathroom wallpaper as a dress to the Oscars?
By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 11:49:12
My condolences, George !
By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 12:01:09
Whatever happened to his main wh*re...Krista Allen? He dropped her a few crumbs like "Unscripted" and then washed his hands of her? Kinda sad. Did he used to invite Krista to the Oscar after-parties, but never walked the carpet with her? I wonder how she's feeling about this chick.
By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 12:02:34
I smell bulshit. It's just another rumor. He will never get married, especially to her. No way! It's just another crazy rumor.
By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 12:15:54
That kiss they are sharing in the banner picture is soooooo romantic...
And she looks like one of the bimbos trying to land a man on "The Bachelor."
By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 12:21:48
engaged or not - i still cant make up my mind as to whethe ror not i think shes attractive
By virgo, on March 10, 2008 12:26:21
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Why God why? why? :'(
By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 12:28:27
I give it a year.
By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 12:42:53
okay...it might be possible..he is getting old, he is finally coming to the realisation that no adult woman with her own money and career will be impressed by his sick ways...
Some folks are not bachelor by choice, but rather their behaviour repel women away adn viola , they become hailed as lover boy..the man has issues and only gold digger and some one looking for a meal ticket will put up with shit if it means being told what to do, enjoying sex even if it sucks and going Shopping galore...see katy holmes, seperate bedrooms and all, she still shops like its goign out of fashion
By Mia, on March 10, 2008 12:59:54
"and only gold digger and some one looking for a meal ticket will put up..."
In other words, a woman.
By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 13:04:58
Congratulations George.
By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 13:07:08
Who else thinks this is to cover up after he "joked" with Esquire or whoever that he was gay?
"I've said too much! I'd better propose!!"
By oakling, on March 10, 2008 14:17:09
Haha yeah anon 11:16:49! What the HELL is wrong with these guys? This Sarah bitch is nothing special, she's not even slightly pretty in any way. Nor does she look smart, funny, witty, or have any visible appeal. She must suck a mean cock, or something, because i just don't get it.
As for Matt Damon, he is a fucking idiot. Period. To marry that ugly beaner who has a kid by another guy? WTF! I bet he's so stupid that when she gets sick of him and dumps his ass, he'll be supporting his kids with her, AND that other kid, because the bitch will claim that the kid has become "accustomed" to the lifestyle, and is therefore deserving of child support. Anyone who marries anyone with kids is an idiot, plain and simple. Why would you WANT to take on someone else's kids? I know I wouldn't EVER date a guy with kids, not ever, ever, EVER. But I'm also smart enough to not have ANY kids, because I hate children. So maybe I'm not the best person to judge. But kids suck....and if you take on someone else's kid, you are just ASKING for misery, drama, and trouble. Stupid.
By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 14:24:05
George's publicist just DENIED the "engagement story". He's not gay -- but he is selfish. He wants to have his girlfriend at his "beck-and-call" and not be stressed out worrying about her needs. What better way to insure that than by "supporting" her? Whatever you think about her looks, he's definitely NOT INTO HER MIND. Have you heard her try to put a few words together? Sounds like a kid...
By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 14:58:09
I don't think so, he's gay. Still, I always thought he would marry a ridiculously hot chick but then again those chicks would want straight men. Makes sense.
By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 15:11:03
A 26-year old cocktail waitress makes $100,000 a year? Who gets to date her movie star clients?? Ha ha ha. All of George's friends are married-with-children and he's rethinking the bachelor in Hollywood thing. He hates to drink alone. And, he's pushing 50 years old and wants to be young again. Trust me, I am a VP with my Master's degree working in Manhattan for $120,000 / year. I know.
By VP NYC $120,000/ year, on March 10, 2008 15:13:03
I smell bullshit. He'll do what Warren Beatty did and marry a younger Hollywood actress when he's 50 and ready to hang up his tux.
It's good to be a man.
By Fred, on March 10, 2008 15:36:32
Wow, 14:24:05. Just out of a bad relationship, or WHAT?
By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 15:41:49
$100,000 as a cocktial waitress!!
Sooner or later it was going to happen for George. Get a good prenup. Spit out one two kids. Get one of those amicable divorces.
I give it 5 years. Too bad because she can have a life filled with riches and privleges. He can keep her moneyed. What a life it must be.
By Sooner or later it was going to hapen, on March 10, 2008 18:22:20
100K£ ? They just don't serve tap water in some mustard glasses.
By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 19:01:38
wow. what is this. the redneck convetion? go back to your trailers.
The girl is gorgeous. Type of girl that you could really fall for, not just f#&k. Congrats to both.
By frick, on March 10, 2008 19:11:30
I love George. I'm so jealous. She's lovely, imo.
By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 21:17:22
I'm surprised he couldn't do better. She is not hot, more like an average waitress or whatever she does.
By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 22:56:04
100,000 pounds is 200,000 US dollars. What idiot would believe that? The prettiest girl Clooney dated was the French chick. That was probably 15 years ago and it's been downhill ever since. This one resembles an Asian tranny.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 04:41:19
Isn't this the girl from the motorcycle accident? This relationship will last until the statute of limitations on personal injury lawsuits expires.
Fear Factor contestant? Classy! Maybe next time he should aim even higher and date one of the Flavor of Love contestants.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 04:49:53
Shouldn't George pick a girl that does not make him look old and frail?
By Jared, on March 11, 2008 05:08:39
I don't know if Clooney is gay, but she should know a lot about being a beard. That's what her mom was until her dad came out of the closet. And yes, she is very plain and very simple-minded. But she is also very ambitious, and that trumps everything.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 07:04:54
She's a waitress and then article says she gave up her $100,000 job??? Where do waitresses get paid $100,000 pray tell
By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 07:19:05
In primo restaurants YES you can make that much. Years ago a waiter posted his job in a NYC paper. He was trying to SELL his position as he made over $150,000 U.S. per year.......
By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 07:57:14
"Shouldn't George pick a girl that does not make him look old and frail?"
What the fuck kind of logic is that?
By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 09:12:43
@March 11, 2008 07:57:14
Did he have a bridge to sell as well?
I've heard that she was a "Go Go dancer", but even then there is no way she would make $200,000.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 09:20:12
Fear Factor winner, cocktail waitress, and a horseface - George really hit the trifecta.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 09:34:30
Another gold digging attention whore using her easy meal ticket to ride the gravy train. No doubt when they split up she will demand half of everything he has, which seems to be the customary thing for American women to do these days.
By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 10:48:20
Holy shit, 04:49, you're on to something. I'd totally forgotten about that accident.
Let's see...accident happened in New Jersey....two years? I think that's what it is.
Great point, 04:49!
By Vigilante, on March 11, 2008 13:24:57
Awww..who's the lucky guy?
By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 14:42:48
I predict a bun in the oven in 10 months and a divorce in 2 1/2 years!
By anonymous, on March 12, 2008 09:19:44
I don't understand why he keeps with this girl. She is so not real in love. Did you saw her at the red carpet, so long-faced. While she had all her trips and spending out her time with him for the summer. If you are not happy then when are you? When you have a financial security? Please don't marry her George.
By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 07:50:07
that would be the last nail in his coffin...aren't things messy enough?
By anonymous, on April 13, 2008 22:38:19
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