40 Comments:

• If she didn't have any tits nobody would care about her at all.

  By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 11:10:40

• Say what you want about here, that is some nice sidetit there.

  By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 11:12:43

• That halter dress was not meant to be worn by a woman with such large. sagging, and heavy breasts. I'll bet it's stinky and sweaty under those funbags.

  By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 11:15:41

• I want to lick the stink out from under those funbags.

  By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 11:32:35

• You can't fix stupid.

  By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 11:34:14

• Yeah but with not much effort you can talk stupid into every conceivable sex act. Stupid fuckin rules.

  By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 11:39:00

• So he says "I don't want you in my life anymore, stay the hell away from me, blah blah ... by the way, you know where I am if you need me."
  
  The hell?

  By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 11:47:58

• I dont get it. He is saying to stop contacting me. but at the end it says, if you need me you know where to find me.
  
  weird.

  By Mary, on March 7, 2008 11:49:35

• What kind of man leaves messages for ex-girlfriends on a blog. John Mayer, you fucking homo.

  By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 11:50:10

• She's a fucking psycho. Tony Romo must be getting tired of her already. I don't blame him. Everyone gets sick of this bitch easily.

  By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 11:51:26

• I think it might be about Cameron Diaz.

  By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 12:04:02

• Cameron Diaz is a really annoying person, but I think this sounds more like Jessica than Cameron.

  By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 12:11:42

• "John Mayer looks like a elementary school music teacher"
  
  THAT'S who he reminds me of! Mr. Conyers, my creepy elementary school music teacher with the bug eyes and greasy hair. Thanks Todd.

  By Abram, on March 7, 2008 12:25:52

• so if the blog hasn't been updated where is this post coming from? it must be copied from the sun itself because you can't find it anywhere...this is probably bullshit but it makes me laugh at jessica so i don't really care....all i can say is not a good look jess...not a good look

  By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 12:51:44

• i really, REALLY hate him. But he loves himself enough for the both of us, so it balances out.
  

  By slacker chic, on March 7, 2008 12:55:14

• anon 12:51:44,
  
  what the fuck are you talking about?
  
  do we need nurse Ratchet to come around with more meds?

  By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 13:13:20

• So leave him alone. I mean it. This means goodbye. But if you need me, I'm here for you. No wonder women are so confused when it comes to men. Mixed message much?

  By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 13:15:51

• Pretty sure that last part is sarcasm, 13:15. The only girls who would be conused by it are the dumb ones. Like Jessica.

  By Abram, on March 7, 2008 13:30:49

• ^confused

  By Abram, on March 7, 2008 13:38:39

• I conused a dumb girl once. Afterwards she wouldn't even speak to me.

  By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 14:02:08

• Mayer is a loser. He was embarrassed to be with Simpson, and now that she has upgraded to Romo HE has been trying to get HER back. This is nothing but a stunt on his part - she is NOT contacting him. He is such a limp dick.

  By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 14:04:56

• he has more than one blog you tools
  

  By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 14:13:34

• Ummm, she's with Tony Romo dude. Get over yourself John, she's taken!

  By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 14:51:51

• Tony Romo is obviously already bored with her.

  By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 14:56:13

• If it IS true: Snap!

  By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 15:01:29

• Yeah. I'm going for the typical John Mayer sarcasm. Thinking man's humor. He actually wants the girl to contact him. :)

  By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 15:09:17

• why wouldn't he just tell her this stuff directly? "Gee! I hope Jessica Simpson reads my blog because I sure told her what was what over on MySpace!"

  By oakling, on March 7, 2008 15:48:02

• Anyone who defends that loser Jessica Simpson needs to DIAF now.

  By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 15:50:39

• I love the way people assume it's about Jessica. He's talking about how people in relationships say they're gonna cut someone off when they break up with them, but don't mean it. He's being philosophical. That's the way John is.

  By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 16:03:11

• Restraining order coming up!!! Loves it!!!!

  By Mer, on March 7, 2008 16:07:31

• John's a tool and he knows it.

  By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 16:20:30

• She must be a total nightmare for the guy to give up those splendiferous boobies.

  By Fred, on March 7, 2008 16:24:09

• If I was John Mayer and Jessica Simpson was THAT nuts about me, I'd say to hell with it and shit on her chest, you know a little mud slide between the mountains. Because how many times in life do you get to shit on a number 1 recording artist?

  By thebig28, on March 7, 2008 16:25:11

• Did she dump Tony Romo because he failed to advance in the NFL playoffs? Maybe she only wants to be with winners... look out Eli!

  By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 18:51:10

• Who would stalk John Mayer? The dude is Butt Ugly! He is proof that being a musician will get you laid by hot chicks.

  By Jerry, on March 8, 2008 04:43:45

• But JS HAS already found someone, Tony Roma! Also, when JS was being publicly despised for jinxing Roma's game, Mayer came to her defense saying she was a "sweet" person. Remember? I guess this one is about Minka Kelly or Cameron Diaz.

  By Jillita, on March 8, 2008 06:59:05

• "Mixed message much?"
  
  This sentence doesn't make sense.
  
  

  By anonymous, on March 8, 2008 07:40:51

• The whole world thinks this is Jessica. I would be humiliated if I were her. Perhaps she is still trying to contact him even though she is with Tony. Wonder what Tony thinks?

  By anonymous, on March 8, 2008 09:49:36

• If she wants to stay famous, she needs to be more of a wide open whore,which she is starting to do.
  
  At one point she said she would not do nudity in films, now that she is losing her appeal, she now says she would love to spread her legs.
  
  Be a whore you stupid bitch. Sell your morals for money like everyone else in Hollywood.
  
  

  By anonymous, on March 9, 2008 08:14:05

• Saggy bajongas.
  

  By anonymous, on March 9, 2008 22:44:51