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J.Lo Doesn't Want to be Called J.Lo Anymore

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too bad j ho

By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 16:52:10
Can't get the taste of Puff Daddy's dick out of your mouth, J-Ho?

By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 16:52:45
Without makeup she is just the single mother next door with the 7 out of control kids.

By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 17:07:04
$6 million for her baby pics? Damn, that's $2 million more than Angelina and Brad got for theirs.

Oh well.

By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 17:09:22
Please tell me that money is going to charity...like some organization that helps poor mothers provide for their babies, or pay for their hospital bills etc. Do you know how many women and children in difficult circumstances could be helped with that kind of money? Geez...just go and buy 6 mil of clothes for underpriviledged kids. or food. or ???? do the right thing, Jen.

By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 17:20:33
She looks like OJ Simpson in that pic.

By J.Lo is OJ, on March 7, 2008 17:20:49
Um J.Lo, get over yourself because America has. Your Diva bullshit has annoyed us long enough so just take your millions and GO AWAY.

By Your career is over, on March 7, 2008 17:21:53
Um J.Lo, get over yourself because America has. Your Diva bullshit has annoyed us long enough so just take your millions and GO AWAY.

By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 17:22:07
I hate this woman more than Jennifer Aniston fans hate Angelina Jolie.

By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 17:22:57
Hello, housekeeping? Can you send J-Lo up to bring us more towels and turn down our beds, por favor? Gracias.

By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 17:35:26
She has had some pretty good plastic surgery. Too bad that didn't include a personality transplant or an ego reduction.

By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 17:42:03
Oh, goodie! Flaco and Gloria's bean-refrying mother has gone back into full-on head-swiveling diva mode.

Wake us up when anyone gives a fuck, chiquita...

By Hateful McNasty, on March 7, 2008 17:58:43
Hi what time is the next "donkey show"?

By Tijuana, Mexico tourist, on March 7, 2008 18:04:11
Six million just for herself is ridiculous. She should donate to charity. I don't know who's more stupid: JLo or People mag? Off topic, she's had her chin re-done. I can't tell about the nose though.

By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 18:07:21
She looks real plain without makeup. Don't know why I'm surprised. Lookin' good in those older pics though.

I know I'm supposed to hate on her or whatever, but it's hard to disparage a woman who provided me with so much jacking material growing up. I've probably rubbed more out to JLO than any other non porn-affiliated celebrity. Call it gratefulness.

By Abram, on March 7, 2008 19:09:14
Pretentious cunt.

By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 20:10:57
Wasn't it just a few years ago she was DEMANDING to be credited as JLo? What the hell?

L

By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 20:21:05
I disagree with you all. She's a mom now.
She is thinking of her kids.

Would YOU like to have your mom known as JLO???

ug!

By BustyRaquel, on March 7, 2008 20:28:38
Uggg. All. Used. Up.

By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 21:24:57
Those baby pics are definitely getting Photoshoped, with a dad that looks like he came out of a George Romero movie and a mom with a horse's ass - I'm dying to see what those babies look like

By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 22:23:20
Why was she ever famous?

By anonymous, on March 8, 2008 00:31:49
It's funny, I've never actually hated anyone until JLow. I find myself hoping horrible things happen to her. She's a scary, scary bitch.

By anonymous, on March 8, 2008 00:36:53
$6 million? that cannot be true.

By nona, on March 8, 2008 05:53:51
Without makeup she is just the single mother next door with the 7 out of control kids.
By anonymous, on March 7, 2008 17:07:04

She's that WITH makeup too.

By lil jimmy, on March 8, 2008 07:23:37
How about , B lo or with that face Play Duh, or J ho ?

By anonymous, on March 8, 2008 07:24:43
I think she cleaned my room at the Ho Jo.

By anonymous, on March 8, 2008 07:35:49
Maybe we can pay $10,000 just to kiss her ass.

By anonymous, on March 8, 2008 07:36:51
It's amazing what make-up can do.

By anonymous, on March 8, 2008 07:37:29
Que paso? Que paso? Looking for work? Trabajo? My toilet needs cleaning you filthy twat!

By Pat Bateman, on March 8, 2008 07:59:57
She looks like shit

By anonymous, on March 8, 2008 08:53:09
I ran into her cart at the grocery store yesterday. She looked just like the photo...really ORDINARY-looking. She looked a little stunned, but didn't drop her jar of Goya seasoning. She called me a puta. What is that?

By anonymous, on March 8, 2008 08:54:13
She's never donated to or done anything for anyone, has she?

All she does is buy Bentleys and fucking mink false eyelashes.

