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Jessica Simpson is Hiding Something

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so when we get a crotch shot, we bitch at the girl to wear some panties or cover up. when we get a girl covering herself as she gets out of the car (showing some dignity), we get that she is hiding a cock because she is clearly a tranny.

we can't have it both ways can we?

By anonymous, on March 27, 2008 13:55:01
I was going to "seek medical assistance" this morning, since it had been more than 4 hours, but thankfully today's posts have cured the problem for free (although they may have greatly increased the need for what caused it in the first place).

By Bob Dole, on March 27, 2008 13:55:48
@ 13:55 you must be new here. jessica has secretly been a tranny for years.

By anonymous, on March 27, 2008 13:57:05
I fuckin hate when fans of these stupid celebs defend them. Fuck you for making these talentless cunts rich and famous.

By anonymous, on March 27, 2008 13:58:06
Looks like whores' night out.

By anonymous, on March 27, 2008 13:58:39
Jessica and Eva are both in relationships with down low homosexuals so it makes sense they date each other too.

By anonymous, on March 27, 2008 13:59:51
(meanwhile back at the Simpsons house)

ring-ring...

Joe answers the phone: Hello? (pause) Um, just a minute.

Joe covers the phone with his hand and yells: Oh, Jessica, someone named Spitzer is on the phone and wants to talk to you.

By anonymous, on March 27, 2008 14:14:29
^ LMAO!!!!

By jessica's penis, on March 27, 2008 14:31:40
Cut Jessica some slack. She's been hiding her manhood for years.

By anonymous, on March 27, 2008 14:32:48
Dear Jessica,

Please show the world your vagina (and boobs) in either Playboy or a very long nude scene so we can put these haters to rest. Make sure there are lots of close-ups of your vagina (and boobs) in order to remove all doubt.

-Cheers, thebig28

By thebig28, on March 27, 2008 14:55:44
is it a penis, balls and vagina or just a penis and balls? Hoping for the jackpot. Now if only she'd move that hand and that could be confirmed once and for all.

By Grace Yip, on March 27, 2008 14:57:31
Doh!

By MonkeySunkle, on March 27, 2008 15:24:30
Looks like a small package, I feel better about myself.

By dirtybird, on March 27, 2008 17:45:07
Did she wash her hands before dinner?

By anonymous, on March 27, 2008 18:24:25
She's probably hiding the stream of her father's semen that keeps running down her leg.

By anonymous, on March 27, 2008 19:07:34
She is trying to hide her panties from the press?

By janey, on March 27, 2008 21:15:02
By anonymous, on March 27, 2008 13:58:06

AGREED. Nothing baffles me more than people who actually defend these worthless celebtards. They act like the celeb is one day going to call them up and make them their BFF or something. I cannot imagine defending people who are so unlikable, intolerable, and worthless in every possible way. What the hell do you get out of it? Honestly. THE CELEBS YOU DEFEND DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU EXIST! And if they did, they still wouldn't give a shit. They wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire, so why waste your time? Besides, bashing them is so much more rewarding!

By anonymous, on March 27, 2008 21:46:17
Two words: ambiguous genitalia.

By anonymous, on March 27, 2008 22:29:35
"She is trying to hide her panties from the press?"

No...

It's sarcasm. Look it up.

By MonkeySunkle, on March 28, 2008 01:56:25
No, I don't think she is trying to hide anything, she has a little more class than that pig Britney.

By anonymous, on March 28, 2008 04:52:27
she's probably just sore due to the pounding tony homo is giving her..

By anonymous, on March 28, 2008 06:18:00
As much as I despise Jessica Simpson's "tranny-ness", I have to agree with the first poster. You can't complain about some slut having no class because she just flashed her cooch and then complain about someone showing some class by covering up. That's a total double standard. Even if what she is covering up happens to be a little penis.

By anonymous, on March 28, 2008 06:36:57
Is it wrong that, while I hate her, and I'm sure she's got male-bits, I think her legs look nice?

Ugh.
I need a shower.

By anonymous, on March 28, 2008 07:15:53
i like to play "hide the salami"

By pickle_tickle, on March 28, 2008 07:50:06
Yes, March 27, 2008 13:55:01 and March 28, 2008 06:36:57 that's right -- there's no winning here. Never has been, never will be. Also, you both have missed the massive irony in Todd's post. First time at IDLYITW?

