29 Comments:

• yo YO YO!!! That's MY son up on that banner picture, he NOT the son of that Gyllehnall cracker ass.
  
  Y'all best correct this egriegistic error, or I will contact my attorney and have him pursue litigationization.

  By Blingy Washington, on March 31, 2008 09:45:03

• The will is dated (2003 or something).
  At that time he only had $145,000 in assets.

  By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 09:52:09

• Oh thanks. Now I have that damn Diana Ross song in my head

  By Ace, on March 31, 2008 09:58:09

• That banner picture was himotherfuckinglarious.

  By Caitlin, on March 31, 2008 10:05:59

• Very very funny the first photo. I knew you did it on purpose and I find it very funny.
  

  By BlueMak, on March 31, 2008 10:16:43

• Considering that Heath's will was drawn-up pre-Brokeback and pre-Dark Knight, he probably WAS worth more than that at the time of his death.

  By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 11:25:51

• The will was old, and I thought it only listed his US assets, which was like an apartment and maybe a car. Everything else is in Australia.

  By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 11:32:03

• whatz you talkn' 'bout Willis....

  By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 11:37:33

• "This town needs an enema."
  Too bad that nobody else got that...
  "Where did you get those wonderful toys?"

  By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 11:49:35

• I'm not sure why anybody really cares about this. Heath Ledger was a B-list actor most famous for getting cornholed on screen by Jake Gyllenhall. So he knocked some chick up, what's the big deal?

  By coolpapa, on March 31, 2008 12:03:39

• LOL!
  
  Thanks for the huge fucking out loud laugh Todd. The pic and the headline was all I needed.

  By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 12:09:45

• And a damn good joke it was too

  By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 12:22:34

• The famouser they get, the more like a bum they look.
  
  Why?

  By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 12:29:12

• Hadyn?! Who the hell is in charge of naming people in their family, and what is wrong with them?

  By oakling, on March 31, 2008 12:34:41

• CoolPapa if you're gonna be the dumb mother fucker that uses terms like "cornhole" you need to get your shit right. In Brokeback Heath's character was the one fucking Gyllenhaal's character. I can't stand you morons that define him by a character he played in a movie! Do you also think that Anthony Hopkins eats people for fun?

  By justin, on March 31, 2008 13:14:10

• Take it easy, Justin. No need to be angry, you have the world by the balls: a 14-year-old Filipino boyfriend, a loft in Fire Island, and an insatiable appetite for dick. Life is good.

  By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 13:20:32

• Um, am I the only one who noticed that their noses and eyebrows are literally identical?
  
  Coincidence? I don't think so.

  By Vanchic, on March 31, 2008 13:42:16

• 13:14:10 ^^ No, for dinner

  By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 14:05:09

• "This town needs an enema."
  Too bad that nobody else got that...
  "Where did you get those wonderful toys?"
  
  By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 11:49:35
  
  
  maybe if you'd help us out we'd have an easier time getting things.

  By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 14:24:26

• Whoa . . . Simmer Down there, Cornholio. No sense in getting upset over who is the top and who is the bottom!

  By ace, on March 31, 2008 15:07:42

• I don't know about that picture being a joke, him and that kid look alike same smile, eyes almost identical nose. hell Obama is related to Brad Pit, Bush and Cheney you can't get anymore crazier than that.

  By NubianGoddez, on March 31, 2008 15:12:17

• Justin: rageaholicsforcockaholics.com. Check it out, they can help.

  By coolpapa, on March 31, 2008 15:50:35

• Heath Ledger Licked A Cougar. News at 11.
  
  

  By Vigilante, on March 31, 2008 17:23:13

• coolpapa: AssholesRUs.com. Check yourself in, but I doubt they can help you.

  By Vanchic, on March 31, 2008 18:25:55

• Not only is the will old, but also it was reported that he had a 60 million dollar trust frund from his grandfather or something...

  By b, on April 1, 2008 04:12:55

• I was gonna say the resemblance is uncanny...hahaha!

  By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 05:31:38

• All I thought when I saw the pic was "sure, whatever, I wouldn't be shocked to find out Heath banged an abo." Tom/Nicole, Guy/Madonna, Angie/Brad have all adopted little black kids, Heath was cool enough to do his the right way. Watch out though, if that was his kid, Rosie O'Donnell might try to adopt him.

  By Gerald_Tarrant, on April 1, 2008 10:08:24

• you said about needing an enema and right behind heath's head it looked like it said enema society..made me laugh, lol.

  By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 10:46:47

• I doubt it Gerald. His girlfriends all seemed to resemble his sister. She and Michelle could pass for twins.

  By anonymous, on April 2, 2008 12:09:38