19 Comments:

• 'That's right, bitch, that's where you belong. Pick up the money!'
  
  Ha ha ha! Classic!

  By Fred, on March 27, 2008 13:48:37

• Looks like he pixelated all over her face.

  By anonymous, on March 27, 2008 13:51:44

• Who?

  By anonymous, on March 27, 2008 14:06:31

• Does anyone watch this dumb show?

  By anonymous, on March 27, 2008 14:08:56

• When did Justin Timberlake change his name? What? Justin Chamberlake? Justin Timbers?

  By anonymous, on March 27, 2008 14:10:39

• I'd be drunk too if I was supposed to be a celebrity and nobody knew who I was.

  By anonymous, on March 27, 2008 14:12:12

• Supposedly he has a sleeping disorder. *snicker* At least that is what he's calling it.

  By anonymous, on March 27, 2008 14:30:08

• the village pub? that place is a shithole. are you serious that it was the fucking village pub?
  
  palm springs isn't so tony anymore, whatever the fuck mag needs to factcheck. the whole of palm canyon drive is in a state of 'there's nothing here anymore.'
  
  i still can't wrap my head around the fact that he got wasted at the village pub. i'm not even famous and i wouldn't go there. for real.

  By galley, on March 27, 2008 14:35:14

• Why is every celebrity a drunken menace?

  By thebig28, on March 27, 2008 14:50:36

• Does he imbibe the spirits to help him endure the stress and pain of having to see Sandra "Oh-Hell-No"'s face at work?

  By Grey, on March 27, 2008 16:25:59

• How does someone look around at the state of the world and go, "You know, I think what this place really needs is FIVE MORE KIDS born of INSANE PARENTS." Here's hoping the Flood comes soon, 'cause you know it is.

  By anonymous, on March 27, 2008 18:04:56

• If I was that waitress, and that Z-list "actor" (seriously, I've never even heard of this jackass) pulled that crap on me, I'd certainly set him straight REAL QUICK. I'd make that arrogant bastard run out of that place crying like the little bitch he is. Where the hell do these people get off treating others with REAL JOBS like garbage? Like, just because she's a waitress, she's garbage, and worthless? Talk about an inflated ego! Like this guy is so special...apparently he was too stupid to use a condom, and not one time, but FIVE FREAKING TIMES! Now THAT is a real lowlife idiot, bringing children into your fucked up, miserable world, just because you want to stroke your ego and have little mini-mes running around. Like he's so special and important that he has to carry on his bloodline? RIIIIGHT. Jackass. I hope he comes into MY work and pulls that shit on me, I'd send him home with a fucking rupture. But it's not like I'd even know who he is, so whatever. He's just as much of a nobody as I am, but at least I don't act like I'm better than anyone else. Because I'm not, and neither is he.

  By anonymous, on March 27, 2008 21:42:16

• I love Palm Springs! You can always count on some fucktard to make it an interesting night at the VP, it is always so entertaining!

  By Grace Yip, on March 27, 2008 22:04:52

• 21:42:16
  needs anger management

  By anonymous, on March 28, 2008 08:38:41

• Nah, not really. I just hate people who act like they are better than other people who are just trying to make a living. How are his actions defensible? Would YOU like to be that poor waitress? I don't think so, and I bet if you were her, you'd be pissed too. And BTW, anger isn't a bad thing, so trying to make it out to be something that should never be expressed is just stupid. Now, if I was going around fighting people (and I haven't been in a fight since HS, and only then in self-defense), THEN there might be a problem, but I'm not, and I don't. Words are perfectly sufficient, and if those words aren't full of phony sunshine and butterflies, then so be it. That's just how things are. If you don't know that, then there's really nothing more I can say to you.
  
  Oh, this is directed at 08:38:41, BTW.

  By anonymous, on March 28, 2008 10:45:06

• 10:45:06 is obviously a scorned waitress with anger management issues.
  
  By the way, despite what Oprah or your shrink might've told you, anger is a bad thing. Your posts prove it. You sound like a psycho.

  By Dr. Schnozz, on March 28, 2008 13:26:28

• It sounds as though we all need a drink (especially Dr. Schnozz). Make mine a double shot of Stolichnaya.
  
  As for Justin, he looks kinda sorta really hot, and I'd probably take advantage of him if I had the chance.

  By Vanchic, on March 29, 2008 01:33:44

• Sounds like SOMA not alcohol.

  By anonymous, on March 29, 2008 12:36:04

• WTF happened to the original drunk pics? Did they get to you too?!

  By anonymous, on March 29, 2008 14:33:26