12 Comments:

• In other news, Massengill finally tracked down their missing shipment of 9 douchebags.
  
  3 of them had to be nuked by orbit. It was the only way to be sure.

  By anonymous, on March 4, 2008 23:26:27

• M'kay. I don't know what a fun, fearless male is supposed to be but it sounds to me like the kind of award that would be given out during Pride Week.
  
  And good God, Chuck. You look so damned happy. Did someone piss in your cornflakes or were those pants giving you a wedgie?
  
  Wait, I know...Zac Efron made a pass at you, didn't he? And you had to turn him down?
  
  Yeah, I'd be disappointed too.
  
  

  By Vigilante, on March 5, 2008 06:52:07

• How appropriate. Mary Kate is turning her smile into the Joker. Coincidence?

  By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 07:22:13

• Dane Cook...yuck!

  By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 07:52:45

• All we're missing is Nick Lachey and Joe Simpson for the complete set!

  By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 09:06:17

• Wait, when did John Krasinski fuck her? Are you sure?

  By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 10:35:49

• Maybe we should just see pix of who DIDN'T fuck her.

  By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 12:12:12

• ^^^^^^
  
  we're talking about Dane Cook, John Mayer, and Tony Romo.

  By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 12:29:42

• david anable is HAWT...omg.

  By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 19:10:29

• one of us here is not like the other, one of us here just don't belong

  By anonymous, on March 5, 2008 19:21:17

• John Mayer and Adrien Grenier look like twins and neither are hot.

  By anonymous, on March 6, 2008 15:50:16

• Anyone who can put his dick into her deserves to be called a fearless male.

  By anonymous, on March 6, 2008 22:04:12