19 Comments:

1. Now if only Johnny will agree to appear nude in those ad campaigns. Of course it would be tasteful integral to the plot. Now where did I put my camera ...

   By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 08:06:48

2. he is so hot i can t believe it

   By sara, on March 31, 2008 08:45:24

3. 10 million dollar? for that money you can send an awful lot of free condoms to 3th world countries!

   By ninette, on March 31, 2008 09:30:33

4. Johnny Depp is FORTY-FOUR YEARS OLD??!! Christ, he still looks about 14. What does he eat for breakfast, stem cells??

   By Life is unfair., on March 31, 2008 09:50:58

5. mmmm johnny depp and sex, er, safe sex. yummy.

   By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 10:19:24

6. If the condom has Johnny's picture on it, then I bet I can finally get laid... I mean, get a little bit more than I normally get.

   By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 11:49:10

7. Excellent choice. The gay market is crucial to condom sales these days.

   By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 12:14:43

8. There's no way I can comment on this story without sounding completely gay, so I won't.

   By thebig28, on March 31, 2008 12:22:57

9. Easiest 10 mill evah.

   By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 12:23:48

10. Are you kidding me? He obviously was not practicing safe sex when he unexpectedly got his girlfriend pregnant after three months of dating, thus producing his first child.

    By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 13:14:37

11. I think he'd do better endorsing hemmorroid creams. I know I always think about assholes whenever I see him.
    
    

    By Vanchic, on March 31, 2008 13:49:13

12. I swear, that Magnum range keeps getting smaller and smaller over the years. So that all the average guys can feel like big boys. pffff ha ha.

    By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 14:03:30

13. Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson should totally endorse Valtrex!

    By Anna, on March 31, 2008 14:38:38

14. Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson should totally endorse Valtrex!

    By Anna, on March 31, 2008 14:38:45

15. He will always be sexy!! and at 44 he looks damn good!!

    By NubianGoddez, on March 31, 2008 15:15:08

16. I reallyl think that "Lie down with Johnny for safer sex" would work better.

    By anonymous, on March 31, 2008 18:01:25

17. What does he eat for breakfast, stem cells??
    
    By Life is unfair., on March 31, 2008 09:50:58
    
    Hysterical. i LOVE it!!

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 07:07:17

18. endorsing magnums makes bitches think you are hung.

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 08:31:48

19. I'd like to K-Y Megan Fox. And by K-Y, I mean "have nasty sex with".

    By anonymous, on April 1, 2008 11:14:36