19 Comments:

• She has Britney tits. I'd want to kill myself too.

  By anonymous, on March 17, 2008 04:35:52

• There was a time when I would have given my left nut and my first born to hit that. Not anymore.

  By anonymous, on March 17, 2008 04:43:22

• i certainly don't like her that way.

  By happy, on March 17, 2008 06:27:44

• Her Dr is stupid prick!! Ringing up emergency services when he didn't even have her address!! And then getting shirty with the operator for having the audacity to ask where the suicidal patient may be located! Clearly just trying to cover his ass and more concerned with 'can I take your name' rather than answer questions about his patient.

  By Samantha, on March 17, 2008 06:53:19

• Publicity, much?

  By Richie Sambora, on March 17, 2008 07:01:17

• So it's this guy a little clean cut for her?

  By anonymous, on March 17, 2008 07:18:28

• If she is seeig a shrink doc, WHY? What is wrong with her ? If the shrink thought she was going t o kill herself, that is sick.
  WTF happened to Heather ?

  By lally , on March 17, 2008 09:37:16

• It is NOT funny to make fun of suicide, especially to those of us who have already done it.

  By anonymous, on March 17, 2008 09:41:51

• Of course she has Britney tits; the woman's in her forties, which is about how old Britney looks these days!

  By anonymous, on March 17, 2008 09:46:25

• I blame David Spade. He was just too much man for her. What gal wouldn't want to off herself after such a loss? She lived--LIVED, people--for those snarky, self-important bon mots delivered in the way only Herr Spade can: diminutively. There was no point in carrying on.

  By david spade--uh, I mean, kate spade, on March 17, 2008 10:55:52

• I think Samantha just might be retarded. Literally.

  By Mookie Poondangle, on March 17, 2008 11:05:57

• I will never forgive Frisco for divorcing Felicia.

  By anonymous, on March 17, 2008 11:16:01

• Even the ones who are seemingly "normal" in Hollyweird are hopelessly fucked up. I say nuke southern California and be done with it.

  By anonymous, on March 17, 2008 12:07:37

• So she tried to kill herself over his bad lip synching?

  By TrayC, on March 17, 2008 12:56:09

• "It is NOT funny to make fun of suicide, especially to those of us who have already done it.
  
  By anonymous, on March 17, 2008 09:41:51"
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  Am assuming that you mean that suicide ATTEMPTS aren't something to make fun of. If you had done "it" and "it" were suicide, you wouldn't be posting that fucking asinine little quip there. Perhaps you should go try again for real this time, rather than just for attention. Who are you, Owen Wilson?

  By anonymous, on March 17, 2008 14:38:58

• Peter and Amanda are looking haggard.

  By Long live Melrose Place, on March 17, 2008 16:16:50

• That's some amazing guitar work by Jack. With his guitar-inspired phallic gyrations and all, he'll have the panties off all those women in no-time.
  
  I always wondered who sang this song. Now I can announce the singer's name to my friends as I reach for the mute button.
  

  By MsWinoPowdersHerNose, on March 17, 2008 17:48:18

• Barely, by the looks of it.

  By Starbucks, on March 18, 2008 12:23:51

• Who is the guy speaking with such large words in the CoS video? That dude from Mannequin? I thought he looked familiar.
  These people are all total jack-offs.

  By Grace Yip, on March 18, 2008 13:30:30