By anonymous, on March 28, 2008 08:44:45
@8:44:45
"Massive irony"? lol. Tell me little one, do you know what irony is? You can prove it by telling me exactly where the supposed irony is expressed. Nice try at being condescending, because you came off as a total moron, which shouldn't be anything new to you, because I'm sure that you are in fact a total moron. And I find it amusing that you think having been to this site before is braggable. Obviously you don't have much going for you other than having been here before. And for the record, I've been visiting the site since 2005, so don't give me your high and mighty bull shit you little peckerhead.

By 6:36:57, on March 28, 2008 09:23:26
Jessica Simpson is a dog ugly bitch who's probably hiding a dick. This is true. So stop arguing about the definition of irony and talk about Jessica's dick.

By your mom, on March 28, 2008 09:27:44
So why doesn't she just put some fucking clothes on if she doesn't want everybody to see her vagina/penis. Venis. Vagenis. Penigina. What ever the fuck you call it.

By anonymous, on March 28, 2008 09:43:20
She does have nice legs.

By anonymous, on March 28, 2008 09:52:44
I agree! Stop trying to show off your ugly SHORT steroid man legs and put on some pants, then put a bag over your head, and just go away Jessica!

By anonymous, on March 28, 2008 09:54:09
She's ok if you're into short girls who look like transsexuals and have ugly faces and buck teeth.

By anonymous, on March 28, 2008 09:56:00
oh great, more "if its a girl its a tranny & if its a guy its a fag" kind of 'journalism'

By anonymous, on March 28, 2008 10:17:00
oh great, more jessica simpson fans hiding their 'tranny fetish'

By anonymous, on March 28, 2008 10:22:22
"So why doesn't she just put some fucking clothes on if she doesn't want everybody to see her vagina/penis. Venis. Vagenis. Penigina. What ever the fuck you call it.

By anonymous, on March 28, 2008 09:43:20"

I laughed so hard at that. Thank you.

By anonymous, on March 28, 2008 10:27:23
Anon March 27, 2008 21:46:17,

I'm not defending her because I want her to be my friend. I'm defending her because I want her to take her clothes off and be photographed so I can whack my weasel while looking at the pictures. I'm a pervert, not an idiot.

By thebig28, on March 28, 2008 11:04:49
she gets hated on so much on this site. she is a blond with huge cans and great legs. She is not the prettiest girl in hollywood, but i just don't get all of this tranny stuff. Here is what i want. every time someone makes fun of a female celebrity who is clearly bangable (Simpson, Alba, Brooke Burke, etc), they have to back it up with someone they think is better looking.

By anonymous, on March 28, 2008 12:08:10
haha someone said she had class bahahaha
thats funny

By anonymous, on March 28, 2008 12:18:36
Jessica is hiding something....her dong

By center mid, on March 28, 2008 13:22:18
I dont think the majority of people are defending this broad because they are "friends" with them..I think its the fact that there are people out there who are ridiculously judgemental...who spend their time looking for websites where they can talk shit about someone....does it really make you feel better about yourself or are you hiding behind your insecurities.? I randomly found this site..and decided to take the time to see what you think this bitch is hiding...its probably just her crotch//i dont know about you people but if i was being chased around by people who thrive to make you look bad....id probably be walking on egg shells to make sure i wasnt giving them any ammo!!! so all in all i think you should find a new hobby!!

By anonymous, on March 28, 2008 14:35:12
My new hobby is randomly going around to websites and putting people in their place. Now how does that Styx song go again...?

By anonymous, on March 28, 2008 14:56:04
Ha ha 14:35:12 just got pwned!

By anonymous, on March 28, 2008 16:49:02
I'm not gay, but Jessica Simpson can fuck me in the butt.

By anonymous, on March 29, 2008 04:43:14
I hope her country cd tanks. I give her until next season with Tony Romo. He is going to dump her before she dumps him.

By Team Nick, on March 29, 2008 05:31:18
Hiding something? Most likely skid marks from some errant tongue encountered along the way. What that tongue may have encountered is subject to debate.

By Harry Paratestes, on March 29, 2008 09:28:52
I think it is great that see knows paps are craving another crotch shot. I give her credit for not being stupid and having her vagina all over the net.
PS- Her line of shoes are really cute.

By anonymous, on March 29, 2008 11:19:17
She's probably hiding the stream of her father's semen that keeps running down her leg.

By anonymous, on March 27, 2008 19:07:34
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That was awesome.

By spanky, on March 30, 2008 12:14:54
her dad's hickies.

By juanbigone, on April 16, 2008 21:55:27