Nothing wrong with enjoying money if you have it, but everything about this bitch screams "greedy cunt".

By Hyperbole, on March 8, 2008 11:23:00
She looks hammered...

By Snarky McComments, on March 8, 2008 12:16:07
How'd you like to wake up next to that disgusting horseface every morning? Aside from her money, I don't see anything attractive with that chick...

By anonymous, on March 8, 2008 12:20:15
I love how J.Lo looked in the old days. She was an average, cute puerto rican girl. Her kinky hair is precious.

By anonymous, on March 8, 2008 17:30:51
I called housekeeping over an hour ago, and I am still waiting for more towels. WTF is going on with this hotel?

By anonymous, on March 8, 2008 17:55:41
Hasn't she been trying to get everyone to stop calling her J. Lo for like four years now? It's not like it's new.

By oakling, on March 8, 2008 18:14:03
damn she is very ugly

By anonymous, on March 8, 2008 19:00:16
Who the fuk cares? Can we please stop writting about her and making it look like we give a damn!

By raj, on March 8, 2008 22:08:42
Jebus; that first picture. I've seen crack whores that look better than that...

By anonymous, on March 8, 2008 22:11:01
I would stick with "JHo" ... except she's such a GONER that i might switch to "who's that uglyfatass anyway?"

By die Krautsalaten, on March 9, 2008 03:59:49
after pooping out the skeletor twins it's prolly gonna be jello now not j-lo

By anonymous, on March 9, 2008 16:07:09
Its not really more then Brad and Angelina, considering she had TWO kids. She needed to make $8 million to technically break even with them.

By anonymous, on March 9, 2008 19:17:00
14 comments after a few days pretty much says it all about how relevent J HO is.

By anonymous, on March 9, 2008 20:26:18
20:26:18 we are closed on weekends.

By anonymous, on March 9, 2008 22:39:02
I'm pretty sure the fine people at Jell-o Industries Inc. have been paying somebody or other to make certain that the J.Lo/Jel.Lo transformation never occur. Otherwise it would be on t-shirts and all sorts of other crap. I've wondered for years why a joke I made in my own head INSTANTLY (and I know I'm not the only one), that was SO OBVIOUS considering that gelatinous assbag she was sporting, was never publicly exploited. It can only be that Jell-o Inc. has been shelling out lots of hush money. Because I ain't that creative.

Anyway, fuck her. I mean, not fuck her. Ick.

And yes, what the fuck is up with the towel situation?? This hotel sucks.

By she plain, on March 10, 2008 09:36:01
Hey assface, you even named your clothing and perfume JLo. So STFU please and iron my shirt.

By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 10:01:25
Who cares if you're closed on weekends? She's still completely irrelevent.

By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 10:45:35
She looks like the lady who serves tacos from our local roach coach.

By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 11:27:46
Publically whining about the use of a name that you YOURSELF have shamelessly promoted for years? Sounds like a last-ditch attempt to get some media recognition for someone hopelessly on the way down.

By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 11:29:06
Our country is headed towards a recession. People can't find work because of out-sourcing to other countries and all the illegals who are taking jobs for much less. Everyone is getting their panties in a bunch over the government giving every family money this year... I got jack shit on my income tax return, and THESE self-absorbed, self-important, narcissistic, untalented jerks get paid $6 million dollars for taking pictures of their kids and forcing...er...sharing them with all of us???!!?
This country is so screwed up.

By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 11:48:18
Our country is headed towards a recession. People can't find work because of out-sourcing to other countries and all the illegals who are taking jobs for much less. Everyone is getting their panties in a bunch over the government giving every family money this year... I got jack squat on my income tax return, and THESE self-absorbed, self-important, narcissistic, untalented jerks get paid $6 million dollars for taking pictures of their kids and forcing...er...sharing them with all of us???!!?
This country is so screwed up.

By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 12:07:08
Wow, looking mighty beaneresque in that top pic.

By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 12:53:08
anon 11:48, you are SO RIGHT. Disgusting. But hey, if you're sick of illegals, come to the march in DC on April 15th. We've GOT to start demanding that they are deported, or they're gonna destroy this whole country. www.grannywarrior.com, check it out and hope to see you there! That goes for all of you...oh, and i am not advertising this, I am not organizing this in any way, but I'm definitely gonna be there. Enough is enough, we Americans MUST take back our country, this shit has gone on for FAR too long.

By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 14:27:31
She still needs a donkey punch from me though.

By anonymous, on March 10, 2008 18:47:13
She's got an average face and I don't remember her for having a bangin body either. WTF did I miss?

By anonymous, on March 11, 2008 14:41:14